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atomicthumbs
Dec 26, 2010


We're in the business of extending man's senses.

YA BOY ETHAN COUCH posted:

looks like a sick animorphs book cover but with phones

"Phab" stands for "phablet", which is something between a phone and a tablet. The Lenovo Phab's screen size is 6.98 inches, which is two hundredths of an inch less than my Google Nexus 7 2013 tablet.

Phones with large screens are for people with arthritis and farsightedness.

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GameCube
Nov 21, 2006

Shillary posted:

If anything this will keep people from using other messaging clients, this is how younger people communicate now; go back to complaining about PewDiePie grandpa 👴

the guy who gets mad about transgender people is here to tell me, a Millennial, about young people 🙄

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



zen death robot posted:

my wife has rheumatoid arthritis and is farsighted wanna fight motherfucker?!

does she use a lenovo phab?

Shaggar
Apr 26, 2006
the 6s and 6s+ are gigantic phablets

bump_fn
Apr 12, 2004

two of them

zen death robot posted:

your phone is a piece of courage

Wheany
Mar 17, 2006

Spinyahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

Doctor Rope

Citizen Tayne posted:

This is his way of saying "I'm fat as gently caress and my pants are huge."

this is true for me

but often even when buying my fat man pants, i have to reject some because the pockets are too small.

they make pants with varying pocket sizes! what the heck?

Sniep
Mar 28, 2004

All I needed was that fatty blunt...



King of Breakfast
i use a phone

atomicthumbs
Dec 26, 2010


We're in the business of extending man's senses.

zen death robot posted:

my wife has rheumatoid arthritis and is farsighted wanna fight motherfucker?!

Buy her an iPhone 7 Plus

indigi
Jul 20, 2004

how can we not talk about family
when family's all that we got?

Endless Mike posted:

and samsungs explode with regular use

Citizen Tayne posted:

Gonna be hard to use your phone when it blows your hand off.

I got it new for 200 bucks w/no contract so I'm fine if it explodes once or twice. plus I have good insurance. it's not great but I like it better than my old iphone

loquacius
Oct 21, 2008

What kind of phone can Kevin Smith fit in his huge jorts

Sniep
Mar 28, 2004

All I needed was that fatty blunt...



King of Breakfast

loquacius posted:

What kind of phone can Kevin Smith fit in his huge jorts

ur mom's phone

Elder Postsman
Aug 30, 2000


i used hot bot to search for "teens"

Citizen Tayne posted:

Bingo. Worse than android fans now.

one of the few people i know arguing for getting rid of the headphone jack is a android user who hates iPhones and really everything made by apple

Perplx
Jun 26, 2004


Best viewed on Orgasma Plasma
Lipstick Apathy

Sniep posted:

i use a phone

get a load of this sperg

loquacius
Oct 21, 2008

Sniep posted:

i use a phone

edge case

Doc Block
Apr 15, 2003
Fun Shoe

Citizen Tayne posted:

Not you, the fat guy.

38x34 IIRC

I'm a chubby bastard but unless you're wearing tight pants there's no reason an average sized human shouldn't be able to comfortably fit an iPhone 6 in their pocket

Puppy Galaxy
Aug 1, 2004

Citizen Tayne posted:

In what ways is the new music player more functional?

navigating to playlists/artists etc is in big text on the home screen, don't remember exactly where it was before but it was easy to fat finger and go to the wrong place

also "recently added" is on the home screen and not as easy to miss as before

ufarn
May 30, 2009
unadvertised ios 10 feature for the goons still on the fence about upgrading

https://twitter.com/juliacarriew/status/776426933965852672

poty
Jun 21, 2008

虹はどこで終わるのですか? あなたの魂の中で、または地平線で?

