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It'd be the kind of thing I'd want a historian's help with. Things like including chairs in a region where chairs weren't popular until the 16th century.
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SUPERMAN'S GAL PAL posted:Thanks! Logs for cheeky objects are among my favorites. Speaking of which: Thank you! (I wrote the 053/978 and 168/978 tests) Incidentally, this one is interesting...
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Those GRU articles are all pretty good. This one especially is a delight
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Crane Fist posted:Those GRU articles are all pretty good. This one especially is a delight I am now imagining the conversation the Secret Service have with each newly sworn in President about how they now have to deal with the Giant Stone Snake that Tries to Kill Them Once a Month.
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I have a vague recollection of an SCP buried in the Terms and Conditions of a software licence that does DATA EXPUNGED ITS HORRIBLE THE HORROR THE HORROR DATA EXPUNGED but it's classified as safe because no one on the planet is so far recorded to have actually read it. Maybe a joke SCP? Might have been read by the SCP Legal department, and no one cared it happened to a Lawyer.
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Dr. Arbitrary posted:It'd be the kind of thing I'd want a historian's help with. Things like including chairs in a region where chairs weren't popular until the 16th century. Using forks in late antiquity.
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Munin posted:Using forks in late antiquity. Call it "Historical Fork" that is a Git joke.
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This is not on the wiki yet. It's still in the sandbox. I'm showing it to you anyway. http://scpsandbox2.wikidot.com/gig1234567 , tab "Ever-Pooping Ladybirds".
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Parahexavoctal posted:This is not on the wiki yet. It's still in the sandbox. I'm showing it to you anyway.  Also that should be posted immediately to the mainlist just to see reaction comments.
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It's like 682 but better in every way.
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They tried sealing every orifice, and after a few months it grew a new anus. But during those few months everything was fine. And the bugs are indestructible, so you don't have to worry about keeping them alive. Seems like the containment is obvious. Cruel, but obvious.
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Apparently it "swelled severely", so you may get an unstoppable force/immovable object situation leading to [DATA EXPLODED]
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Fine. Into the fiery orb with ye! Eventually the mass of excretions will cause a black hole, but we'll all be dead by then anyway.
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http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-187 I like the description of her food, and I'm a sucker for experiment logs.
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Facebook Aunt posted:Fine. Into the fiery orb with ye! Eventually the mass of excretions will cause a black hole, but we'll all be dead by then anyway.
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Splicer posted:They tried that. The ship crashed due to panic pooping. Once they're in space, you just have to point them in the right direction and the poop will self-propel them.
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Seems to me, since it took 2 months for the thing to start pooping again after being sealed, you just seal them all up, shove them in the rocket, and launch them towards the sun. Two months to get them onto the rocket and launched from time of sealing. Not a difficult time table. If the author thought of that, of course, there would be some kind of addendum that was like "also we tried that but somehow it made 682 escape and kill like an entire orphanage also there was a lot of poop".
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Kurui Reiten posted:Seems to me, since it took 2 months for the thing to start pooping again after being sealed, you just seal them all up, shove them in the rocket, and launch them towards the sun. Two months to get them onto the rocket and launched from time of sealing. Not a difficult time table.
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Tunicate posted:Once they're in space, you just have to point them in the right direction and the poop will self-propel them. Now I'm wondering about kinetic energy and relativity related issues.  The most obvious set of answers implies that the bugs will eventually accelerate to a ridiculously high percentage of light speed.
