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KiteAuraan: Aug 5, 2014; JER GEDDA FERDA RADDA ARA!

treiz01 posted:

Every person I've known who has a poo poo ton of random different animals is super broken and hosed up.

Every time I think "Maybe I'll get an aquarium again." or "Maybe some frogs would be cool." I realize I would have to clean and feed and keep poo poo alive and gently caress that.

# ? Sep 11, 2016 07:11

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Facebook Aunt posted:

I do wonder about "Abolish the CBC" guy though. Does he not want CBC to tell us about this? Or does he post that to everything the CBC reports on?

The CBC is a government funded broadcasting network that is not overtly conservative so conservative crybabies don't want their tax dollars (actually fractions of pennies) being spent on lieberal propaganda.

# ? Sep 11, 2016 10:06

steinrokkan: Apr 2, 2011; Soiled Meat

trash person posted:

Is it just me or does the image being so compressed make it feel like the person doesn't care THAT much

It's like a worn out book in the library that is held together by tape and prayers, you know it's good.

# ? Sep 11, 2016 10:23

Dienes: Nov 4, 2009; dee
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Facebook Aunt posted:

Note: no humans.

e: that nose is so hosed up

No dogs in that last panel. So...you ARE a cat person.

# ? Sep 11, 2016 16:15

A Concrete Divider: Jan 20, 2012; The Unbearable Whiteness of Eating

Dienes posted:

No dogs in that last panel. So...you ARE a cat person.

# ? Sep 11, 2016 16:54

A Concrete Divider: Jan 20, 2012; The Unbearable Whiteness of Eating

Anderron Shi posted:

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# ? Sep 11, 2016 16:54

Redrum and Coke: Feb 25, 2006; wAstIng 10 bUcks ON an aVaTar iS StUpid

Napolean Bonerfarts posted:

lol that's funny. Half of my Likes on Facebook are likes of fake RIP [celebrity]. It's even more ironic when the celebrity actually dies IRL and the numbers of Likes increase (ie. Robin Williams)

You sound like a truly punchable person.

# ? Sep 11, 2016 18:20

Facebook Aunt: Oct 4, 2008; wiggle wiggle

Dienes posted:

No dogs in that last panel. So...you ARE a cat person.

The dog tried to drink out of the fishbowl and was stung to death by the jellyfish.

# ? Sep 11, 2016 19:23

gleebster: Dec 16, 2006; Only a howler; Pillbug

Dreddout posted:

Hopefully he can focus on da sharez0ne full time now!

Upside, saved 11$ book.

Downside, lost 20000$ car.

#blessed

Look at this one who can't think of a dozen ways to get a free bible, including standing on a street corner saying "can I have a Bible, please?".

# ? Sep 11, 2016 19:44

root beer: Nov 13, 2005

Buttcoin purse posted:

FIN A!

(If you haven't been paying attention, "fin" is how the fine Facebook users quoted in this thread spell "effing")

fuckin a man

# ? Sep 11, 2016 21:09

Edward_Tohr: Aug 11, 2012; In lieu of meaningful text, I'm just going to mention I've been exploding all day and now it hurts to breathe, so I'm sure you all understand.

Dienes posted:

No dogs in that last panel. So...you ARE a cat person.

Nothing in the second panel resembles a dog, either.

# ? Sep 11, 2016 21:52

Dinosaurmageddon: Jul 7, 2007; by zen death robot; Hell Gem

Facebook Aunt posted:

Edward_Tohr posted:

Nothing in the second panel resembles a dog, either.

Dog people don't squat like girls to pet their best friends they get on their fuckin' knees to put their faces inside that silly dog's gaping wet toothy maw and then they share their breakfasts together.

