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straight up brolic
Jan 31, 2007

After all, I was nice in ball,
Came to practice weed scented
Report card like the speed limit

:homebrew::homebrew::homebrew:

i really don't believe that there's sinister market forces driving every article posted on the site, I just think they've hired a public editor that does mental gymnastics in order to say "hey, we were right", instead of taking an appropriately distanciated view (i.e. the job of a "public editor")

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ComradeCosmobot
Dec 4, 2004

USPOL July

A Fancy 400 lbs posted:

I just realized something. Trump's plan only allows the mother to take parental leave, right? What happens when two gay men adopt a baby? What happens if the mother dies in childbirth? Even if you ignore that sometimes the father wants to be the one to stay home, mandating that it has to be the mother is a stupid loving idea.

A Republican policy that punishes people who don't follow gender norms? Why I never! :monocle:

HannibalBarca
Sep 11, 2016

History shows, again and again, how nature points out the folly of man.
I think I actually saw a quote from earlier today that said it would apply to same sex couples (which is insane coming from the GOP, but hey, you know). Let me see if I can find it.

EDIT: can't find it immediately; assume it was a fever dream until I prove otherwise

Double Edit: My mistake, I was thinking of the useless childcare tax deduction policy that does nothing for people who actually need it. That one applies to gay couples.

HannibalBarca fucked around with this message at 03:16 on Sep 14, 2016

Deified Data
Nov 3, 2015


Fun Shoe

FairGame posted:

His bombshell article will be a lovely thing that nobody cares about (but arguably should care about).

That is how this election works.

Yeah, I'm not even going to seek it out tomorrow. If it doesn't come to me via the internet and news media screaming it at me then it's nothing, and knowing Trump's anti-reality field even if it makes it big it'll probably still amount to nothing. This is the election where one side being a literal nazi is a footnote.

iospace
Jan 19, 2038


Go piss up your own rear end, Lumpy
https://twitter.com/Bencjacobs/status/775878422677614592

ImpAtom
May 24, 2007


They really, really, really desperately want this huh?

iospace
Jan 19, 2038


ImpAtom posted:

They really, really, really desperately want this huh?

probably backsies for what happened with Trump after Khan.

Warcabbit
Apr 26, 2008

Wedge Regret

Boon posted:

Rachael Maddow saying the Newsweek article is on Trump's business and that the Trump Organization has multiple and deeply entangled ties with foreign politicians, criminal organizations, and foreign entities that cannot be easily undone.

Though it was careful to state that there is no evidence of criminal involvement (which is beside the point anyway).

Should be. He's mobbed to hell. Surprised nobody's mentioned that.

Spacebump
Dec 24, 2003

Dallas Mavericks: Generations

Imagine if this actually happened and they didn't pick Bernie. It would gift wrap the Presidency for Trump.

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo
I'm new here but should I vote Hillary or trump?

Nessus
Dec 22, 2003

After a Speaker vote, you may be entitled to a valuable coupon or voucher!



Warcabbit posted:

Should be. He's mobbed to hell. Surprised nobody's mentioned that.
The official Trump counterargument: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ivmWob9cmRs

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.

Spiritus Nox posted:

It's not nothing, but I doubt it'll be the bomb it's advertised to be if there's no evidence of criminal involvement or that Trump is a Russian stooge.

On the other hand, if there is one thing we can count on Trump for, its wildly overreacting to allegations and making the problem worse

Darth123123 posted:

I'm new here but should I vote Hillary or trump?

Dr. Jill Stein

FairGame
Jul 24, 2001

Der Kommander

straight up brolic posted:

i really don't believe that there's sinister market forces driving every article posted on the site, I just think they've hired a public editor that does mental gymnastics in order to say "hey, we were right", instead of taking an appropriately distanciated view (i.e. the job of a "public editor")

Eh, it's somewhat legit.

Plenty of sites seek out the Drudge hit because his users are crazy loyal and will descend on your site en masse.

