- Saint Drogo
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Has anyone talked about the time Hellbastard got flamed and owned and stopped drawing?
Talked about yeah but a link would be much appreciated. seeing old GBS fellate this bollocks was so goddamn baffling.
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- britishbornandbread
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Who was the creepy guy that got his rear end kicked in the mall by some girls boyfriend? I think his name was Francis and he was straight edge or some other dumb poo poo
The one who span around crying and called her 's oval office? Yeah, Francis.
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Who was the creepy guy that got his rear end kicked in the mall by some girls boyfriend? I think his name was Francis and he was straight edge or some other dumb poo poo
Buying-Bid posted:
Two days ago (sunday night) I cried myself to sleep. This girl (I will refer to her as Sarah) I have been obsessed with since 3rd grade threw a birthday party on saturday, it was a pretty casual house party, so people brought friends along, of course I was not invited (no girl would ever invite me to a party), but my friend asked me to come along, and of course I jumped at the opportuinity.
Around an hour into the party, it happened that me and Sarah were alone in the kitchen while others danced and talked in the living room. I was there to get a drink, and when I came in and saw her by the fridge, a deep shocking, sinking feeling almost paralysed me with fear, as I just stood there staring at her for about 5 seconds (I am absolutely TERRIFIED of females, especially Sarah, I had no idea she would be in there alone). When she looked at me I quickly glanced away in shame. After about 10 awkward seconds of me staring at the floor and her standing there awkwardly, she finally spoke.
"Uh, hi, you're frank, right?"
"No. Francis."
"Oh, but it's frank for short, right?"
"No."
"Sorry, I must have you confused with someone else."
I couldn't think of anything to say.
"Want a drink?"
"Yeah. Thanks.
She handed me a beer.
"I'M STRAIGHT EDGE!!"
I just tried to tell her I was straight edge (and therefore didn't drink), but I was so nervous when she approached me physically that it came out in what sounded like a confontational shout which totally wasn't what I intended.
"Sorry, uh there's a diet pepsi if you like"
"I don't drink diet soft drinks, they are carginogens."
"Oh.."
I couldn't stand the fear of being near her any more, so I scurried away and (again in that nervous shout) blurted out "HAPPY BIRTHDAY" and heard her say "thanks" as I walked back into the living room, up the stairs and into the bathroom where I literally collapsed and started shivering on the floor with fear, tears came from my eyes. After about 5 minutes of just lying there I composed myself and went downstairs again. For the rest of the party I pretty much avoided her and talked with some people I knew.
When me and my friend got back home to my house and played a little PS2 for about half an hour, he left and I said bye. It was at this point I realised he had left his cell phone. As I was about to call him to tell him, it suddenly struck me that he probably had Sarah's number on his phone. I literally sat there for 45 minutes shivering with both anticipation and fear as I saw the number across the screen, begging me to call.
Simple. I'd just call her up, apologise for the awkwardness and ask her if she wanted to get coffee some time. The only problem was this was about the scariest thing imaginable. I felt my body ache with fear as I tried to press the "CALL" button on the cell phone several times but was too scared. I got a disconnecting feeling as if none of this was actually happening to me, like maybe it was all a dream. When I finally got the courage to call, my heart raced as I heard the dial tone.
"Hello?"
"Hey, sorry about earlier, I was just wondering if you wanted to go out for coffee some time ?(WHAT THE gently caress was I thinking??)"
"Sorry, who is this calling?"
I (stupidly) hadn't anticipated she would ask who it was. the question caught me totally off guard. I thought of just saying my name, or giving a fake name, or shouting out "your worst loving nightmare", or avoiding the question, and a host of other ideas over the course of about 5 seconds. I was too stunned to even reply.
Another 5 seconds of silence.
"Are you still there?"
"Yeah...sorry, I.. it's"
"Oh, Francis right?
I was silent again
"Sorry yeah, I - I'm pretty busy lately but maybe- uh I'll call you another time if i get time to go out uh (I could regognize that she had no intention of calling me), what's your number?"
I gave her my number.
"Ok, well bye!"
"Bye."
As I hung up and put the phone down, the realization of what had just happened hit me like a wrecking ball, I collapsed on the sofa and fell asleep with exaustion. About 5 minutes later I get a call.
"Hello?"
A male voice.
"Is this francis?"
"Yeah uh who is this?"
"I'm just calling to give you a friendly warning, stay away from Sarah, okay? She's my girlfriend, and she has no interest in you whatsoever, you're a creep."
