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Unironically agreeing that those guys don't deserve a nice doggie like that bitch.
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outdoor cats are bad for local wildlife  yeah I care about animals... BITCH. I called you that as a term of endearment because of how much I love dogs 
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King Vidiot posted:Unless you live in the country, an outside cat is not "your cat" it's just "a cat you feed when it's around". And it's going to die, either in the road or poisoned or shot by some crotchety rear end in a top hat. The magpies seemed to do just fine in their fatwa against my 21 pound murder machine, but I don't think corvids count as normal birds. Stripey (shut up, I named him when I was 7) was indoor/outdoor though. He'd lounge around and do adorable cat stuff and snuggle in with you at night and stuff, but some days he just felt like roaming around and playing with the neighborhood dogs or murdering rodents and poo poo. You could even whistle and call for the giant tabby bastard. Don't worry, we cut his balls off.
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Pvt.Scott posted:What if it was a super huge and expensive dog that also had multiple expensive chronic health issues and was poorly trained and becoming more prone to violent outbursts as it got older? There was a thread on a similar topic recently in E/N. This guy had two untrained dogs and they were causing issues in his new relationship. The girlfriend who posted the thread felt bad because the dogs were bothering her so much but she didn't want to be overbearing. The dogs were peeing everywhere and had the run of the place - they would wake her up in bed, jumping on her head while she was trying to sleep. Unlike most E/N stories, it sorted itself out in the end. https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3769523
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Shayu posted:I have no grudge against dogs or cats but they are not appropriate to be kept inside. Whenever I have entered a home of a dog owner the furniture and floors were smelling like dog, the fur from the dog was everywhere. I assume the same with cats. Dogs and cats are unclean animals and should be left outside, they are animals and do not exist inside. Lol a creature that shits everywhere and throws seeds around in a ten foot radius of it's cage and destroys anything made of wood it can get it's beak on is regarded as clean. Edit: Also, feather dust. Cerebral Mayhem fucked around with this message at 16:31 on Sep 15, 2016 |
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Sep 15, 2016 16:27
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I had a parrot. Birds are not clean.
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Cerebral Mayhem posted:Lol a creature that shits everywhere and throws seeds around in a ten foot radius of it's cage and destroys anything made of wood it can get it's beak on is regarded as clean. Birds are remarkably clean because they are disposed to bathing and they revile filth, but they can make a mess so just take a minute to sweep up some seeds and discard some used paper lining and don't give them wood. So yes they are very clean animals.
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You keep your birds caged 24/7 or you never owned any
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sperg alert weewooweewooweewoo
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Shayu posted:Birds are remarkably clean because they are disposed to bathing and they revile filth, but they can make a mess so just take a minute to sweep up some seeds and discard some used paper lining and don't give them wood. So yes they are very clean animals. I've had canaries, budgies and and a African Grey parrot. A dog or cat simply cannot compare to the mess. Even if you keep them caged all the time (which is especially cruel for a parrot), the feather dust will coat everything in your house.
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This thread isn't about nerds who have issues with that type of bird, but the nerds who have problems with the other type of bird that tends to get pretty upset about being locked in cages. Usually. 
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Birds move in 3 dimensions and freak me out. It's like wild new geometry flying at your face. Sorry if this offends anyone
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Travis343 posted:Outside cats live on average 2-5 years before dying horribly compared to 12-20 years for inside cats, it's basically animal cruelty and should be illegal hope that helps Wow no. Living the high lifw strutting around outside is waaaay more glorious than locking a cat in your apartment for your own selfish entertainment. Jesus christ you clown.
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Sep 15, 2016 17:00
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Some birds just want to watch the world burn. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hXuF0BMtVVw https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bzb71o5AKtU
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Wicker Man posted:Some birds just want to watch the world burn. reeeeeeeeeeeeee
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It just a cat being inside a house, no reason to get angry about it.