It's a really stupid approach though since they'll never come back unless drudge links again, they come in in such a great horde that you can't serve direct sold ads in any meaningful capacity (advertisers don't like it when campaigns fail to serve evenly), and they poo poo up your site with gross comments.

But it doesn't keep people from seeing pv numbers go up and thinking it's good. I've never seen a story scuttled because of drudge stuff, but I've absolutely seen editors write drudge bait in order to hit arbitrary pv goals.

Night10194
Feb 13, 2012

We'll start,
like many good things,
with a bear.


This is hilarious. Where did this even get started?

Wasn't there some guy breathlessly posting his ridiculous fanfic about this poo poo on Twitter a couple days back?

straight up brolic
Jan 31, 2007

After all, I was nice in ball,
Came to practice weed scented
Report card like the speed limit

:homebrew::homebrew::homebrew:

Spacebump posted:

Imagine if this actually happened and they didn't pick Bernie. It would gift wrap the Presidency for Trump.
Biden or Warren would win probably

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.

Spacebump posted:

Imagine if this actually happened and they didn't pick Bernie. It would gift wrap the Presidency for Trump.

Imagine if the impossible thing happened and the other impossible thing happened, wouldn't that be crazy!

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene

Darth123123 posted:

I'm new here but should I vote Hillary or trump?

Tidings, Brother, have you heard the good news about dat boi Gary?

Nessus
Dec 22, 2003

After a Speaker vote, you may be entitled to a valuable coupon or voucher!



Darth123123 posted:

I'm new here but should I vote Hillary or trump?
:harambe: is the proper choice, he's already replaced hillz though so vote for her to vote for him

OddObserver
Apr 3, 2009

straight up brolic posted:

i really don't believe that there's sinister market forces driving every article posted on the site, I just think they've hired a public editor that does mental gymnastics in order to say "hey, we were right", instead of taking an appropriately distanciated view (i.e. the job of a "public editor")

Yeah, IMHO the media just likes itself too much, and doesn't take criticism very well.

It's basically full of people whose job involves following politicians, who think writing up what they said along with a counter-statement from the other party entitles them to the same level of respect as people dodging bombs in war zones or spending months digging through documents to get to the truth.

Shifty Pony
Dec 28, 2004

Up ta somethin'


Warcabbit posted:

Should be. He's mobbed to hell. Surprised nobody's mentioned that.

International real estate is basically ground zero for organized money laundering, embezzlement, and fraud. Trump having ties ties to all sorts of awful characters wouldn't be shocking at all.

smg77
Apr 27, 2007
https://twitter.com/aseitzwald/status/775873224412364801

Let's hope Trump Foundation is the news story the rest of the week.

Its Rinaldo
Aug 13, 2010

CODS BINCH

This lady owns, the thing she said that got her punched was You better learn to speak Russian after voting for Trump

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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Bad Moon posted:

This lady owns, the thing she said that got her punched was You better learn to speak Russian after voting for Trump

Trump even managed to alienate the baby boomer cold warrior demographic

iospace
Jan 19, 2038


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FQai93glsy0
New pro-Hillary super PAC ad.

Whoever is making ads for Hillary's side is loving nailing it.

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!
I mean honestly, trump is just handing clinton the bullets to the revolver that she loaded them with

nachos
Jun 27, 2004

Wario Chalmers! WAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
Hillary will recover and be just fine in 2 days but in 20 years conservatives will be telling their grandkids about how in 2016 the democratic candidate almost died and there were replacement candidates being vetted well into October.

iospace
Jan 19, 2038


Lastgirl posted:

I mean honestly, trump is just handing clinton the bullets to the revolver that she loaded them with

Yeah, pretty much all her ads are going after Trump. I wouldn't mind some more "hey, here's my policies" ads, but if your enemy is punching themselves in the face, would you stop them?

legstump
Feb 26, 2004

This badass old lady is onto something. Whenever Trump has been attacked on his Putin-worship it has always been framed as 'can you believe Trump likes this phony strongman dictator who suppresses gay rights and kills journalists!?' as though they are bad things to this crowd. But the thought of actually having to learn Russian, while an utterly ridiculous and vacuous threat, would actually get under their skin especially after years of them spouting 'hope you like speaking muslim' bullshit.

