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Justin Godscock
Oct 12, 2004

Listen here, funnyman!
My personal favourite has to be when LF accidentally had the Secret Service raid Lowtax's servers.

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Charles Bukowski
Aug 26, 2003

Taskmaster 2023 Second Place Winner

Grimey Drawer

BexGu posted:

The SA-Tan Saga

Basically there was a Awful link of the Day (ALOD) that was about this Japannese dude fetish of muscled dudes punching women in the stomach and making them puke. Lowtax posted it, goons found and mocked it, and every one had a good time.

This lead do the dude creating a female personfication of SA and punching her in the stomach in retaliation. Lowtax then went to the forums asking for the best artist to create a new comic to fight back and it just spiraled out from there. Each sub-section got their own SA-Tan(the FYAD ones got really out there), the retaliation comic was really good and creepy and every one had a fun time. Sadly all the images are lost in time now.

I still have some of these on an HD somewhere, I'll try and post some of them if you want.

alpaca diseases
May 19, 2009

Jose posted:

also the goon who's brother kept sticking weird things in his dick at age 13 and nearly died of sepsis twice as a result

wasn't the thread consensus that doing anything other than finding him approved dick insertion tools would be kinkshaming

purple death ray
Jul 28, 2007

me omw 2 steal ur girl

maxhush posted:

wasn't the thread consensus that doing anything other than finding him approved dick insertion tools would be kinkshaming

not really a consensus but there was a non-zero amount of people suggesting that yes

I kept the thread bookmarked in case the OP ever comes back, you can read the whole thing here. goons guess what's actually going 11 posts into the first page
http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3763504

the future is WOW
Sep 9, 2005

I QUIT!

a hole-y ghost posted:

Anyone got these pictures?

It was in Helldump that I saw them, prob one of the classic goons.jpg threads, so I'd be surprised if anyone could find them now. Especially after waffleimages ate everything.

Saint Drogo
Dec 26, 2011

maxhush posted:

wasn't the thread consensus that doing anything other than finding him approved dick insertion tools would be kinkshaming
it was more 'this kid is going to shove things up his pisspipe whatever you do or say, he should do it safely'

Indulging a tween's gross fetish feels bad but it probably beats septic cockrot? :shrug:

BexGu
Jan 9, 2004

This fucking day....

Charles Bukowski posted:

I still have some of these on an HD somewhere, I'll try and post some of them if you want.

Hell yeah post them. That was a werid/crazy ride.

JnnyThndrs
May 29, 2001

HERE ARE THE FUCKING TOWELS

Mr. 47 posted:

One of my favorite threads was back in 2009 or 2010 and challenged everyone to make a costume just with the things in their bedroom. It was a fantastic display of goon creativity. I'll post in the lost thread thread and see if I can dig it up.

That loving thread was fantastic, I totally forgot about it.

Queen_Combat
Jan 15, 2011
The thread where the guy lifted a couch.

Captain Yossarian
Feb 24, 2011

All new" Rings of Fire"

Saint Drogo posted:

it was more 'this kid is going to shove things up his pisspipe whatever you do or say, he should do it safely'

Indulging a tween's gross fetish feels bad but it probably beats septic cockrot? :shrug:

Most of the posts were NOT that, some weirdos said that, but most people were telling her "he needs to stop this and see a psychiatrist"

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


Sp1r0_Agn3W posted:

senior woodchuck iirc. also sexually attracted to huey, duey, and louie, the nephews of one donald duck
He was supposedly living in an apartment paid for by his parents while he failed at being a writer. He took it really personally when I made a joke about people getting English degrees but having no technical skills.

Charles Bukowski
Aug 26, 2003

Taskmaster 2023 Second Place Winner

Grimey Drawer

BexGu posted:

Hell yeah post them. That was a werid/crazy ride.

Here's a few I found in my archives. My organizational skills in 2007 are not what they are now, so I'll have to dig a bit to find the rest. I know I have fyad's insane bare breasted bee cock hat wearing fyad-tan somewhere. I have a lot of macros and weird goon poo poo from 2007+. Anything before that was lost in a crash sadly, including a TON of original videos created here.


Not work safe I guess.
http://imgur.com/gallery/3ST8w

Fat Shat Sings
Jan 24, 2016

Charles Bukowski posted:

Here's a few I found in my archives. My organizational skills in 2007 are not what they are now, so I'll have to dig a bit to find the rest. I know I have fyad's insane bare breasted bee cock hat wearing fyad-tan somewhere. I have a lot of macros and weird goon poo poo from 2007+. Anything before that was lost in a crash sadly, including a TON of original videos created here.