# ? Sep 11, 2016 23:11

the great deceiver: Sep 23, 2003; why the feds worried bout me clockin on this corner/
when there's politicians out here gettin popped in arizona

# ? Sep 12, 2016 02:06

personable decorum: Sep 7, 2016; by FactsAreUseless

# ? Sep 12, 2016 02:08

8-Bit Scholar: Jan 23, 2016; by FactsAreUseless

Dinosaurmageddon posted:

Dog people don't squat like girls to pet their best friends they get on their fuckin' knees to put their faces inside that silly dog's gaping wet toothy maw and then they share their breakfasts together.

Please don't do this

# ? Sep 12, 2016 02:40

a crisp refreshing Moxie: May 2, 2007

personable decorum posted:

I see you are also subscribed to "Bug Chasers United." :hf:

# ? Sep 12, 2016 02:45

MikeyLikesIt: Sep 25, 2012

On tonight's episode of David Vaillancourt, he discovers that racism exists and goes on a crusade against racists, especially those nasty ASIAN RACISTS!

Ah yes, the only way to defeat racism is with racism itself, someone's been reading the Art of War.

#notallracists

# ? Sep 12, 2016 04:16

trash person: Apr 5, 2006; Baby Executive is pleased with your performance!

personable decorum posted:

STD test???

# ? Sep 12, 2016 04:39

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MikeyLikesIt posted:

On tonight's episode of David Vaillancourt, he discovers that racism exists and goes on a crusade against racists, especially those nasty ASIAN RACISTS!

Ah yes, the only way to defeat racism is with racism itself, someone's been reading the Art of War.

#notallracists

Korea was mean to him.

# ? Sep 12, 2016 07:47

the great deceiver: Sep 23, 2003; why the feds worried bout me clockin on this corner/
when there's politicians out here gettin popped in arizona

i apparently have a lot of meth addicts in my fb friends

# ? Sep 12, 2016 09:06

SulfurMonoxideCute: Feb 9, 2008; I was under direct orders not to die
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trash person posted:

STD test???

# ? Sep 12, 2016 09:22

the great deceiver: Sep 23, 2003; why the feds worried bout me clockin on this corner/
when there's politicians out here gettin popped in arizona

Picnic Princess posted:

that has to be fake. it just has to be

# ? Sep 12, 2016 09:46

KomodoWagon: May 10, 2013; by R. Guyovich

Yeah, any place that gives you HIV testing will also advise you on where and how to get treatment if your test comes out positive. There's no real scenario where that misunderstanding could occur.

fake edit: unless it's like a home testing kit. I don't know if there are home testing kits for HIV.

# ? Sep 12, 2016 10:00

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KomodoWagon posted:

Yeah, any place that gives you HIV testing will also advise you on where and how to get treatment if your test comes out positive. There's no real scenario where that misunderstanding could occur.

fake edit: unless it's like a home testing kit. I don't know if there are home testing kits for HIV.

I think @PoppethThyPussy may be engaging in some rather unimaginative trolling.

# ? Sep 12, 2016 10:25

thathonkey: Jul 17, 2012

KomodoWagon posted:

fake edit: unless it's like a home testing kit. I don't know if there are home testing kits for HIV.

i think they might these days ? i know you can get home drug test kits. there's also lab companies that will basically send you a kit where they can test your blood for all sorts of poo poo and they might not necessarily advise you on how to proceed if you get a bad result.

anyway yeah im sure that image is fake because i prefer to believe that it is :downs:

# ? Sep 12, 2016 12:22

Redrum and Coke: Feb 25, 2006; wAstIng 10 bUcks ON an aVaTar iS StUpid

thathonkey posted:

i think they might these days ? i know you can get home drug test kits. there's also lab companies that will basically send you a kit where they can test your blood for all sorts of poo poo and they might not necessarily advise you on how to proceed if you get a bad result.

anyway yeah im sure that image is fake because i prefer to believe that it is

Or go to Walgreens! I heard there's this up and coming company called Theranos that can test many diseases with just a drop of blood! :haw:

# ? Sep 12, 2016 12:24

vyst: Aug 25, 2009

Theophany posted:

I think @PoppethThyPussy may be engaging in some rather unimaginative trolling.

