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Spidder
Jan 9, 2005
'let's milk the cow until its udders bleed lol. rich western fucks and confused students' where it's at, boys. the poors and sensibles will buy android anyways'

what a fantastic business strategy

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Monkey Fracas
Sep 11, 2010

...but then you get to the end and a gorilla starts throwing barrels at you!
Grimey Drawer
I mean they'll eventually lose people if they keep this up or are people just terrified of switching to a different OS

loquacius
Oct 21, 2008

Monkey Fracas posted:

I mean they'll eventually lose people if they keep this up or are people just terrified of switching to a different OS

People will say some ridiculous poo poo in response to Apple

I've seen avowed socialists post in defense of a multinational corporation refusing to pay taxes it owes to the European Union, because that corporation made their cell phone

CJacobs
Apr 17, 2011

Reach for the moon!

Monkey Fracas posted:

I mean they'll eventually lose people if they keep this up or are people just terrified of switching to a different OS

b-but PC is boring and Macs are cool and hip! PC wears a suit! I don't wanna wear a suit!!

a bone to pick
Sep 14, 2011

by FactsAreUseless
Ehhh OSX is better than Windows easily, iOS and Android are a different story.

loquacius
Oct 21, 2008

The most ironic part of that ad campaign in retrospect is that John Hodgman is the fuckin' man

MiracleWhale
Jun 30, 2015


mike12345 posted:

If you need to use the numpad, maybe it's time to get a better job

think about it

numbers are for poors imo

Monkey Fracas
Sep 11, 2010

...but then you get to the end and a gorilla starts throwing barrels at you!
Grimey Drawer

loquacius posted:

The most ironic part of that ad campaign in retrospect is that John Hodgman is the fuckin' man

It backfired and I identified with PC more than Mac guy

Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time

a bone to pick posted:

Ehhh OSX is better than Windows easily, iOS and Android are a different story.

Nope.

LethalGeek
Nov 4, 2009

loquacius posted:

Btw there's still people unironically defending the headphone jack decision in the YOSPOS apple thread

YOSPOS defends Apple's bullshit no matter what so the fact that only some of them are defending this means Apple actually went too far for those nerds to go "WTF"

CJacobs
Apr 17, 2011

Reach for the moon!

a bone to pick posted:

Ehhh OSX is better than Windows easily, iOS and Android are a different story.

No it absolutely is not

Tricky D
Apr 1, 2005

I love um!
I love suits and headphone jacks. What platform is the right fit for me?

Roylicious
Feb 21, 2012

Braver than the cops
ain't afraid of no chaps
If they steppin up on me
I just start bustin some caps

Monkey Fracas posted:

I mean they'll eventually lose people if they keep this up or are people just terrified of switching to a different OS

Apple sales have been lagging for a while now and they're having a lot of trouble breaking in to the lucrative China market.

loquacius
Oct 21, 2008

"No, you see, I need a mac because I am an artist" *uses software available for literally any platform, on an overpriced computer without a dedicated GPU*

a bone to pick
Sep 14, 2011

by FactsAreUseless
Oh boy looks like its time for a windows update! *update causes PC to be stuck in a boot loop*

loquacius
Oct 21, 2008

Macs just work, now excuse me while I stare at this spinning pinwheel for another ten minutes, I think it's really going to be done soon

Monkey Fracas
Sep 11, 2010

...but then you get to the end and a gorilla starts throwing barrels at you!
Grimey Drawer
I wouldn't consider buying a Mac desktop but I mean aren't Macbooks pretty much the best laptops money can buy? I mean yeah you're kind of overpaying for what you're getting but they're at least good right?


Roylicious posted:

Apple sales have been lagging for a while now and they're having a lot of trouble breaking in to the lucrative China market.

Have a feeling they'll innovate or die a slow withering death

Flesh Forge
Jan 31, 2011

LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY DOG

Roylicious posted:

Apple sales have been lagging for a while now and they're having a lot of trouble breaking in to the lucrative China market.

Hmm "sell our poo poo at 3-4 times what our competitors typically sell for" doesn't work that well with consumers who have a small fraction to spend compared to their preferred market? man what the gently caress is going on :shrug:

Dignity Van Houten
Jul 28, 2006

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ELLAMENNO-P


Flesh Forge posted:

the DnD lich king of keyboards



:barf: I'll never understand why goons would rather use a nasty, gunky mechanical keyboard than slick, Star Trek inspired hardware. I guess the grooves catch your dropped cheetos you're shoveling into your face?



vs

loquacius
Oct 21, 2008

Monkey Fracas posted:

I wouldn't consider buying a Mac desktop but I mean aren't Macbooks pretty much the best laptops money can buy? I mean yeah you're kind of overpaying for what you're getting but they're at least good right?

Macbooks are good hardware, but the high-end PC laptop market is catching up on that front now that the Surface line has shown them what they should be doing.