The realization and jealousy that she had a boyfriend, coupled with the shock and unexpectedness of this call filled me with rage.
"gently caress YOU YOU MOTHER F-UNCLE FUNK" I stuttered incomprehensibly with rage.
"Man you're hosed up in the head aren't you. I'm WARNING you, stay away."
He hung up.
I literally let out a massive scream of both sadness jealousy anger and fear that gripped my entire body. I went to bed and got about 2 hours of sleep.
The next (sunday) morning, I got up feeling like absolute poo poo. As I always do to when I feel terrible, I force myself to walk outside, go to the mall (5 min walk) where there are lots of people, and buy something or run into someone I know. I couldn't find anyone I knew, so I bought a milkshake and walked out the front enterance, where I saw something that made my heart skip.
Sarah and some guy (probably her boyfriend?) walking into the mall. I saw her glance with shock at me and quickly look away trying to make it seem as if she hadn't noticed me. I rushed towards her.
"SARAH!" I shouted
Her boyfriend turned around with shock and saw me.
"ARE YOU FRANCIS?" he asked angrily.
I stood there staring.
"Get out of here man, we don't want anything to do with you, understand?"
"gently caress YOU, THIS IS A FREE COUNTRY!"
As a rage overcameme me, I rushed forward and threw my milkshake as hard as I possibly could at the bastard, totally missing him and tripping over myself in the process. What happened next was the worst feeling I had ever felt.
Sarah stood there laughing at me. The expression on her beautiful face, half disgust half laughter made me feel terrible like I never imagined I could. I hated her guts at that moment.
"YOU oval office!" I yelled.
Her eyes widened, even her boyfriend looked shocked and the three of us stood there staring for maybe 5 seconds.
"YOU MOTHER loving oval office!!" I yelled as I rushed at her. She made made me feel so terrible it physically hurt in my stomach. I was about to loving attack her. I couldn't believe it. It was like some force was controlling me and like I had no control at all. God loving drat I'm stupid when I'm angry and upset. Before I could reach her, her boyfriend grabbed me by the shoulders and threw me to the ground.
"JUST GET OUT OF HERE YOU loving WEIRDO AND BE THANKFUL I DONT loving KILL YOU!!"
I rushed for him with every ounce of anger and strength in my body and groaned as his fist connected with my tummy, winding and incapacitating me. He stared for a second, as if he hadn't expected me to be so easily beaten, before he and Sarah both ran off in a panic. I knew there was no way I could take him, and that he probably went to go get security. These facts, coupled with my crippling social awkwardness and the fact that people all over were staring at me like some kind of freak caused me to run home, totally defeated, clutching my tummy.
That night I considered suicide. My parents aren't home until next week and I felt an aching loneliness. I never went through with it, but have been left crippled emotionally. I havn't gone to school either today or yesterday. My parents will kill me when they get home. I'm a loving failure of a human being.
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Sep 14, 2016 10:06
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- I Said No
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jesus it plays out like a typical STDH story except with the roles reversed
i saw goon meets mentioned earlier and it reminded me of a probably short-lived thing called goon eats where a bunch of goons would all go out to a restaurant together for a meal
i remember the event was organized in a kind of strange way, and someone decided to write a parody version of the OP which went hilariously over the top with poo poo like having an air horn blared at you if you order the same thing as someone else and sectioning people off to a "loser table", does anyone happen to have it archived somewhere?
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- KomodoWagon
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Sep 14, 2016 10:51
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- britishbornandbread
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The best story I've ever read on this form.
I cringe every time. The milkshake throw, the use of the word tummy, the suicide contemplation - nothing comes close.
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Sep 14, 2016 11:12
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People in GBS keep saying "nice meltdown" but tbh meltdowns these days are pretty poo poo in comparison to the gold they used to be
blueboi posted:
For gently caress's sake. I have started entering descent, funny content and i get flammed / insulted in every thread i post no matter what content or funniness i post in whatever thread and its beginning to piss me the gently caress off. Now listen here i wouldn't mind if you gently caress holes constantly flamed me as long as i was being gay or being hostile, but there is no loving reason to flame me when i am entering decent content, its just a loving bandwagon. Whats hilarious is that you faggots think you are actually getting on my nerves / upsetting my by insaulting me; I'll tell you, that in school every loving day i was called "asian biaotch" by blacks (I went to school in a black community in cali), I was teased by everyone of all races but mainly blacks, every day, for playing magic the gathering/ warhammer etc.
