bitterandtwisted posted:

Elp is a talentless ball of pure mediocrity ?

It was a labcoat. He was a computer scientist.

There was a photo of him in his labcoat staring intently at a jar of piss but it sadly seems to have died

Elp posted:

Ah, what a life you've planned for yourself, hypothetical future daughter, what with the working fast food because you haven't graduated from high school, with babysitting expenses because the baby's father ran away. Your offspring may love you occasionally, but it'll get mad at you just as you got mad at me. Your poor planning as doomed you to a life of misery.

Please enjoy the way that it wakes you up at three in the morning, because it's hungry or wet or bored or whatever it is, and you have to wake up and solve the problem, because no one else will. Please enjoy the endless pestering due to the fact that it cannot imagine how much this annoys you. Enjoy the egocentrism of a being that literally believes that it is the center of the universe and throws fits because things occur differently from how it wanted them to.

Back in his twenties, Daddy might have given a poo poo, but he's become hard, cynical, and evil over the years, so he'll just laugh his characteristic maniacal guffaw and tell you that he told you so. This of course assuming that he's not so evil as to just push you down the stairs to begin with.

Elp posted:

I fear creating a trendwhore who can't comprehend rhetoric, logic, or common sense.

I Said No posted:

well since we're doing meltdowns i guess

Ryoga posted:

Falun Bong Refugee posted:

Why didn't you mock them relentlessly?

Elp posted:

Okay, for accuracy's sake, I wasn't on any military bases before I turned 18, and when I was, they didn't let me anywhere near the "buttuns." Also, my few military relatives are in my grandparent's generation, and long retired before I was born.

However, this is exactly the kind of poo poo kid Elp would have done. Shown a button, he must press it. Shown a computer, he must gently caress with the keyboard.

Ryoga posted:

Schwarzwald posted:

Dan Lacey, a Christian cartoonist who was mocked by SA for a while before buying an account and proving himself to be a surprisingly cool dude (and moving on to sell paintings of various politicians wearing pancakes...) also produced this classic Mallard Fillmore fancomic.

Turdsdown Tom posted:

i swear i've seen another photo or two of this person. is this chick the one that's got the photo of her getting eaten out by two goon hambeasts or am i thinking of some other disgusting trainwreck

Solice Kirsk posted:

Who was the goon that used to draw comics of himself and he was skinny with long hair. Think he wore like a nazi looking coat or something? Then a photo of him surfaced and he was a huge fat guy....but still wearing that nazi looking coat.

Free Market Mambo posted:

Maximum Sexy Pigeon.

A Fancy Bloke posted:

There's an mp3 out there of Fragmaster reading that Nintendo meltdown and it's great

a hole-y ghost posted:

Here, I'll quote the first post that kicked off the entry of the HellBastard thread into New GBS.

bitterandtwisted posted:

Elp is a talentless ball of pure mediocrity ?

symbolic posted:

is DeceasedCrab still around? he was the first SA LPer i watched on Youtube, along with ProtonJon.

Quote-Unquote posted:

People in GBS keep saying "nice meltdown" but tbh meltdowns these days are pretty poo poo in comparison to the gold they used to be

Quote-Unquote posted:

Did Fragmaster ever read the Francis post? I swear I remember hearing him screaming "I'M STRAIGHT EDGE!!!" but I might have just imagined it.

Kid Presentable posted:

Wasn't the original Half-Life: Full-Life Consequences fanfic originally written by a goon?
Also I remember dying reading the How to Win at Life Acording to Hannah thread while that was going on.

Solice Kirsk posted:

Nope, but you just reminded me if this treasure:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k-uTnqYHZ-I

Solice Kirsk posted:

Nope, but you just reminded me if this treasure:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k-uTnqYHZ-I

TenementFunster posted:

lol xjakk was such a loving weirdo. i presume he either died or cleaned up his act years ago

Meridian posted:

Wait is this not a joke?

Gene Hackman Fan posted:

His thread "MY PENIS SPRAYS BLOOD LIKE LASER BEAMS" is burned into my mind.

The well of human insanity is a very deep one.

Ignimbrite posted:

I still get a kick from Patrick Duffy gif edits

proof of concept posted:

good god I forgot just how horrifyingly stupid old gbs was whoo boy reading that thread again is a bracer

personable decorum posted:

dare you really build lovely meta images with images poems and things left unprocessed

a hole-y ghost posted:

Stop thinking about Starsiege TRIBES.

personable decorum posted:

not hard to do when u dont think much anyway eh

TenementFunster posted:

lol xjakk was such a loving weirdo. i presume he either died or cleaned up his act years ago

a hole-y ghost posted:

proof of concept posted:

Is that what hellbastard actually looks like? And spends his money on?

proof of concept posted:

Is that what hellbastard actually looks like? And spends his money on?

proof of concept posted:

Is that what hellbastard actually looks like? And spends his money on?

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thanks to a constructive dismissal I'm out of work. I found I was getting paid only 50% what people in my job do, and asked to be paid %60, then two of the newest members of my place of work flipped out at the audacity of asking to be paid a little less unfairly and basically had me squeezed out through a series of “performance reviews” that chastised me for basically following orders that magically piled up and dropped out of the sky after 11 years of faithful service. So the good news is more time to balance producing comics