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Not even a single jumbo cookie. edit: Content: More content: ibntumart has a new favorite as of 13:01 on Sep 14, 2016 |
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"I'm so proud when my child hurts a stranger's feelings for being nice to her!"
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# ? Sep 14, 2016 14:26 |
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ibntumart posted:Not even a single jumbo cookie. To be fair, when my brother and I were teenagers, we would do stupid poo poo like this all the time just to get a reaction out of our mom. (For the record, 20 years later, getting a reaction out of her is still the funniest thing for either of us)
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# ? Sep 14, 2016 15:24 |
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Choco1980 posted:To be fair, when my brother and I were teenagers, we would do stupid poo poo like this all the time just to get a reaction out of our mom. (For the record, 20 years later, getting a reaction out of her is still the funniest thing for either of us) Yeah but did you write it like you were trying to be a stereotypical black man that Internet gently caress heads find funny?
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# ? Sep 14, 2016 15:27 |
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ghost emoji posted:restaurant story Why the hell is grandma demanding that the server return her tip if the meal hasn't even started yet? Did they tip in advance? Furthermore, what the gently caress kind of restaurant has promos like that? When they started talking about charging admission I thought it might have been a Hometown Buffet or similar shithole but then they also have draconian cookie policies and "entrees" so it can't be that.
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# ? Sep 14, 2016 15:37 |
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walrusman posted:Why the hell is grandma demanding that the server return her tip if the meal hasn't even started yet? Did they tip in advance? shit_that_didnt_happen.txt: draconian cookie policies
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# ? Sep 14, 2016 15:49 |
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chitoryu12 posted:"I'm so proud when my child hurts a stranger's feelings for being nice to her!" i love parents like this because they then act totally shocked and surprised when the kid is exceptionally an rear end in a top hat to them as a teen
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# ? Sep 14, 2016 15:53 |
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A civil tone posted:Ah, Monica. She works at Sephora, has a younger brother, and two loving parents. We chatted a bit on the dating site's instant messenger thing before meeting up.
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# ? Sep 14, 2016 22:56 |
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I generally think it would be poor form to post a story wherein I break a woman's nose while droning on like a busted SHODAN clone
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# ? Sep 14, 2016 23:56 |
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Author did not hook up with Casey, 3/10 e: waitwaitwait, how many Kosher delis sell BLTs? Isn't the 'B' part pretty, uh, treif? Guys, I'm starting to think this poo poo didn't happen. hogmartin has a new favorite as of 00:07 on Sep 15, 2016 |
# ? Sep 15, 2016 00:02 |
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"Please speak softly and in a civil-"
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# ? Sep 15, 2016 00:14 |
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hogmartin posted:Author did not hook up with Casey, 3/10 It was probably just a "kosher style" deli, not an actual kosher spot. If it even happened, of course.
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# ? Sep 15, 2016 00:17 |
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Someone needs to make a "bitches be crazy" Markov chain generator and feed this poo poo in. Good money's on it being indistinguishable
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# ? Sep 15, 2016 00:25 |
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I can do it tomorrow during work hours. I made so many Markov bots I thought goons were sick of them but I love my nonsensical bots so much.
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# ? Sep 15, 2016 00:35 |
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Then let me give you a bit more for your bot:I hear that equine buttsauce is especially good posted:Kelsey wrote her first e-mail to me in verse, so that alone made me sit up and take notice. She was pretty - a blonde with a great smile - and she was applying to several English PhD programs.
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# ? Sep 15, 2016 00:55 |
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WrenP-Complete posted:I can do it tomorrow during work hours. I made so many Markov bots I thought goons were sick of them but I love my nonsensical bots so much. I love you and SA, I had no expectation of an actual response, much less the next post. Please do.
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# ? Sep 15, 2016 01:04 |
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WrenP-Complete posted:I can do it tomorrow during work hours. I made so many Markov bots I thought goons were sick of them but I love my nonsensical bots so much. Didn't you do one for HP:MOR? If it was you, that was wonderful. Keep doing these. (if you can stomach it, the John Ringo thread might be amusing)
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# ? Sep 15, 2016 01:40 |
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I did! I will see what mischief I can concoct in the morning. Thanks!
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# ? Sep 15, 2016 01:44 |
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WrenP-Complete posted:I did! I will see what mischief I can concoct in the morning. Thanks! I haven't been this excited to go to bed since I was kid.
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# ? Sep 15, 2016 02:57 |
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Lost a potential girlfriend by showing her and her roommates "Airplane"quote:Have been talking to a girl for a few weeks. Turns out that neither her nor her roommates have ever seen Airplane ( one of my favorite movies.) Well known neo-nazi film Airplane
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# ? Sep 15, 2016 05:34 |
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Man, I wonder why this guy has trouble finding girlfriends.
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# ? Sep 15, 2016 08:15 |
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I don't know why Tumblr always wants to make any situation humorous as if it was sitcom waiting for a laugh track to laugh at their "wacky", random moment.
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# ? Sep 15, 2016 14:07 |
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gaydad posted:
Why do people post on something awful dot com
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# ? Sep 15, 2016 14:11 |
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Alright folks, stdh.py coming right up.
