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sweeperbravo
May 18, 2012

AUNT GWEN'S COLD SHAPE (!)

i hear this picture

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Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋




Motherfucker, where is there still a reliable source of Diablo Sauce

FetusSlapper
Jan 6, 2005

by exmarx

RNG posted:



Nutriloaf has gone too far. Prisoners will riot.

If that were my floor, its gone. If that were my mother's floor, or you know, people who sweep and mop, I'd say slide a cookie sheet under it and salvage whats left. But then again, once you've salvaged it, you're gonna have to sweep and mop...

Dodecalypse
Jun 21, 2012


SKA SUCKS

Data Graham posted:

Motherfucker, where is there still a reliable source of Diablo Sauce

they brought it back in May dude and my local ones still got it

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



Holy poo poo https://www.amazon.com/Taco-Bell-Diablo-Sauce-7-5/dp/B01EY6Y3TO

empty sea
Jul 17, 2011

gonna saddle my seahorse and float out to the sunset

Mashed potatoes with corn is delicious, but vastly inferior to mashed potatoes with peas. Everyone loving knows this.

HelloIAmYourHeart
Dec 29, 2008
Fallen Rib
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OqUCrBbphRQ

Somebody on my facebook posted this with the caption "ATTN WHITE PEOPLE: this is NOT how you make a sweet potato pie." It's sweet potato pie with "dark sugar" and no other seasonings, with a layer of Parmesan cheese in the middle. Maybe it would be good, if it were a savory seasoned version with the cheese, but with sugar it just seems like it would be bland and weird in the worst way.

Samizdata
May 14, 2007

Titus Sardonicus posted:

I'll throw in another testimony against those Bar-S dogs. Never had a hotdog before that that had not only gristle, but grit. Add to them generic vegetable oil "cheese" slices that solidify in the microwave, and you have dinner in heaven. If heaven for you is under a bridge.

I sometimes get a hankering and eat them cold, straight out of the package. Not, however off the floor, I am afraid.

Yolo Swaggins Esq
Jan 29, 2015

oOoOoh 👀 a dapper little mouse🎩 🐀🕺🏻🕺🏻 a dAppER MoUSe🧐🐀 🚶🏿‍♂️🚶🏿‍♂️it’s a 🎩DAPPER mouse 👀✔️🐀🥾🏃🏽‍♂️🕺🏻🕺🏻🕺🏻🏃🏽‍♂️🐀💥

empty sea posted:

Mashed potatoes with corn is delicious, but vastly inferior to mashed potatoes with peas. Everyone loving knows this.

Mashed potatoes with both peas and corn is the best though, why limit yourself to one?
In my opinion it's actually better with Deb than real potatoes, but I am extremely loving white trash

Xen Tricks
Nov 4, 2010

Samizdata posted:

I sometimes get a hankering and eat them cold, straight out of the package. Not, however off the floor, I am afraid.

Is this the second time you've posted this in the topic, or are there at least two separate goons that enjoy eating cold wet poverty dogs?

FetusSlapper
Jan 6, 2005

by exmarx

Xen Tricks posted:

Is this the second time you've posted this in the topic, or are there at least two separate goons that enjoy eating cold wet poverty dogs?

I don't have a microwave :(... But I still wouldn't eat poverty dogs cold out of the package, I usually broil them until they split lengthwise and then eat them with julianned jalapenos and onions. And coarse grained mustard. And sriracha. And BBQ sauce if I have it. I have a lot of condiments, maybe I'm not as poor as I thought.

bunnyofdoom
Mar 29, 2008

I've been here the whole time, and you're not my real Dad! :emo:

Samizdata posted:

I sometimes get a hankering and eat them cold, straight out of the package. Not, however off the floor, I am afraid.