So If i can handle being bullied by large blacks (who im actually cool with now, i matured into a good looking guy who gets girls, and has a girlfriend who lets him gently caress whenever i want), then you think i care what some pasty whites on the internet think of me. Heres a clue if you cant get it into thine thick skull: THE ANSWER CONTAINS THE LETTERS O and N AND NOT IN THAT ORDER, REARANGE THEM TO GET THE ANSWER. Now let me ask you this. What if elf pr0n had my entire posting career? she would still be revered and popular, because she is a girl. this shows how desperate FYAD is, and its ironic that you call GBS nerds/virgins ETC when you circlejerk around girls like poseur and elf pron, who in my opinion is a vappid, stupid oval office who enters no content whatsoever. IVe spoken with lowtax over ICQ/ Email and he actually says that i am a cool guy, what do you nerds think of that, that YOUR HERO lowtax likes me? Whats sad is that now you know lowtax likes me, my popularity will probably go up just for that. You think I give a gently caress? I dont care how popular I am in this forum, I am an independantguy, I play by my own rules and i dont give a flying gently caress what society thinks of me. I have my own style of dress and poo poo, and really dont care who likes me and who doesnt. dont like me? thats thine loss not mine.
Now, if i were ever to meet one of you people who flames me in real life, let's just say thine attitude might change a little. Ive studied tae kwon do for 4 years, and studied kung fu as a young child. I am going to take up judo soon, and also casually jeet kune do. I lift weights every day, and have been in a fight before, and won. That's the thing, that behind the internet you can say whatever you like to me, but you know what? Im secure in the fact that i am popular in my circle of friends in real life, and dont need to be accepted in some human being forum to boost my self esteem, i am also confident that i could kick most of thine asses in real life, so what do i care? Another thing. You FYADDERS think that you invented "offbeat" humnor like saying random poo poo like "GONG SHOW MUMPS", but its been done before and way loving better. Have you ever seen wobbl and bob? the badger badger mushroom animation? in 30 seconds/2 minutes those 2 flash animations capured a random abstract humor way better than fyad has for years. Even if it were true that fyad was funny, you people have no loving justification in flamming GBS etc for being losers when if you look on most profiles here you will see like-10 000 PPOSTS (-30 POSTS A DAY) posting 30 for hours a fucknig day on an internet forum i mean how pathetic can you get, and you are flaming me?
Heres a little anegdote for you. When I first read this forums, i thought it was hilarious and brilliant. when I saw faggots get mocked for making poo poo posts i laughed and realised i wanted to be a part of this community. Whats more? I found my self attracted to the females who frequent this forum, which is rare since most females on internet forums are ugly. i thought to myself, if i could take any online community and put it IRL for people to hang out, i would choose FYADF. I imagined a high school of FYAD where older posters were teachers. hot girls everywhere, funny people making jokes it would have been the best loving school in the world i thought. But gradually, with each needless flame and racist poo poo i saw, i realised how gay you truely are.I thought to myself, maybe i can remedy the gayness by making funny posts, while still not being rude to newbs. not flaming unless i was flamed first. I thought maybe a revolution in posting would occur and that i would be praised. but i have now gone on to be one of the most unpoipular posters in this entire forum?
HOW CAN I PUT THIS??
F
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Jesus. Its not that im angry at you, I am above getting angry at people on the internet, I just feel sorry for you if anything. YOu are incapable of showing compassion towards a poster who tries to improve himself. You are incapable or eror acording to thine own elitist, loving human being attitudes. You are high school shitlickers who really just dont understand how life works.You know what? you should be flatterd i even bothered typing one line to you fags so let me just end it siomply in plain english so you FAGGOTS can understand what the gently caress im sayng.
YOU ARE THE BIGGEST loving GROUP OF UTTER. loving. IDIOTIC. poo poo EATING. CIRCLEJERK. FAGGOTS. EVER. TO. WALK. THE. EARTH. NOTHING YOU SAY TO ME CAN HURT ME AT ALL! YOU ARE NOT INTELLIGENT, EDGY OR COOL, YOU ARE JUST A PATHETIC loving PIECES OF poo poo WHO LIKE TO BELLITLE OTHERS OVER THE INTERNET TO FEEL BETTER ABOUT THEMSELVES. gently caress YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I. AM. DONE. TRYING. TO. ADD. CONTENT. HERE. THE ONLY POSTS I loving MAKE WILL BE TO FLAME YOU FAGGOTS AND TO TELL YOU HOW loving STUPID YOU ARE! THERE IS NO BANISHMENT ANY MORE BECAUSE YOU SHITHEELS HARASSED LOWTAX, THERE IS NOTHING YOU CAN DO, I AM NOT GOING ANYWHERE.
