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EugeneJ
Feb 5, 2012

by FactsAreUseless

cnut posted:

They should go on Jeopardy.

They should really do this

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BexGu
Jan 9, 2004

This fucking day....
Wait does Dr. Drew get his show back now?

EugeneJ
Feb 5, 2012

by FactsAreUseless

Guy Goodbody posted:

Serious question, would America be better off if elections were replaced with physical competition?

Aggro Crag

EugeneJ
Feb 5, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
https://twitter.com/costareports/status/775117040835330048?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw

Fat-Lip-Sum-41.mp3
Nov 15, 2003
trump's not tweeting?! oh no! is he ok?

reallivedinosaur
Jun 13, 2012

Ogdober subrise! XDDD
i want to be president will you guys vote for me

reallivedinosaur
Jun 13, 2012

Ogdober subrise! XDDD

LegoPirateNinja posted:

trump's not tweeting?! oh no! is he ok?

i think he's busy doing all that 9/11 stuff that hilldawg bailed out on lmao

Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time

reallivedinosaur posted:

i want to be president will you guys vote for me

will you build a wall around dnd and make them pay for it?

reallivedinosaur
Jun 13, 2012

Ogdober subrise! XDDD

Germstore posted:

will you build a wall around dnd and make them pay for it?

i will build them into the wall

Michael Bayleaf
Jun 4, 2006

Tortured By Flan
I'm voting for Hillary Clinton.

Boomstick Quaid
Jan 28, 2009

Lord Binky posted:

I'm voting for Hillary Clinton.

oh word going for the write-in?

Day Man
Jul 30, 2007

Champion of the Sun!

Master of karate and friendship...
for everyone!


Lord Binky posted:

I'm voting for Hillary Clinton.

What if she dies before the election?

Jose Oquendo
Jun 20, 2004

Star Trek: The Motion Picture is a boring movie
She's gonna pull a President Harrison.

romanowski
Nov 10, 2012

i will proudly vote for the Ghost of Hilary Clinton

reallivedinosaur
Jun 13, 2012

Ogdober subrise! XDDD
a dead lady would be a funnier president than trump i would regret my toxx

extra stout
Feb 24, 2005

ISILDUR's ERR

LegoPirateNinja posted:

trump's not tweeting?! oh no! is he ok?

ive actually been waiting for that too but think about how insanely carefully his writers have to phrase his response to her without her immediately saying UVE SLANDERED THE MEMORY OF 9/11 WITH THIS TROLLING!!!

Michael Bayleaf
Jun 4, 2006

Tortured By Flan

Day Man posted:

What if she dies before the election?

She's earned my support, and I'm going to vote for her.

Strep Vote
May 5, 2004

أنا أحب حليب الشوكولاتة
I'm so glad I picked up weed after Bernie lost

Strep Vote
May 5, 2004

أنا أحب حليب الشوكولاتة
Dear god please make this the best election ever

Strep Vote
May 5, 2004

أنا أحب حليب الشوكولاتة
For me, not for Hillary, I mean.

Vegetable
Oct 22, 2010

I had pneumonia once. It makes your body feel miserable and, yes, quite hot.

Lolie
Jun 4, 2010

AUSGBS Thread Mum

Day Man posted:

What if she dies before the election?

Then we'll hear for the next 20 years about what a fantastic President she would have been had she not been "taken too soon". It would probably be the best thing ever for the Democrats. An experienced and likeable candidate would run in her place.

Vegetable
Oct 22, 2010

If she died Biden would probably step in. Or Tim Kaine. But I don't think anybody's looking at Tim Kaine and thinking we should totally have a goofball for President

Bro Dad
Mar 26, 2010


Guy Goodbody posted:

Serious question, would America be better off if elections were replaced with physical competition?

hell no

walgreenslatino
Jun 2, 2015

Lipstick Apathy
Yeah I really don't want President Hillary, but I REALLY don't want Martyr Hillary

reallivedinosaur
Jun 13, 2012

Ogdober subrise! XDDD

Lolie posted:

Then we'll hear for the next 20 years about what a fantastic President she would have been had she not been "taken too soon". It would probably be the best thing ever for the Democrats. An experienced and likeable candidate would run in her place.

a DNC puppet would take over the campaign, and every piece of poo poo legislation that would get passed would be the "Hillary Clinton Act"

Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time
Future president trump should just tweet, "My prayers are with Hillary Clinton and her family."

