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RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012




http://i.imgur.com/ttLS9vH.mp4

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Alaois
Feb 7, 2012


He's got big balls.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Eenie meenie miinie moe catch a tiger, :asoiaf:

Franchescanado
Feb 23, 2013

If it wasn't for disappointment
I wouldn't have any appointment

Grimey Drawer

It's great to see that the tiger appreciates the humor of the situation.

Len
Jan 21, 2008

Pouches, bandages, shoulderpad, cyber-eye...

Bitchin'!


Robot Lincoln posted:

Birds are dicks (present company excluded)



Agreed. My dad had one that looked like the one in the gif and if would fly after my attempting to attack me. I never did anything to the fucker but it would attack every chance it got.

Roro
Oct 9, 2012

HOO'S HEAD GOES ALL THE WAY AROUND?

"Ahh! Ahh! Ahh... You got me!"

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012




I love the lazy swipe it takes at the guy after falling over.

RyokoTK
Feb 12, 2012

I am cool.
Seeing a tiger slink around like that evokes some deep primal fear in me, that guy has pretty big stones even if that tiger is """"domesticated""""

captainOrbital
Jan 23, 2003

Wrathchild!
💢🧒
Wait, why the gently caress is Lewis Hamilton attacking goddamn tigers?

I guess it's no weirder than anyone else doing it...

Stretch Marx
Apr 29, 2008

I'm ok with this.

captainOrbital posted:

Wait, why the gently caress is Lewis Hamilton attacking goddamn tigers?

I guess it's no weirder than anyone else doing it...

I think attack is a bit of strong word there.

Elias_Maluco
Aug 23, 2007
I need to sleep

captainOrbital posted:

Wait, why the gently caress is Lewis Hamilton attacking goddamn tigers?

I guess it's no weirder than anyone else doing it...

Driving cars at 300 km/h is not dangerous enough

Len
Jan 21, 2008

Pouches, bandages, shoulderpad, cyber-eye...

Bitchin'!



Dawww it's just like a house cat that could murder me if it got tired of my bullshit

thepopmonster
Feb 18, 2014


An ad that made me click:



Yup, it's real and orderable.



Comments on the listing are about what you'd expect - there doesn't appear to be an anchor so you'll have to scroll past the "frequently buy together" bar and click on the reviews button.

http://www.banggood.com/Letters-Cotton-Linen-Throw-Pillow-Case-Square-Waist-Sofa-Bed-Cushion-Cover-Home-Decor-p-1034367.html

Flyball
Apr 17, 2003

RyokoTK posted:

Seeing a tiger slink around like that evokes some deep primal fear in me, that guy has pretty big stones even if that tiger is """"domesticated""""

It might be somewhat sedated, but all F1 drivers have pretty big stones.

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



Stretch Marx posted:

I think attack is a bit of strong word there.

He's brutally slaughtering these tigers.

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

i can't believe lewis hamilton loving gutted a tiger with his bare hands

Shawn
Feb 6, 2003

I yiffed two people at once and all I got was laughed at.
Month late edit: What the gently caress! When did I make this post!?!

Shawn has a new favorite as of 19:05 on Oct 8, 2016

Trig Discipline
Jun 3, 2008

Please leave the room if you think this might offend you.
Grimey Drawer

thepopmonster posted:

An ad that made me click:



Yup, it's real and orderable.



Comments on the listing are about what you'd expect - there doesn't appear to be an anchor so you'll have to scroll past the "frequently buy together" bar and click on the reviews button.

http://www.banggood.com/Letters-Cotton-Linen-Throw-Pillow-Case-Square-Waist-Sofa-Bed-Cushion-Cover-Home-Decor-p-1034367.html

Wooo nephew xmas presents

The Glumslinger
Sep 24, 2008

Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?


Hair Elf

Acne Rain posted:

Come on now, he needs a sincere answer if he's going to search for more pictures of her.

Her name is actually goatse.