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Sep 14, 2016 11:17
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- britishbornandbread
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I thought it peaked with large blacks, but it just got better and better!
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Sep 14, 2016 11:25
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- Ghostlight
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maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me
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People in GBS keep saying "nice meltdown" but tbh meltdowns these days are pretty poo poo in comparison to the gold they used to be
Sometimes it gets results
https://brorlandi.github.io/StarWarsIntroCreator/#!/KGfPoSS6qvf_19n6b-S
Want a meltdown? Keep reading from your mothers basements while you beat your tiny dick secretly thinking of Sandi you hypocritical pieces of human garbage.
So how much did you have in SC? I wonder as you're clearly a follower willing to jump on the dog pile here. And if you don't, well at least you can say you made at least one smart choice in life.
Say what you want. But at least I was never so loving stupid as to give CR money like some of the big brains here.
Or even better the loving disgusting assholes straddling the fence believing they'll win whether its released or not.
Here's a news break dumb fucks - You're part of the problem!
But you put yourself in the great position where you can't lose.
Here's the thing though, after I've been accused of shilling my blog, my radio show, etc etc I'm done.
I only ever posted one blog.
I don't have a radio show (that was BlueStrealkBTS you confused idiots).
And my name? Hey, you can find out who I am dumb rear end. That's the point. I don't hide behind anonymity being a loving puppet for DS. I wanted you and everyone to know who I was. Much like DS (whom in respect for this) I'm content to tell you to gently caress off with my real name. The B stands for Branson, my real name. Don't like it? Fine. I find people hiding being handles to be pussies most of the time. Do you have the balls to say the poo poo you spew online under your real name? If not, then get off my loving dick. Not all of us are loving scared bitch.
But hey, lie about all I've done. Forget the take down my wife wrote of CRs letter or the other poo poo we've done. Forget all the poo poo you've quoted of ours without realizing. Forget all the poo poo we've provided to DS.
All that poo poo about Kevin Dent, Wolf Knights relationship, helping Liz keep her loving job. THAT WAS US IDIOTS! But hey, we don't shill that, so gently caress us right.
But i get it, its easy to lie about what I've done. It helps you get your Lols. But anyone reading this think about this one thing, if these cocksuckers can lie about a no one like me then what else can they lie about?
It doesn't matter though. You hate my "shilling" yet suck the dick of the man LITERALLY SHILLING HIS loving BLOG! Hypocritical pussies, every loving one of you.
You wonder why your stupid poo poo isn't in the gaming media? Simple because most of you come off as the same vile stupid poo poo you claim to hate. No one gives a gently caress about the 500th Ben is fat joke. You dumb loving idiots. No one gives a gently caress about Ben Ghazi. Period. Its not a smoking gun. And the fact that of all places SA is crying about it only makes it that much more pathetic.
This isn't about a game for me, and never was. This was about the effect this has on all of gaming. But you've lost site of that. Your content as long as you get a game or Lols and that's loving pathetic. And people see right through your stupid poo poo.
Want to prove it? Check if SC is still going? Yeah, it is. You haven't won. So quit patting yourselves on the loving back.
Oh, and keep pretending this hasn't become an echo chamber. Hate to break it to you, but you're the only ones that think it's not. Some of you were even to stupid to realize Lowtax was trolling you as he was NEVER going to put money into the SC poo poo show. But nope heads so far up your goddamn asses sniffing your own farts you couldn't even see it.
Can't make it more clear how much of loving morons I find most of you. If I could blow out the part of my brain that even thinks about you dumb shits I would as that would be more preferable then ever having read your inane stupid bullshit to begin with.
And if you want to know why people think you worship Derek just look at how he is now the mod and you have users like TijuanaPedophile telling people to gently caress off for daring to air there dissent. Or the fact that so many of you seem to live and breath off of what he says, parroting whatever he says. Yeah, real hard one to figure out you group of goddamn low grade trolls.