I do that too sometimes with no-name brnd ones...especially when tired and depressed

Menstural Cyclone
Sep 10, 2009
Few pages back, but yea, sorry for lack of context and if this has been expanded on already, but Kinoshita Yuka actually started as an OoGui Eater, I noticed she started adding "mukbang" to her video titles fairly recently, and while the two are similar-ish mukbang is a Korean term that's literally translated "broadcast eating" that both refers to people eating on television (or for others to watch) as well as people who make a living doing internet streaming of eating (so think of Twitch streaming, but with eating). And while the latter DOES many times involve eating large amounts of food, it's kind of different from OoGui which is focused on competitive and challenge based eating (like finish largest burger or whatever). In Korea, on the other hand, there's a distinction between mukbang and competitive eating (people who do the latter are mostly referred to as "food fighters"). You can be both, but the former is more about people and the act of eating for others to watch. But yea I think Yuka's now firmly in the camp of both, but I actually don't know how much competitive and challenge-based eating she does anymore or if she's just sticking with the Youtube thing.

Anyhow, to add content, the following are anti food porn just for being grotesque amounts of food consumed, but probably the current reigning king and (quickly rising) queen of mukbang in Korea are probably going to be Banzz and IbJjalbeun Haetnim:

Banzz: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GQS3dYFxVH8
Haetnim: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Woz_DHDOheg

If they seem like they're talking to themselves, it's because they're doing a broadcast on Afreeca TV which is a Korean streaming site so they're responding to the chatroom (it's actually a big part of what makes or breaks a mukbang, if the "host" is a good, not just that they eat a lot).

Nuevo
May 23, 2006

:eyepop::shittypop::eyepop::shittypop::eyepop::shittypop::eyepop::shittypop::eyepop::shittypop::eyepop::shittypop::eyepop::shittypop::eyepop::shittypop:
Fun Shoe

uhmuhnah posted:

mukbang 101

Every now and then I just stop and stare at the insanity that is the modern internet. This is one of those times.

Panfilo
Aug 27, 2011

EXISTENCE IS PAIN😬
Koreans broadcasting themselves eating massive amounts of food to Africans. Classy.

MissFortune
Feb 15, 2009

The kind of fortune that never misses.

I have thought better lighting and less water would save some of this thread from food hell.

But, there aren't many things in this whole drat thread that made me go "What the gently caress."

There's no way this isn't a pair of testicles.

FetusSlapper
Jan 6, 2005

by exmarx

MissFortune posted:

I have thought better lighting and less water would save some of this thread from food hell.

But, there aren't many things in this whole drat thread that made me go "What the gently caress."

There's no way this isn't a pair of testicles.

Even worse, they're not even cooked properly. (deep fried and served without olive eyes and what I'm assuming is sea urchin ovaries for lips..) Or at least sliced nice and thin with a super sharp knife so you can appreciate the creaminess of the slices.

dijon du jour
Mar 27, 2013

I'm shy

Look, I didn't give money to the first Armikrog kickstarter, I'm not giving money to its sequel.

DPM
Feb 23, 2015

TAKE ME HOME
I'LL CHECK YA BUM FOR GRUBS

If that plate were a sentence, then the cheese is a question mark at the end of it.

SpaceGoatFarts
Jan 5, 2010

sic transit gloria mundi


Nap Ghost

Dienes posted:

I'm confused by the insistence of using prime wagyu/kobe beef for a burger patty. You aren't going to notice the texture once its ground up, and you can adjust the fat content up or down for juiciness pretty much at a whim without needing kobe for it. Such a waste.

Pretty sure most claims of Kobe/Wagyu meat in menus, especially in burgers, are lies. Most foodies are suckers for buzzwords

My Lovely Horse
Aug 21, 2010

Dienes posted:

I'm confused by the insistence of using prime wagyu/kobe beef for a burger patty. You aren't going to notice the texture once its ground up, and you can adjust the fat content up or down for juiciness pretty much at a whim without needing kobe for it. Such a waste.
Conspicuous consumption. Combined with a child's palate.

mah na mah na

Xen Tricks
Nov 4, 2010

FetusSlapper posted:

Even worse, they're not even cooked properly. (deep fried and served without olive eyes and what I'm assuming is sea urchin ovaries for lips..) Or at least sliced nice and thin with a super sharp knife so you can appreciate the creaminess of the slices.

Man, those aren't even cooked at all. Someone slit open some balls and the ballmeat??? pushed out and formed the horrifying testilips. Why someone would do that, though, I do not know.

Also ilu <3 op/mods for the title change

Dixville
Nov 4, 2008

I don't think!
Ham Wrangler
Definitely raw testicles. The eyes might be blood clots? Somebody's mother forgot to teach them not to play with their balls food.

