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proof of concept
Mar 6, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
well, that was pretty early in his training apparently, there was a stream of him sparring a week or two ago and he's improved... just... not by much

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Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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Supreme Allah posted:

That gifs not even slowed down is the worst part

Maybe it was a knock out shot and the world slowed down. Like in a video game.

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

proof of concept posted:

well, that was pretty early in his training apparently, there was a stream of him sparring a week or two ago and he's improved... just... not by much

well I hope the payday is worth the punishment he will probably be taking.

lizardhunt
Feb 7, 2010

agreed ->
if there's anything being a former pro wrestler gives you it's pain tolerance and endurance.

just don't let them get hit in the jaw. bork laser didn't seem to deal with that well.

bork had hundreds of real NCAA wrestling matches tho. punk has backyard wrestling credentials.



i really hope he gets knocked out in a funny way. that gif would never ever die.

e:

lizardhunt fucked around with this message at 02:57 on Sep 11, 2016

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

jerkstoresup posted:

if there's anything being a former pro wrestler gives you it's pain tolerance and endurance.

just don't let them get hit in the jaw. bork laser didn't seem to deal with that well.

bork had hundreds of real NCAA wrestling matches tho. punk has backyard wrestling credentials.


Brork is a gigantopithecus. Punk is a skinny-fat midget.

proof of concept
Mar 6, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Punk lost immediately and predictably, no explosive violent knockouts just a workmanlike takedown -> sub

To his credit, Punk did way better than I thought he would be able to do with Gall on his back

lizardhunt
Feb 7, 2010

agreed ->

Say Nothing posted:

Brork is a gigantopithecus. Punk is a skinny-fat midget.

wasn't comparing their physique/abilities, just chins. and credentials.

and the fight looked like babbie's first BJJ roll with senpai

lizardhunt fucked around with this message at 04:37 on Sep 11, 2016

MD2020
May 30, 2003

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.
LOOK IN MY EYES
WHAT DO YOU SEE
CM PUNK TAPPING OUT BEFORE MINUTE THREE

el B
Jan 30, 2004
holler.
haha the whole thing was predictably and laughably lame.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
That was real bad.
This will probably be taken down quickly... just like Punk.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zwrkCgQ8uxo

Say Nothing fucked around with this message at 04:44 on Sep 11, 2016

Trast
Oct 20, 2010

Three games, thousands of playthroughs. 90% of the players don't know I exist. Still a redhead saving the galaxy with a [Right Hook].

:edi:
Ronda's boyfriend just got beat up by cool punch man Fabrico Werdum again.

proof of concept
Mar 6, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
post-fight interview:
Werdum: My friend just got killed by a drunk driver, so please remember, don't drink and drive!
Cleveland audience: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

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Everyone knows that drinking and driving and killing peoples friends with cars is cool and good

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

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https://twitter.com/allelbows/status/774874486562820097/photo/1

CrazyLoon
Aug 10, 2015

"..."

Trast posted:

Ronda's boyfriend just got beat up by cool punch man Fabrico Werdum again.

I like that dude. He's super chill and gud.


I wish I could find that youtube vid, of koscheck just eyepoking like a maniac while Super Mario coin sfx plays in the background, but apparently it got taken down.

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

Trast posted:

Ronda's boyfriend just got beat up by cool punch man Fabrico Werdum again.

http://i.imgur.com/JnZ77n8.mp4

https://gfycat.com/SpicyIcyKob

Lid fucked around with this message at 13:51 on Sep 11, 2016

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

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Really wish that had been a KO, it would have been an all time great

Extra Large Marge
Jan 21, 2004

Fun Shoe

He even took a running start, that's amazing

PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

VY till I die
Grimey Drawer
They should bring a knife in. You'd win like immediately if you had a knife. I can't believe no one's thought of this.