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Pvt.Scott posted:The magpies seemed to do just fine in their fatwa against my 21 pound murder machine, but I don't think corvids count as normal birds. Stripey (shut up, I named him when I was 7) was indoor/outdoor though. He'd lounge around and do adorable cat stuff and snuggle in with you at night and stuff, but some days he just felt like roaming around and playing with the neighborhood dogs or murdering rodents and poo poo. You could even whistle and call for the giant tabby bastard. Don't worry, we cut his balls off. I had a huge cat who acted like a dog half of the time, he still had the independence that cats are known for but he'd do poo poo like go to the shops with people and come back with them, or if I went to a friend's place he would go most of the way there with me and then chill out nearby until I was on my way back however many hours later. He used to gently caress with dogs and would occasionally leave us presents like headless pigeons, he also had a bit of a mean streak but he only took chunks out of other people and not me so it's ok, he was pretty much the best cat ever. green chicken feet posted:There was a thread on a similar topic recently in E/N. This guy had two untrained dogs and they were causing issues in his new relationship. The girlfriend who posted the thread felt bad because the dogs were bothering her so much but she didn't want to be overbearing. The dogs were peeing everywhere and had the run of the place - they would wake her up in bed, jumping on her head while she was trying to sleep. Unlike most E/N stories, it sorted itself out in the end. People who don't train their dogs are loving idiots who should have them taken away, people with small dogs are the worst offenders because seem to think their dogs can't do any harm even if they're being super aggressive and constantly challenging other dogs. Back on topic though, some of the trollposts on the incels subreddit are great.  I'm not entirely sure that these guys are joking though. 
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Wait wait wait, what the gently caress is a "gymcel"? Is that fancy autistic robot speak for "someone too lazy to exercise ever"?
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I wouldn't have an outdoor cat near a nature preserve or some poo poo, but every place I lived with Stripey, while it was suburban housing, either had large open fields, plenty of woods, or in Vegas, desert directly adjacent to the house. My cat came back with a few dead rattlesnakes in the City of Sin. 
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Wicker Man posted:Some birds just want to watch the world burn. Birds are like toddlers that can fly.   https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xpgVL0hisCk
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King Vidiot posted:Wait wait wait, what the gently caress is a "gymcel"? Is that fancy autistic robot speak for "someone too lazy to exercise ever"? Guys who work out but still can't get laid because they're still awkward or creepy shitters.
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I'm on the front page of the newspaper posting good rap songs and even better jokes! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=__u-zds7w6U
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"Nice" people regardless of gender see their pets as immaculate and beautiful, rarely understanding that is just the way said pet appears to them. Your opinions on animals are wrong. Pays to remember that.
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lohli posted:Guys who work out but still can't get laid because they're still awkward or creepy shitters. That was Carrot Top's entire shtick after he stopped doing the 1-800-CALL-ATT commercials.
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lohli posted:I'm not entirely sure that these guys are joking though. Antinatalism is the exact opposite of everything incel. Hell, I've been volcel for about seven years now because I decided it would be best not to have any romantic relationships or accidentally father any children while I was getting sober and trying out psych meds and poo poo. I didn't want to bring my giant raft of problems into somebody else's life until I had stuff at least manageable on my end. Still not going to have any children even though I'd like to. I can't support them currently, financially, emotionally or physically. I've been thinking about maybe looking for love since I've been stable for a good while now and have successfully been able to handle some personal crises and one manic episode that I identified quickly, reported to my docs and got things adjusted until it passed in a pretty mellow fashion. Lol at incels trying to look cool by claiming voluntary celibacy.
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Pvt.Scott posted:This thread isn't about nerds who have issues with that type of bird, but the nerds who have problems with the other type of bird that tends to get pretty upset about being locked in cages. Where does feather dust fit into this?
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nerd plus rage posted:Where does feather dust fit into this? I love to play starcraft and mass clone zerglings 
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I didn't know there was a term for it but the few "volcel" people I've known in my life so far were chill and sure as poo poo didn't spend half their waking hours talking about lack of sex.
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The broccoli as conspiracy thing was parody, right? Right?? That poo poo is delicious and gives you gas only compared to a diet completely free of dietary fiber.
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superjew posted:I didn't know there was a term for it but the few "volcel" people I've known in my life so far were chill and sure as poo poo didn't spend half their waking hours talking about lack of sex. Haha, I only refer to it as volcel because of the ridiculous internet manbabies that call themselves incel. I have no idea if anyone else uses that term.
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Yeah that one was parody, also farts are cool.
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lohli posted:Yeah that one was parody, also farts are cool. Now sharts, however...
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phasmid posted:"Nice" people regardless of gender see their pets as immaculate and beautiful, rarely understanding that is just the way said pet appears to them. Your opinions on animals are wrong. Pays to remember that. Yeah, I love my pets, but all pets are filthy by nature and take work.
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Ancient Chinese secret
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Redmanred posted:Ancient Chinese secret On the downlow. The best.
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Redmanred posted:Ancient Chinese secret The friendzone is a Chinese Government conspiracy!
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I dont have much porking with my wife anymore We are more like friends without benefits now
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Zzulu posted:I dont have much porking with my wife anymore i wish some c00l beans would take my disabled rear end rock climbing
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