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Pomp posted:i have actual anxiety of going through all the effort of making dough from scratch, and working with a 500+ degree oven to make a friend pizza and they dip it in loving ranch "My pizza is RUINED!!!" Says the person cooking pizza in a conventional oven set to "clean"
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I have literal panic attacks when I imagine a person having low class taste preferences in my kitchen
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Tiberius Thyben posted:Death to all who insult pease pudding. So from what wikipedia tells me, pease pudding/porridge is basically split pea soup (legumes + stock + some hunk of pig), but much thicker? I could get down with that.
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Haifisch posted:Why would you have the ranch out to begin with, if not for your friend to dip pizza in? they find a way
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Sep 13, 2016 02:56
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thecluckmeme posted:"My pizza is RUINED!!!" Says the person cooking pizza in a conventional oven set to "clean" buy me a brick oven so i can properly be scared of bad condiments
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I don't really mind, honestly. It's their food and they have to taste it, so let them flavor ti how they want, even if I don't like it. Unless it's steak. Most of my family insists on well done (as in grey and hard) steak and then slather it in ketchup. WHY EVEN HAVE A STEAK THEN? IT IS SO EXPENSIVE AND YOU MIGHT AS WELL JUST EAT A CHEAP HAMBURGER AT THAT POINT.
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Captain Novolin posted:i have been saying ranch is poo poo since the 1990s and i will never stop
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Sociopastry posted:I don't really mind, honestly. It's their food and they have to taste it, so let them flavor ti how they want, even if I don't like it. Careful you might summon pcosbill
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Sociopastry posted:I don't really mind, honestly. It's their food and they have to taste it, so let them flavor ti how they want, even if I don't like it. well you see if there's any pink you could die
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Sep 13, 2016 03:35
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The more pink steak you eat, the more immune you become. Plus consuming blood satiates my black, dead heart.
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Sep 13, 2016 03:37
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Sep 13, 2016 03:39
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People who like their steaks pink are literally pedophiles.
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Sep 13, 2016 03:56
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I like well done steak on my microwaved pizza.
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Sep 13, 2016 04:11
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But do you top it with ranch or ketchup? Asking the important questions here.
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sirbeefalot posted:I like well done steak on my microwaved pizza. Eh, it's kind of bland until you ketchup it up a little.
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Picnic Princess posted:Plus consuming blood satiates my black, dead heart. 
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Picnic Princess posted:The more pink steak you eat, the more immune you become. Fun fact the red/pink in steak is not blood. All the blood has been drained out. It's just water with dissolved proteins (aka meat juice)
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Sep 13, 2016 05:08
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Haifisch posted:But do you top it with ranch or ketchup? Asking the important questions here. Smothered in tobacco
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Haifisch posted:But do you top it with ranch or ketchup? Asking the important questions here. And if you fold it over, is it a sandwich, a taco, or a hot dog?
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Somfin posted:And if you fold it over, is it a sandwich, a taco, or a hot dog? It's New York style, and pretentious
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Panfilo posted:People who like their steaks pink are literally pedophiles. Cut the displacement, newb, and come to terms with your own desires. One of which is to apparently not like meat that actually tastes like meat. Besides, aren't you worried your 8 year old concubine will burn themselves by keeping the steak cooking that long?
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Panfilo posted:Eh, it's kind of bland until you ketchup it up a little. You mix ranch, mayo (or better yet, Miracle Whip), AND ketchup. The cool kids add some corn for texture, but I hear it makes the dipping hard, so they just pour it on the slice.
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FetusSlapper posted:Careful you might summon pcosbill Well done with a little splat of A1 and ketchup to dip in is how you do steak
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PCOS Bill posted:Well done with a little splat of A1 and ketchup to dip in is how you do steak when you have bad taste or are literally a child
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Sep 13, 2016 11:44
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Sorry you cook your meat poorly
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Sep 13, 2016 12:38
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I can't be too mad at someone cooking with ranch dressing considering I once had to show a grown-rear end man how to make boxed macaroni & cheese. At least the filthy ranch users were able to successfully combine ingredients and heat something 
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thecluckmeme posted:It's New York style, and pretentious Wait, what? Folding a slice down the center is pretentious now? I just do it to eat a larger slice one-handed. 
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Sep 13, 2016 13:38
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I.e. while walking, which I assume is the thing that makes it "New York" in the first place.
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Sep 13, 2016 13:57
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the correct way to eat steak is cold, dirty, and off the floor like a animal
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Jmcrofts posted:Fun fact the red/pink in steak is not blood. All the blood has been drained out. It's just water with dissolved proteins (aka meat juice) Actually,
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All I see when I read these posts about Ranch hate is Kramer sitting in his bed eating Kenny Rogers Roasters, hiding his shameful addiction from his friends. It's safe to admit it, all of you are eating ranch. On everything.
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Sep 13, 2016 15:02
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That was almost two pages with barely any content. I'm impressed.   
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If we were turned into food, it would be the ugliest of all.
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Sep 13, 2016 15:32
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corn cloud?
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cash crab posted:That was almost two pages with barely any content. I'm impressed. Taters & corn, a Midwest staple. I love it Here's some more Midwest poo poo:  No, add more water it's not wet enough  the chipped plate is really the most endearing part of this one  Midwesterners like their food like their women--fast, cheap, and easy. And also probably related to them by blood  This one's tiny but check out the bulk dinner rolls someone ripped off a sheet of like 500 of them and dropped unceremoniously into that basket  Those are FRITOS BONUS  ???
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Pastry of the Year posted:by god I'll make someone finally admit to Pizza Rules NEVER. And its not like I put liquid ranch dressing in that dish, I'm not an animal(its ranch dressing mix used to season the chicken  ) Ya I definitely belong in here.
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THATS NOT HOW loving FRITO PIE WORKS
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 I do so enjoy a hotdog velveezza with a side of sour cream jfc there are peas and corn that must be korean
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  Apparently biscuits with chocolate gravy is an Arkansas thing, but I've yet to actually see it in person.
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