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

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Then the other guy would just bring a sword

You clearly didnt think this through

PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

VY till I die
Grimey Drawer

Zzulu posted:

Then the other guy would just bring a sword

You clearly didnt think this through

I mean the next guy might, but you win the first fight and then you prepare for the next one by bringing a mace or something. Maybe one of those baseball bats that you drive nails into?

el B
Jan 30, 2004
holler.
He also kicked the guys trainer after the fight

http://i.imgur.com/vwOoUsi.gif

el B fucked around with this message at 17:32 on Sep 11, 2016

Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

PostNouveau posted:

I mean the next guy might, but you win the first fight and then you prepare for the next one by bringing a mace or something. Maybe one of those baseball bats that you drive nails into?

I would bring a nuclear warhead.

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

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el B posted:

He also kicked the guys trainer after the fight

http://i.imgur.com/vwOoUsi.gifv

The trainer is a turd and deserved it

No disciplinary actions got taken :allears:

PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

VY till I die
Grimey Drawer

Dreddout posted:

I would bring a nuclear warhead.

How are you gonna collect your purse when you've reduced yourself, your opponent, the venue and the surrounding area to ash? Think, man! This is like a chess match, you've got to consider all the angles.

Woden
May 6, 2006
They don't even have frisbees. :(

Tricky D
Apr 1, 2005

I love um!
We should just bring back gladiatorial combat, poo poo was wicked sick.

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

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Put death row inmates in the arena

Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

PostNouveau posted:

How are you gonna collect your purse when you've reduced yourself, your opponent, the venue and the surrounding area to ash? Think, man! This is like a chess match, you've got to consider all the angles.

I would only use it if my opponent didn't forfeit the match! That way, They wouldhave to let me win or face mutually assured destruction!

Pretty sure my plan is foolproof

PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

VY till I die
Grimey Drawer

Dreddout posted:

I would only use it if my opponent didn't forfeit the match! That way, They wouldhave to let me win or face mutually assured destruction!

Pretty sure my plan is foolproof

Teach me all you know, senpai.

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

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I would watch a "who's gonna set off the nuke first!?" gameshow

Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

PostNouveau posted:

Teach me all you know, senpai.

The secret to world peace and utopia is to give every single human a nuclear warhead that only they can detonate.

Once everyone has a nuclear warhead all conflict and strife will cease less we face nuclear annihilation. No one will ever hurt, steal from, or wrong another individual because then a chain nuclear reaction would wipe out humanity!

I can't believe no one has thought of this yet, it's perfect! :)

tenspott
Aug 1, 2002

by FactsAreUseless

Dreddout posted:

The secret to world peace and utopia is to give every single human a nuclear warhead that only they can detonate.

Once everyone has a nuclear warhead all conflict and strife will cease less we face nuclear annihilation. No one will ever hurt, steal from, or wrong another individual because then a chain nuclear reaction would wipe out humanity!

I can't believe no one has thought of this yet, it's perfect! :)

The south side of Chicago would be vaporized within minutes.

Cigstomper58
Aug 17, 2016

by FactsAreUseless

tenspott posted:

The south side of Chicago would be vaporized within minutes.

The benefits of this plan are endless

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Dreddout posted:

The secret to world peace and utopia is to give every single human a nuclear warhead that only they can detonate.

Once everyone has a nuclear warhead all conflict and strife will cease less we face nuclear annihilation. No one will ever hurt, steal from, or wrong another individual because then a chain nuclear reaction would wipe out humanity!

I can't believe no one has thought of this yet, it's perfect! :)

thank god for the bomb

proof of concept
Mar 6, 2005

by FactsAreUseless

He's going to need those tools if he expects to win against his next two opponents: Kintaro and Shao Kahn

Cnut the Great
Mar 30, 2014
i think weight classes are bullshit because Spider-Man routinely beats foes who are several times stronger than him

Cigstomper58
Aug 17, 2016

by FactsAreUseless
The reason there are so few Asian MMA fighters is because most of them refuse to obey the laws of gravity during a fight.

Teikanmi
Dec 16, 2006

by R. Guyovich
true or false

The more intentional physical contact a sport has the more insufferable and retarded their fans are

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proof of concept
Mar 6, 2005

by FactsAreUseless

Teikanmi posted:

true or false

The more intentional physical contact a sport has the more insufferable and retarded their fans are

gently caress off you queer faggo gay person why don't you go have some hot gay sex

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