This reminds me of the candy I've been meaning to post for a while

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
The tiger is on drugs and deaf and poo poo and has been domesticated since it was born

Could still kill you but that's about as chill of a tiger as youre gonna get

Dungeon Ecology
Feb 9, 2011


i didnt know aatrek went to medical school

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)

The Glumslinger posted:

This reminds me of the candy I've been meaning to post for a while



Come back when it's caramel/strawberry flavored.

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

"Hi Everybody!"

I wasn't aware Catholic priests could become qualified dentists.

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

Well chewing gum is the teeth of christ.

WaffleStomper
Nov 21, 2010

Cigstomper58
Aug 17, 2016

by FactsAreUseless

RyokoTK posted:

Seeing a tiger slink around like that evokes some deep primal fear in me, that guy has pretty big stones even if that tiger is """"domesticated""""

The tiger isn't big enough (or strong enough) yet to realistically consider people food yet so that stuff is a lot safer.

Doctor Malaver
May 23, 2007

Ce qui s'est passé t'a rendu plus fort

During special olympics you truly learn what human body is capable of.

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
Buncha dainty fuckers scared to get rugburn on their polyesters.

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

spookygonk
Apr 3, 2005
Does not give a damn


I now have that cat on a t-shirt:

Railing Kill
Nov 14, 2008

You are the first crack in the sheer face of god. From you it will spread.

RyokoTK posted:

Seeing a tiger slink around like that evokes some deep primal fear in me, that guy has pretty big stones even if that tiger is """"domesticated""""

I hear a piece on NPR a little while back that said that cats, despite thousands of years of domestication, are not actually all that domesticated. If dogs, horses, etc are miles down the path of domestication, house cats are more like a couple hundred feet down the same path. They don't give enough fucks to be domesticated.

And that's actually domesticated cats. Not an Actual Goddamn Tiger. :psyduck:

Meskhenet
Apr 26, 2010

Railing Kill posted:

I hear a piece on NPR a little while back that said that cats, despite thousands of years of domestication, are not actually all that domesticated. If dogs, horses, etc are miles down the path of domestication, house cats are more like a couple hundred feet down the same path. They don't give enough fucks to be domesticated.

And that's actually domesticated cats. Not an Actual Goddamn Tiger. :psyduck:

Isn't the argument that cats self domesticated. That humans didnt go out of their way like we did with dogs and horses to domesticate them, they just sort of buddied up with us because we were disgusting slobs that rats and other pests they ate liked to hang around us?

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
If you keep feeding them any cat will become domestic no matter how big. I started with feral kittens, got cats now, and at this rate they should become domestic tigers and then lions if i keep feeding them.



Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

amityville anus posted:

If you keep feeding them any cat will become domestic no matter how big.

Alternatively, just put out some cardboard boxes.





Anagram of GINGER
Oct 3, 2014

by Smythe

Yes. Now keep the boxes coming and I won't loving maul you

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

For context, that is a jaguar, a cat with a bite so strong it can hunt tortoises.

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

The MSJ posted:

For context, that is a jaguar, a cat with a bite so strong it can hunt tortoises.

They're awesome at biting but they're just terrible at juggling. Worst jongleurs I've ever seen.

https://i.imgur.com/96O7fXY.gifv

Anagram of GINGER
Oct 3, 2014

by Smythe
I heard that if you hang a large sack of catnip from your neck it makes you immune to big cats (and also small cats too).

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Just Offscreen
Jun 29, 2006

We must hope that our current selves will one day step aside to make room for better versions of us.

Elsa posted:

I heard that if you hang a large sack of catnip from your neck it makes you immune to big cats (and also small cats too).

Whoever told you that wants you to die. You give a bag of catnip to a small cat they will nibble and play with it and basically try to shove it in thier mouth and tear it into strips. A large cat will do the exact same.

I wouldn't tie a bag of anything a cat would be intensly interested in to myself- big or small.

https://youtu.be/tklx3j7kgJY

Just Offscreen has a new favorite as of 14:24 on Sep 14, 2016

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