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Ein cooler Typ
Nov 26, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
I'm fat but it's not my fault

The solution to obesity is to fix society so everyone isn't miserable but the capitalist fatcats don't want that

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Norns
Nov 21, 2011

Senior Shitposting Strategist

Ein cooler Typ posted:

I'm fat but it's not my fault

The solution to obesity is to fix society so everyone isn't miserable but the capitalist fatcats don't want that

Or like don't eat so much and take your rear end on a walk.

Guess what is good for deprssion? EXERSIZE!

Koaxke
Jan 18, 2009

The Skeleton King posted:

I have never heard of a fat person who is not a gross, selfish pile of trash. Every fat person I have heard of acts like everyone has to accept their hideous, offensive appearance and disgusting habits. They usually are dim witted, bigoted, and do not care about how their choices affect their family and friends. They are weak minded and lazy and will go out of their way to avoid making the changes necessary to fix their problems.

Fat people are leeches. They always expect other people to deal with their problems for them because they are too worthless to do anything for themselves. They are terrible people who do not deserve help or acceptance because they would never lift a finger to help others.

That is why I hate fat people and do not care if they suffer.

Fatties could go gently caress themselves, except they are too fat to do that as well.

What kind of lovely people do you hang out with where this is your experience with all fat people?

Enemy Ace
Mar 14, 2006
"We stain the sky. We fight a war in heaven."
Fat people smell bad and are visually offensive.

Tinestram
Jan 13, 2006

Excalibur? More like "Needle"

Grimey Drawer

Enemy Ace posted:

Fat people smell bad and are visually offensive.

mlyp

Fat Shat Sings
Jan 24, 2016

Ein cooler Typ posted:

I'm fat but it's not my fault

The solution to obesity is to fix society so everyone isn't miserable but the capitalist fatcats don't want that

the thing about using being miserable / depressed as a crutch to gorge is that you just end up a miserable / depressed fat person.

It doesn't solve anything so choosing to make yourself even more depressed because now society shames you, you live with difficulty and you are going to die at a young age isn't exactly a defensible position.

I mean if cake was a medication that actually cured your depression that stance might be defensible in a "still pointless but technically valid argument" sort of way

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
Are all fat people depressed?

Fat Shat Sings
Jan 24, 2016

Zzulu posted:

Are all fat people depressed?

Nah, I know plenty of fats that are perfectly happy.

They are just fat for Genetics, Glandular Disorders, Societal Pressures, Upbringing, Food Addiction, Astrological sign, Because they can be, (Insert 50 other excuses)

Tricky D
Apr 1, 2005

I love um!
All you people talking about how shame motivated you to lose weight and not be a disgusting fat anymore should read that study posted earlier this thread about how you are all full of poo poo.

Ein cooler Typ
Nov 26, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
Cake does make you feel good temporarily though. Brief moments of happiness is all you can hope for if you're poor.

Norns
Nov 21, 2011

Senior Shitposting Strategist

Tricky D posted:

All you people talking about how shame motivated you to lose weight and not be a disgusting fat anymore should read that study posted earlier this thread about how you are all full of poo poo.

How are they full of poo poo if it worked?

Tricky D
Apr 1, 2005

I love um!

Norns posted:

How are they full of poo poo if it worked?

:thejoke:

Fat Shat Sings
Jan 24, 2016

Ein cooler Typ posted:

Cake does make you feel good temporarily though. Brief moments of happiness is all you can hope for if you're poor.

except eating terribly typically costs more than normal person food and thinking like that is kinda delusional.

Say you actually can blame depression for being fat. Then be realistic enough to admit that the depression is the underlying issue and it isn't going to be changed by the fact that you got a reward response from cramming 900 calories in your fuckhole.

If you are the one equating happiness to a handful of sugar it's pretty much your fault for stopping at step zero of the process of being alive because it requires no effort.

Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

lorn Wayne posted:

Simply sara must be dead or at least fused to a couch or something by now with one foot chopped off right?

I mean if not, that's pretty goddamn amazing.

She is the übermensch, her body is made to move by her will alone!

Norns
Nov 21, 2011

Senior Shitposting Strategist


Sorry I'm not a smart man. But at least I'm not fat

GORDON
Jan 1, 2006

by Fluffdaddy

Carmant posted:

Most fat ppl know that being fat is not good and most ppl who mae fun of the fat dont actually give a poo poo about anyones health

But we care about our insurance premiums, fat people make them skyrocket.

Tricky D
Apr 1, 2005

I love um!

Norns posted:

Sorry I'm not a smart man. But at least I'm not fat

No shame in that

GORDON
Jan 1, 2006

by Fluffdaddy
Also if a fat person read one of these GBS shaming threads and got pissed off and lost a lot of weight, then they could come back and tell us all to go gently caress ourselves and we'd all happily do so because good for you for stopping being fat.

1. Except they wouldn't because they'd be so happy they got thin from the shame that they'd be thanking us.
2. And until then no one listens to fat people anyway.

skeevy achievements
Feb 25, 2008

by merry exmarx
there's a critical lack of shame in society today and I for one am only too happy to help correct the imbalance

Tuxedo Gin
May 21, 2003

Classy.

I think when people are good and do good, we should tell them. I think when people are bad and do bad, we should tell them.