Lolie
Jun 4, 2010

AUSGBS Thread Mum

walgreenslatino posted:

Yeah I really don't want President Hillary, but I REALLY don't want Martyr Hillary

It would be spun that way, too. We'd hear about how she sacrificed her personal health to campaign because she cared so much about her country.

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

Germstore posted:

Future president trump should just tweet, "My prayers are with Hillary Clinton and her family."

This is really good, but tweet tomorrow :911:

walgreenslatino
Jun 2, 2015

Lipstick Apathy

Germstore posted:

Future president trump should just tweet, "My prayers are with Hillary Clinton and her family."

Lol

dookifex_maximus
Aug 10, 2016

by zen death robot
tonight he should tweet "won't comment yet, a lot of conflicting reports coming out of the campaign and the dnc" but maybe someone would point out "like thats stopped you before?"

idk i am not a big time scummy business-politician like our global economic elite

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

To think that Hilary's Correct the Record PAC was considering attacking Bernie over his health and age.

Now she's get caught being sick and low energy.

reallivedinosaur
Jun 13, 2012

Ogdober subrise! XDDD
he should tweet "my greatest respect to all those who fell on 9/11, except for drugged out PILLary Clinton the dope fiend"

then he should tweet "Hillary partying with Billary Cosby? Pillary Billary Hillbary? What a couple of cunts. Vote for me."

dookifex_maximus
Aug 10, 2016

by zen death robot

etalian posted:

To think that Hilary's Correct the Record PAC was considering attacking Bernie over his health and age.

Now she's get caught being sick and low energy.


gets paid a lot to speak to bankers ✓
took until the 21st century to support gay rights ✓
attacks others where she herself is weakest ✓


are you sure she's not a republican?

dookifex_maximus
Aug 10, 2016

by zen death robot
she should be the republican candidate, bernie the democrat and trump should be the nominee for the "tea partier crossed with a dixiecrat" party

reallivedinosaur
Jun 13, 2012

Ogdober subrise! XDDD
https://twitter.com/zgazda66/status/775017547787829248

yappin away as the names are being read, then passes out on the way to the van

the disrespectful behavior of a drugged up pill popper imho

https://twitter.com/mtracey/status/775051818409811969

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

reallivedinosaur posted:

he should tweet "my greatest respect to all those who fell on 9/11, except for drugged out PILLary Clinton the dope fiend"

then he should tweet "Hillary partying with Billary Cosby? Pillary Billary Hillbary? What a couple of cunts. Vote for me."

He's picked up enough votes already.

Has there ever been a pres candidate that tweets his own stuff bc trump is great at it.

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

reallivedinosaur posted:

https://twitter.com/zgazda66/status/775017547787829248

yappin away as the names are being read, then passes out on the way to the van

the disrespectful behavior of a drugged up pill popper imho

https://twitter.com/mtracey/status/775051818409811969

Why is she the only one with shades on? Bloodshot eyes? Hmmm

reallivedinosaur
Jun 13, 2012

Ogdober subrise! XDDD

Darth123123 posted:

Why is she the only one with shades on? Bloodshot eyes? Hmmm

i saw something about those being special blue lenses that reduce photosensitive epilepsy

https://www.google.ca/search?q=photosensitive+epilepsy+glasses

e: also clearly a boozer and a pill popper, probably also racist

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dookifex_maximus
Aug 10, 2016

by zen death robot

Darth123123 posted:

Why is she the only one with shades on? Bloodshot eyes? Hmmm

this is a weird facet of this election. this isn't the first election where a candidate's health has been an issue, but it's the first election in living memory where one side's evidence was continually rebuffed leading to this tinfoil kind of behavior. I think we have ample enough evidence finally that the dots in the line of her health is spelling out a downward trend

I think we should be happy for democracy, fate perhaps has struck down the most public of the vile authoritarian exploitationists, if we act quickly we can maybe get Bernie and finally get america back on track

i mean the most arduous task is surviving the attempted reconquista by the deposed bankers at the head of an austrian army but we still gotta try

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