You get a rise out of me. Yeah, sure. I even enjoy this poo poo to a degree. If i didn't I wouldn't bother with this. I find it enjoyable to a degree. Especially as it mostly just reinforces the low loving view I have of most of you. But you don't care right? You just keep responding to because your over it, or above it, or whatever stupid bullshit you pile on.
The majority of you are loving pathetic and under some goddamn delusion that when this is all said and done you'll be remembered or some poo poo. Well newsflash gently caress faces, this will be moved to the gas chamber like many a thread before it and no one will remember you. Derek? Yeah, sure. The rest of you?
Hahahaha.
No.
You're about as important as I am, NOT AT loving ALL! And no one will remember you or your pathetic excuses at trolling. You wont go down as winning some war. You'll just be another loving burp on the internet that no one gives two shits about. Keep thinking otherwise. It'll be funny when reality crashes down on your pathetic SC obsessed lives.
If you don't like me, good. I don't like you. Now were on the same page. Don't like my writing? Well gently caress you. I don't like your excuse for grammar either.
At least Im not some scared internet pussy thinking I'm vastly more important then I am. I'd rather be that then ever be like the majority of you pathetic fence straddling hypocrites.
And to those wondering why I care so much well that's simple because SC COULD loving RUIN GAMING. If it fails there goes crowd funding. Period. This has been discussed many times before.
It also shows the publishers and big companies that its very easy, easier then anyone thought, to get a bunch of dumb loving rubes to hand over a bunch of money for nothing more then the hope of a dream and nothing loving more. And if you don't think big companies haven't noticed and won't try to replicate this poo poo then your stupider then I ever loving thought. And that's goddamn impressive.
I care, a lot, about consumer rights and advocacy. This is, and has always been, a consumer rights issue for me. Yeah, its a loving game. But with 113m on the line its much bigger then that and though I think a lot of you are dumber then dried poo poo I at least think you know this is a bigger issue then just another game. If you didn't realize that then you wouldn't hang on what DS says, as you clearly do.
I've also from the start been very concerned about the amount of dumb fucks willing to give them money. I never would have guessed it'd get this far, but here we are. With some of you loving retards willfully being part of the goddamn problem all while bitching about it without a hint of irony.
Which in turn makes me weep for the loving state of things, as how can we ever have anything nice with dumb shits crying about bullshit they are actively supporting.
And yes, if you work there, take money from CIG, put money into the game, talk positively about it singing it's praises, or any of that type of poo poo, all while posting here, THEN YOURE PART OF THE loving PROBLEM AND I WILL NOT, AND CANNOT, RESPECT THAT. GET OFF THE loving FENCE AND PICK A GODDAMN SIDE. if you can't, THEM SHUT THE gently caress UP YOUR MAKING IT WORSE YOU IGNORANT gently caress!
I'll end with this, I know I'm better then you. Period. I NEVER put a dime into this goddamn poo poo show of a game. MOST OF YOU DID YOU DUMB loving IDIOTS THAT COULDN'T BE BOTHERED TO GOOGLE FOR 5 loving MINUTES AS THAT'S ALL IT TOOK TO FIND OUT CR WAS A HACK! 5 loving MINUTES! BUT NOPE, JUST THROW MONEY AT IT THAT'S A GOOD IDEA. gently caress YOU AS YOU'RE THE loving PROBLEM!
There's you're loving meltdown. Enjoy and just to put a bow on it - SUCK MY loving oval office YOU PATHETIC GROUP OF loving SHEEP!
Probate this you unfunny assclowns.
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Sep 14, 2016 11:38
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- I Said No
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well since we're doing meltdowns i guess
NippleBandit posted:
Dear Nintendo:
YOUR COCKSUCKING PRODUCT HAS REDUCED ME TO A GIBBERING MAN-APE WHOSE ONLY RESORT TO DEALING WITH THE ALMIGHTY loving GRIEF IT'S BESTOWED UPON ME IS TO SCREAM AND HURT MYSELF.
Seriously, I am jumping up and down and throwing my poo poo in handfuls at the loving television in some impotent primal effort to get the thing to work. I have been sitting here trying to enjoy your product - YOUR PRODUCT, YOUR GAME, YOUR CONTRACT BETWEEN DEVELOPER AND CONSUMER THAT THE CONSUMER WILL ENJOY YOUR PRODUCT - but instead the drat thing's been crawling out of the console and taking warm shits in my gaping mouth. Swear to god, you should have just added a little door to the console through which a hand pops out and flips me off, because I am insulted that your QA or testers or whatever brainless shitstove three genes short of a monkey FAGNUT signs your games through thought that a person with more than a single loving digit IQ could enjoy Story Mode Chapter 7. INSULTED.