I wonder how this comes up in conversations. "Hey ya follow me on twitter my handle is AT-POPPETH-THY-PUSSY. Yea it's real classy n poo poo"

# ? Sep 12, 2016 14:30

FedEx Mercury: Jan 7, 2004; Me bad posting? That's unpossible!; Lipstick Apathy

vyst posted:

I wonder how this comes up in conversations. "Hey ya follow me on twitter my handle is AT-POPPETH-THY-PUSSY. Yea it's real classy n poo poo"

Usually trolls do all their work online, do you think the dude who runs @dril is going around handing out business cards?

# ? Sep 12, 2016 15:00

a7m2: Jul 9, 2012

trash person posted:

STD test???

you want a positive on a std test?

# ? Sep 12, 2016 15:28

Tricky D: Apr 1, 2005; I love um!

The dude-bro version of the inspirational quote.

# ? Sep 12, 2016 15:36

Captain Yossarian: Feb 24, 2011; All new" Rings of Fire"

MikeyLikesIt posted:

On tonight's episode of David Vaillancourt, he discovers that racism exists and goes on a crusade against racists, especially those nasty ASIAN RACISTS!

Ah yes, the only way to defeat racism is with racism itself, someone's been reading the Art of War.

#notallracists

Gnarly is no longer mod so we can talk about David Valencio the great internet friend again! Praise jesus

# ? Sep 12, 2016 15:42

Blue Train: Jun 17, 2012

Tricky D posted:

The dude-bro version of the inspirational quote.

I also learned all of life's most important lessons from a fictional brain damaged retard

# ? Sep 12, 2016 16:03

cnut: May 3, 2016

Blue Train posted:

I also learned all of life's most important lessons from a fictional brain damaged retard

You were home schooled?

Hey-ooooo

# ? Sep 12, 2016 16:09

Redrum and Coke: Feb 25, 2006; wAstIng 10 bUcks ON an aVaTar iS StUpid

Blue Train posted:

I also learned all of life's most important lessons from a fictional brain damaged retard

No mention of quotes is complete with Marilyn Monroe's "if you can't take it at my worst, you don't deserve me at my best." It's shared by every suburban girl who think of a drug addicted actress as an inspiration.

# ? Sep 12, 2016 16:18

Mr. 47: Jul 8, 2008; Well, I guess I'll just go fuck myself, then.

Non Serviam posted:

No mention of quotes is complete with Marilyn Monroe's "if you can't take it at my worst, you don't deserve me at my best." It's shared by every suburban girl who think of a drug addicted actress as an inspiration.

Every time I see that quote, I think "That's the logic that keeps people in abusive relationships."

# ? Sep 12, 2016 16:20

Tricky D: Apr 1, 2005; I love um!

What it really means is "if you can't handle my emotional tantrums 90% of the time, you don't deserve me for the 10% of the time I can act like a grown-up."

# ? Sep 12, 2016 16:27

A Concrete Divider: Jan 20, 2012; The Unbearable Whiteness of Eating

Tricky D posted:

What it really means is "if you can't handle my emotional tantrums 90% of the time, you don't deserve me for the 10% of the time I can act like a grown-up."

or 5% in my s.o.'s case LMAO

# ? Sep 12, 2016 17:01

Curdy Lemonstan: Jan 25, 2012; by zen death robot

Blue Train posted:

I also learned all of life's most important lessons from a fictional brain damaged retard

But enough about your christian upbringing,

# ? Sep 12, 2016 17:16

Snatch Duster: Feb 20, 2007; by FactsAreUseless

Tricky D posted:

What it really means is "if you can't handle my emotional tantrums 90% of the time, you don't deserve me for the 10% of the time I can act like a grown-up."

# ? Sep 12, 2016 18:07

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Tricky D: Apr 1, 2005; I love um!

Snatch Duster posted:

That's pretty dark

# ? Sep 12, 2016 18:29

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