PubicMice
Feb 14, 2012

looking for information on posts

MissFortune posted:

I have thought better lighting and less water would save some of this thread from food hell.

But, there aren't many things in this whole drat thread that made me go "What the gently caress."

There's no way this isn't a pair of testicles.

FetusSlapper posted:

Even worse, they're not even cooked properly. (deep fried and served without olive eyes and what I'm assuming is sea urchin ovaries for lips..) Or at least sliced nice and thin with a super sharp knife so you can appreciate the creaminess of the slices.

Dixville posted:

Definitely raw testicles. The eyes might be blood clots? Somebody's mother forgot to teach them not to play with their balls food.

Sheep's testicles, specifically. The eyes are, apparently, olives. Also, the lips are intestines, according to the uploader.

efc:





Don't use cola-flavored popsicles instead of ice cubes.







Poptarts.

PubicMice has a new favorite as of 10:14 on Sep 14, 2016

SpaceGoatFarts
Jan 5, 2010

sic transit gloria mundi


Nap Ghost

PubicMice posted:

Sheep's testicles, specifically. The eyes are, apparently, olives. Also, the lips are intestines, according to the uploader.

And what are they displayed on? Looks like stomach

SpaceGoatFarts
Jan 5, 2010

sic transit gloria mundi


Nap Ghost
Meat Muppets

Somfin
Oct 25, 2010

In my🦚 experience🛠️ the big things🌑 don't teach you anything🤷‍♀️.

Nap Ghost

Please

For the love of God and Jesus and all that is untainted by sin

Can we please have rules about this

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.


Looks good.

Somfin posted:

Please

For the love of God and Jesus and all that is untainted by sin

Can we please have rules about this
No pizzaburger hot dog rules. :colbert:

Samizdata
May 14, 2007

Xen Tricks posted:

Is this the second time you've posted this in the topic, or are there at least two separate goons that enjoy eating cold wet poverty dogs?

I don't know, but we all have our weird food quirks. Don't say you don't.

Fastball LIVE in concert
Jul 10, 2010
it's my birthday and at karaoke bingo I won a bottle of "Hemp Honey Shine"

It's a disgusting green colour, and it kind of hurts to shoot, but it's not COMPLETELY terrible. It still qualifies as awful food porn, and if it wasn't 5 am and I was trying to crash I'd upload a picture. I'll try to remember to in the morning.

Wanamingo
Feb 22, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
A bit late for the Bar-S chat, but I give those things to my dog as treats. She seems to like them a lot more than milk bones.

old bean factory
Nov 18, 2006

Will ya close the fucking doors?!

Somfin posted:

Please

For the love of God and Jesus and all that is untainted by sin

Can we please have rules about this

I like them :(

Dr. Oetker makes decent frozen pizzas. And pizzaburgers.

DJ Fuckboy Supreme
Feb 10, 2011

And when you stare long into the abyss, you become aggressively, terminally chill


:canada:

Tiberius Thyben
Feb 7, 2013

Gone Phishing



A shameful waste of cheese curds.

Ceciltron
Jan 11, 2007

Text BEEP to 43527 for the dancing robot!
Pillbug

My ancestors weep. :quebec:

Xen Tricks
Nov 4, 2010
What's the orange stuff inside the rolls? It looks like sweet potato

sweeperbravo
May 18, 2012

AUNT GWEN'S COLD SHAPE (!)

Awww hey Herman! :3:

CommonShore
Jun 6, 2014

A true renaissance man



At first I was going to be all like "Holy poo poo, would - what is wrong with you?" and then I expanded the image.


Cream cheese sushi :barf:

Xen Tricks
Nov 4, 2010
?????

Philly rolls are delicious, what's weird at all about salmon and cream cheese? Do you hate lox and bagels as well?

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Roro
Oct 9, 2012

HOO'S HEAD GOES ALL THE WAY AROUND?

PubicMice posted:

Sheep's testicles, specifically. The eyes are, apparently, olives. Also, the lips are intestines, according to the uploader.

See, I've seen dog/cat testicles that have been split open during castrations, and they have that same pink spongy interior.

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