Not work safe I guess.
http://imgur.com/gallery/3ST8w

Not accurate, Front Page Tan isn't a moldering corpse

jenny jones fan
Dec 24, 2007

Sp1r0_Agn3W posted:

i forgot about that until you mentioned it but yea thats her. she showed up in those gooncamp photos with her gut flowing over her jeans

ok so this is the elfpr0n photo you are referring to



a poster in FYAD mocked it and I cannot stop laughing with how loving funny and perfect it is


I mean even the smallest details like the closet door being open and the droplets on the shirt are all there.

TenementFunster
Feb 20, 2003

The Cooler King

"c[b posted:

[/b]uck cuck im gay" post="464206496"]
ok so this is the elfpr0n photo you are referring to



a poster in FYAD mocked it and I cannot stop laughing with how loving funny and perfect it is


I mean even the smallest details like the closet door being open and the droplets on the shirt are all there.
holy fukkn god

Queen_Combat
Jan 15, 2011
Didnt elfpr0n die?

.dazedandconfused..
Jan 5, 2006

Once upon a time Blubberkopf made me even more confused....

Geirskogul posted:

The thread where the guy lifted a couch.

I would love to find this thread. I know it was around early Oct 2009. All I have is a message from Shine after he posted his first lift. Searching through my posts does not show anything for 2012.

Scudworth
Jan 1, 2005

When life gives you lemons, you clone those lemons, and make super lemons.

Dinosaur Gum

.dazedandconfused.. posted:

I would love to find this thread. I know it was around early Oct 2009. All I have is a message from Shine after he posted his first lift. Searching through my posts does not show anything for 2012.

the 2012 couch lifting thread- http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3510749

Charles Bukowski
Aug 26, 2003

Taskmaster 2023 Second Place Winner

Grimey Drawer

Fat Shat Sings posted:

Not accurate, Front Page Tan isn't a moldering corpse

Its accurate for the time it was created. One of the gas chamber tans was a zombie, we could repurpose that.

I always enjoyed Zerstorer and Spiny Norman's writing, the amateur private detective and the Stephenson stories respectively. I even bought Spiny Norman's book, Mr. Chill. Not bad.

Quote-Unquote
Oct 22, 2002



Charles Bukowski posted:

I always enjoyed Zerstorer and Spiny Norman's writing, the amateur private detective and the Stephenson stories respectively. I even bought Spiny Norman's book, Mr. Chill. Not bad.

I'm still here (Zerstorer)

Weird to think it was what... twelve years ago when I made those threads.

opus111
Jul 6, 2014

Jose posted:

the confession thread just reminded me of the EN thread about someone who in their mid/late 20s had to have a circumcision because they'd never washed their dick. anyone got a link to that?

also the goon who's brother kept sticking weird things in his dick at age 13 and nearly died of sepsis twice as a result

You forgot tbe best bit: e/n whackjobs telling the concerned older brother goon not to kinkshame. And suggesting safer methods of cramming objects up into your third eye.

Scudworth
Jan 1, 2005

When life gives you lemons, you clone those lemons, and make super lemons.

Dinosaur Gum

opus111 posted:

You forgot tbe best bit: e/n whackjobs telling the concerned older brother goon not to kinkshame. And suggesting safer methods of cramming objects up into your third eye.

That's been brought up 3x on this very page.

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

:ssh: it's called 'sounding' and is actually a fairly common fetish. I'll never understand it, but then again, there are a lot of fetishes I don't get.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.
Wasn't the kid shoving a pump needle into his dick and blasting air into it? How do you "safely" do that?

Frijolero
Jan 24, 2009

by Nyc_Tattoo
Has anyone talked about the time Hellbastard got flamed and owned and stopped drawing?

Philthy
Jan 28, 2003

Pillbug
Does gooncamp still happen? I remember the turnout was actually pretty high even when it totally rained and they did the mud looks like poo poo year.

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

Rupert Buttermilk posted:

:ssh: it's called 'sounding' and is actually a fairly common fetish. I'll never understand it, but then again, there are a lot of fetishes I don't get.

i don't think its common at all

JakeP
Apr 27, 2003

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Lipstick Apathy

Jose posted:

i don't think its common at all

common in the internet age basically means if you google it results come up

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

Jose posted:

i don't think its common at all

Well, maybe my exposure to it is biased, but I work for Pornhub, and goddamn do a lot of dudes upload videos of that poo poo.

Too many :negative:

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
lmao what do you do for pornhub and how is the pay?

my dad was in hospital nearly a month ago with a catheter in and still has hardly any time between realising he needs to piss and getting to the toilet before its too late

purple death ray
Jul 28, 2007

me omw 2 steal ur girl

Rupert Buttermilk posted:

Well, maybe my exposure to it is biased, but I work for Pornhub, and goddamn do a lot of dudes upload videos of that poo poo.

