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Sunswipe
Feb 5, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

Foo Diddley posted:

His wife has just been trying to collect the reward this whole time

If I may quote Star Wars (Ben, you might know Star Wars: it's like the Wing Commander movie, only not loving retarded), "No reward is worth this." I imagine Mrs Lesnick saying that as she pushes aside the fourth layer of fat, turns on the lamp on her miner's helmet and finds the remains of the missing exploration team who went in last year.

Ben's fat.

Miner catte, according to GIS:

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Flarpy
Aug 13, 2016

Rad Russian posted:

CIG has the best bug forums. A few poor souls trying to actually report legit bugs and an army of shills swooping in and down-voting every report with "it's a feature". No wonder they haven't fixed anything in 2 years. CIG is perfect and does not produce bugs.

Yeah that must be pretty frustrating. Also I'm amused that they call attachments/screenshots "evidence", and it seems they need ten people to reproduce the bug within a month or it "expires".
Also the fact that their issue tracker seems custom just appears so wasteful.

Tijuana Bibliophile
Dec 30, 2008

Scratchmo

X-Ultron posted:

crberts eat the aegs

Eat the aegs crobrts

fyp

Flarpy
Aug 13, 2016
Maybe the artist has a bum keyboard

Beet Wagon
Oct 19, 2015





Tank Boy Ken posted:

When I was still working a physical demanding job, I HAD to eat that much calories in a day to NOT lose weight.


Gumbel2Gumbel posted:

I was up in the 4k range for awhile and losing weight, I just couldn't work up the appetite.

:same: at one point I had three physically demanding jobs and I spent every free minute surfing, swimming, or running. I could not eat enough (or afford to eat enough) to maintain my weight.

Mokinokaro
Sep 11, 2001

At the end of everything, hold onto anything



Fun Shoe

X-Ultron posted:

croberts eat the aegs

Eat the aegs croberts

Croberts doesn't like green aegs and spam.

Raskolnikov
Nov 25, 2003

Fatkraken posted:

OH poo poo THIS REMINDS ME GUESS WHAT JUST CAME OUT IN THE UK?



£20

The box is more upsetting than the food. For sure reason the full color cardboard that is soaked in grease (so it can't recycled easily) just gets me every time.

Cigstomper58
Aug 17, 2016

by FactsAreUseless

X-Ultron posted:

:lol: at the "it's supposed to be that way" defense. Nobody at CIG or RSI or whatever other dumb company name they work for takes any pride in anything they do, and the citizens don't even demand a quality product for all the time and money wasted on this dumpster fire. They are getting exactly what they want.

holy gently caress they are really saying its a feature

Xaerael
Aug 25, 2010

Marching Powder is objectively the worst poster known. He also needs to learn how a keyboard works.

Wait Wait.

Aegis = Aegs = Eggs

Sabre = Potato = Chips

Eggs and Chips

gently caress's sake, Ben. EVERYTHING is about food.

A Neurotic Jew
Feb 17, 2012

by exmarx
https://twitter.com/SandiGardiner/status/776495439268814848

Tsar Mikey
Nov 30, 2005


When will then be now?



I wonder if Ben Lesnick, Master of Space Ships, Developer is currently looking for the missing letter i? I think it's in the same place as the missing seat.

Colostomy Bag
Jan 11, 2016

:lesnick: C-Bangin' it :lesnick:

Missing chair. Missing letter. Business as usual.

Tsar Mikey
Nov 30, 2005


When will then be now?




The amount of open development and marketing happening here is amazing.

JB50
Feb 13, 2008


So much time spent on details no one will ever see. Meanwhile ships dont fly right and people clip through walls.

A Neurotic Jew
Feb 17, 2012

by exmarx
Around the Verse 3.7 - Austin : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=soR5XR5Sybc

Lladre
Jun 28, 2011


Soiled Meat
I was really hoping that coaster was from some Ultra's, but it's just a crappy music festival.

thatguy
Feb 5, 2003
I'm going to play for a while!

:v:

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

Playing games, watching movies, owning goons. 'sup
Pillbug

A few more wrinkles caused by worry/work stress as I force this peon to one side for a PR post who will be shouted at Croberts if this isnt completed before Citcon.

Lladre
Jun 28, 2011


Soiled Meat

I know it's beating a dead horse. But she looks like a dead horse.

Raskolnikov
Nov 25, 2003

A few wrinkles

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/38_Studios

A few wrinkles

http://www.ninds.nih.gov/disorders/lissencephaly/lissencephaly.htm

Raskolnikov fucked around with this message at 20:24 on Sep 15, 2016

Raskolnikov
Nov 25, 2003

A few wrinkles

Only registered members can see post attachments!

