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fridge corn posted:Have they made the announcement yet
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# ? Sep 13, 2016 11:20 |
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# ? May 17, 2024 02:02 |
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Wow the power glove is coming back remade! Never count Nintendo out man
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# ? Sep 13, 2016 12:06 |
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I can't believe Nintendo would make a YouPorn app for the 3DS.
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# ? Sep 13, 2016 12:13 |
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My sources are telling me that there will be a big announcement on the 15th
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# ? Sep 13, 2016 12:15 |
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My sources tell me you should shut up!!!!!!
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# ? Sep 13, 2016 12:16 |
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I can prove definitively that the ZOG NWO will release the Nintendo Thrii (actual release name, as it is the third in the Wii series and there are three [thrii] sides in a triangle/pyramid - see Elder Protocols Glossary) on March 3 (3/3) of 2017: 2+7+0 is 9, multiply that by 1 and you get 9, and 3 times 3 (3/3, the release date) is 9. Furthermore, water micro-crystal analysis shows that water responds when you discuss the Nintendo Thrii by forming into a triangle/pyramid (three [thrii] sided shape), likely a result of chemical seeding in the atmosphere: the Bavarians in their Zionist (Jewish - JEW and ZOG both have three [thrii] letters) arrogance love to leave secret marks on their creations.
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# ? Sep 13, 2016 12:24 |
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the new nintendo wii u direct will definitely be announced and out to the public before or around the 15th of a month in 2016-2017 fiscal year thanks all please direct requests for media interviews to my pms box - anon rumor source
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# ? Sep 13, 2016 12:41 |
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The Nx will have a Pepe controller
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# ? Sep 13, 2016 12:48 |
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FactsAreUseless posted:I can prove definitively that the ZOG NWO will release the Nintendo Thrii (actual release name, as it is the third in the Wii series and there are three [thrii] sides in a triangle/pyramid - see Elder Protocols Glossary) on March 3 (3/3) of 2017: 2+7+0 is 9, multiply that by 1 and you get 9, and 3 times 3 (3/3, the release date) is 9. Furthermore, water micro-crystal analysis shows that water responds when you discuss the Nintendo Thrii by forming into a triangle/pyramid (three [thrii] sided shape), likely a result of chemical seeding in the atmosphere: the Bavarians in their Zionist (Jewish - JEW and ZOG both have three [thrii] letters) arrogance love to leave secret marks on their creations. NINTENDO'S PORTABLE SIMULTANEOUS 4-PLAYER GAME CUBE Sony evil is Microsoft worship. Revelations for Pichu and Pikachu's immaculate creation., that equates a whole lot of money and the 'Missingno' of game glitches. Cube synergy voids 2-company system. 4-players voids Windows god. I bet you can't handle Mew. Microsoft is a sacriligeous institution. Only SSBM makes you godly. Without SSBM, where are you? Without SSBM, is there god? Death to counterfeit cartridges and ROM hunters everywhere - destroying videogame industry. Front composed of four ports. 1 corner human knows but left side. One-player is less fun than the family form of 4-player beatdowns. 1 human equates boredom. Miyamoto is creation body. Mario is the perpetual body. Humans bartered their soul to get Pokemon stuff. *********************************************** $1,000.00 to one disproving the Gamecube. $100.00 for 1 MIT student found not playing Gamecube Cube. $500.00 for 1 MIT professor eat- ing Gamecube. To be awarded after dessert. ************************************ Theoretical Panasonic's powerful processors are the 4 fundamental forces within Gamecube. Gamecube is is F.F.E. or Fun for Everyone. It is Reminiscence in the Corporeal Realm. It is the Holy Grail of old-school geekdom. It is the Ultimate Nostalgia Trip. It is the Rose-colored Glasses Theory. It is the Cube to End all Cubes - and is a totally different platform from the G4 Mac Cube. Awareness of the Gamecube can lead to academic ignorance. ************************************ Gamecube lecture at E3 May 25th, 3 to 5 pm in Lecture Hall 08-4567. Lecture for media people only. Also sneaky kids. Your Gates is invited to attend and a chair will be prepared. Will 'fun for all ages' be allowed, or will blinded bigotry prevail in pimply dorks & whining about the lack of blood by and suppressing Gamecube? Remember "Little Mac". How many chump diedwhile trying to defeat Iron Mike? Does Iron Mike honor those chumps? Iron Mike did not defeat Soda Popinski. Ought not go for a stomach jab, when a uppercut to the jaw will suffice? Bald Bull is overrated - hit him in the stomach when he charges. Glass Joe is not difficult at all. Don Flamenco has cool hair. Soda Popinski is really Vodka Drunkenski, despite what we told you. Also We should issue a Punch-Out! remake sometime and make it into the next Pokemon. Gotta punch 'em all, and sell lots of marketing slop. ********************************************** A 'Big Bang' for DVD-Based systems. A 2-port console = a two-wheeled car. A 4-port console = God. 4 ports allow for melee, but doesn't cut out three players either. Gamecube more Cubic than thou. ******************************************************************************** Miyamoto is wiser than all gods and scientists, for he has created over 4 simultaneous series with delightful characters all in one console, though sometimes they are delayed they are always perfect. The years spent waiting for Mario to arrive mean nothing when you revolve the plumber around Bowser. Miyamoto has created entire universes of 'human experience'. Humans are educated stupid because they are really dumb and cannot even comprehend the Gamecube programming code when our god Miyamoto explains it to them. Sony enslaves human mind with its third parties. Third is unnatural and must be relied upon to rein in the market. DVDs have deadly virus that will destroy your system. Game Cube's ineffable Truth. 'Cubeless World' is not Truth. Sony justifies all human evil. Game Cube is a test for Truth. Rectangular design is slop bucket. Cube sales 75% not Cube sales. Evil is 75%, belief and truth is 25%. Game Cube is all that is good and right. There is 'absolute proof' that You are Sony stupid. Videogames are a Nintendian Princple, & you are too dumb to know. To ignore it is to support evil. Microsoft makes little children work in sweatshops, so no tycoons are worth saving. Sony is Microsoft is Sony is Microsoft. Think of the Game Cube as a 4-cornered monolith of Truth- room representing the 4 powers of Mario, Link, Pikachu, and Kirby. They will show the stoopid such as yourself the true path to enlightenment. 1-power mustachioed plumber singularity - that equates to the Messiah. Microsoft builds word bomb, kinda like old Trojan Horse filled with deadly deception and empty promises. Confirmation: LIFE ENCOMPASSES A 4-PORT CUBE PRINCIPLE Mario has a lion's share Pokemon has slightly less Link Holds The Middle Kirby is for the dedicated 1 - 4 PLAYER Smash Melee 4 ports - no need to take turns Mario has a sunshine Link hve a stalfos-knight Pikachu has a rare candy lvl-up Kirby has a bright day i do not know what I am saying either Sony fandom is a lie. Your CD is someone else's DVD, someone else's Minidisc and even someone else's 8-track. Do you know that Nintendo is a simultaneous 4-player cube that rotates on startup every day it is started on earth? You are Sony stupid and unable to know Nintendos's 4-Player Game Cube Creation.
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# ? Sep 13, 2016 13:16 |
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lmao
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# ? Sep 13, 2016 13:18 |
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Jumpingmanjim posted:NINTENDO'S PORTABLE did u insert the memory card got any cubesticks peach is present
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# ? Sep 13, 2016 13:24 |
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# ? Sep 13, 2016 13:24 |
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Jumpingmanjim posted:NINTENDO'S PORTABLE
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# ? Sep 13, 2016 13:25 |
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will pichu the best missing smash bro be in the nx port at launch before ice climber or after launch as 2 dollars 70 canadian dlc for "nx handheld" and "nx console mode" dual dlc code before ice climber
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# ? Sep 13, 2016 13:28 |
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Neither Ice Climbers or Pichu will be in the game, instead it will have Plusle and Minun.
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# ? Sep 13, 2016 13:35 |
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greatn posted:Neither Ice Climbers or Pichu will be in the game, instead it will have Plusle and Minun. ive been repping pichu climber since before i began my pipe dream of bandana waddle dee, thank you for settling me back on the path brethren
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# ? Sep 13, 2016 13:38 |
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The fact that NX refused to show up at Sony's presser at the Tokyo Game Show is PROOF that it is actually the Scorpio, the next console from Microsoft. Legendary reveal to be announced two days from yesterday.