Doc Block posted:

just LOL my goddamn rear end off if you use the built in podcasts app.

just use overcast and give former SA goon marco arment your $1.99 (or whatever it is to get rid of ads and get Smart Speed)

or castro or downcast or one of the 8 million other podcast apps

edit: like, it's super embarrassing for Apple that their podcast app sucks so bad, but it's probably bad because nobody uses it except the people who work on it and so it doesn't get tested well enough during the betas.

marco doesnt support video podcasts so gently caress him

you read me marco

gently caress

you

just loving call the goddamn video api

poty
Jun 21, 2008

虹はどこで終わるのですか? あなたの魂の中で、または地平線で?

lmao

(sent with balloons)

loquacius
Oct 21, 2008

apple just killed itself off (cartoon GRRM)

Vintersorg
Mar 3, 2004

President of
the Brendan Fraser
Fan Club



deadspin found one where you search "huge"

and its a gif of a dude getting head from porn

apparently it just pulls in gifs from bing

flakeloaf
Feb 26, 2003

Still better than android clock

clicked that article again because every picture in it is gold

flakeloaf
Feb 26, 2003

Still better than android clock

Vintersorg posted:

deadspin found one where you search "huge"

and its a gif of a dude getting head from porn

apparently it just pulls in gifs from bing

oh god

lol im dead

poty
Jun 21, 2008

虹はどこで終わるのですか? あなたの魂の中で、または地平線で?

indigi posted:

the Galaxy s7 is a little bit bigger than the iphone SE and is the perfect size imo

shame about samsung declaring jihad against their users

flakeloaf
Feb 26, 2003

Still better than android clock

zen death robot posted:

i searched "pepe" and got one of him loving the feels guys girlfriend while he sat dejected at his computer Apple gives no fucks people use iMessage to send all kinds of hosed up poo poo anyways

oh god i can hear the parental outrage squad clutching their pearls so tightly they shatter

loquacius
Oct 21, 2008

Vintersorg posted:

deadspin found one where you search "huge"

and its a gif of a dude getting head from porn

apparently it just pulls in gifs from bing

Bing is only good for porn, so this doesn't surprise me

Sniep
Mar 28, 2004

All I needed was that fatty blunt...



King of Breakfast
looks like "butt" is no longer a valid search term

Stymie
Jan 9, 2001

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
just an fyi if your waist size is larger than 28 you're too fat

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

Stymie posted:

just an fyi if your waist size is larger than 28 you're too fat

no comment on tim turning imessage into a porn lookup app?

flakeloaf
Feb 26, 2003

Still better than android clock

bring back imessage clbuttic

Davethulhu
Aug 12, 2003

Morbid Hound

ufarn posted:

unadvertised ios 10 feature for the goons still on the fence about upgrading

https://twitter.com/juliacarriew/status/776426933965852672

quote:

The anthropomorphised moving image shows Fluttershy bent over and pulling down her underwear. Her head is turned back towards the viewer displaying what looks like an expression of shame or embarrassment and which transforms into a coquettish smile once the underwear is down.

And I thought journalism was dead.

Stymie
Jan 9, 2001

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

exploding mummy posted:

no comment on tim turning imessage into a porn lookup app?

please reference my previous posts regarding ios 10 being poo poo garbage for gently caress idiots

thank you for your time

GameCube
Nov 21, 2006

Sniep posted:

looks like "butt" is no longer a valid search term

cool, now apple is suppressing our freedom of speech. i don't want my text messages to be censored at the whim of tim, so i will not be "upgrading" my phone.

Juul-Whip
Mar 10, 2008

Stymie posted:

just an fyi if your waist size is larger than 28 you're too fat

:agreed:

Shifty Pony
Dec 28, 2004

Up ta somethin'


Sniep posted:

looks like "butt" is no longer a valid search term

let the whack-a-mole begin!

it reminds me of that really old gbs thread where people tried to find phrases that didn't return sonic the hedgehog porn on deviantart.

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

c-spam cannot afford



Stymie posted:

just an fyi if your waist size is larger than 28 you're too fat

lol

Sniep
Mar 28, 2004

All I needed was that fatty blunt...



King of Breakfast

Stymie posted:

just an fyi if your waist size is larger than 28 you're too fat

Ha ha, only if he's 5'3"

THE BIG DOG DADDY
Oct 16, 2013

Rasheed was, with Aliases, the top 7 PvPers in Bone Krew.


No one talks about this.
if your waist size is less than 32 then I doubt you Do Labor

Hugh G. Rectum
Mar 1, 2011

aww yeah can't wait. when y'all getting yours?

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Shifty Pony
Dec 28, 2004

Up ta somethin'


also just fyi for those that don't already know this: the "waist" number for most ready to wear shorts/pants are subject to vanity sizing just like women's clothing sizes.

the more expensive the clothing the more likely it is to be properly sized.

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