Wedemeyer posted:

genesplicer posted:

I find it interesting that you came into his thread to tell him you are ignoring him. It's almost like Mrs. Genesplicer's second grade girls who get mad at each other, then spend the rest of the day pointing out to each other that they are not going to talk to each other any more.

So you hate his stuff. Good for you. Why not spend your time experiencing things you do enjoy? But perhaps what you enjoy is complaining. Fine. Why not go down to Denny's and complain that the steak there isn't nearly as good as that really nice steakhouse downtown? Or maybe you enjoy being a dick? Go for it, I guess. There are worse hobbies than spending your time proving how much you hate something.

I could never understand why people would spend so much time screaming about what they hate, rather than focusing on what they like. I'm more of a "Vote 1 and move on" sort of guy. But to each his own. For now, the Hipsters run GBS and are busy posturing to each other over who can hate everything more than the others.


Hole Wolf posted:

it's poo poo, genesplicer. it's really bad.

Every good and corrent person in that thread has brought me much joy and happiness. And Warren Zevon or whomever is a loving dickwad cocksucker.

Edit this thread i mean http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3312495&pagenumber=63&perpage=40#post421566366

Wedemeyer posted:

genesplicer posted:

I find it interesting that you came into his thread to tell him you are ignoring him. It's almost like Mrs. Genesplicer's second grade girls who get mad at each other, then spend the rest of the day pointing out to each other that they are not going to talk to each other any more.

So you hate his stuff. Good for you. Why not spend your time experiencing things you do enjoy? But perhaps what you enjoy is complaining. Fine. Why not go down to Denny's and complain that the steak there isn't nearly as good as that really nice steakhouse downtown? Or maybe you enjoy being a dick? Go for it, I guess. There are worse hobbies than spending your time proving how much you hate something.

I could never understand why people would spend so much time screaming about what they hate, rather than focusing on what they like. I'm more of a "Vote 1 and move on" sort of guy. But to each his own. For now, the Hipsters run GBS and are busy posturing to each other over who can hate everything more than the others.


Hole Wolf posted:

it's poo poo, genesplicer. it's really bad.

Every good and corrent person in that thread has brought me much joy and happiness. And Warren Zevon or whomever is a loving dickwad cocksucker.

Edit this thread i mean http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3312495&pagenumber=63&perpage=40#post421566366

Solice Kirsk posted:

Nope, but you just reminded me if this treasure:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k-uTnqYHZ-I

.dazedandconfused.. posted:

I would love to find this thread. I know it was around early Oct 2009. All I have is a message from Shine after he posted his first lift. Searching through my posts does not show anything for 2012.

Wedemeyer posted:

projecthalaxy posted:

Which one of the gigantic chat threads was it where someone made occasional comments about how their roommate was being uncharacteristically quiet, and their room smelled a bit, and then it turned out that their roommate had been dead for days and they had been living with a corpse?

Portals posted:

the roommate corpse saga

logical phalluses posted:

So this is slightly different from how I normally make chili. Mainly in that I usually use beef chuck instead of ground beef from a dead man. Also I'm a huge human being and I usually toast and grind my own chili pepper powder and cumin, but that's a pain in the rear end and fucks up my coffee grinder, so I didn't think it was worth it for this industrial batch of chili.


This recipe starts with the veggies, the most important of which are obviously chili peppers, because it's called loving chili. I usually use poblano and serrano, but I added a habenero this time because gently caress it. If I made this recipe in this quantity again (which hopefully I will never do), I'd probably add like one more habenero. You'll also want some onion and garlic. Roughly chop them all up and put them aside.


Now brown your ground beef that used to belong to someone who you knew who died tragically. Get a pan nice and hot, add the beef in batches just big enough to cover the pan, and salt and pepper the poo poo out of the meat. Make sure it actually gets brown, don't just heat it up and make it grey. The Maillard reaction is basically the only reason to be alive on this gay earth, so make the most of it. Normally I would brown my beef in the pan I'm actually using to cook the chili, but I wasn't about to brown six pounds of meat in my shitass stockpot, so I did it in a cast iron skillet. Set your enormous mound of beef aside. I forgot to get a picture of this.

Since we're not browning the meat in the stockpot, I rendered some bacon for fat and flavor. I also deglazed the skillet I used for browning the meat with a little beer and added that to the stockpot. Add the veggies, salt them and saute until they're soft.


Now add your liquids. I use crushed tomatoes, beef stock and brown or dark beer. Once the liquids are in, add the beef and spices. Chili powder is clearly the most important part, it's like the whole loving point of this dish. I used this whole bag of faggotty mexican pre-ground chili powder and it probably wasn't enough. Cumin, coriander, mexican oregano and bay leaf are also essential. Beyond that, do what you want. I added smoked paprika, allspice and cinnamon. I also chopped up some chipotles in adobo and added them, as well as some of the adobo sauce.



