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suckle upon mine immortal balls
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# ? Sep 11, 2016 22:53 |
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I think you'd have to undergo constant plastic surgery because you don't want governments finding out you're immortal and trapping you in some research site.
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# ? Sep 11, 2016 22:56 |
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frogge posted:I think you'd have to undergo constant plastic surgery because you don't want governments finding out you're immortal and trapping you in some research site. Even if you got trapped you could always wait them out.
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# ? Sep 11, 2016 22:57 |
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Do you get eternal youth?
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# ? Sep 11, 2016 22:58 |
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Applewhite posted:Do you think you'd finally get around to doing all the new things you've been afraid to try because you didn't have time for them? Or do you think you'd waste eternity doing the same things you've wasted your life on only worse because now you don't even have the fear of your own death to motivate you? I'll travel around the world and freak everyone out by killing myself in as gruesome ways as possible in front as many people as possible. Hopefully that'll gently caress up many people so that they can also know what it feels like to be dead inside. brb, pitching the idea to marvel and dc.
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# ? Sep 11, 2016 23:01 |
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mind the walrus posted:Do you get eternal youth? This is an important question also. I don't want to start with my planned public masturbation routine too late if I'll get old and lose the ability to get a boner.
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# ? Sep 11, 2016 23:02 |
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Applewhite posted:Even if you got trapped you could always wait them out. What if they dipped your feet in cement and dropped you on the bottom of the ocean and you didn't get out until the planet exploded and now you're floating through space forever?
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# ? Sep 11, 2016 23:03 |
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Has anyone here watched "Ajin"?
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# ? Sep 11, 2016 23:04 |
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Immortality and invulnerability kind of have to go hand in hand. Like, if I live forever that would imply that my cells are at the very least capable of healing and multiplying perfectly or else in a few hundred years I'd just be a non-sentient tumor. That would also mean that my body would be capable of perfectly regenerating itself like Wolverine, otherwise my organs would eventually shut down after small injury after small injury add up. Unguided posted:What if they dipped your feet in cement and dropped you on the bottom of the ocean and you didn't get out until the planet exploded and now you're floating through space forever? You'd just chew your feet off and wait for them to grow back. If you can't heal you aren't immortal. Tumble fucked around with this message at 23:08 on Sep 11, 2016 |
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Tumble posted:Immortality and invulnerability kind of have to go hand in hand. Like, if I live forever that would imply that my cells are at the very least capable of healing and multiplying perfectly or else in a few hundred years I'd just be a non-sentient tumor. Not really. You body could just be great at not ever making a mistake when copying DNA and never wearing it down. That would just make you never age past maturity but not give you any superpowers.
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# ? Sep 11, 2016 23:09 |
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Jack Trades posted:Not really. You body could just be great at not ever making a mistake when copying DNA and never wearing it down. Yea but if I can still be easily taken out by an untreated infection that's not really "immortal", I'm just Tom Cruise at that point.
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# ? Sep 11, 2016 23:19 |
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Tumble posted:Yea but if I can still be easily taken out by an untreated infection that's not really "immortal", I'm just Tom Cruise at that point. Every discussion about immortality always boils down to the definitions anyways.
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# ? Sep 11, 2016 23:33 |
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Jack Trades posted:Every discussion about immortality always boils down to the definitions anyways. quote:Immortality
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# ? Sep 11, 2016 23:45 |
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roll my own OS and it would be a good OS
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# ? Sep 11, 2016 23:49 |
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There is no immortality without eternal youth and robust appearance configuration options IMO (see eve online etc).
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# ? Sep 11, 2016 23:57 |
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will there be other immortals? and if so, how many can there be?
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# ? Sep 11, 2016 23:57 |
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If as an immortal i don't need to eat, sleep, or breathe, and I'm essentially invincible, what does that mean for my physical prowess? Am i the strongest, fastest man in the world? Not really sure how the science there works out but if I don't get tired I could win all the Arm Wrestling matches right?
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# ? Sep 12, 2016 00:42 |
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I'd ask for unlimited wishes tbh
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# ? Sep 12, 2016 00:47 |
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track down Lazarus Long and make fun of him for boning his mom
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# ? Sep 12, 2016 00:53 |
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if???
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# ? Sep 12, 2016 00:54 |
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poopnanners posted:if??? Whoa.
