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algebra testes
Mar 5, 2011


Lipstick Apathy

blue footed boobie posted:

Tottensham Hotsperm.

Gives a whole new meaning to "COYS"

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Sandwolf
Jan 23, 2007

i'll be harpo


I wanted to throttle every Juve player and tell them to just loving shoot.

mackintosh
Aug 18, 2007


Semper Fidelis Poloniae

belgend posted:

you can't really say finances are a factor where most clubs in belgium have less than that and are still poaching polish teams

And how are all those exceptional signings doing over there?

Legia's budget is 5x that of the next team. This is a very poor, insular league and no one's going to spend any serious money just to sell out a stadium once in a blue moon.

Mean Bean Machine
May 9, 2008

Only when I breathe.
*takes a deep breath* gently caress RONALDO

nutri_void
Apr 18, 2015

I shall devour your soul.
Grimey Drawer

mackintosh posted:

And how are all those exceptional signings doing over there?

Legia's budget is 5x that of the next team. This is a very poor, insular league and no one's going to spend any serious money just to sell out a stadium once in a blue moon.

Should someone spend serious money, they're going to get roasted by FFP anyway, it's literally there to preserve the 2013 status quo (unless you're an English club, in which case good for you)

Lord of Garbagemen
Jan 28, 2014

Look on my works, ye Mighty, and despair!

blue footed boobie posted:

Tottensham Hotsperm.

just didnt want this one to get overlooked

dex_sda
Oct 11, 2012


blue footed boobie posted:

Tottensham Hotsperm.

Straight brutal stuff

R. Guyovich
Dec 25, 1991

Glad the brave Sevilla boys snagged a point, but this doesn't bode well for their fourth Europa League trophy in a row.

Weaponized Cum
Aug 31, 2004


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it's Spurs as hell to summon a record crowd then lose to Radamel Falcao

Antifa Poltergeist
Jun 3, 2004

"We're not laughing with you, we're laughing at you"



Well to be fair looking like real contenders and then botling it in the home stretch is Jesus and Sportings gimmick so...

trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals
Fun Shoe
Morata scores a match winner in the CL and Higuain scores nothing. Imagine that.

Simone Poodoin
Jun 26, 2003

Che storia figata, ragazzo!



Mean Bean Machine posted:

*takes a deep breath* gently caress RONALDO

But he didnt celebrate???

Troy Queef
Jan 12, 2013




trem_two posted:

Morata scores a match winner in the CL and Higuain scores nothing. Imagine that.

Also Arek Milik scored twice as Napoli won at a tough venue. Thoughts?

trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals
Fun Shoe

Troy Queef posted:

Also Arek Milik scored twice as Napoli won at a tough venue. Thoughts?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zDAmPIq29ro

pik_d
Feb 24, 2006

follow the white dove





TRP Post of the Month October 2021
I just want to say, imagine Hart ever doing this

https://gfycat.com/GlisteningActiveArkshell

He'd probably boot it into the second tier

peanut-
Feb 17, 2004
Fun Shoe
Saw this on Football365, Barcelona, Real and Bayern's last 60 combined home CL group games:

Won – 56
Drawn – 3
Lost – 1 (Bayern vs City, 2013)
Scored – 192
Conceded – 34

One loss and it was against noted plucky upstarts Man City.

Kiger_Soze
Feb 1, 2005

pik_d posted:

I just want to say, imagine Hart ever doing this

https://gfycat.com/GlisteningActiveArkshell

He'd probably boot it into the second tier

we dont have to imagine

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RM_5tJncHww

antidote
Jun 15, 2005

peanut- posted:

Saw this on Football365, Barcelona, Real and Bayern's last 60 combined home CL group games:

Won – 56
Drawn – 3
Lost – 1 (Bayern vs City, 2013)
Scored – 192
Conceded – 34

One loss and it was against noted plucky upstarts Man City.

The boys from City, playing uninhibited and free. Just happy to be there.

pik_d
Feb 24, 2006

follow the white dove





TRP Post of the Month October 2021

That had occurred to me, but I didn't remember it perfectly because it is actually the exact same situation.

antidote posted:

The boys from City, playing uninhibited and free. Just happy to be there.

I love it OP

Mean Bean Machine
May 9, 2008

Only when I breathe.

Simone Poodoin posted:

But he didnt celebrate???




what a guy...

Simone Poodoin
Jun 26, 2003

Che storia figata, ragazzo!



You guys will be second in the group, draw Arsenal and Joelito will score the winning goal to eliminate them. This is the funniest outcome therefore it must happen .

mackintosh
Aug 18, 2007


Semper Fidelis Poloniae
Besnik Hasi is going to be let go, possibly tonight. I guess that 0-6 didn't sit too well with the board after all.

Seltzer
Oct 11, 2012

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Cavani has scored four goals by half time against Caen.

Seltzer fucked around with this message at 20:40 on Sep 16, 2016

Healbot
Jul 7, 2006

very very very fucjable
very vywr very


PSG vs Caen sounds like your typical CL semifinal and definitely not like the usual Ligue ugghh snorefest.

Weaponized Cum
Aug 31, 2004


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Yids in Russia: Electric Boogaloo

orange sky
May 7, 2007

I'm gonna be in Alvalade but the other match should be great, RM vs BD is always good.

Dunban
Jul 4, 2012

OH MY GOD GLOVER
I hope the Mighty Whites give Dortmund a proper bumming

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

Thassa pen.

Aumanor
Nov 9, 2012
No yellow for Modric, now not whistling on that handball, this ref is terrible.

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

Aumanor posted:

No yellow for Modric, now not whistling on that handball, this ref is terrible.

He's only refereed the FA Cup FInal, Champions League Final, and Euro 2016 Final this calendar year.

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

Big Ronald celebrated.

rex rabidorum vires
Mar 26, 2007

KASPERI KAPANEN KASPERI KAPANEN KASPERI KAPANEN KASPERI KAPANEN KASPERI KAPANEN KASPERI KAPANEN KASPERI KAPANEN KASPERI KAPANEN KASPERI KAPANEN KASPERI KAPANEN KASPERI KAPANEN KASPERI KAPANEN KASPERI KAPANEN KASPERI KAPANEN KASPERI KAPANEN KASPERI KAPANEN KASPERI KAPANEN
Dortmund hosed up at one end and then Madrid punishes at the other. Womp Womp.

JFairfax
Oct 23, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
I hope Leicester win and have a nice run in the champions league

Healbot
Jul 7, 2006

very very very fucjable
very vywr very


Aumanor posted:

No yellow for Modric, now not whistling on that handball, this ref is terrible.

It's Clattenburg, the minimum English quota in football.

Bea Nanner
Oct 20, 2003

Je suis excité!
football

Mean Bean Machine
May 9, 2008

Only when I breathe.
Is Ronaldo the best ever?

JFairfax
Oct 23, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

Mean Bean Machine posted:

Is Ronaldo the best ever?

he is definitely the best ever gay man to play football

Troy Queef
Jan 12, 2013




Leicester-Porto is getting spicy and I like it.

e: of course, Slimani scores against Porto

Troy Queef fucked around with this message at 20:11 on Sep 27, 2016

Chen Kenichi
Jul 20, 2001

Troy Queef posted:

Leicester-Porto is getting spicy and I like it.

Dat's a spicy meat-a-ball!

SLIMANI

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trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals
Fun Shoe
Pjanic scored after a hosed up clearance attempt by Dinamo Zagreb.

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