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# ? Sep 13, 2016 14:32 |
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The NX is a new secret collaboration between Nintendo and... SEGA?! It's actually pronounced "En-ex-is".
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# ? Sep 13, 2016 14:36 |
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As is proof with the Dreamcast, cooperating with Microsoft does not preclude cooperating with Sega.
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# ? Sep 13, 2016 14:40 |
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The NX is so hip, so cool it's alright. It's so groovy it's outta sight. You can touch it, smell it, taste it so sweet. But it makes no difference cause it knocks you off your feet. Chernabog fucked around with this message at 14:47 on Sep 13, 2016 |
# ? Sep 13, 2016 14:44 |
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Kurtofan posted:The Nx will have a Pepe controller WHOA, WHOA, hold on now! Nintendo would NEVER cater to that demographic! Chernabog posted:The NX is so hip, so cool it's alright. Nintendo NX: You want it all, but you can't have it
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# ? Sep 13, 2016 15:41 |
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All these sources on comedy forums Somethingawful.com better not be lying to me, I am expecting big news today.
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# ? Sep 13, 2016 15:48 |
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Phantasium posted:The fact that NX refused to show up at Sony's presser at the Tokyo Game Show is PROOF that it is actually the Scorpio, the next console from Microsoft. Legendary reveal to be announced two days from yesterday. Nintendo Xbox
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# ? Sep 13, 2016 16:34 |
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RZA Encryption posted:Nintendo Xbox
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# ? Sep 13, 2016 16:36 |
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RZA Encryption posted:Nintendo Xbox Minidust posted:Atari Lynx NX It's actually called NX. Nintendo Cross or abbreviated as NX. It is called this because it crosses the boundary between handheld and home console. Kashuno fucked around with this message at 16:40 on Sep 13, 2016 |
# ? Sep 13, 2016 16:37 |
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Nintendo 32X
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# ? Sep 13, 2016 16:40 |
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Need Excederin Virtual Boy 2 confirmed
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# ? Sep 13, 2016 16:48 |
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I hope NX flagship title will be doNX.exe.
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# ? Sep 13, 2016 17:02 |
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Miyamoto <3 https://twitter.com/NintendoAmerica/status/775364069779869696
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# ? Sep 13, 2016 17:31 |
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BillmasterCozb posted:WHOA, WHOA, hold on now! Nintendo would NEVER cater to that demographic! Nintendo NX: WHAT, IS, IT!?
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# ? Sep 13, 2016 17:35 |
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So nothing happened at the Gamestop thing today I'm guessing?
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# ? Sep 13, 2016 17:42 |
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InFlames235 posted:So nothing happened at the Gamestop thing today I'm guessing? No, there was never a chance of that.
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# ? Sep 13, 2016 17:44 |
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InFlames235 posted:So nothing happened at the Gamestop thing today I'm guessing? I don't believe it has started yet. I doubt we would hear anything until after it let out anyway.
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# ? Sep 13, 2016 17:46 |
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InFlames235 posted:So nothing happened at the Gamestop thing today I'm guessing? No but I told you all what the NX is called and everyone ignored me
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# ? Sep 13, 2016 17:46 |
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Rumors getting wackier: https://twitter.com/GamingBrown/status/775247852968747008/photo/1
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# ? Sep 13, 2016 17:58 |
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...Nintendo, just announce the drat thing already. They've officially gone crazy.
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# ? Sep 13, 2016 18:02 |
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Electromax posted:Rumors getting wackier: Hahaha Jesus christ I too can load up like MSpaint or Visio and make random poo poo up.
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# ? Sep 13, 2016 18:03 |
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According to that graphic, the customer will get to live inside of the NX. This is acceptable.
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# ? Sep 13, 2016 18:04 |
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Djarum posted:I don't believe it has started yet. I doubt we would hear anything until after it let out anyway. Thought it was 8AM today.
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# ? Sep 13, 2016 18:05 |
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Electromax posted:Rumors getting wackier: yes 10$ a month so in three years customers will have paid off the cost of the hardware only yes this makes total sense
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