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BREAKING NEWS: Old woman Hillary Clinton is not perfectly healthy LATER THIS HOUR: Donald Trump is a stupid racist shitbag who cannot form a complete sentence to save his life [edit] I really should not be a new page person
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Baloogan posted:lol its 911
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Sep 12, 2016 00:32
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paranoid randroid posted:once again we should all be grateful that donald trump is the most useless sack of poo poo on the planet, to the point that even a comatose brain in a jar could defeat him, given adequate structural advantages Yep. Trump will need at least two black swan events to win; Him not being a gently caress up for two months, and a complete economic crash. The economy crashing is more likely.
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Sep 12, 2016 00:32
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Atrocious Joe posted:That cult would never die till the stars came right again, and the secret priests would take great Cthulhu from His tomb to revive His subjects and resume His rule of earth. The time would be easy to know, for then mankind would have become as the Great Old Ones; free and wild and beyond good and evil, with laws and morals thrown aside and all men shouting and killing and revelling in joy. Then the liberated Old Ones would teach them new ways to shout and kill and revel and enjoy themselves, and all the earth would flame with a holocaust of ecstasy and freedom. Meanwhile the cult, by appropriate rites, must keep alive the memory of those ancient ways and shadow forth the prophecy of their return. He is something of a rarity because of his age and history. His original body was born five centuries ago. His first death was by accident; the destruction was not total, so he was reconstructed. Since he was considered important to the GOP and was involved in dangerous work, he was allowed three incarnations, rather than the usual two. His present body is adapted for specialty work; it's a popular type and is completely self-contained. His waste systems are also closed. Within his abdomen there is a small power supply; all his wastes are reprocessed internally. He needs to replace his power source and bring in supplementary materials only once a year. He requires water every three months. 
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Sep 12, 2016 00:32
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Count Roland posted:Yeah but Clinton actually looks and acts sick, whereas Trump... is a lot of things, but sick-looking isn't one of them. trump is statistically more likely to die because of: height skin weight diet y chromosome
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Sep 12, 2016 00:32
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Sheng-ji Yang posted:hard not to embrace the absurdity that an insane conspiracy theory promulgated only by extreme far right idiots turned out to be very, extremely correct, to the point that what i posted actually happened on video I mean, she did actually have a clot and a stroke or whatever and she does have that persistent cough and that long bathroom break and that trouble with stairs When you only hear these things as Hannity bundles them with XANAX PEN and BIG SECRET BLACK HANDLER BRO it is easy to forget they are documented Kind of like when certain facts about 9/11 get bundled with jet fuel steel beams and holographic planes OR MAYBE NOT JUST SAYIN
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Sep 12, 2016 00:33
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Nichael posted:I do. They have much less money than him. They look better. He is disgusting looking. Disgusting and unhealthy are two different things though. He's kind of in uncanny valley territory, because he's specifically trying not to look his age. He still manages to exude power and strength rather than ill health though. And yeah of course being a tall man helps in that regard.
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Sep 12, 2016 00:33
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my dead gay president
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Sep 12, 2016 00:34
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Why do we collectively act like mental health is not "health" too? The man is clearly unhinged, and his psychiatric state absolutely is as worrying, if not more worrying, than the physical state of his repulsive body.Sinteres posted:Disgusting and unhealthy are two different things though. He's kind of in uncanny valley territory, because he's specifically trying not to look his age. He still manages to exude power and strength rather than ill health though. And yeah of course being a tall man helps in that regard. I see just as much evidence that he's sick as Clinton, to be honest. Being overweight isn't healthy at that age. Nor is having his temper and personality disorder. Clinton reacted badly to the heat and the nation melts down. This is pathetic and shameful.
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Sep 12, 2016 00:34
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Montasque posted:Yep. Trump will need at least two black swan events to win; Him not being a gently caress up for two months, and a complete economic crash. The economy crashing is more likely. optic ghosts and all that, but if hillary faints again in a more public way with clear video i predict state polls are gonna start tightening
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Sep 12, 2016 00:34
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breaklaw posted:Feminists are full of poo poo. How the gently caress is overall physical health a gendered thing? It's common knowledge that on average women have longer lifespans than men, and that men are a much higher risk for deadly diseases like heart problems and almost every other disease besides breast cancer. How does screeching at everyone about sexism every two minutes make people more sympathetic to accusations of sexism? concern trolling about what makes people sympathetic to accusations of sexism might be more likely to work if you didn't open with "feminists are full of poo poo" fyi
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Sep 12, 2016 00:35
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Nichael posted:Why do we collectively act like mental health is not "health" too? The man is clearly unhinged, and his psychiatric state absolutely is as worrying, if not more worrying, than the physical state of his repulsive body. god drat thats some good spin
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Sep 12, 2016 00:35
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Sinteres posted:Disgusting and unhealthy are two different things though. He's kind of in uncanny valley territory, because he's specifically trying not to look his age. He still manages to exude power and strength rather than ill health though. yeah the obese dude that blasts himself with orange cancer is real healthy lookin
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Sep 12, 2016 00:35
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Sep 12, 2016 00:35
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Sep 12, 2016 00:36
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trump TRUMP trump TRUMP tr-- ----- -------flatline
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Sep 12, 2016 00:36
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Oiled and Ready posted:I mean, she did actually have a clot and a stroke or whatever and she does have that persistent cough and that long bathroom break and that trouble with stairs ill need an intvu with a xanax spox because my gut reax is that pen statement needs some correx
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Sep 12, 2016 00:36
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Nichael posted:Are you joking? Trump looks like utter crap for a man of his wealth and age. He is morbidly obese and could barely stay awake while talking to the Mexican president. I haven't seen Trump and Nieto. Link? I guess I don't know what rich people look like, but by my standards (ie where I grew up and where I live) he looks pretty ok. Importantly, he's not fainting or coughing a lot. I'd like to see this thing in Mexico though.
