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EIDE Van Hagar
Dec 8, 2000

Beep Boop

infernal machines posted:

what the loving christ is this idiot bullshit?

welcome to the social

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infernal machines
Oct 11, 2012

we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

C.H.O.M.E posted:

wel
com
e to
the s
ocial

time to head to the woods and start writing manifestos against technology

crepeface
Nov 5, 2004

r*p*f*c*

thanks i wasted way too much time cribbing from fitzgerald for that for it to go completely unnoticed.

atomicthumbs
Dec 26, 2010


We're in the business of extending man's senses.


average apple earpods user

Sniep
Mar 28, 2004

All I needed was that fatty blunt...



King of Breakfast
people who are mad about this all are weird

Wild EEPROM
Jul 29, 2011


oh, my, god. Becky, look at her bitrate.
messages is loving trash

everything else is ok

Phoenixan
Jan 16, 2010

Just Keep Cool-idge

zen death robot posted:

I keep sending my wife dat boi with lasers and fireworks

FAT32 SHAMER
Aug 16, 2012



did anyone notice that screen replacements with AppleCare+ are now $29 or is that old news

Pinterest Mom
Jun 9, 2009

GameCube posted:

what are gruber's qualifications again? what I'm asking is would anybody read his lovely blog if there weren't so many Apple Boys looking for validation

he um

designed markdown

There Will Be Penalty
May 18, 2002

Makes a great pet!
markdown is fine

Mr SuperAwesome
Apr 6, 2011

im from the bad post police, and i'm afraid i have bad news

ArmZ posted:

amsterdam or copenhagen?

late a.f. but Rotterdam

Amsterdam's bike infra is bad by dutch standards, at least in the inner city; lots of non-separated bike lanes, and lots of insane crossings with pedestrians/cars/bikes where u gotta just yolo it and hope for the best

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
my iPhone wants to upgrade to 9.3.5

ufarn
May 30, 2009
has anyone braved the streets with their earpods without getting beat up or mugged

FAT32 SHAMER
Aug 16, 2012



echinopsis posted:

my iPhone wants to upgrade to 9.3.5

you have to install that before 10

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
what a joke

Pissflaps
Oct 20, 2002

by VideoGames
I'm loving iOS 10

Athletic Footjob
Sep 24, 2005
Grimey Drawer
iOS 10 is good except for the music stuff being in a separate control panel for no good reason. also the emojis are extra jaundice now

bobfather
Sep 20, 2001

I will analyze your nervous system for beer money

C.H.O.M.E posted:

well iMessages is the dumbest app ever now, this is actually really great.




I reported one iMessage bug today too.

Uh, can you please tell me what to download to get these...things?

Pissflaps
Oct 20, 2002

by VideoGames
how do i get lasers

Perplx
Jun 26, 2004


Best viewed on Orgasma Plasma
Lipstick Apathy
3d touch or long press the send button, you also need general>accessibility>reduce motion off for it to work

Pissflaps
Oct 20, 2002

by VideoGames
that works for me

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



echinopsis posted:

my iPhone wants to upgrade to 9.3.5

you should probably do that then

Polo-Rican
Jul 4, 2004

emptyquote my posts or die

Perplx posted:

3d touch or long press the send button

this poo poo is the Worsttttt

lemme ram my finger into every gui element to see if there's any hidden functionality i'm missing

Wheany
Mar 17, 2006

Spinyahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

Doctor Rope

Polo-Rican posted:

this poo poo is the Worsttttt

lemme ram my finger into every gui element to see if there's any hidden functionality i'm missing

let the hate flow through you

maniacdevnull
Apr 18, 2007

FOUR CUBIC FRAMES
DISPROVES SOFT G GOD
YOU ARE EDUCATED STUPID

Polo-Rican posted:

this poo poo is the Worsttttt

lemme ram my finger into every gui element to see if there's any hidden functionality i'm missing

It's like old school Easter eggs in LucasArts games! Magical, revolutionary, and completely original

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



https://twitter.com/panzer/status/776066182872903680

indigi
Jul 20, 2004

how can we not talk about family
when family's all that we got?
actually, I didn't need that one, either.

GameCube
Nov 21, 2006

Tusen Takk posted:

you have to install that before 10

lol, gently caress all yall

GameCube
Nov 21, 2006


and gently caress this guy

quote:

Think of Apple’s new ecosystem like a body. The iPhone is the brain, the AirPods are the mouth and the Apple Watch is the hand. And that hand is starting to get more independent and more useful.

Sniep
Mar 28, 2004

All I needed was that fatty blunt...



King of Breakfast

gary johnson running to white house at incredible speeds

THE BIG DOG DADDY
Oct 16, 2013

Rasheed was, with Aliases, the top 7 PvPers in Bone Krew.


No one talks about this.

GameCube posted:

and gently caress this guy

crepeface
Nov 5, 2004

r*p*f*c*
today i had to run a bunch of errands in town and i ran out of battery while i was playing pokemon go. when i got to my car, i was able to charge my phone whilst messaging my friend to tell him i'd be late, listening to music and navigating to the bar. #sobrave

crepeface fucked around with this message at 16:01 on Sep 14, 2016

creationist believer
Feb 16, 2007

College Slice
why didnt apple come up with some kind of visual design so you know what the ui elements are and how to interact with them? like, just text is a label, text with a border is a button, and text with a double border is a 3d touch button or smthing? like the button is ((send)) and you know if you 3d touch it you get more options on how to send it. instead of everything just text with no boarder or an arrow pointing in some direction

maniacdevnull
Apr 18, 2007

FOUR CUBIC FRAMES
DISPROVES SOFT G GOD
YOU ARE EDUCATED STUPID

(((send button)))

loquacius
Oct 21, 2008

rapeface posted:

today i had to run a bunch of errands in town and i ran out of battery while i was playing pokemon go. when i got to my car, i was able to charge my phone whilst messaging my friend to tell him i'd be late, listening to music and navigating to the bar. #sobrave

don't text and drive, moran

creationist believer
Feb 16, 2007

College Slice
new imessage easter egg from jony ive, type "911 NYC" and 3D Touch the (((send button))) and get an animated ✈️🏢🏢 💀🔯👍

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



rapeface posted:

today i had to run a bunch of errands in town and i ran out of battery while i was playing pokemon go. when i got to my car, i was able to charge my phone whilst messaging my friend to tell him i'd be late, listening to music and navigating to the bar. #sobrave
weird, i didn't know they let babies drive cars

Pinterest Mom
Jun 9, 2009

https://twitter.com/JoannaStern/status/776064426780815360
:swoon:

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



Sniep posted:

gary johnson running to white house at incredible speeds

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Matt Zerella
Oct 7, 2002

Norris'es are back baby. It's good again. Awoouu (fox Howl)

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