WORK WITH ME HERE: The goal's simple enough! Come in first! Hey, that's fine, it's just like playing the grand loving prix; not a problem! Only deal is your cross-eyed team of tongue-slapping wunderkind decided to give the game every single loving advantage possible TO THE GAME rather than me.
How in the gently caress does Black Shadow - whose car is the heaviest and lamest piece of poo poo next to the Crazy Bear - suddenly become SO loving GOOD that he can stay in first without using a drop of boost? Huh!? Why!? You never see this shithead anywhere near the top loving 20 in a normal race. BUT HO HO HO THIS TIME HE'S MEGA-COCK, THE FASTEST human being IN THE WORLD. 1.21 GIGAWATTS MARTY, LET'S GO BACK TO THE loving FUTURE.
But it's not just Black Shadow with the magical powers, it's the entire loving lineup of racers! THEY'RE ALL FASTER THAN YOU. AND DON'T REQUIRE ANY BOOST.
But but but I of course, am still driving some piece of poo poo hamster-powered jalopy who guzzles it's entire energy bar in no less than four loving boosts! Add to this the entire course just got shitted on by some retarded space tiki volacano god and you've got a course full of hazards that'll drain at least 1/4 of your energy bar JUST BECAUSE IT CAN. WHOOPIE.
HURRR, you say. THAT'S JUST THE CHALLENGE. IT'S NOT SUPPOSED TO BE EASY. Well gently caress that noise, you lopsided frankenfaced fuckfurter.
Tell me, please, why does the GAME have to win? Huh? What happens when the game wins and I lose? Is there some huge loving kegger waiting for it when it gets done? Is there money involved? Or perhaps the motives are more sinister. Maybe the game's family is being held hostage by another game and that game has it's cock in F-Zero's wife's mouth and he's holding a cell phone up to her and F-Zero can hear her pained moans and cries for help and the rear end in a top hat game then says, "You beat that cock-sucking human, or I'll blow her brains out." I COULD UNDERSTAND THAT. I CAN BE SYMPATHETIC.
It's not any fun if I can't win, you faggots. I want to move on. I want to unlock whatever piece of poo poo clown car you have hidden away from me so I can start racing and get pissed off with that too. When your game prevents me from fully enjoying the product I have bought you have failed in your loving mission to deliver a game. You lose! You break the contract! You contract the gay and loving DIE DIE DIE.
DeceasedCrab posted:
Get your thread hijack the gently caress out of here. Now.
You want the truth? You can't handle it. You're getting it anyway:
Your level is not getting LPed because it is a shitstorm. It uses Internet Speak and MSPaint. The level is pleasant enough until you decide to go for the secret area. The ghostly runaround is near impossible to find, trigger, and then complete. You need more save points. It's actually a decent challenge for the most part...
And then you threw in Laser Temple. To which all I can say is, gently caress you, die in a fire. There is nothing you can say or do that will ever excuse Laser Temple.
Would it be fun to see a Knytt Stories level creator play his own level? Perhaps. I honestly think they would be too good at it for it to matter. In your case the question is irrelevant, you are not a Knytt Stories level creator, you are a jackass with an editor and a fundamental lack of enjoyable gameplay design concepts.
I'm not going to comment on your LP of your levels. With a few rare exceptions, I don't criticize other people's LP styles; to each their own. But I do know that your LP of your own poo poo-tastic level needs to not be in this thread. It is not solicited, rather, I directly told you not to do this. I said user submitted videos were not okay. I told you and others, repeatedly, that your LPs of levels were not to be submitted. I directly spoke with ProtonJon and a few others about making videos for this, and if you aren't those people, you need to not link your videos here.
I am not letting you LP levels in this thread because the purpose of this thread isn't for you to showcase your shitstorm, or suck at doing it. I am not letting everyone LP levels all willy-nilly because there are just some levels that should not be played; yours is among them.
Remove the video links.
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Sep 14, 2016 11:48
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- Jose
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Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
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No. Someone please do I never liked the fucker and it would bring me some kind of joy.