legstump fucked around with this message at 04:05 on Sep 14, 2016

Xae
Jan 19, 2005

straight up brolic posted:

i really don't believe that there's sinister market forces driving every article posted on the site, I just think they've hired a public editor that does mental gymnastics in order to say "hey, we were right", instead of taking an appropriately distanciated view (i.e. the job of a "public editor")

Or it is just that "The Truth is in the Middle" is just the laziest possible position.

"Look at these plebs, thinking it is hard to under stand balance. If they were as smart as me they would just know the Truth is always in the middle! But they can't which is why I'm better than them".

Eifert Posting
Apr 1, 2007

Most of the time he catches it every time.
Grimey Drawer

legstump posted:

This badass old lady is onto something. Whenever Trump has been attacked on his Putin-worship it has always been framed as 'can you believe Trump likes this phony strongman dictator who supresses gay rights and kills journalists!?' as though they are bad things to this crowd. But the thought of actually having to learn Russian, while an utterly ridiculuous and vacuous threat, would actually get under their skin especially after years of them spouting 'hope you like speaking muslim' bullshit.

Это не язык жесткий мой друг.

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



That old lady is literally braver than every journalist covering Trump lmao

Eifert Posting
Apr 1, 2007

Most of the time he catches it every time.
Grimey Drawer
It's depressing how rusty my Russian has gotten. I probably wouldn't even be able to troll Republicans with it.


I could hold half a conversation in college, honest.

legstump
Feb 26, 2004

Eifert Posting posted:

Это не язык жесткий мой друг.

those brave soldiers didn't die in russia so i could write the letter R backwards, commie

Its Rinaldo
Aug 13, 2010

CODS BINCH

Eifert Posting posted:

Это не язык жесткий мой друг.

Did you just hex me you bastard!

Edit: Alternative joke: Now we know why they call Andy Dalton the RED Rifle!

Its Rinaldo fucked around with this message at 04:35 on Sep 14, 2016

Saeka
Jul 2, 2007

I'm a man that loves the simple things. Sunhats. Boba. Dresses.


Because Sean Hannity is privy to that information, yeah, sure

OhFunny
Jun 26, 2013

EXTREMELY PISSED AT THE DNC
Today we had the local state primary here in NH.

I'm watching the returns now and it's real close between Chris Sununu and Frank Edelblut for the Republican nomination for governor. About 1000 vote difference.

Sitting Republican Congressman Frank Guinta is up only by 400 votes.

Kelly Ayotte crushed her primary challenger.

16% turn out for my town. 1 candidate for state rep missed a general election slot by 5 votes.

Your vote does matter!

Spacebump
Dec 24, 2003

Dallas Mavericks: Generations

Saeka posted:

Because Sean Hannity is privy to that information, yeah, sure

When you play a journalist on tv, you know things. lol at Hannity

Majorian
Jul 1, 2009



Seriously, he sounds positively deranged.

Eifert Posting
Apr 1, 2007

Most of the time he catches it every time.
Grimey Drawer

Bad Moon posted:

Did you just hex me you bastard!

Edit: Alternative joke: Now we know why they call Andy Dalton the RED Rifle!

I have actually been cursed by an old Romani woman in Tblisi because I refused to pay her bus fare to Kutaisi. Come to think of it, it was in the spring of 2011. I'm not joking.


Edit: Tying things back to politics. I have a soft spot for Mikheil Saakashvili and I don't care who knows it.

Eifert Posting fucked around with this message at 04:45 on Sep 14, 2016

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Warcabbit
Apr 26, 2008

Wedge Regret

Shifty Pony posted:

International real estate is basically ground zero for organized money laundering, embezzlement, and fraud. Trump having ties ties to all sorts of awful characters wouldn't be shocking at all.

International? This is just what I know about from his work in the City and Jersey.

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