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prefect posted:I need to see train suplex pictures, stat. DMCA'd by (((globalists))) 
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Sep 12, 2016 12:43
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also lmao I found out last night that I get a free subscription to the WSJ as an employment perk, so I signed up and how do people read this garbage every day? I wish I could sub to McSweeny's through them instead so that at least something not proudly dragging the world down into feudal darkness could benefit, or at least one that would be humorously satirical about it
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Sep 12, 2016 12:47
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Sep 12, 2016 13:10
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Lastgirl posted:the worst election ever ...so far.
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Sep 12, 2016 13:11
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QUICK you guys. Turn on Morning Joe. They are DESPERATELY trying all morning to carry abuela's water. Obviously less than a fraction of a percent of the electorate watches this trash, and Trump yucking it up on Dr. Oz about his stamina and health will blow its ratings out of the water, BUT . . . . . . . . you can pretend MSNBC has power and sway over the zombie "undecided" voters and comfort yourselves this morning and in these times of tribulation. GET WELL SOON GRANNY SCANDALS YOU WILL NEED YOUR STRENGTH TO FACE YOUR NEW REALITY PRESIDENT DONALD J. TRUMP
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Sep 12, 2016 13:12
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fortunately this is the last election ever if (when) hillary gets elected, that's it, it's over
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WhiskeyJuvenile posted:fortunately this is the last election ever yet another reason to vote for 
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Sep 12, 2016 13:12
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Sep 12, 2016 13:13
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Yeah what the gently caress does an econ professor know about goddamn yields
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Perfectly Safe posted:"I rate Donald Trump's overall health at 96. His physical strength is a solid 7, his stamina an even more impressive 9,000. His blood pressure is an extraordinary 22.5 and the quality of his internal organs is 124". Does he get a saving throw against advanced senility? He's manifestly failed his "check for traps" and "comprehend (any) language" throws.
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Sep 12, 2016 13:15
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WhiskeyJuvenile posted:fortunately this is the last election ever I imagine that the same could be said if Trump were to be elected.
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Josef K. Sourdust posted:Does he get a saving throw against advanced senility? He's manifestly failed his "check for traps" and "comprehend (any) language" throws. No, he tried to take 20 for that but forgot what he was doing and started shouting about three unconnected things at a tree. PS yes, I know.
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Sep 12, 2016 13:19
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Yeah what would a senator on the Committee on Banking, Housing, and Urban Affairs with a background in financial law know about interest rates?
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Sep 12, 2016 13:19
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I can't wait until the debates. Sneak preview: the post debate polls are going to look just like the post CIC forum polls. DEHUMANIZE YOURSELVES
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Boosted_C5 posted:I can't wait until the debates. The only poll off the CiC forum was a Twitter poll so far, and if that's what you're leaning back on for support then lmao
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Boosted_C5 posted:I can't wait until the debates. POOsted PEE five lol
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Sep 12, 2016 13:22
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We need RPG stat sheets for HRC and DJT. Johnson, Stein, McMuffin and Morrow are NPCs.
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Lastgirl posted:https://twitter.com/JohnJHarwood/status/775301917719142400?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw Christ, there's a pretty good chance that the moderators will gently toss softballs at him, yet Trump still whines like a little orange piglet about "unfairness".
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Sep 12, 2016 13:24
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Lastgirl posted:the worst election ever Except for all the others
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Between all the candidates left, who would be Pusherbot, Shoverbot, and old lady at top of stairs? I say Pusherbot - Clinton. Quick and dirty, gets the job done without any messing around Shoverbot - Trump. Less efficient, move was obviously not planned but is now being crowed about. Probably body-checks the old lady because it makes him feel bigger OLATOS - Jill Stei - JUST KIDDING IT'S ED BALLS
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Equeen posted:Christ, there's a pretty good chance that the moderators will gently toss softballs at him, yet Trump still whines like a little orange piglet about "unfairness". last time he got softballs he fuckin blew it so I think he may be hosed even with Chris Wallace, who will probably literally be fired if he doesn't hand Trump a victory
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Sep 12, 2016 13:27
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Boosted_C5 posted:QUICK you guys. Sorry, I have a job, so I just get the highlights from Trump Tweets
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Sep 12, 2016 13:29
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Iron Crowned posted:Sorry, I have a job don't worry trump will fix that
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Lastgirl posted:It's nite crew time bitch, go to sleep day crew 
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Josef K. Sourdust posted:We need RPG stat sheets for HRC and DJT. Johnson, Stein, McMuffin and Morrow are NPCs. I was (and I guess still am) considering making a Top Trumps deck called "Trump Trumps", using Trump statements and rating them for offensiveness, repetition, outrage created, success etc. for stats.
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Sep 12, 2016 13:41
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Tesseraction posted:don't worry trump will fix that I thought that's what Jeb! did
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Iron Crowned posted:I thought that's what Jeb! did as part of his black outreach he promised to fix this whole job problem he'll take your job and give it to one of The Blacks
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Josef K. Sourdust posted:We need RPG stat sheets for HRC and DJT. Johnson, Stein, McMuffin and Morrow are NPCs. trump Fighter: 13 Thief: 7 Hit Points: 100 Luck Points: 12 Strength: 18 (90) Intelligence: 14 Wisdom: 10 Dexterity: 18 Constitution: 18 Charisma: 17 Weapon Proficiencies: sword (all types), bow (all types), axe (all types), club, mace, dagger Secondary Skills: fletcher, forester, gambler, hunter, sailor, trapper Special: Trump is only surprised on a 1 in 8 Equipment: leather armor, broad sword, dagger, 50 gp
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Sep 12, 2016 13:45
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This is the way the world ends, not with a bang but a cough.
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Tesseraction posted:as part of his black outreach he promised to fix this whole job problem Do I get to pass go and collect unemployment at least? 
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TyrantWD posted:This is the way the world ends, not with a bang but a cough. She promised to save us all If only the press asked questions we would've known the nature of her salvation I worry she knows where I am. I worry she waits until I have embraced her before she gives me release.
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Sep 12, 2016 13:48
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I hope she marries Huma before she dies. Show her true feelings for a change.
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mike12345 posted:I hope she marries Huma before she dies. Show her true feelings for a change. Didn't you know that pneumonia is caused by performing oral sex on women?
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Epic High Five posted:last time he got softballs he fuckin blew it so I think he may be hosed even with Chris Wallace, who will probably literally be fired if he doesn't hand Trump a victory But what a way to go out. "I was fired because I asked Donald Trump what his economic policy was, and wasn't satisfied when he spoke at length for two whole minutes about his success with women. Oh, and I interrupted him when I saw his toupee slip and reveal more of his scarred attempts at a scalp." I really think this health narrative is going to blow up in the GOP's face, however. They're leaning on it way too much and it's really going to end up looking like they're slamming Clinton's health because "women are too weak to be president," which will not help their problems with the woman vote.
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 Sssssssssssssliders~ Quinn and gang find themselves in an alternate universe where Trump is nominated as the Republican nominee for the President of the United States https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tFtCr4krjYw Lastgirl fucked around with this message at 14:02 on Sep 12, 2016 |
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Lastgirl posted:https://twitter.com/JohnJHarwood/status/775301917719142400?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw https://twitter.com/JRubinBlogger/status/775302844073246720
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Lastgirl posted:
Sliders owned and like every Sci-Fi that owns the FOX network hosed with it and/or cancelled it.
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