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Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

JediTalentAgent posted:

When he has to shake hands with her at a debate, you see him pull out a little bottle of Purel and gel his hands.

tiny bottle for tiny hands

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steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat
Hillary Clinton's "Brains!" agenda shows a dedication to education reform

I AM THE TOILET
Jul 11, 2016
but seriously what fell out of her leg

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat
like, the fact that a coin or something fell out of her pocket is completely insignificant compared to the fact that she can be killed by sunlight

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
hey guys get this one ...... Hitlery :cool:

I AM THE TOILET
Jul 11, 2016
coin sounds reasonable - but jesus it'd have to be a loving half-dollar to get caught on camera from that distance

unless it's like a wackadoo memorial coin or challenge coin

but i seriously loving doubt someone as rich as hillary would be even carrying money, let alone coins. not even loving subway tokens (if those are even a thing in new york anymore) because those'd be handled by her handlers

reallivedinosaur
Jun 13, 2012

Ogdober subrise! XDDD
https://twitter.com/bizzaro_sirota/status/775337019958366208

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

Both parents seem p irresponsible IMO

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



I AM THE TOILET posted:

but seriously what fell out of her leg

her first mate who had regressed to a set of testes early in life and finished serving its purpose when they finally let her close enuff to water to spore

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
She's loving laying robot eggs you guys. :catbert:

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
what do you think hillarys stance on the cuck meme is?

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



ClamdestineBoyster posted:

She's loving laying robot eggs you guys. :catbert:

why would the eggs b robotic what are u a retard

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

social vegan posted:

why would the eggs b robotic what are u a retard

Oh I'm the retard ok whatever. You actually think she's a REAL lizard? No, the lizard people send robots while they harvest our misery to power their dystopian machinery. :tinfoil:

Gazpacho
Jun 18, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
Slippery Tilde

I AM THE TOILET posted:

but seriously what fell out of her leg
the missing emails

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat

ClamdestineBoyster posted:

Oh I'm the retard ok whatever. You actually think she's a REAL lizard? No, the lizard people send robots while they harvest our misery to power their dystopian machinery. :tinfoil:

honestly a komodo dragon or something would make a better president

GORDON
Jan 1, 2006

by Fluffdaddy

Prorat posted:

Some MSM called this whole thing a "stumble" and you wonder why Trump gets cheers when he poo poo talks the media. They treat us like we are blind dumb fucks.

It wasn't even the professionals in the press corps that follows her that got the footage of her unconscious on her feet, it was a random person. LOL if you think they aren't in the bag.

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

GORDON posted:

It wasn't even the professionals in the press corps that follows her that got the footage of her unconscious on her feet, it was a random person. LOL if you think they aren't in the bag.

That's the amazing thing, the D&D thread is constantly talking about how biased the media is against Clinton.

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



ClamdestineBoyster posted:

Oh I'm the retard ok whatever. You actually think she's a REAL lizard? No, the lizard people send robots while they harvest our misery to power their dystopian machinery. :tinfoil:

read a book u retard reptilians eat people not harvest our misery jesus christ

Denim Dude
Feb 21, 2006

i didn't buy shit. i don't know what the fuck is going on.

I AM THE TOILET posted:

but seriously what fell out of her leg

red circles, blue circles, dotted white circles...this dude has clearly done his research so i think its legit.


https://70news.wordpress.com/2016/08/21/hillary-clintons-catheter-are-these-photos-proof-that-hillary-is-using-catheter/

gohmak
Feb 12, 2004
cookies need love

Denim Dude posted:

red circles, blue circles, dotted white circles...this dude has clearly done his research so i think its legit.


https://70news.wordpress.com/2016/08/21/hillary-clintons-catheter-are-these-photos-proof-that-hillary-is-using-catheter/

News at 11 Old lady has a catheter.

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007


African Americans were mad it took them too long to kill the gorilla

reallivedinosaur
Jun 13, 2012

Ogdober subrise! XDDD

Nonsense posted:

African Americans were mad it took them too long to kill the gorilla

at first they were sympathetic to the gorilla because they assumed the kid was white, and said they only shot him because the kid was white

then it changed when they found out the kid was black

all i know is i miss that goddamn ape so much i could scream and cry #dicksout

funny song about politics
Feb 11, 2002
Could we please merge the two H. Clinton threads? I'm finding it bothersome to follow them both.

FreelanceSocialist
Nov 19, 2002

Mein Eyes! posted:

20% VAT on all purchases over $100, please

can we make it stuff over $150 because my favorite scotch is just under

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

disco volante posted:

Could we please merge the two H. Clinton threads? I'm finding it bothersome to follow them both.

yeah I can't remember if I made the same jokes in both of them

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

social vegan posted:

read a book u retard reptilians eat people not harvest our misery jesus christ

Sounds like you read the book the reptiles WANT you to read. :shrug:

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

gohmak posted:

News at 11 Old lady has a catheter.

That's loving gross tho. I want a hot 1st lady on the news the next 8 yrs. all the trumps are hot actually!

Moon Atari
Dec 26, 2010

I AM THE TOILET posted:

but seriously what fell out of her leg

It was probably a pager. Her campaign can't release that info because it would confirm that she is too old for the presidency.

a new study bible!
Feb 2, 2009



BIG DICK NICK
A Philadelphia Legend
Fly Eagles Fly


looks like a spacepen

Boomstick Quaid
Jan 28, 2009
If Hillary winds up killing her own granddaughter from her contagious pneumonia I guess we really can't call her Abuela anymore huh

a bone to pick
Sep 14, 2011

by FactsAreUseless

Darth123123 posted:

That's loving gross tho. I want a hot 1st lady on the news the next 8 yrs. all the trumps are hot actually!

Ivanka is going to be the hottest first lady once Trump gets rid of our draconian incest laws.

Rasta_Al
Jul 14, 2001

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.
Fun Shoe
Just like my abuela Hillary is also dead.

Boomstick Quaid
Jan 28, 2009
There have been 2 misreports of Hillary being dead since yesterday so I wonder if she finally croaked on the big one

fits my needs
Jan 1, 2011

Grimey Drawer
Ok how the hell is Hillary's pussy still wet

Boomstick Quaid
Jan 28, 2009

fits my needs posted:

Ok how the hell is Hillary's pussy still wet

It's a salivation disorder. The drool pools in the poose

extra stout
Feb 24, 2005

ISILDUR's ERR

Boomstick Quaid posted:

If Hillary winds up killing her own granddaughter from her contagious pneumonia I guess we really can't call her Abuela anymore huh

i wish i was a latino music super star so i could influence the whole community to refer to her as Abuela Muerte and come and chant it everytime she's in public and a camera is on

Fabulousity
Dec 29, 2008

Number One I order you to take a number two.

fits my needs posted:

Ok how the hell is Hillary's pussy still wet

She's the avatar of the Drowned God.

All hail Demigod Clinton. That which is dead may never die.

The Kingfish
Oct 21, 2015


Guy Goodbody posted:

That's the amazing thing, the D&D thread is constantly talking about how biased the media is against Clinton.

The Washington Post and New York Times articles I read on the incident didn't even mention that she had pneumonia.

reallivedinosaur
Jun 13, 2012

Ogdober subrise! XDDD
she just tripped holy no big deal you guys

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Boomstick Quaid
Jan 28, 2009

reallivedinosaur posted:

she just tripped holy no big deal you guys

I liked when the people charged with protecting her life threw her limp rear end into the armored van nonchalantly even though she's being treated with coumadin

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