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The Protagonist
Jun 29, 2009

The average is 5.5? I thought it was 4. This is very unsettling.

don't tease me

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dookifex_maximus
Aug 10, 2016

by zen death robot
WE'RE FINALLY GONNA BERN THIS MOTHER DOWNNNNNNN

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

Feel the (pneumonia) burn.

Bro Dad
Mar 26, 2010



overheated by the BERN

walgreenslatino
Jun 2, 2015

Lipstick Apathy
Hillary has Morgellons

toxicitysquared
Nov 12, 2007

:jiggled:
Jiggled Again
:jiggled:
btw that dude is just some idiot journalist

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
lol trump is gonna win

Bro Dad
Mar 26, 2010


https://twitter.com/MMFlint/status/775088168773292032

walgreenslatino
Jun 2, 2015

Lipstick Apathy
It's too late to put anyone else on the ballot

dookifex_maximus
Aug 10, 2016

by zen death robot

Chinatown posted:

lol trump is gonna win

maybe but only if the DNC lets him, because if we BERNT this motherfucker down trumpo wouldn't have a chance

EugeneJ
Feb 5, 2012

by FactsAreUseless

EugeneJ fucked around with this message at 16:33 on Sep 12, 2016

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

The Protagonist posted:

don't tease me

Only option for the DNC will be to run a Kaine-Sanders ticket.

Hillary is dying and they don't have much of choice

dookifex_maximus
Aug 10, 2016

by zen death robot

etalian posted:

Only option for the DNC will be to run a Kaine-Sanders ticket.

Hillary is dying and they don't have much of choice

they'll always have creepy Uncle Touchy:

Bro Dad
Mar 26, 2010


walgreenslatino posted:

It's too late to put anyone else on the ballot

if she dies before the election there's always tim :geno: kaine

EugeneJ
Feb 5, 2012

by FactsAreUseless

etalian posted:

Only option for the DNC will be to run a Kaine-Sanders ticket.

Hillary is dying and they don't have much of choice

Bernie won 20 states - if they try to handwave that away, Bernie supporters who were going to vote Hillary will stay home instead

INTERACTIVE CD-ROM
Nov 18, 2005

Love?

Basically, the upper echelons of the DNC get together behind closed doors and decide who appears on November's ballot. You know, exactly like how the primaries were run

dookifex_maximus
Aug 10, 2016

by zen death robot

INTERACTIVE CD-ROM posted:

Basically, the upper echelons of the DNC get together behind closed doors and decide who appears on November's ballot. You know, exactly like how the primaries were run

AP 2016 - in a stunning war-hero studded celebration, the Autocratic National Convention declared Lucia Julia Habsburg as the Heir Apparent of our fair Democratic Republic

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo
It's Parkinson's guys. Hear it here first

https://www.youtube.com/embed/Zr1IDQ2V1eM

dookifex_maximus
Aug 10, 2016

by zen death robot

EugeneJ posted:

Bernie won 20 states - if they try to handwave that away, Bernie supporters who were going to vote Hillary will stay home instead

bernie won 20 states from a democratic party that was proven to collude with another candidate to quash his chances, he's a stud

The_Franz
Aug 8, 2003

The Landstander posted:

I hate this election so much.

walgreenslatino
Jun 2, 2015

Lipstick Apathy
Biden, Kaine, and O'Malley could all succumb to Hillary Clinton's Disease and they still won't put Sanders forward

reallivedinosaur
Jun 13, 2012

Ogdober subrise! XDDD

EugeneJ posted:

Bernie won 20 states - if they try to handwave that away, Bernie supporters who were going to vote Hillary will stay home instead

nobody gives a gently caress about barnie sandhole lmao

Blue Raider
Sep 2, 2006

i think she is legitimately ill with an old person disease such as parkinsons or perhaps some kind of dementia

coolskillrex remix
Jan 1, 2007

gorsh

Jose Oquendo posted:

NYT reports she's being treated for pneumonia. Isn't that kind of a serious thing for someone that old?

Yeah its literally holes in the lungs and you get intense fever during the whole thing it is extremely rough for most adults let alone the elderly

dookifex_maximus
Aug 10, 2016

by zen death robot

walgreenslatino posted:

Biden, Kaine, and O'Malley could all succumb to Hillary Clinton's Disease and they still won't put Sanders forward

that's why we should deafen them with the cries of bernie, so that the silence afterwards when they nominate Creepy Uncle Touchy rings louder still

Blue Raider
Sep 2, 2006

its extremely funny to me that the democrats, professional election losers, had a candidate with unheard of grassroot support and actually connected with youth voters but said nope, well go with this old invalid instead

Blue Raider
Sep 2, 2006

like, imagine how her campaign wouldve crashed and burned if she wasnt a) a clinton and b) a woman. i guess you can assign the former to her whole political career though

dookifex_maximus
Aug 10, 2016

by zen death robot

coolskillrex remix posted:

Yeah its literally holes in the lungs and you get intense fever during the whole thing it is extremely rough for most adults let alone the elderly

pneumonia got my grandpappy when he was recovering from a spill

this is actually quite tragic, she very well may have pushed herself too far pretending to be healthy, and it's politics to blame.

i mean, if she weren't a neoliberal shill for big bankers this would be tragic

Boomstick Quaid
Jan 28, 2009
You can get pneumonia from Parkinson's Disease. The same lack of swallowing coordination that leads to saliva getting all over vocal chords and incessant coughing fits is the same coordination defect that leads to saliva pooling in the lungs and drives pneumonia pathogenesis

Bulgogi Hoagie
Jun 1, 2012

We
pneumonia is no joke past your fifties

Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time
it's never a joke at any age

mcvey
Aug 31, 2006

go caps haha

*Washington Capitals #1 Fan On DeviantArt*
Bernie 2016

dookifex_maximus
Aug 10, 2016

by zen death robot

mcvey posted:

Bernie 2016

Blue Raider
Sep 2, 2006

mcvey posted:

Bernie 2016

Boomstick Quaid
Jan 28, 2009
The only bumper stickers I see are for Bernie Sanders

Blue Raider
Sep 2, 2006

Boomstick Quaid posted:

The only bumper stickers I see are for Bernie Sanders

me too but ive seen a few friend ben stickers as well

dookifex_maximus
Aug 10, 2016

by zen death robot
BERN DOWN THE DNC

reallivedinosaur
Jun 13, 2012

Ogdober subrise! XDDD
lmao if you think bernie sanders has any political future in the democratic party

Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time
I hope Hillary makes a speedy and complete recovery in time to be properly beaten by trump in the election.

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reallivedinosaur
Jun 13, 2012

Ogdober subrise! XDDD
i saw a bumper sticker that said "dont laugh at my car - im on my way to pick up your daughter" and the guy had those sexy titty lady mud flaps and a big ole set of blue truck nuts hanging off the hitch

those truck nuts have a better chance of being the nominee than sanders does

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