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Me and my buddy have been friends for about fifteen years, and in that time there have been two or three different occasions where I made some joke about gay BJs, and his response was something along the lines of "Yeah, but it's totally not gay if YOURE the one getting the blowjob." Obviously, it's way gay. But whatever. So I shrugged off the first time he said it, but then hearing him say it the other couple times over the years has convinced me that my buddy had his dick smoked by another dude and is worried that it was gay. How do I get him to come to terms with his gayity? BTW, asking for me real friend and not myself. I'll choke cocks down all day and not give a poo poo how homo it is.
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# ? Sep 14, 2016 19:07 |
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Bloodfart McCoy posted:I'll choke cocks down all day and not give a poo poo how homo it is. that's good because you already know what you have to do
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# ? Sep 14, 2016 19:11 |
Suck his dick.
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# ? Sep 14, 2016 19:11 |
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I agree. Receiving a BJ from another dude is only about 2.2-2.7 on the gay scale.
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# ? Sep 14, 2016 19:11 |
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offer to suck his dick and then after he comes tell him he's gay
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# ? Sep 14, 2016 19:12 |
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Hatebag posted:Suck his dick.
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# ? Sep 14, 2016 19:12 |
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Bloodfart McCoy posted:BTW, asking for me real friend and not myself. I'll choke cocks down all day and not give a poo poo how homo it is.
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# ? Sep 14, 2016 19:15 |
nws http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=171878043 quote:Any other straight guys here who bang/get head from guys?
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# ? Sep 14, 2016 19:15 |
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You know your buddy's gay if his Dick tastes like poo poo
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# ? Sep 14, 2016 19:17 |
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My gay friend is always like it ain't gay to have your dick sucked by a dude, but I'm pretty sure if I went for it he'd be all like, "I lied. That was hella gay!"
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# ? Sep 14, 2016 19:17 |
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Its only permissible in prison or as a way to supremely own like an enemy soldier or something. So he is mildly gay. Super gay if he gave the dude a facial and commanded him to rub it on his tits.
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# ? Sep 14, 2016 19:17 |
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your buddy identifies as straight, and that's okay. you're being a bad friend if you're trying to force him to conform to your personal notions of what his sexuality should be. in any case, he's more right than you are, taking humanity's opinions on the subject as a whole.
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# ? Sep 14, 2016 19:19 |
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It's only gay if you look each other in the eye for more than 3 seconds.
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# ? Sep 14, 2016 19:19 |
Tell him that when I was sucking I didn't think it was gay at all and he needs to reply to my texts ASAP
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# ? Sep 14, 2016 19:21 |
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Bloodfart McCoy posted:"Yeah, but it's totally not gay if YOURE the one getting the blowjob." Obviously, it's way gay. ... So you're still asking for yourself. You suck dicks but want to know if getting yours sucked is gay? Of course not. Asking this dumbass question though is pretty hella gay.
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# ? Sep 14, 2016 19:21 |
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I mean if gets sexually aroused at the thought of men then he is by definition gay (or bisexual if chicks turn him on too) however he "identifies." This is important OP. Ask him what he thinks about during the BJs. Ask if he thinks of you. It might be the start of something special.
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# ? Sep 14, 2016 19:23 |
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How many times have you blown him op?
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# ? Sep 14, 2016 19:24 |
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I once got a bj from some Hawaiian who I presume was female. It did not progress beyond that and quite frankly I think I'm better off not knowing the truth
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# ? Sep 14, 2016 19:24 |
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Getting worked up about how other people sexually identify is pretty gay.
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# ? Sep 14, 2016 19:27 |
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Gaunab posted:How many times have you blown him op? Zero. I'm not a gay.
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# ? Sep 14, 2016 19:30 |
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Just getting a blowie, not gay. Well, I don't want to be selfish better blow him back, still not gay. Going on a date because I don't want to think I'm just hanging out for the blowjobs, still not gay. Anal sex? Well, really what's the big difference between a man and a woman rear end, not gay. Moving in with him and running a bed and breakfast, it's just an economic convenience, definitely not gay. Living a long and beautiful life together and dying as happy old men, so not gay.
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# ? Sep 14, 2016 19:31 |
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How am I the gay one here? I'm not the dude with his dick in my mouth! Om nomnom
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# ? Sep 14, 2016 19:34 |
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Nothing proves you're comfortable with your heterosexuality like blowing your load in another dude's face.
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# ? Sep 14, 2016 19:43 |
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It's only gay if the balls touch.
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# ? Sep 14, 2016 19:47 |
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Germstore posted:Just getting a blowie, not gay. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YyxqlA4rqaU
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# ? Sep 14, 2016 19:50 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oRy6j4ZErjk
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# ? Sep 14, 2016 19:51 |
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was it a twink or a bear that blew you op
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# ? Sep 14, 2016 19:51 |
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Tricky D posted:I agree. Receiving a BJ from another dude is only about 2.2-2.7 on the gay scale. Ahhh yes, but... what about a BJ with a one finger prostate massage? What kind of rating are we talking about then? Asking for a friend!!!
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# ? Sep 14, 2016 19:52 |
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Snowballing might cross a line
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# ? Sep 14, 2016 19:56 |
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Hatebag posted:Suck his dick. yes. you must do this to get a sense of how gay it actually is before judging him
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# ? Sep 14, 2016 19:57 |
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Gay is a social construct. There is no such thing A guy fingers your butthole? It's just two human beings being human, maan
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# ? Sep 14, 2016 19:58 |
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If he sucks your Dick after you take him to an art show and dinner.
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# ? Sep 14, 2016 20:07 |
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it is only gay if a man has sex with a woman with the intention of knocking her up
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# ? Sep 14, 2016 20:15 |
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I feel like there is a severe lack of spell casting magic power words in threads like this and that offends my LGBTQIA pride. (pride is a sin).
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# ? Sep 14, 2016 20:22 |
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Tricky D posted:I agree. Receiving a BJ from another dude is only about 2.2-2.7 on the gay scale. Now, combine that with the fact that most gay guys (according to a thread on here a couple months ago) aren't into buttfucking as we're all lead to believe so what qualifies as gay these days?
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# ? Sep 14, 2016 20:28 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NDvvfZ8Uffs&t=93s
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# ? Sep 14, 2016 20:29 |
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Dirk Squarejaw posted:Now, combine that with the fact that most gay guys (according to a thread on here a couple months ago) aren't into buttfucking yes we are
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# ? Sep 14, 2016 20:30 |
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man I was mean but I'm changing my scene and I'm doing the best that I can
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# ? Sep 14, 2016 20:34 |
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As long as you dont touch cum its not gay
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there must be room for being blown without demand for reassessment of self truth aint bliss
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