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Sep 12, 2016 00:36
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Sheng-ji Yang posted:god drat thats some good spin I rather have a dead grandmother than an idiot fascist. Nietzschean posted:mass effect 3 has an epilepsy warning People are saying, and I'm not saying it but really trustworthy people are saying, that Donald Trump liked the ending of Mass Effect 3.
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Sep 12, 2016 00:36
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intvu xanax spox to correx reax
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Sep 12, 2016 00:37
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brb sacrificing a fatted calf to Khnews Sy'kul, the Dark God of Optics
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Sep 12, 2016 00:37
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anime was right posted:yeah the obese dude that blasts himself with orange cancer is real healthy lookin You're intellectualizing. We know tanning is bad for you, but having a tan makes people think you look healthier. Some level of weight in old people looks healthier than being skinny too, even though that's not true either. He doesn't look like a frail sickly old man, even if he may be unhealthy in reality.
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Sep 12, 2016 00:37
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this is it this is hillary's rubicon Alea iacta est
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Sep 12, 2016 00:37
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Magicks and Opticks
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Sep 12, 2016 00:38
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Nietzschean posted:mass effect 3 has an epilepsy warning Hillary liked the ending.
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Sep 12, 2016 00:38
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Nichael posted:People are saying, and I'm not saying it but really trustworthy people are saying, that Donald Trump liked the ending of Mass Effect 3. Bip Roberts posted:Hillary liked the ending. BOOSTED, do you care to comment?
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Sep 12, 2016 00:38
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anime was right posted:yeah the obese dude that blasts himself with orange cancer is real healthy lookin on the other hand, his dad lived to age 93 and his mom to age 87. and all his siblings are alive except the one who drank himself to death
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Sep 12, 2016 00:38
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Nichael posted:Why do we collectively act like mental health is not "health" too? The man is clearly unhinged, and his psychiatric state absolutely is as worrying, if not more worrying, than the physical state of his repulsive body. There is literally no evidence that trump is unhealthy. Yes he's fat and yes that can cause a myriad of health issues but we have seen nothing to indicate that he has them. OTOH hillary has well documented health failings especially after today. It's not even a bad argument to say you'd prefer unhealthy Hillary to healthy Trump but don't try to act like trump's health is anywhere near the level of hers.
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Sep 12, 2016 00:38
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Jazerus posted:yeah you'd think Saiyan physiology would be hardier than this Lol
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Sep 12, 2016 00:39
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Sinteres posted:You're intellectualizing. We know tanning is bad for you, but having a tan makes people think you look healthier. Some level of weight in old people looks healthier than being skinny too, even though that's not true either. He doesn't look like a frail sickly old man, even if he may be unhealthy in reality. I say this unironically and it's sad. Reality has no basis in presidential politics in 2016. Bip Roberts posted:Hillary liked the ending. Yeah? Well Donald Trump thought Command & Conquer 4 was a good direction for the series.
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Sep 12, 2016 00:39
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trump will def have a heart attack in the next 8 years
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Sep 12, 2016 00:39
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Baloogan posted:He is something of a rarity because of his age and history. His original body was born five centuries ago. His first death was by accident; the destruction was not total, so he was reconstructed. Since he was considered important to the GOP and was involved in dangerous work, he was allowed three incarnations, rather than the usual two. His present body is adapted for specialty work; it's a popular type and is completely self-contained. His waste systems are also closed. Within his abdomen there is a small power supply; all his wastes are reprocessed internally. He needs to replace his power source and bring in supplementary materials only once a year. He requires water every three months. JEB!
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Sep 12, 2016 00:39
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Sep 12, 2016 00:39
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Johnston just got stoned and is still stuck at the press start screen
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Sep 12, 2016 00:40
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Wall Is Life posted:There is literally no evidence that trump is unhealthy. Yes he's fat and yes that can cause a myriad of health issues but we have seen nothing to indicate that he has them. OTOH hillary has well documented health failings especially after today. Mental health is health, and frankly, it's insulting to insinuate otherwise.
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Sep 12, 2016 00:40
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Sheng-ji Yang posted:trump will def have a heart attack in the next 8 years extremely likely yea.
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Sep 12, 2016 00:40
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Sheng-ji Yang posted:trump will def have a heart attack in the next 8 years Same.
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Sep 12, 2016 00:40
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Wall Is Life posted:There is literally no evidence that trump is unhealthy. Yes he's fat and yes that can cause a myriad of health issues but we have seen nothing to indicate that he has them. OTOH hillary has well documented health failings especially after today. but that is irrelevant to the fact that he's a moron with bad idea's and 60% of the country would vote "hit my big toe with a hammer" before they'd vote trump
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Sep 12, 2016 00:41
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Sheng-ji Yang posted:trump will def have a heart attack in the next 8 years If he got so wound up by Hillary dunking on him during the debates and then blew a coronary gasket right on stage, that would be pretty sweet.
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Baloogan posted:Johnston just got stoned and is still stuck at the press start screen hes stuck on the first level of Rez but doesnt really care because the music is fully sick
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