LT56 posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=out98QImyk0

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I just spent the last 3 days abusing opiates and didn't poo poo as a result. Today after painfully forcing the first poo poo out they became more and more urgent and liquid until I was just spraying poo poo into the toilet

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Wuddup Goonz

I've had a yeast infection (at least at first) in my butt for about 2.5 months now, and I'm starting to lose hope of it ever going away.

First it just felt like a regular rash, so I used some Sudocrem zinc oxide cream every day for relief. Relief was almost instantaneous.

Went to a doctor 2 months ago, he said it was a yeast infection that was pretty gnarly (skin sloughing and such) and he prescribed me some Viaderm KC. Causes for rash were me recently taking up running (sweat+friction) and washing too thoroughly down there with too much soap.

I used the Sudocrem with this Viaderm over top of it for the next month.

Rash got better, but not perfect - then healing plateaued.

Went back to the doctor a month later (a month ago from today), told him it still wasn't better, and he was surprised. He took a look, said yeast was gone, but the rash was still there. He prescribed me some Betaderm to heal the rest. He also said he'd send a referral to a dermatologist.

So today, a month later, and I'm still battling this bullshit. Seemed like rash got worse after Betaderm, so after a few days of it getting worse, I fluctuated back to Viaderm to just Sudocrem then back to Viaderm again - convinced the yeast or bacteria was still there. I still haven't heard from any dermatologist about any appointment dates, and the doctor's office says they definitely submitted my referral. I will follow up with them again today, or ask them to resend, because this is fuckin' bullshit.

In the meantime, short of going to an emergency room (I can still just barely tolerate it), I still have to deal with this on my own. I thought I reached a breakthrough two days ago by realizing that with all the creams I'd been using, the area's been constantly moist for more than 2 months. So, Gold Bond time. Area's been minty and bone-dry for 2 days now, which seemed to be working at first, but now it's starting to get very irritated again. Hope came back, and hope is being lost again. And again and again and again.

What the gently caress, GOONS??

cock hero flux posted:

now that the yeast is gone have you considered that the reason your butthole is irritated is because you keep slathering it in medical creams and powders

Solice Kirsk posted:

VanSandman posted:

welp see you all in 500 posts about steak

Solice Kirsk posted:

Stop running Falling Off Butthole Goon. Use a rowing machine or something with less friction for a few weeks and see how that works.

Ryoshi posted:

uh have you ever used a rowing machine because if you have skin sloughing off your rear end I am pretty sure it would be the absolute last thing you'd want to do

loquacius posted:

I just spent the last 3 days abusing opiates and didn't poo poo as a result. Today after painfully forcing the first poo poo out they became more and more urgent and liquid until I was just spraying poo poo into the toilet

loquacius posted:

someone in the boston thread mentioned his wife puts ketchup on it

the thread never recovered

Buttcoin purse posted:

Don't force it out, it's bad for you.


I don't mind ketchup on steak that has been cooked beyond well done and into the charcoal part of the spectrum. That's not how I ask for steak in a restaurant but how I sometimes get it when I visit family.

Rumda posted:

loquacius posted:

someone in the boston thread mentioned his wife puts ketchup on it

the thread never recovered

HerStuddMuffin posted:

Have you ever used one? The seat is mounted on a rail and moves when you row, there is no friction at butt level.

And Solice Kirsk, thank you for that pic. I have a steak waiting for me in the fridge and now I can't wait to grill it.

HerStuddMuffin posted:

What kind of philistine would spoil a good rimming with ketchup?

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my anonymous confession is i found out this one other poster on the forums i like for being a pretty cool chill person lives in the same city i do. i wanna meet up with them but i feel like that's creepy stalker poo poo so i just kinda watch em post and do nothing

totally not creepy stalker poo poo: whinging in an anonymous post about how i'm too awkward to stalk this person

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Re: adult virgin discussion

I'm a 25 year old virgin, mostly due to severe social anxiety. I have a small group of long-time friends whom I hang out with about once a week or so, but that's about it. In general, I'm just way too afraid of people to ever be able to advance socially past the lowly level where I am right now.

I can't even hold down a simple entry-level job, due to a fear that everyone there is judging me for my many inadequacies, so I'm also chronically unemployed and living with my parents. I've been on meds since middle school and therapy since several years ago, but it hasn't seemed to matter that much, except that I think I've come to loathe myself a little bit less recently.

So yeah, it's totally possible to be an adult virgin in this day and age, provided you have some sort of severe mental disorder.

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The only reason I married and had kids was because it massively benefits me socially to do so. I married a woman from a culture where married couples are valued more highly in a family than single family members, and married couples with kids are valued more highly than those without kids. So I played the game.

After I got married, my mother-in-law kicked out her single nephew from the small house he was renting from them and let us live there for free. Once we started having kids, any single or childless family members were expected to help babysit those with kids. We never have to pay for a babysitter because in my wife's family its just expected you drop what you're doing and help out with things like this.

Because I'm not a part of their culture, any tepid effort I make toward respecting it is treated as a huge deal and they give me an enormous amount of latitude in handwaving away dumb and lazy things I may do. Stuff like spending an hour taking my infant son to the store and back is seen as this incredibly generous act and for a father of three my actual day-to-day responsibilities toward my three children are quite minimal; even for my wife most of her family does much of the heavy lifting.

My confession is that because I married into a culture that does this, I actually have far more of a social life married with 3 kids than I would've had I been single; my in-laws subsidize an enormous amount of free time for me and they treat it like I'm the one doing them a favor.

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Is this where i make up a story about working for the government and somehow i know all about how aliens are real and also obama has aids or something?


Hey but seriously folks


So uh I'm fairly certain I have ADD. Every single thing I've read about some person's experience with ADD and stuff is, like, exactly the same as my experiences and everything. But anyway I haven't gone to see a doctor about it and I dunno what I should do anyway, and I don't know if I'm gonna see a doctor anyway about it, because, uh, IDK. I don't know how to explain.

Sometimes I get into playing a game for a long time and think 'ah I'm fine' but then most of time I recognize something ain't right. I've told people for years that I "don't like going to the movies" because people talk and stuff but the real reason is just because I get bored after like 20 minutes every time I'm at a movie.

I don't know I haven't told anyone this anyway so lol anonymous confession, dicks out for harambe, imethanbradberry, memes lol. peace out boy scouts

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lazy daddy

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Self-diagnosed ADD goon

loquacius posted:

my anonymous confession is i found out this one other poster on the forums i like for being a pretty cool chill person lives in the same city i do. i wanna meet up with them but i feel like that's creepy stalker poo poo so i just kinda watch em post and do nothing

totally not creepy stalker poo poo: whinging in an anonymous post about how i'm too awkward to stalk this person