Fat is bad and gross.

NomChompsky
Sep 17, 2008

Tricky D posted:

All you people talking about how shame motivated you to lose weight and not be a disgusting fat anymore should read that study posted earlier this thread about how you are all full of poo poo.

this is what i'm saying about productive, internal shame that can be empowering which is not the same thing as someone calling someone a fatty and throwing a bag of fries at them in front of their kids.

Tricky D
Apr 1, 2005

I love um!
The bag of fries thing does sound like fun though.

Norns
Nov 21, 2011

Senior Shitposting Strategist

Yeah let's not throw poo poo at people

oldpainless
Oct 30, 2009

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I have as much as fun as anyone here making fun of fat people on a general basis on the Internet but I would not follow around a fat person in real life and make fun of them, which is what some people seem to think is what's happening.


Although if a girl was just chubby I'd probably try to hit it cuz chubby girls got some big tittays

Bum the Sad
Aug 25, 2002

by VideoGames
Hell Gem

oldpainless posted:

but I would not follow around a fat person in real life and make fun of them
I might.

NomChompsky
Sep 17, 2008

that poo poo does happen sometimes. I once saw this actor at six flags fright fest following a kid that couldn't have been older than maybe like 10 calling him a tubby fat little poo poo. his dad laughed at him. i can't imagine how fuckin embarrassed he must have been.

C-SPAN Caller
Apr 21, 2010



NomChompsky posted:

that poo poo does happen sometimes. I once saw this actor at six flags fright fest following a kid that couldn't have been older than maybe like 10 calling him a tubby fat little poo poo. his dad laughed at him. i can't imagine how fuckin embarrassed he must have been.

It's ok he was just acting

Pistol_Pete
Sep 15, 2007

Oven Wrangler

Wicker Man posted:

gently caress, I've been dying to know more about the source of your avatar for years. Space Marine and Slanaash or whatever?


Dude, you only had to ask!

I chose the pic 'cos it's basically me, obviously.


GORDON
Jan 1, 2006

by Fluffdaddy

oldpainless posted:

I have as much as fun as anyone here making fun of fat people on a general basis on the Internet but I would not follow around a fat person in real life and make fun of them, which is what some people seem to think is what's happening.

Commenting randomly that fat is gross is one thing, but following a fatty around implies you care about them, and be honest, nobody cares about fat people, so it prolly doesn't happen that much.

Wizard Master
Mar 25, 2008

I feel sorry for everyone posting in this thread.

GORDON
Jan 1, 2006

by Fluffdaddy

Wizard Master posted:

I feel sorry for everyone posting in this thread.

I thought you were going to FYAD.

Falun Bong Refugee
Dec 14, 2015

by FactsAreUseless
Someone post that mad men gif.

MaxxBot
Oct 6, 2003

you could have clapped

you should have clapped!!

oldpainless posted:

I have as much as fun as anyone here making fun of fat people on a general basis on the Internet but I would not follow around a fat person in real life and make fun of them, which is what some people seem to think is what's happening.


Of course not, that would be entirely unacceptable.

You're supposed to follow them around playing an instrument to narrate their ponderous movements.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=StHMB1nhwb4

somethingawful bf
Jun 17, 2005

Carmant posted:

It hurts peoples feelings thats not good

you aren't responsible for other people's feelings

Carmant
Nov 23, 2015


Treadmill? What's that? Is that some kind of cake?


Quote-Unquote posted:

To be fair so does like 95% of Britain because serving school kids something other than deep fried gunk and terrible pizza made mostly with grease might cost taxpayers an extra penny or so each per day. And that's just nanny state socialist nonsense; it's my right to ensure my kids don't live to be 30 if I want!

Back on topic, fat shaming is good. I went from ~180lbs to ~150lbs in two months (1700 calories a day, half an hour of swimming and half an hour to an hour of weights every day) because of a fat shaming thread in GBS two years ago. I've put about 10lbs back on since then but now know that all I have to do is cut a couple of hundred calories out and do a little extra exercise and it'll come right back off again. Losing weight is really loving easy unless you are actually disabled.

Congrats on not really accomplishing that much and then not even being able to maintain what little you did accomplish I guess. Thats a good reason to be really smug

Carmant
Nov 23, 2015


Treadmill? What's that? Is that some kind of cake?


Poetic Justice posted:

you aren't responsible for other people's feelings

Yes you are

Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time

Carmant posted:

It hurts peoples feelings thats not good

Carmant posted:

Yes you are

Carmant posted:

Congrats on not really accomplishing that much and then not even being able to maintain what little you did accomplish I guess. Thats a good reason to be really smug

lol, you dumb piece of poo poo.

Carmant
Nov 23, 2015


Treadmill? What's that? Is that some kind of cake?


Germstore posted:

lol, you dumb piece of poo poo.

Shut the gently caress up bitch

Tricky D
Apr 1, 2005

I love um!

Carmant posted:

Congrats on not really accomplishing that much and then not even being able to maintain what little you did accomplish I guess. Thats a good reason to be really smug

Pretty meta post considering this is your thread.

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Carmant
Nov 23, 2015


Treadmill? What's that? Is that some kind of cake?


Its wrong to hurt peoples feelings just for being fat but you can do it for other reasons idiot

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