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twistedmentat posted:
I almost want to say it's "Do you even lift" but that wouldn't make sense because he clearly doesn't
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twistedmentat posted:
Which is hilarious considering the guy wearing it.
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Simsmagic posted:I almost want to say it's "Do you even lift" but that wouldn't make sense because he clearly doesn't The only thing that guy is lifting is his panniculus to take a leak.
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twistedmentat posted:
i think it means 'do you even lift?' and if thats the case its kinda funny efb
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Sep 13, 2016 19:19
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This picture is making my trachea tighten up reflexively. 
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Panfilo posted:The only thing that guy is lifting is his panniculus to take a leak. Every day is leg day.
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Sep 13, 2016 19:45
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This picture has inspired me to go clean my ceiling fan. Holy poo poo, that is disgusting.
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Mouse Dresser posted:This picture has inspired me to go clean my ceiling fan. I don't even understand that.
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TheDon01 posted:Do You Even Lift What if it's Do You Even LARP. I'm ashamed I thought of that.
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Mouse Dresser posted:This picture has inspired me to go clean my ceiling fan. Sorry, I understand why you'd go clean after seeing that. I don't understand how that room exists in physical reality.
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Sep 13, 2016 20:13
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WrenP-Complete posted:I don't even understand that. Its all mold. Cheap celing fans use pressboard blades (sawdust and glue), when the material get moist it basically turns into a petri dish and will grow all sorts of gross poo poo.
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TheDon01 posted:Its all mold. Cheap celing fans use pressboard blades (sawdust and glue), when the material get moist it basically turns into a petri dish and will grow all sorts of gross poo poo. But it grows down, like stalactites?
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Mouse Dresser posted:This picture has inspired me to go clean my ceiling fan. Is that in the tropics? Groverhaus hot tub room? (I'm embarrassed to bring up that tired old reference, but it seems appropriate here.) Before my medication got worked out, being in that room would have caused a seizure.
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If I remember correctly, that's from an abandoned house that was caught in a flood. Horrifying but not due to some AUGness.
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Simsmagic posted:I almost want to say it's "Do you even lift" but that wouldn't make sense because he clearly doesn't  Maybe it means "Do You Eat Lunch?"; in his case, he seems to have lunch about
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Inzombiac posted:If I remember correctly, that's from an abandoned house that was caught in a flood. You and I know that some cracker from the deep south has lived in something exactly like that.
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Pigsfeet on Rye posted:
What's with the people on the right in the fake moustaches?
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Beastie posted:You and I know that some cracker from the deep south has lived in something exactly like that. Story time! I shared my first apartment with my best friend and his girlfriend. Now, we were all 18, dumb and poor but the living arrangement wasn't too bad. We had a huge apartment near our college and our own washer/dryer. Those two dipshits thought it was a good idea to take off the exhaust hose from the dryer and point it into the apartment for heat during the winter. I was out in classes while they were home and couldn't figure out why our place was so muggy all the time. Maybe they kept taking long, hot showers with the door open or something. Then comes the day that I decide to move out while they continue to love there. I start to pull all my furniture away from the walls and there is mold EVERYWHERE. I confronted them about it and got their story. Needless to say, I didn't expect to get my security deposit back.
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I hate those pictures so much because it makes me hyper sensitive to anything not perfectly spotless in my house. Oh there's a bit of dust on the ceiling fan? BURN EVERYTHING.
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Ularg posted:I hate those pictures so much because it makes me hyper sensitive to anything not perfectly spotless in my house. Does your home look like any of these photos?
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Sep 13, 2016 23:44
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Honestly thought (or rather hoped) for a second those were icicles...
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Sep 13, 2016 23:45
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Oh, you found real life Sex House! They kept the sibian repair guy in the fungus room and he died 
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WrenP-Complete posted:Does your home look like any of these photos? The worst thing my house has is cat hair. But boy do I have at least one story of an idiot roommate when I lived in Orlando.
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Ularg posted:idiot Ularg posted:lived in Orlando. Story checks out
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cool kids inc. posted:Oh, you found real life Sex House! They kept the sibian repair guy in the fungus room and he died Holy shiiiit I forgot about Sex House.
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I don't recall Sex House. I think that calls for storytime.
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ShootaBoy posted:I don't recall Sex House. I think that calls for storytime. Sex House is a parody reality show put out by the onion. You can watch the whole thing here. Stick it out for the first few episodes and... Well you'll see.
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Welcome to sex house!
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Oh, that's kinda dissapointing. I was expecting a horrible story akin to Bathtub Lasagna.
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Ularg posted:The worst thing my house has is cat hair. But boy do I have at least one story of an idiot roommate when I lived in Orlando. 
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Okay. So I was living in an apartment in Orlando when I was 18. First time living on my own. This roommate was this giant manchild, 22 or 23, moved in from New York. He was short, fat and the type of person who wishes they weren't white so they can say the N word. I learned quickly that anything I explained to him went right over his head, so I had to call his mother to explain anything. Because when I explained that the apartment only takes rent payments in full, and it would be better if we just alternated our rent every other month, the first month he tried only paying half of it and I wasn't aware so I got the nice little 3-day notice on my door coming home from school. That's when I learned I had to go through his mom if anything was to get done.
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Eventually I got him to sign off the lease and move out after he bought acid off some stranger at a bar and had his friend take it. His friend was having a bad trip so decided to bring him to the apartment and make me deal with it. He also loved to invite over his drug dealer friend to the apartment to go on video chat with randos pouring out pills and acting all tough poo poo. I actually had to call his mom and go "Hey look, your son is a goddamn loving nightmare. Get him out of here or I will fill the cops in on how he's been buying illegal drugs, and driving his friends car without a license AND drunk while refusing to take someone having a bad acid trip to the hospital." And that's my story. I'll just wait here to see how it's all my fault somehow. (sorry about the double post, it just wouldn't let me post it all in one)
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There other 2 people she's with are also wearing fake mustaches. Man, that cealing fan is just gross, but its nice to know it takes being involved in a flood and an abandoned house for something like that to happen.  Yep, sure you seen it all  Stare into the face of Terror!  The abyss staring back  Why do dorks feel that piling on accessories will make them cooler? Plus the short guy looks like he's wearing motocross gloves or something.  Things made sexy that shouldn't be  Yes i'm sure characters from a kids show about friendship would be super into guns  I am impressed they managed to get an artillery shell, even though its just a flare  You'd think he could have found a happier picture for his waifu  You just know he talks to his pillow as if she was real person during the whole game  Posted by a goon in an earlier thread showing how many Furries are on Grindr  The neckbeards expression always gets me, though I do not want to know what he is looking at twistedmentat has a new favorite as of 12:04 on Sep 14, 2016 |
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Ularg posted:Eventually I got him to sign off the lease and move out after he bought acid off some stranger at a bar and had his friend take it. His friend was having a bad trip so decided to bring him to the apartment and make me deal with it. He also loved to invite over his drug dealer friend to the apartment to go on video chat with randos pouring out pills and acting all tough poo poo. You sound like a narc? 
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If it got him away from me I'll be an undercover cop. (I didn't report anything, but his mom didn't sound surprised about hearing about it. Apparently he's just gotten in trouble a lot)
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Mouse Dresser posted:This picture has inspired me to go clean my ceiling fan. You know what I just realized? The lightbulb is clean. Also, twistedmentat: good post, they are all horrifying.
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cash crab posted:You know what I just realized? The lightbulb is clean. The whole fixture is clean besides inexplicably the blades. How does that happen? Also I can hear card-waifu's raspy yet still wet breathing through the Internet
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