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Raserys
Aug 22, 2011

IT'S YA BOY

Super No Vacancy posted:

i think raserys should take a little break from al-saqr punditry

I think you should take a little break from punditry of my punditry

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Al-Saqr
Nov 11, 2007

One Day I Will Return To Your Side.

greatn
Nov 15, 2006

by Lowtax
NX direct starts. Iwata appears in bed in hospital gown.

"Greetings. If you are viewing. THIS message then. It will mean that I have already passed.

But before I go. I wanted to record a message. For you."

"Seven days"

strategery
Apr 21, 2004
I come to you baring a gift. Its in my diper and its not a toaster.
Nintendo announces the NX.
Has been out for 10 years.
It's called your phone.
And you can stream their games to it or any other device.

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

BillmasterCozb posted:

no, that is Pikmin (working title)

I already said the title.

Jonas Albrecht
Jun 7, 2012


a.lo posted:

I already said the title.

What if it ends up being Pikmin FORE! and is a golf spinoff?

~Coxy
Dec 9, 2003

R.I.P. Inter-OS Sass - b.2000AD d.2003AD

Polo-Rican posted:

NX launch delay is fine in my opinion... they gotta get this launch right!

.... but if they delay Zelda so that it launches with the NX, hoo boy

Worked for the Wii!

im cute
Sep 21, 2009

strategery posted:

Nintendo announces the NX.
Has been out for 10 years.
It's called your phone.
And you can stream their games to it or any other device.

I'm playing pokemon romhacks on my dead gay Sidekick

bloodychill
May 8, 2004

And if the world
should end tonight,
I had a crazy, classic life
Exciting Lemon
Zelda has already been delayed a bit hasn't it?

Anidav
Feb 25, 2010

ahhh fuck its the rats again
Every page this thread has, Zelda gets delayed another week.

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon

Koichi works at nintendo?

Libluini
May 18, 2012

I gravitated towards the Greens, eventually even joining the party itself.

The Linke is a party I grudgingly accept exists, but I've learned enough about DDR-history I can't bring myself to trust a party that was once the SED, a party leading the corrupt state apparatus ...
Grimey Drawer
So I guess Nintendo didn't announce the NX on Wednesday like some people hoped? :v:

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon
The NX is announced already, you didn't see the trailer?

bloodychill
May 8, 2004

And if the world
should end tonight,
I had a crazy, classic life
Exciting Lemon
It was announced when Jesus Christ spoke of the love that lives in all men's hearts, clearly.

Do you have time to talk about the Nintendo NX?

Victory Position
Mar 16, 2004

paco650 posted:

I'm playing pokemon romhacks on my dead gay Sidekick

that and the G1 were the best of phones :sigh:

irlZaphod
Mar 26, 2004

Kiss the Joycon to Kiss Zelda

Do you accept the NX as your one true console, and saviour of all Gamerdudekind?

FirstAidKite
Nov 8, 2009
No, because I'm a gamer atheist, or, gatheist

irlZaphod
Mar 26, 2004

Kiss the Joycon to Kiss Zelda

Death to the infidels.... Iwata Ackbar!!

Raserys
Aug 22, 2011

IT'S YA BOY
PS Vult

Jonas Albrecht
Jun 7, 2012


When they finally do release the news, we're all just going to stare comically at it for a moment, blinking, before scrambling to click the link with fevered hands.

im cute
Sep 21, 2009

Weeping Wound posted:

that and the G1 were the best of phones :sigh:

~you talkin' about the HTC Dream~

Gorgolflox
Apr 2, 2009

Gun Saliva
Three billion human lives ended on August 29th, 2017. The survivors of the nuclear fire called the war Judgment Day. They lived only to face a new nightmare: the war against the Marios. The console which controlled the Marios, The Nintendo NX, sent two Wii Us back through time. Their mission: to destroy the leader of the human resistance, Reggie Fils-Aime, my son. The first Wii U was programmed to strike at me in the year 2012, before Iwata died. It failed. The second was set to strike at Reggie himself when he was still COO of NoA. As before, the resistance was able to send a lone warrior, a protector for Reggie. It was just a question of which one of them would reach him first.

Polio Vax Scene
Apr 5, 2009



Jonas Albrecht posted:

What if it ends up being Pikmin FORE! and is a golf spinoff?

would unironically enjoy a golf game where you smack pikmin with a club hundreds of yards into a bulbears mouth

greatn
Nov 15, 2006

by Lowtax
You monster

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

No, the pikmin are the golf clubs.

coffeecup
Feb 26, 2016

thank you for this

Malcolm Excellent
May 20, 2007

Buglord
What about the Nintendo Mini? Will it actually come out?

JustJeff88
Jan 15, 2008

I AM
CONSISTENTLY
ANNOYING
...
JUST TERRIBLE


THIS BADGE OF SHAME IS WORTH 0.45 DOUBLE DRAGON ADVANCES

:dogout:
of SA-Mart forever

Jonas Albrecht posted:

What if it ends up being Pikmin FORE! and is a golf spinoff?

That depends - are the Pikmin the clubs or the balls?

antidote
Jun 15, 2005

FirstAidKite posted:

No, because I'm a gamer atheist, or, gatheist

It's about ethics in gaming religion!

codenameFANGIO
May 4, 2012

What are you even booing here?

antidote posted:

It's about ethics in gaming religion!

:whitewater:

greatn
Nov 15, 2006

by Lowtax
This game was made by people of many different religious background and ethnicities.

Phantasium
Dec 27, 2012

This game was made by dorito encrusted neck beards and that's why it's super jammin'.

Spla2oon, out next fall.

Talkc
Aug 2, 2010

Mizuki! Mizuki! Mizuki!
***DEVASTATINGLY HANDSOME***


My thoughts: Shits gotten stupid.

DalaranJ
Apr 15, 2008

Yosuke will now die for you.

Jonas Albrecht posted:

When they finally do release the news, we're all just going to stare comically at it for a moment, blinking, before scrambling to click the link with fevered hands.

It'll be in a youtube direct, then the servers will collapse under the weight of millions of the react videos posted in response to it before anyone else can see it.

bloodychill
May 8, 2004

And if the world
should end tonight,
I had a crazy, classic life
Exciting Lemon
Every react will just be a person in a Link costume shrieking at the camera and crying because the NX has no scrollable middle shoulder button

Jonas Albrecht
Jun 7, 2012


bloodychill posted:

Every react will just be a person in a Link costume shrieking at the camera and crying because the NX has no scrollable middle shoulder button

You're right, and I feel compelled to act. I'm putting a bounty of 100 Mario coins on the head of every youtuber who makes a react video to the NX announcement.

SilverSupernova
Feb 1, 2013


As someone who wasted money on a Steam controller, i can safely say that's a dumb idea.

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

what if no dpad

Talkc
Aug 2, 2010

Mizuki! Mizuki! Mizuki!
***DEVASTATINGLY HANDSOME***

SilverSupernova posted:

As someone who wasted money on a Steam controller, i can safely say that's a dumb idea.

I made the same mistake. Steam controller is the most unintuitive piece of garbage.

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sigher
Apr 22, 2008

My guiding Moonlight...



Talkc posted:

I made the same mistake. Steam controller is the most unintuitive piece of garbage.

It feels cheap as poo poo but it's fantastic once you get used to it. Also there's no better controller for shooters if you're dumb enough to play shooters on controllers.

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