Skippy Granola
Sep 3, 2011

It's not what it looks like.
We've all aged horribly

Fatkraken
Jun 23, 2005

Fun-time is over.

Johnny Vaughan?

Raskolnikov
Nov 25, 2003

Skippy Granola posted:

We've all aged horribly
It's better than the alternative. Or is it? :smith:

Skippy Granola
Sep 3, 2011

It's not what it looks like.

Raskolnikov posted:

It's better than the alternative. Or is it? :smith:

Being young and beautiful and never having heard of star citizen?

Yeah I guess I'll take this bloated runaway schadenfreude oxcart

thatguy
Feb 5, 2003
Haha, think I just got a bug that proves you become a ship-shaped skin.

vyst
Aug 25, 2009



That looks like the guy from you don't know jack cover

A Neurotic Jew
Feb 17, 2012

by exmarx
Last week:

"and next week we'll check in with our Austin office to get some updates on 2.6"

This week:

Gumbel2Gumbel
Apr 28, 2010

thatguy posted:

Haha, think I just got a bug that proves you become a ship-shaped skin.

Details or I shoot Kayak.

Thoatse
Feb 29, 2016

Lol said the scorpion, lmao

Skippy Granola posted:

Being young and beautiful and never having heard of star citizen?

Yeah I guess I'll take this bloated runaway schadenfreude oxcart


Star Citizen > A Bloated Runaway Schadenfreude Oxcart

Slow_Moe
Feb 18, 2013

AP posted:

AEGIS IMPROPERLY SPELT AS AEGS ON SHIPS

ACTUAL RESULT
I also noticed this issue on the Retaliator as well.

EXPECTED RESULT
AEGS should be spelt AEGIS



Spelling successfl :downs:

his nibs
Feb 27, 2016

:kayak:Welcome to the:kayak:
Dream Factory
:kayak:
Grimey Drawer

elecobama18 minutes ago
THANK YOU - THANK YOU - THANK YOU SO MUCH to putting sooo much quality work in the sounddesign!!! i love you!!! and don't forget a hoversound of ships when landing or starting and in gravity on the surface of planetes!

Without Intent10 minutes ago
the fact that music changes based on condition, with a smooth transition and in a way that is fitting is superb.
ileus
ileus4 minutes ago
the stuff with the music is just awesome! great work

plenty of content :colbert:

Thoatse
Feb 29, 2016

Lol said the scorpion, lmao

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K8E_zMLCRNg

Tijuana Bibliophile
Dec 30, 2008

Scratchmo

Patch size reduction!!!

Raskolnikov
Nov 25, 2003

This is the great "Starve the goons" marketing push.

Double Agent
Mar 28, 2005

Maybe we're not just a bunch of frak-ups after all.

Tijuana Bibliophile posted:

Patch size reduction!!!

Did they remove more stuff from the game and call it a fix? There's nothing else to remove.

Tijuana Bibliophile
Dec 30, 2008

Scratchmo
Chris plugs Dual Universe :confused:

So what kind of escape hatch is this? Are they shutting SC down, camouflaged as "merging" the games? Or will they pull a yogsventures and give their backers a dual universe key when they shut SC down? :tinfoil:

Colostomy Bag
Jan 11, 2016

:lesnick: C-Bangin' it :lesnick:

his nibs posted:

elecobama18 minutes ago
THANK YOU - THANK YOU - THANK YOU SO MUCH to putting sooo much quality work in the sounddesign!!! i love you!!! and don't forget a hoversound of ships when landing or starting and in gravity on the surface of planetes!

Without Intent10 minutes ago
the fact that music changes based on condition, with a smooth transition and in a way that is fitting is superb.
ileus
ileus4 minutes ago
the stuff with the music is just awesome! great work

plenty of content :colbert:

Don't forget Roberts himself said in today's ATV that he is the one that originally developed dynamic music.

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

Tijuana Bibliophile posted:

Chris plugs Dual Universe :confused:

So what kind of escape hatch is this? Are they shutting SC down, camouflaged as "merging" the games? Or will they pull a yogsventures and give their backers a dual universe key when they shut SC down? :tinfoil:

He's just doing a CYA for when SC starts releasing some lovely patch on the same day or day before that DU releases something playable. Like he tried with Elite.

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bill_murray
Apr 27, 2016

Iglocska posted:

So, after not checking in for the past week or two, I finally got an e-mail from bbb.org that they've reviewed my answer to CIG (they claimed a bunch of BS in response to my refund request) and that they would close the case, but also show on their website my response to CIG and that I did not get my issue resolved.

Following this, I got an e-mail today from CIG's legal department that they have reviewed the case and on the 9th of September they authorised a payment of $140 (the last remaining disputed part of my account).

I am officially free! Thank you all that have helped with advice here!

I wish we had a grand total that has been refunded so far

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