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Splicer posted:When they put them in the rocket they started pooping faster! Look I'm sorry but it's pretty iron clad. Drop them through that portal to the moon. It's just a few dozen ladybugs, so a model rocket under the weight limit for the portal should be enough for them to reach escape velocity on the moon. my dad posted:Now I'm wondering about kinetic energy and relativity related issues. Yeah, just glue them all together so their anuses point the same direction, and away they go! Facebook Aunt has a new favorite as of 21:44 on Sep 10, 2016 |
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Feed them to the half-a-cat. Then it's some other universe's problem. (My headcanon for the half-a-cat is that her body is stuck in a very small interdimensional portal and that some parallel Foundation, in a distant part of the multiverse, has her other half.) Or give them to the guy who randomly hops between dimensions and tell him to drop them off on his next jump. The Foundation is not lacking in ways to send things to other dimensions. I think there's about five entries featuring some sort of bottomless pit or one-way portal to another world. There's also that one about a cell phone that transports you to Hell if you answer it with no one else present, but I don't think that will help with the ladybugs.
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SerialKilldeer posted:Feed them to the half-a-cat. Then it's some other universe's problem. How do you think they got here in the first place?
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Strudel Man posted:How did you get "jews" out of that?
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WombatCyborg posted:Anyone remember the scp that escaped containment in I believe the 40's and catastrophically changed the world? That would be this one.
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DO YOU LIKE CAKES I LIKE CAKES A LOT COME TO MY PLACE I HAVE A LOT OF CAKES CAKES TO SHARE ROOM FOR CAKES ROOMS FULL OF CAKES I FOUND A PLACE WHERE THE VEIL IS THIN COME TO MY PLACE I KNOW HOW TO UNFOLD I CAN UNFOLD THE PLACE WHERE THE CAKES ARE COME TO MY CAKE I HAVE A LOT OF PLACES PLACES FOR CAKES PLACES TO EAT THE CAKES ARE READY TO EAT COME TO MY PLACE I HAVE A LOT OF CAKES          
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p-hop posted:DO YOU LIKE CAKES I LIKE CAKES A LOT Gingerbread witch has really upped her game since Hansel and Gretel.
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This cake is making me nervous.
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Parahexavoctal posted:This is not on the wiki yet. It's still in the sandbox. I'm showing it to you anyway. It's live! redbackground has a new favorite as of 14:27 on Sep 13, 2016 |
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Really not sure what he's going for with the connection to the Roman Empire. Also a growth rate of 5% per day is way too high.
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When will people learn that sometimes an infinitely pooping ladybird is enough.
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Splicer posted:When will people learn that sometimes an infinitely pooping ladybird is enough. Pretty much. Seems to have been blammed from the site already.
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DoctorTristan posted:Really not sure what he's going for with the connection to the Roman Empire. There was something about an inscription found in the original location of the ladybugs, which appeared to be a prayer in Latin from a group of people seeking immortality and invulnerability, plus something about creating eternal monuments. I guess the idea is that whatever God they were praying to (there were references to great worms and locusts, so an insect God?) granted that wish by turning them into poop bugs? But I agree that indestructible infinite-poop bugs don't really need a backstory. Though I also like Facebook Aunt's idea about anomalies being dumped in our world by some Foundation-like group trying to get rid of them. Are there any articles based on that premise already?
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This one I find interesting as an in-universe justification for why some entries are so willing to slaughter D-Class, along with the implication that the Council is under the influence of the office supplies.
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SerialKilldeer posted:Though I also like Facebook Aunt's idea about anomalies being dumped in our world by some Foundation-like group trying to get rid of them. Are there any articles based on that premise already? http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-699
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One recent article I really like is http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-2904. It's an anti-Daevite artifact that the Foundation weaponizes, but everyone involved is uncomfortable with the consequences.
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freemandela posted:One recent article I really like is http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-2904. It's an anti-Daevite artifact that the Foundation weaponizes, but everyone involved is uncomfortable with the consequences. I like this one, although I'm not sure what the point of the Daevite connection was. The story works fine as a stand-alone thing.
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Does anyone remember what SCP # is that alien probe that sends out a signal to test if the people of a planet are capable of a certain level of technology, and if they send a signal back it sends a message to their homeworld? It also had an Arecibo message-style image of an alien. I think a goon wrote it.
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