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GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007

Lipstick Apathy
Maybe you should have waited a few days for this one, Paul.
https://twitter.com/SpeakerRyan/status/775742393798754304

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Perfectly Safe
May 30, 2003

no danger here.

Jeb Bush 2012 posted:

trump hired his doctor based on his willingness to tell him he's the healthiest person in human history

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

Jeb Bush 2012 posted:

I assume he actually means something like "liberals are criticising trump's plan by comparing it to bernie's, but actually it's reasonable because its half as much as bernie's, which would be too long"

which also doesn't make any sense or line up with any actual liberal criticism but it's the best I've got

that hill is about to get artillery bombardment soon, I advise to clear it and leave it to god to sort out

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

Paul Ryan really needs to check the news before he starts tweeting

https://twitter.com/SpeakerRyan/status/775742393798754304

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012

Jeb Bush 2012 posted:

I assume he actually means something like "liberals are criticising trump's plan by comparing it to bernie's, but actually it's reasonable because its half as much as bernie's, which would be too long"

which also doesn't make any sense or line up with any actual liberal criticism but it's the best I've got

have you considered that radio talk show host bill mitchell is a very dumb man?

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

GobiasIndustries posted:

Maybe you should have waited a few days for this one, Paul.
https://twitter.com/SpeakerRyan/status/775742393798754304

Progressivism doesn't work, because I choose Obstructionism

Jeb Bush 2012
Apr 4, 2007

A mathematician, like a painter or poet, is a maker of patterns. If his patterns are more permanent than theirs, it is because they are made with ideas.

Darkman Fanpage posted:

have you considered that radio talk show host bill mitchell is a very dumb man?

I mean he definitely is but I think even really stupid people tend to know that a month is longer than a week and I don't really see how he could've missed the week/month thing given that he wrote both of them in the tweet itself

RoyKeen
Jul 24, 2007

Grimey Drawer

no way

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

This is why we need metric time

Martout
Aug 8, 2007

None so deprived

zoux posted:

Lol the only way to get the press to pay attention to something is to insult them to their face

https://twitter.com/MichaelCBender/status/775740655452631040

I wonder what it's like inside her brain, or the brain of any of the Trump surrogates for that matter.

Make like subeirP ecnieR and count down the minutes until sweet sweet irish cream oblivion?

DaveWoo
Aug 14, 2004

Fun Shoe

https://twitter.com/mitchellvii/status/775744818748203008

WampaLord
Jan 14, 2010

Martout posted:

I wonder what it's like inside her brain, or the brain of any of the Trump surrogates for that matter.

"I'm getting paid, I'm getting paid, I'm getting paid."

MadJackal
Apr 30, 2004


Fun fact: pedophilia is generally egosyntonic, meaning the pedophile will find nothing personally wrong with their actions, even after getting caught and doing time. The successful treatment rate for guys like this is essentially zero.

brocretin
Nov 15, 2012

yo yo yo i loves virgins


:psypop:

zoux
Apr 28, 2006


The allogator wants to eat the bigger number Bill

Dapper_Swindler
Feb 14, 2012

Im glad my instant dislike in you has been validated again and again.

scum like him should just have cloth stuff in their mouths then shot in the head. the world would be better off.

pathetic little tramp
Dec 12, 2005

by Hillary Clinton's assassins
Fallen Rib

I just can't quite tell if his "THAT'S DOUBLE" means "DOUBLE IS BAD AND SUCKS" or "DOUBLE IS AMAZING ALL HAIL TRUMP"

codenameFANGIO
May 4, 2012

What are you even booing here?


Jesus Christ look at dem racists


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2SmoBvg-etU

Perfectly Safe
May 30, 2003

no danger here.

Jeb Bush 2012 posted:

I mean he definitely is but I think even really stupid people tend to know that a month is longer than a week and I don't really see how he could've missed the week/month thing given that he wrote both of them in the tweet itself

I think you're right, but it's the gently caress youest tweet ever. He's basically saying that less maternity leave is better because gently caress women and their disgusting leaky bodies, and alleging that liberals are trying to criticise Trump by saying that it's like Bernie's plan, which makes no loving sense. Why would liberals go "oh, see, Trump is just as bad as us! What an idiot!"?

It's just....