I tried really hard to find the thread but its not even in his post history for some reason. As soon as GBS rules were relaxed so you could say his comic was poo poo everyone did and he had a meltdown and arfjason made a bunch of gifs i think too
Edit; I did find the E/N comic thread in the process though https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3499406
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I tried really hard to find the thread but its not even in his post history for some reason. As soon as GBS rules were relaxed so you could say his comic was poo poo everyone did and he had a meltdown and arfjason made a bunch of gifs i think too
does anyone actually have this meltdown anywhere
im fairly certain he just kind of quietly poo poo himself and skipped town without making a big scene about it
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Sep 14, 2016 12:05
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- proof of concept
- Mar 6, 2005
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by FactsAreUseless
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no he definitely tried to fire back at his detractors, and said he had a big dick, then dodged the requests that he post it but in a way where he kinda kept saying he was hung and it went on for a few dozen pages before he gave in and abandoned the thread
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Sep 14, 2016 12:07
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- Jose
- Jul 24, 2007
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Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
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arfjasons gif involved someone spinning on a giant dick i think
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Sep 14, 2016 12:10
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- Big Centipede
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it tingles
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People in GBS keep saying "nice meltdown" but tbh meltdowns these days are pretty poo poo in comparison to the gold they used to be
Somebody in the sexual awakenings thread said "nice meltdown" to me because I said that I disapproved of undrage nudity
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Sep 14, 2016 13:08
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- Falun Bong Refugee
- Dec 14, 2015
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by FactsAreUseless
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Somebody in the sexual awakenings thread said "nice meltdown" to me because I said that I disapproved of undrage nudity
Why didn't you mock them relentlessly?
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Sep 14, 2016 13:09
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- Big Centipede
- Mar 20, 2009
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it tingles
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4 or 5 more of these an I'm gonna really fly off the handle
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Sep 14, 2016 13:17
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- Sponge Baathist
- Jan 30, 2010
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by FactsAreUseless
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4 or 5 more of these an I'm gonna really fly off the handle
Nice meltdown
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Sep 14, 2016 13:19
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- fits my needs
- Jan 1, 2011
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so who are D&D's deplorables?
i know zeitgiest was like a communist and civil rights afficianado who then turned out to be aatrek-like and liked to do master-race play with his wife or whatever.
i asked about sedanchair being white cuz i missed it at the time it happened i guess, but asking in D&D got me probated lol.
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Sep 14, 2016 13:20
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- Falun Bong Refugee
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by FactsAreUseless
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so who are D&D's deplorables?
i know zeitgiest was like a communist and civil rights afficianado who then turned out to be aatrek-like and liked to do master-race play with his wife or whatever.
i asked about sedanchair being white cuz i missed it at the time it happened i guess, but asking in D&D got me probated lol.
Look at this guy. Don't ever be this guy.
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Sep 14, 2016 13:21
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- Free Market Mambo
- Jul 26, 2010
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by Lowtax
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My kokoro wish right now is to hear about the Defenestration of Hellbastard. He was a real double flusher, and emblematic of all that was wrong with old GBS.
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Sep 14, 2016 13:36
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- Ryoga
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Eternally Lost
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Someone please post this GIF
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Sep 14, 2016 13:47
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- Mr. 47
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Well, I guess I'll just go fuck myself, then.
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I appreciate him clarifying that he did not, in fact, commit suicide before making this post on the internet.
loving cringe, though.
Mr. 47 has a new favorite as of 14:27 on Sep 14, 2016
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Sep 14, 2016 14:24
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- Mr. 47
- Jul 8, 2008
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Well, I guess I'll just go fuck myself, then.
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People in GBS keep saying "nice meltdown" but tbh meltdowns these days are pretty poo poo in comparison to the gold they used to be
I have to assume that its being used 'ironically' most of the time. Because conversations seem to go something like:
Poster 1: I like this movie.
Poster 2: I really didn't. The plot seemed to drag and the effects were lame.
Poster 1: Nice meltdown.
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Sep 14, 2016 14:26
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Anyone have the comic someone made of the Francis story? I remember it being pretty amazing.
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Sep 14, 2016 14:34
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- fits my needs
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Look at this guy. Don't ever be this guy.
Lmao aren't you the guy who complains about racism in the China GBS thread all the time
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Sep 14, 2016 15:21
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Talked about yeah but a link would be much appreciated. seeing old GBS fellate this bollocks was so goddamn baffling.
Here, I'll quote the first post that kicked off the entry of the HellBastard thread into New GBS.
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Sep 14, 2016 15:42
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- Jose
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Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
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its funny seeing the avs/usernames of the people who defended the comic
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Sep 14, 2016 15:48
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