Ok, so now you have this poo poo:

Let it simmer covered for like 3 hours, then add like 6 squares of unsweetened baking chocolate. Reduce the poo poo out of it forever until it turns into like a thick meat slurry, and then salt it to taste. Don't salt it before you reduce it, dumbass. Once it's done, put it in some kind of container and stick it in the fridge overnight. The next day, take it out and remove the gross layer of orange fat on top so that it's not greasy as gently caress. Reheat and serve with some cornbread. You can also put it over rice or spaghetti or a hot dog or top that poo poo with some cheese and onions, whatever, I don't give a gently caress.

Chili made with ground beef sucks dicks kind of hard and I'm never making it again. Thanks a lot shitbirds.

a hole-y ghost posted:

laserghost posted:

I just remembered that goon who was quite good at cooking but had the dirtiest, rust-ridden kitchen imaginable.

Ah, literally first result in google for "something awful kitchen": Hell Kitchen of A Rambling Vagrant!

http://www.somethingawful.com/comedy-goldmine/hellkitchen-devils-eggs/1/

SirPhoebos posted:

What are the deet's of 's outing? Was it in a thread or was it on an irc channel?

Sir_Charles posted:

it was something sensitive

literally all they did was google his name, his entry in the sex offender registry is the first result

Germstore posted:

Whoa. Seems like the type of thing the mods would know.

VikingofRock posted:

I miss Abe's mod challenges.

Twigand Berries posted:

SirPhoebos posted:

What are the deet's of 's outing? Was it in a thread or was it on an irc channel?

Speaking of, there's was the goon guild for a bad MMO* called Archeage that had a pedophile officer that multiple goons defended long after his outing because he had the patience to gather wool or something. And then after the guild leaders finally relented and kicked the kid-fucker out, they tried to sneak him back in.

*_{(insert 'all MMOs are bad' joke here)}

Groovelord Neato posted:

peeps mentioned the heroin thread in tcc but the benzo thread was a 1000x better.

Solice Kirsk posted:

There was a pedo in charge of the Archeage goon squad? Ugh, glad I only played that game for like two days.

Pepper Belly posted:

So why is permabanned pedo BFM still in the guild and an officer at that?

http://imgur.com/gACVQUU

Facebook Aunt posted:

He got banned from goonfleet for posting pictures of the naked teenager on their forums where hundreds of goons saw it. This also had the effect of getting all homegrown porn banned from the forums entirely, because goons can't be trusted.

30.5 Days posted:

Bob's boat in Archeage was named icelandicteenager.

I did not know the meaning of that boat name at the time.

VikingofRock posted:

I miss Abe's mod challenges.

a hole-y ghost posted:

Yes, they were good.

I Said No posted:

say what you will about abe's stuff, the worst thing about him was he was always accompanied by a flight of brown-nosing cheerleaders whether he wanted it or not, especially when issuing a challenge
i always remember after challenges were issued there were a bunch of them always bothering the challenged going "tick tock, (username) " like they were just pathetically jonesing to see someone get banned or degrade themselves

Wedemeyer posted:

genesplicer posted:

I find it interesting that you came into his thread to tell him you are ignoring him. It's almost like Mrs. Genesplicer's second grade girls who get mad at each other, then spend the rest of the day pointing out to each other that they are not going to talk to each other any more.

So you hate his stuff. Good for you. Why not spend your time experiencing things you do enjoy? But perhaps what you enjoy is complaining. Fine. Why not go down to Denny's and complain that the steak there isn't nearly as good as that really nice steakhouse downtown? Or maybe you enjoy being a dick? Go for it, I guess. There are worse hobbies than spending your time proving how much you hate something.

I could never understand why people would spend so much time screaming about what they hate, rather than focusing on what they like. I'm more of a "Vote 1 and move on" sort of guy. But to each his own. For now, the Hipsters run GBS and are busy posturing to each other over who can hate everything more than the others.


Hole Wolf posted:

it's poo poo, genesplicer. it's really bad.

Every good and corrent person in that thread has brought me much joy and happiness. And Warren Zevon or whomever is a loving dickwad cocksucker.

Edit this thread i mean http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3312495&pagenumber=63&perpage=40#post421566366

RFC2324 posted:

I think i just realized why genesplicer has done so well as a mod.

Hes a school teacher, gbs is just another rowdy classroom to him.

a hole-y ghost posted:

work is work and play is work for old man gene

RFC2324 posted:

I think i just realized why genesplicer has done so well as a mod.

Hes a school teacher, gbs is just another rowdy classroom to him.

Sp1r0_Agn3W posted:

is he really? this makes so much sense

RFC2324 posted:

I'm pretty sure i remember him posting about it back before he became a mod. I want to say high school science.

CaptainSarcastic posted:

I'm pretty sure he said it was middle school science.

I Said No posted:

come to think of it wasn't someone challenged to do something that was straight-up illegal once? don't think that was issued by abe, maybe axemaniac? iirc they were held to it even though the peanut gallery was largely going "uhhh this is a really bad idea actually"

The Wizard of Poz posted:

im pretty sure he asked someone to post a tit photo as a mod challenge, and yeah it was axemaniac I think

VikingofRock posted:

I miss Abe's mod challenges.

Jon Irenicus posted:

One goon describing benzos as the warp songs in the Ocarina of Time, except it takes you to a hospital.