Too many :negative:

you should start an A/T thread

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

Jose posted:

lmao what do you do for pornhub and how is the pay?

LET'S JUST SAY HE WORKS FROM HOME!!!

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

Rupert Buttermilk posted:

:ssh: it's called 'sounding' and is actually a fairly common fetish. I'll never understand it
...yet you do it twice a day?

Len
Jan 21, 2008

Pouches, bandages, shoulderpad, cyber-eye...

Bitchin'!


Rupert Buttermilk posted:

Well, maybe my exposure to it is biased, but I work for Pornhub, and goddamn do a lot of dudes upload videos of that poo poo.

Too many :negative:

Tell whoever does the statistics articles they're doing God's work because I find those interesting as all hell.

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

Len posted:

Tell whoever does the statistics articles they're doing God's work because I find those interesting as all hell.

So do we.

purple death ray
Jul 28, 2007

me omw 2 steal ur girl

Also tell your web design team to stop acting like it's an accident that ad block is blocking the player like Im not gonna get it. There's plenty of ads on your got dang page even with ad block up though. Yall greedy

Len
Jan 21, 2008

Pouches, bandages, shoulderpad, cyber-eye...

Bitchin'!



Also give us an Ohio only update. I want to know what parts of my state are into what.

barbecue at the folks
Jul 20, 2007


I remember spending way too much time in the old LF political cartoons threads as an undergrad. A bona fide political cartoonist Deep Hurting used to be a regular, and when it came out that the all-around reprehensible Mallard Fillmore scribbler Bruce Tinsley :tinsley: was convicted of a DUI after spending years ripping into Ted Kennedy, DH sprung into action. Thus Mallard Swillmore was born:







Good times.

Syd Midnight
Sep 23, 2005

extra stout posted:

http://www.memorialobituaries.com/memorials/memorials.cgi?action=Obit&memid=195855&clientid=flint

i think his forum name was ty peppar maybe without a space don't know

fanfic was blamed maybe sarcastically i dont know, because in the 'vandalize wikipedia' contest that cost peppar his beloved admin role at wikipedia for contesting all the edits, fanfics said something about 'ty peppar went insane and shot up a bunch of kids then shot himself in 2008' which was the actual year he did end up killing himself in the end
ty peppar/Cumulus Clouds, former IK and bigshot wikipedia editor. fyad told him to Get Out and said mean things so he spent months planning vengence and compiling a list of fyads' wikipedia accounts. But when he used a sockpuppet to try and get AFF banned from Wikipedia, AFF asked for an IP check on his sock. Caught, he decided he would rather die than face public wikitrial and loss of admin status.

quote:

seriously though, getting an e-beating is no reason for you to plan a mass murder at your high school in sammamish, wa... the teachers and students at eastlake high school dont want to die by your bombs or guns because youre a depressed outraged loner quiet guy second amendment columbine how do i make bombs making bombs making explosives building explosives exploding school killing all classmates guns bombs homemade bombs columbine plan blueprints eastlake high school plant bombs police response time revenge against jocks gunpowder anarchist's cookbook wikipedia
I guess those posts made him angry because SEO or something

quote:

tyler pepper tyler peppar tyler olney clay olney noose sammamish high school guns guns bombs knives school school clay olney ty pepper ty peppar noose knives blueprints school teacher list student list tyler olney sammamish washington sammamish tyler olney shot his anus off with a silenced 9mm 9mm .357 was jammed .357 9mm guns guns knives school tyler olney shot his anus off anus anus anus shot shoot anus shooting death by anus shot knives school blueprints layout tyler olney mad at noose anus shot shooting wikipedia sammamish
"noose" was referring to the time he got on the local TV news protesting a hardware store because some of the ropes in their rope section were tied into knots and one of them was a noose (and therefore a hate crime)

-----

One evening some goon drank too many energy drinks or something and had a nervous breakdown. He drove pantsless across New England and when the cops finally pulled him over he tried to run and they had to release the dogs. Among other things he was charged with assaulting one of the dogs. I forget all the other details, all I have is this picture:

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pants in my pants
Aug 18, 2009

by Smythe
It wasn't really a saga but there was some t-shirt print on demand site that had a handful of templates with just the most bizarre poo poo that obviously came from some list of industries or something. poo poo like "Everything's fine!! I'm an paper and pulp reprocessing manager!" or whatever, anyone remember that? there were some truly delightful examples.

there is/was a lost sa stuff thread but idr where it is so whatever.

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