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Patton Oswalt offers his unique spin https://twitter.com/pattonoswalt/status/775108467849781248
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Bug Bill Murray posted:Patton Oswalt offers his unique spin lol his wife
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Sep 12, 2016 04:45
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Bert Roberge posted:lol his wife he's next.
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Sep 12, 2016 04:46
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White Phosphorus posted:I don't want to get old
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Sep 12, 2016 04:46
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I hope I die
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The thread title made throw up in my mouth a little. Nice going, OP.
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Sep 12, 2016 04:48
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Bug Bill Murray posted:Patton Oswalt offers his unique spin Haha yes "pneumonia." I can't wait for the reports in 20 years about how corrupt all of these people are and Hillary was literally held up with machinery just because it's her turn.
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Sep 12, 2016 04:49
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Bert Roberge posted:lol his wife lol
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Sep 12, 2016 04:51
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well most everyone i know thinks bush did 9/11. not me though. you can't possibly blame the government when the jews have a history of this
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Sep 12, 2016 04:52
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ah, he's an old guy, he came from the times when they had a valid boogeyman like w bush, he doesn't know where to level his hate because he holds women up on some insane pedestal and is thereby blind to her neoliberalism
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Sep 12, 2016 04:55
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Goodtime Pancreas posted:Haha yes "pneumonia." I can't wait for the reports in 20 years about how corrupt all of these people are and Hillary was literally held up with machinery just because it's her turn. To be fair, best president #1 god king FDR was literally held up by machinery/his sons/american cars, but Hillary's no FDR so I'm not really sure why I brought this up. As far as I can tell her beliefs are maybe the polar opposite of the New Deal. Has she announced her plan to murder the head of the TVA and replace them with a Koch brother yet
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Sep 12, 2016 04:57
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I had to look up whether or not the TVA still existed for that post
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Sep 12, 2016 04:58
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There's a timeline where Watergate was never exposed, and Nixon was able to push his national guaranteed minimum income plan through the senate, and in that timeline we won in Vietnam and the idea of making America great again is ridiculous because it never stopped, also the USSR collapsed in 1981 and we have a colony on the moon where we grow the dankest weed you can imagine. In that timeline Bill and Hillary never made it out of Arkansas makes you think
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Sep 12, 2016 05:08
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Bug Bill Murray posted:Patton Oswalt offers his unique spin lol at the idea of Hillary "campaigning hard"
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Sep 12, 2016 05:12
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Aralan posted:There's a timeline where Watergate was never exposed, and Nixon was able to push his national guaranteed minimum income plan through the senate, and in that timeline we won in Vietnam and the idea of making America great again is ridiculous because it never stopped, also the USSR collapsed in 1981 and we have a colony on the moon where we grow the dankest weed you can imagine. In that timeline Bill and Hillary never made it out of Arkansas makes you think Sorry, doesn't even seem plausible. Us "in the know" are aware that is was the fact that he was trying to save his legacy by instituting real reforms near the end of his last term is exactly what got him in the hot water.
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Sep 12, 2016 05:12
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In that timeline he wasn't expelled from the freemasons before hitting the 33rd degree so
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Sep 12, 2016 05:13
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there is however a universe where nixon was likable enough to get into office without becoming corrupt and he took the "great society" and expanded it with single payer and the basic minimum income
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Sep 12, 2016 05:13
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That's my favorite timeline but it took LBJ kissing MLK on the lips on national TV to make that one happen
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Sep 12, 2016 05:17
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reallivedinosaur posted:different kind of wet PCP?
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Sep 12, 2016 05:19
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I like how all the candidates are like 70 and must doggedly pretend they have no health issues whatsoever and never get sick. In before one of them dies of something stupid like catching a heart infection because they exerted themselves too much while having a cold.
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Sep 12, 2016 05:19
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In the corrupted DNC, you need like 40 years worth of favors to get a shot at the big chair. It's the same in the GOP, but it's just a coincidence that the person who dumped all over their cronyism was also old and frail
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Sep 12, 2016 05:22
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maybe someone got her with the old bulgarian umbrella trick. we'll know in 4 days
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Sep 12, 2016 05:25
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Earwicker posted:maybe someone got her with the old bulgarian umbrella trick. pornhub has a lot of results
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Sep 12, 2016 05:27
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Has anyone suggested that the pneumonia story is just to cover up the fact that Hillary Clinton was wounded by an Anathame?
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Sep 12, 2016 05:28
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Guy Goodbody posted:Has anyone suggested that the pneumonia story is just to cover up the fact that Hillary Clinton was wounded by an Anathame? wow thats a ....deep cut
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Sep 12, 2016 05:29
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oh sweet a classical reference I don't get *googles* goddamn 40k nerds
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Sep 12, 2016 05:35
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im mildly surprised the rumors of her lovely health turned out to be true. i feel like i'm living in that Borges short story where things become real if enough people perceive them
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Sep 12, 2016 05:37
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Quantum Finger posted:im mildly surprised the rumors of her lovely health turned out to be true. i feel like i'm living in that Borges short story where things become real if enough people perceive them Belief shapes the planes, berk
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Sep 12, 2016 05:39
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i'm afraid of what might happen during the debates, if she even goes.
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avatarinwin posted:i'm afraid of what might happen during the debates, if she even goes. It's kind of amazing that we're heading into a debate where there's a serious chance that one candidate will collapse on stage and the other will call her the c-word.
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Guy Goodbody posted:It's kind of amazing that we're heading into a debate where there's a serious chance that one candidate will collapse on stage and the other will call her the c-word. hell yeah straw man candidate versus a crone that has the constitution of an actual scarecrow
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Sep 12, 2016 05:50
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Guy Goodbody posted:It's kind of amazing that we're heading into a debate where there's a serious chance that one candidate will collapse on stage and the other will call her the c-word. and thats just the first debate so theyre going to have to top that somehow later on
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Aralan posted:To be fair, best president #1 god king FDR was literally held up by machinery/his sons/american cars, but Hillary's no FDR so I'm not really sure why I brought this up. As far as I can tell her beliefs are maybe the polar opposite of the New Deal. Has she announced her plan to murder the head of the TVA and replace them with a Koch brother yet i just want to reiterate this point that probably our greatest president had no control over his legs but with metal braces on his legs he could swivel his body in such a way that his legs moved as if he were walking and then he would stand and give speeches while held in place by his braces and podium. hillary is fine.
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Sep 12, 2016 05:51
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dookifex_maximus posted:oh sweet a classical reference I don't get same
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Sep 12, 2016 05:53
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Please don't use my excellent point about how great Franklin "Who needs communism when you can quietly integrate socialism like this" Delano "Champion of the working man" Roosevelt was to hype up hillary
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Sep 12, 2016 05:53
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I changed my mind I'm going to write in vote for FDR's beautiful corpse instead of Trump
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Sep 12, 2016 05:54
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Aralan posted:I changed my mind I'm going to write in vote for FDR's beautiful corpse instead of Trump if you havent been doodling a dutch industrialists dead cock in your ballot youve been throwing away your vote for the last 8 years imho
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Sep 12, 2016 05:56
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If I thought it would work to make me half the man that Franky R was I, too, would marry, diddle, and famously cheat on, my cousin
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Sep 12, 2016 05:59
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Goodtime Pancreas posted:Haha yes "pneumonia." I can't wait for the reports in 20 years about how corrupt all of these people are and Hillary was literally held up with machinery just because it's her turn. i believe youll find that it is actually donald j trump that sits on the golden throne
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Sp1r0_Agn3W posted:i believe youll find that it is actually donald j trump that sits on the golden throne Yuge and glorious golden throne.
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