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# ? Sep 15, 2016 14:11 |
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gaydad posted:
What always bothers me way more is the people who try to get in on the wacky fame by adding their lovely one line reply to the post I CAN'T EVEN
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# ? Sep 15, 2016 14:21 |
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I hate "cummed." Do people not just say "came?" Come on.
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# ? Sep 15, 2016 14:26 |
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Fathis Munk posted:What always bothers me way more is the people who try to get in on the wacky fame by adding their lovely one line reply to the post like the biblical story of the women fighting over a baby and King Solomon suggesting they cut it in half, a punchline divided between two unfunny people only satisfies the idiot commenter
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# ? Sep 15, 2016 14:32 |
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WrenP-Complete posted:I hate "cummed." Do people not just say "came?" Come on. also, what was wrong with "come," why the u
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# ? Sep 15, 2016 14:45 |
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DragQueenofAngmar posted:
i can understand why people might want a different spelling of a common word to use, but it's still said the same and imo its conjugated the exact same way.
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# ? Sep 15, 2016 14:54 |
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oh, it would help me with scripting our bot if we had some archive of lots of poo poo that didn't happen stories. like i know i can use NAR or whatever but that's going to make the bot sound like that. maybe the op?
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# ? Sep 15, 2016 14:56 |
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WrenP-Complete posted:I hate "cummed." Do people not just say "came?" Come on. DragQueenofAngmar posted:
WrenP-Complete posted:i can understand why people might want a different spelling of a common word to use, but it's still said the same and imo its conjugated the exact same way. shit_that_didnt_happen.txt: cahiers du cummies
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# ? Sep 15, 2016 14:58 |
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WrenP-Complete posted:oh, it would help me with scripting our bot if we had some archive of lots of poo poo that didn't happen stories. like i know i can use NAR or whatever but that's going to make the bot sound like that. maybe the op? http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3772327&userid=142665 That should have plenty of raw data for your needs. I'm not sure how well that will work for scraping if you're automating input. Maybe grab a bunch of reddit TIFU posts?
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# ? Sep 15, 2016 14:59 |
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stdhbot posted:I happen to be known as the glass was empty. I promptly toppled into the wall in front. On the night of One Acts the program's list of Thespian Honors Society because she wasn't handling it well. stdhbot posted:She's had education issues as well. We provide an airport shuttle so we follow the landing times at the fair he was like, 'really? Good job!' I was the only friends of mine who ever would do something like that didn't look completely stupid. I disguised voice.
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# ? Sep 15, 2016 15:53 |
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I'm not entirely familiar with the mechanics of a markov chain so apologies if this is wrong, but it seems like it could use the source quotes/blocks being slightly longer. As it is it comes out a little too jumbled. Maybe mixing complete sentences instead of fragments.
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# ? Sep 15, 2016 15:58 |
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Xen Tricks posted:I'm not entirely familiar with the mechanics of a markov chain so apologies if this is wrong, but it seems like it could use the source quotes/blocks being slightly longer. As it is it comes out a little too jumbled. Maybe mixing complete sentences instead of fragments. Yeah, it's being fussy, I'm working on it. Edit: damnit, work, I want to play with the stdhbot. WrenP-Complete has a new favorite as of 16:51 on Sep 15, 2016 |
# ? Sep 15, 2016 16:02 |
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quote:Was a manager at a call center a few years back. So one day we had something like seven employees all show up late to work for the morning shift. Being that they all walked in together and they were all younger guys I initially assumed they had been goofing around before work and figured that by coming in together the punishment would be less severe on them as a group. So I call them in to a training room and bring in another manager and a girl from the office to serve as witnesses as per company policy.
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# ? Sep 15, 2016 16:58 |
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The only thing that did happen, was the racism of the author.
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# ? Sep 15, 2016 17:34 |
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Things managers know after the fact: where they hire many of their employees from.
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# ? Sep 16, 2016 04:17 |
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Taken from the WWE thread, Performed a modified CM Punk pipe bomb on my boss .... might get fired nowquote:So basically I recently got overlooked for a secondment abroad in for another guy. Now I know for sure I have better exam marks than this guy (we are all also working towards professional qualifications in our job) and my quarterly feedback has been top notch, plus my managers have praised me heavily for how much work and effort I put in. Clients for whom I've worked for have ALWAYS made sure to point out to my manager of my great work. However despite this I feel like I'm never rewarded for my efforts (I know someone who is paid higher than me yet has half the marks I do). I've brought these issues up before but they fall on deaf ears.
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# ? Sep 16, 2016 04:30 |
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Adult wrestling fans are some of the weirder people out there. They are like tropers but instead of seeing real life through the lens of anime they see it through roided and greased up men pretending to fight each other. Also why would he not expect to be fired after that? I thought during his ~pipe bomb~ he even says he's leaving? If you don't immediately file your resignation after saying something like that, no poo poo you're going to get fired. Even if he didn't get terminated he knew he'd have a "obnoxious manbaby who goes on awkward rants when he doesn't get his way" on his record, assuming he lives somewhere where employers are allowed to give negative references. No wonder the company doesn't send him out to be the public face of the company.
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# ? Sep 16, 2016 05:39 |