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# ? Sep 12, 2016 00:55 |
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If I were immortal I would start a true TV show were I get "killed" in spectacular fashion in public places and film people's responses then come back from the dead and point at the camera.
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# ? Sep 12, 2016 01:10 |
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Chinatown posted:suckle upon mine immortal balls
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# ? Sep 12, 2016 02:44 |
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I would bring the dookifex_maximus character to the national stage with my dumb god poopiter optimus maximus it would be pretty loving sweet, i could make up any old garbage and who are you gonna believe, corpso mcbodybag or the guy who just ate a dozen bullets and wants seconds
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# ? Sep 12, 2016 02:46 |
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I'd get sentenced to life in prison. Have fun paying for my room and board for the next million years, suckers!
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# ? Sep 12, 2016 03:22 |
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The Fuzzy Hulk posted:I'd get sentenced to life in prison. Have fun paying for my room and board for the next million years, suckers! all the gay sex i can handle but i cant die from the poz is rod sterling involved?
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# ? Sep 12, 2016 03:32 |
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jump snake river canyon in a go-kart while stoned out of my mind on chinese research chemicals
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# ? Sep 12, 2016 03:38 |
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i would eat an entire elephant at once
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# ? Sep 12, 2016 03:41 |
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whats the worst that's gonna happen I have a stomach ache for awhile so what I'm tough as hell I eat glass and stuff it's true
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# ? Sep 12, 2016 03:42 |
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Celluloid Sam posted:whats the worst that's gonna happen I have a stomach ache for awhile so what I'm tough as hell I eat glass and stuff it's true Is that how you become innortal?
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# ? Sep 12, 2016 03:44 |
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client posted:jump snake river canyon in a go-kart while stoned out of my mind on chinese research chemicals this but no canyon or chemicals just bootleg hong kong mario kart for years on end
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# ? Sep 12, 2016 03:47 |
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Um, everything.
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# ? Sep 12, 2016 03:48 |
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the cut footage of groundhogs day you know the one the dark footage
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# ? Sep 12, 2016 03:50 |
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935 posted:Research a way to kill myself. Spend every waking hour making sure I could die. What happens when the human civilization goes extinct as it inevitably will? What happens when the sun expands and consumes the earth? You'll just be floating in space forever with just your thoughts to keep you company while you suffer in agony from suffocating and dehydration and starvation and solar radiation and near zero degree temperature. It would be worse than hell. Or you could spend your immortality finding ways to go beyond physical limitations and become a God, or at least a space-traveling super-being. You worm your way into the heart of human society, drive technical innovation in ways that are useful to you, but you still carefully make sure that no other human can put together all the pieces. Then you can push all of humanity into the space age, or cause some kind of apocalypse so you're the only person on Earth who knows all the stuff it discovered. Then you build your self-perpetuating nano-spaceship and explore the universe. After that, all you have to worry about is the eventual heat-death of the universe, and you can use that time to find a way into another universe or just a way to transcend it altogether and make your own. Gawd, it's not even hard, it's just the obvious thing you'd do, am I the only one who thinks about these things?
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# ? Sep 12, 2016 03:55 |
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I'd start making safe long term investments and put them in a trust, and create several false identities as my own son and grandson, "inheriting" every 50 years or so. Within a lifetime you'd be well off and two or three you'd be filthy rich Then I'd create a massive charitable organization of some sort to try to make the world a better place here and there as I can, with a top secret inner circle called "order of the Falcon" where I make super rich people who want to join wear robes and chant and do weird sex stuff just to laugh at them
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# ? Sep 12, 2016 03:58 |
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If it's just the "no natural death" kind of immortality like Legolas or whatever then I'd just sit around and do the same crap I do now, forever. If it's complete invulnerability I'd join the military and become Casca the Eternal Mercenary.
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# ? Sep 12, 2016 04:04 |
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gonna suck being buried in concrete for all eternity as soon as someone with any power tries to ace you, this is why i think the mercenary path is a bad idea, but the first invulnerable ageless human will certainly be its god emperor before long
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# ? Sep 12, 2016 04:10 |
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I'd eat the rear end, op
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# ? Sep 12, 2016 04:15 |
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smoke weed every day
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# ? Sep 12, 2016 04:16 |
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Poop in a volcano
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