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dads_work_files posted:"Oh yeah, I'm consumed with feelings of profound inadequacy and need an animal that has been bred to think of me as its boss because it is the only thing I will ever have power and control over in my entire stupid life" - dog owners, probably I am fed up with my poo poo too. gently caress me
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dads_work_files posted:"Oh yeah, I'm consumed with feelings of profound inadequacy and need an animal that has been bred to think of me as its boss because it is the only thing I will ever have power and control over in my entire stupid life" - dog owners, probably Truth.
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# ? Sep 15, 2016 01:57 |
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What if it turns out that your girlfriend's dog likes you more than it does her? Does that you make your more or less of a nice guy?
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# ? Sep 15, 2016 03:58 |
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CaptainSarcastic posted:What if it turns out that your girlfriend's dog likes you more than it does her? Does that you make your more or less of a nice guy? more of a nice guy less of a robocop but also it could be that you are actually bisexxual and good job
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# ? Sep 15, 2016 04:00 |
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If I stick it out long enough, I can get enough emotional leverage to make my girlfriend give up her beloved pet. -A real nice guy
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# ? Sep 15, 2016 04:09 |
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Archetype Consumer is missing
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# ? Sep 15, 2016 04:10 |
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SatansChoice posted:Archetype Consumer is missing Are you posting from that Markov bot Twitter account here, too?
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# ? Sep 15, 2016 04:11 |
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Tricky D posted:If I stick it out long enough, I can get enough emotional leverage to make my girlfriend give up her beloved pet. -A real nice guy I got my cat from a woman whose husband forbade her to keep it. The cat preceded her relationship. Dude was a jerk.
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# ? Sep 15, 2016 04:29 |
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Pick posted:I got my cat from a woman whose husband forbade her to keep it. The cat preceded her relationship. Dude was a jerk. Did he at least have bad allergies and/or was he secretly a mummy and so was afraid of cats like in the Brendan Fraser smash hit movie The Mummy?
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# ? Sep 15, 2016 04:33 |
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Pvt.Scott posted:Did he at least have bad allergies and/or was he secretly a mummy and so was afraid of cats like in the Brendan Fraser smash hit movie The Mummy? Nope he didn't like the cat "pressing" him (cuddling)
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# ? Sep 15, 2016 04:34 |
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Pick posted:Nope he didn't like the cat "pressing" him (cuddling) So, in other words, he was an rear end in a top hat. I grew up with both cats and dogs, and just can't understand people who don't like them.
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# ? Sep 15, 2016 04:38 |
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CaptainSarcastic posted:So, in other words, he was an rear end in a top hat. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_nOk9Fi6gKQ
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# ? Sep 15, 2016 04:39 |
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Pick posted:Nope he didn't like the cat "pressing" him (cuddling) what kind of loving monster
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# ? Sep 15, 2016 04:57 |
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CaptainSarcastic posted:So, in other words, he was an rear end in a top hat. He is a really swell cat too, that is basically all he does, cuddle and solicit belly rubs
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# ? Sep 15, 2016 05:09 |
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Got invited to friends and family dinners once
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# ? Sep 15, 2016 05:12 |
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I live vicariously through my neighbors pets. Is there a name or zone for people who are only nice to people so they can pat those people's cute dogges?
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# ? Sep 15, 2016 07:21 |
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lazorexplosion posted:I live vicariously through my neighbors pets. Is there a name or zone for people who are only nice to people so they can pat those people's cute dogges? Once the fuckers are fenced in no one gives a gently caress as long as they're alive and you don't trample on the alpha daisies
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# ? Sep 15, 2016 07:24 |
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Pick posted:He is a really swell cat too, that is basically all he does, cuddle and solicit belly rubs Sounds like you dodged a bullet then.
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# ? Sep 15, 2016 07:48 |
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Pick posted:I got my cat from a woman whose husband forbade her to keep it. The cat preceded her relationship. Dude was a jerk. Maybe he had good reason to think she was loving the cat?
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# ? Sep 15, 2016 07:53 |
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My sister has an autistic cat that acts more like a dog than a cat who absolutely lives for affection. I miss him
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# ? Sep 15, 2016 07:54 |
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CaptainSarcastic posted:What if it turns out that your girlfriend's dog likes you more than it does her? Does that you make your more or less of a nice guy? My ex had a cat that liked me more than her. Like we'd be on the sofa and it'd walk right past her and jump up on my lap and curl up while I petted it, and if she tried to pet it it would just get up and leave or move on to the arm of the chair beside me so she couldn't reach it. Drove her loving mental. Well, more mental than she was anyway. When I dumped her and kicked her out she had to chase the cat for ages and it kept hiding behind my legs lol.