While working at MS in the pre-Surface days I saw more than a few MBPs running Win7 with stickers covering their Apple logos

loquacius
Oct 21, 2008

935 posted:

:barf: I'll never understand why goons would rather use a nasty, gunky mechanical keyboard than slick, Star Trek inspired hardware.



vs



Oh hey, a Mac user is comparing brand-new expensive hardware to old poo poo that was cheap fifteen years ago, what a surprise

this time it's even dirty in the picture, wow owned MS

Flesh Forge
Jan 31, 2011

LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY DOG

935 posted:

:barf: I'll never understand why goons would rather use a nasty, gunky mechanical keyboard than slick, Star Trek inspired hardware. I guess the grooves catch your dropped cheetos you're shoveling into your face?



vs



that keyboard is probably older than you are son, respect it

e: I bet you thought Mad Max's Turbo Interceptor looked clunky too you little fairy

Flesh Forge fucked around with this message at 18:12 on Sep 13, 2016

a bone to pick
Sep 14, 2011

by FactsAreUseless
Windows 7 is the best OS ever made! *Automatic updates eating over half of my PC's RAM, takes 12 hours*

WhyteRyce
Dec 30, 2001

loquacius posted:

Macbooks are good hardware, but the high-end PC laptop market is catching up on that front now that the Surface line has shown them what they should be doing.

While working at MS in the pre-Surface days I saw more than a few MBPs running Win7 with stickers covering their Apple logos

I recommend Macbooks because it's a built-in price barrier keeps them from grabbing some crap $300 Walmart version. I know if I recommend some kind of Lenovo or even Surface they'd end up buying some HP garbage because "it has an i5 isn't that the same thing"

loquacius
Oct 21, 2008

this is my new fancy mechanical keyboard I got as a wedding present



:awesome:

John Denver Hoxha
May 31, 2014

What a persistent nightmare!
....but enough about my posts
"Wow this technology sure is sweet "*made up scenario that makes black and white infomercial scenes seem convenient and practical to make the technology sound bad*

a retard
Jan 7, 2013

by Lowtax

Monkey Fracas posted:

I wouldn't consider buying a Mac desktop but I mean aren't Macbooks pretty much the best laptops money can buy? I mean yeah you're kind of overpaying for what you're getting but they're at least good right?

it's basically either macbooks or thinkpads

loquacius
Oct 21, 2008

John Denver Hoxha posted:

"Wow this technology sure is sweet "*made up scenario that makes black and white infomercial scenes seem convenient and practical to make the technology sound bad*

Is this you? *dusty beige CRT monitor shows a blue screen with the text "ERROR: BAD OPERATING SYSTEM" on it; actor reaches for the reboot button but trips over headphone cables and falls into a giant pile of old dirty keyboards with keys missing* There's gotta be a better way!

Fat Shat Sings
Jan 24, 2016

Monkey Fracas posted:

I wouldn't consider buying a Mac desktop but I mean aren't Macbooks pretty much the best laptops money can buy? I mean yeah you're kind of overpaying for what you're getting but they're at least good right?


Have a feeling they'll innovate or die a slow withering death

macbooks are just like any other laptop so you are basically paying 3-4x the price for the mac operating system in a package you can't upgrade.

Or for the price of a macbook you can buy a performance gaming laptop with built in video card that you can actually do things with and probably still have enough leftover for a second laptop that matches the basic "Integrated graphics" power of a macbook.

VectorSigma
Jan 20, 2004

Transform
and
Freak Out




when you absolutely need the annoyance of a notebook keyboard at your desk

a retard
Jan 7, 2013

by Lowtax

WhyteRyce posted:

I recommend Macbooks because it's a built-in price barrier keeps them from grabbing some crap $300 Walmart version. I know if I recommend some kind of Lenovo or even Surface they'd end up buying some HP garbage because "it has an i5 isn't that the same thing"

the irony is that most people who buy macbooks just use it for email and internet and they could do the exact same thing with not much visible performance loss on a $300 piece of poo poo from walmart

a bone to pick
Sep 14, 2011

by FactsAreUseless

a retard posted:

the irony is that most people who buy macbooks just use it for email and internet and they could do the exact same thing with not much visible performance loss on a $300 piece of poo poo from walmart

True but then you have to deal with windows updates

Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time
Are you implying that an OS X update has never failed?

a bone to pick
Sep 14, 2011

by FactsAreUseless
yes.

Monkey Fracas
Sep 11, 2010

...but then you get to the end and a gorilla starts throwing barrels at you!
Grimey Drawer
I can almost get away with not needing a laptop and being able to do everything on a smartphone or tablet and a bluetooth keyboard on the road, but not quite. I don't really feel like I "need" a high-end one but next time I'm definitely springing for something better than bottom of the barrel garbage.

Now if my old Samsung RV515 would just loving die

Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time

that appears to be untrue.

a bone to pick
Sep 14, 2011

by FactsAreUseless
Also, have fun with that bloatware that PC manufacturers cram into every Windows laptop.

WhyteRyce
Dec 30, 2001

a retard posted:

the irony is that most people who buy macbooks just use it for email and internet and they could do the exact same thing with not much visible performance loss on a $300 piece of poo poo from walmart

It's not the performance, it's the "well you hosed up your power jack and now this won't charge" or the "hey your brezel is cracked now that sucks" type build issues that come with cheap garbage stuff.

And yeah all they really want is email and internet which is why I've been recommending Chromebooks but they think they need more power or don't trust the cloud or think they really need Office and Google Docs won't work or all of the above so that's not a topic that gets very far.

LethalGeek
Nov 4, 2009


This is some weak rear end trolling you all are responding to, good job a bone to pick I can't believe this worked.

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MiracleWhale
Jun 30, 2015


notZaar posted:

Ever since I got the steam link I have not been able to sit down in an office chair to play a videogame. I feel like I have been living a lie all my life.

the 1984 apple commercial where the woman throws a sledgehammer through big brother's monitor, but the monitor says Alienware on it

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