:rant:

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

http://i.imgur.com/2ef72N3.mp4

GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007

Lipstick Apathy

Hey Bill, I've got 3 $5 bills, wanna trade me for your $100?

Salt Fish
Sep 11, 2003

Cybernetic Crumb
It's shameful to get trolled by a 50 year old conservative radio talk show host on twitter.

codenameFANGIO
May 4, 2012

What are you even booing here?

It's simple math. I can't do the math, but I'm told it's simple.

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

zoux posted:

Paul Ryan really needs to check the news before he starts tweeting

https://twitter.com/SpeakerRyan/status/775742393798754304

Ill bet. Whats the latest economy report say by the way?

MadJackal
Apr 30, 2004

pathetic little tramp posted:

I just can't quite tell if his "THAT'S DOUBLE" means "DOUBLE IS BAD AND SUCKS" or "DOUBLE IS AMAZING ALL HAIL TRUMP"

I really think he's arguing that 12 weeks of paid maternity leave is wacky socialist excess, while Trump's "temporarily(?) lose your job and collect unemployment" 6 week maternity paid-quitting is wise.

Martout
Aug 8, 2007

None so deprived

WampaLord posted:

"I'm getting paid, I'm getting paid, I'm getting paid."

Apparently they aren't though or at least very little ahahaha

Dapper_Swindler
Feb 14, 2012

Im glad my instant dislike in you has been validated again and again.

like seriously. I know pence is bigot/homophobe. but even he should be smart enough to throw duke under the bus.

Eifert Posting
Apr 1, 2007

Most of the time he catches it every time.
Grimey Drawer
Of all the mainstream arguments in the world I think the one that's most confusing to me is the idea that homosexuality is a choice. Attraction is a universal human experience. Remember that time when you chose to be attracted to someone?


I just can't comprehend anyone honestly holding that opinion.

Spun Dog
Sep 21, 2004


Smellrose

Atrocious Joe posted:

I would join Baloogans political movement

Idk for how long but at least a few weeks to try it out

Don't take the conch, it's a trick.

WampaLord
Jan 14, 2010

Martout posted:

Apparently they aren't though or at least very little ahahaha

Conway is most certainly getting paid.

Bullet Farmer is just a crazy person.

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

bone shaking.
soul baking.

Al! posted:

Ill bet. Whats the latest economy report say by the way?

largest growth in middle class wages since the great depression.

Vladimir Putin
Mar 17, 2007

by R. Guyovich

Al! posted:

Ill bet. Whats the latest economy report say by the way?

Trumps support isn't about the economy as a whole anyway. It's certain subsets of the economy. That subset is mostly rural working class whites.

my bony fealty
Oct 1, 2008

Eifert Posting posted:

Of all the mainstream arguments in the world I think the one that's most confusing to me is the idea that homosexuality is a choice. Attraction is a universal human experience. Remember that time when you chose to be attracted to someone?


I just can't comprehend anyone honestly holding that opinion.

lotta self-hating homosexuals out there who can't accept that they were born gay and have no control over it, therefore it must be a choice so they can turn ex-gay

WampaLord
Jan 14, 2010

Mr. Nice! posted:

largest growth in middle class wages since the great depression.

Also Obama's approval keeps going up uP UP!

Kung Food
Dec 11, 2006

PORN WIZARD

People say they hear David Puddy when they read this guy, but I will always hear Elaine's boss, Jacopo Peterman.

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

https://twitter.com/NRO/status/775734050355044387

The final knee...

iospace
Jan 19, 2038


Dapper_Swindler posted:

like seriously. I know pence is bigot/homophobe. but even he should be smart enough to throw duke under the bus.

That's the beauty of the statement. You can either go "yeah, we have deplorable supporters" and thus admit Hillary was right, or you don't and you get savaged for not rebuking David Duke.

AARP LARPer
Feb 19, 2005

THE DARK SIDE OF SCIENCE BREEDS A WEAPON OF WAR

Buglord

no loving way

Martout
Aug 8, 2007

None so deprived

WampaLord posted:

Bullet Farmer is just a crazy person.

That's the "says who!?" guy right?

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Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

iospace posted:

That's the beauty of the statement. You can either go "yeah, we have deplorable supporters" and thus admit Hillary was right, or you don't and you get savaged for not rebuking David Duke.

Hillary's shia hatto attaku...jakuten wa nai

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