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# ? Sep 15, 2016 10:05 |
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Pick posted:He is a really swell cat too, that is basically all he does, cuddle and solicit belly rubs A cat that likes belly rubs and he didn't want it? Wtf
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# ? Sep 15, 2016 12:26 |
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turbomoose posted:
This guy is a creeper who won't tolerate any emotional bond except one to him. Dog saves the day again.
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# ? Sep 15, 2016 12:41 |
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5er posted:This guy is a creeper who won't tolerate any emotional bond except one to him. Dog saves the day again. And the dog is rad as gently caress
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# ? Sep 15, 2016 14:02 |
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Rondette posted:And the dog is rad as gently caress No hoverpaw, checks out.
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# ? Sep 15, 2016 14:37 |
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wait, i think i know that dog and that person irl? is that dog's name "gracie?"
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# ? Sep 15, 2016 14:41 |
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WrenP-Complete posted:wait, i think i know that dog and that person irl? is that dog's name "gracie?" Why'd you tell her to get rid of her dog you creepy gently caress?
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# ? Sep 15, 2016 14:42 |
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That's a cute dog
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# ? Sep 15, 2016 14:42 |
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I have no grudge against dogs or cats but they are not appropriate to be kept inside. Whenever I have entered a home of a dog owner the furniture and floors were smelling like dog, the fur from the dog was everywhere. I assume the same with cats. Dogs and cats are unclean animals and should be left outside, they are animals and do not exist inside. A good animal to be kept inside is a bird, they are very clean animals even in nature and should be kept inside to be safe from predator animals (like cats and dogs).
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# ? Sep 15, 2016 14:44 |
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Kashuno posted:Why'd you tell her to get rid of her dog you creepy gently caress? i didn't? gracie is a rescue dog that my friend has, and the person in the picture, if i know them, is a roommate. edit: ha, i forgot what thread i'm in.
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# ? Sep 15, 2016 14:45 |
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That is a cool doggie
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# ? Sep 15, 2016 14:51 |
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Shayu posted:I have no grudge against dogs or cats but they are not appropriate to be kept inside. Whenever I have entered a home of a dog owner the furniture and floors were smelling like dog, the fur from the dog was everywhere. I assume the same with cats. Dogs and cats are unclean animals and should be left outside, they are animals and do not exist inside. Eat poo poo, keeping a cat outside is basically a death sentence
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# ? Sep 15, 2016 15:02 |
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birds are clean, good joke
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# ? Sep 15, 2016 15:03 |
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Travis343 posted:Eat poo poo, keeping a cat outside is basically a death sentence This sentence is...for the birds!
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# ? Sep 15, 2016 15:05 |
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Travis343 posted:Eat poo poo, keeping a cat outside is basically a death sentence Unless you live in the country, an outside cat is not "your cat" it's just "a cat you feed when it's around". And it's going to die, either in the road or poisoned or shot by some crotchety rear end in a top hat. e: Also yeah, "outside cats" within town/city limits will annihilate bird species. Don't loving keep your cat outside, but if you can't even manage that then at least get them fixed.
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# ? Sep 15, 2016 15:07 |
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I had a first date last week where the girl brought her dog. Dog was great and she was terrible.
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# ? Sep 15, 2016 15:07 |
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Travis343 posted:Eat poo poo, keeping a cat outside is basically a death sentence People who are given death sentences usually not execute for over a decade, by that time a cat would of live its whole life out. There is no need to be angry.
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# ? Sep 15, 2016 15:09 |
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Can we agree; don't own an animal if you are oval office? Dog lady however doesn't look like a oval office, so dog is good
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# ? Sep 15, 2016 15:13 |
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Ratjaculation posted:Can we agree; don't own an animal if you are Shayu?
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Shayu posted:People who are given death sentences usually not execute for over a decade, by that time a cat would of live its whole life out. There is no need to be angry. Outside cats live on average 2-5 years before dying horribly compared to 12-20 years for inside cats, it's basically animal cruelty and should be illegal hope that helps
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