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The Schwa posted:I was just about to post about how it's not enough Same.
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# ? Sep 15, 2016 01:26 |
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chitoryu12 posted:"Don't put cheese on your food! Put yeast on it instead!" It should surprise no one that I have hippie friends and family, and they all swear off honey because honeybees are an apparently invasive species where we live. I'm sure it's only a matter of days before they start burning down all the neighbourhood bee hives that people built to combat the issue with neonicotinoids. Honestly the best lifehack to remedy the situation is just to destroy all humans.
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# ? Sep 15, 2016 06:04 |
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No, because that would give cats free reign.
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# ? Sep 15, 2016 07:12 |
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Vegemite tastes like a paste made from garbage-water and salt. It is bad.
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# ? Sep 15, 2016 07:16 |
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Vegemite owns
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# ? Sep 15, 2016 09:06 |
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Picnic Princess posted:It should surprise no one that I have hippie friends and family, and they all swear off honey because honeybees are an apparently invasive species where we live. I'm sure it's only a matter of days before they start burning down all the neighbourhood bee hives that people built to combat the issue with neonicotinoids. What, precisely, is the issue with neonicotinoids that bees can combat. I'm too lazy to google, and wish for you to do all the heavy lifting here. TIA.
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# ? Sep 15, 2016 13:03 |
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Picnic Princess posted:Honestly the best lifehack to remedy the situation is just to destroy all humans. I'm good with this
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# ? Sep 15, 2016 13:07 |
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flosofl posted:What, precisely, is the issue with neonicotinoids that bees can combat. Neonicotinoids might be causing Colony Collapse Disorder. It's the hives, not the bees, that are combating it.
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# ? Sep 15, 2016 13:24 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nNX4P1MrLN8
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# ? Sep 15, 2016 15:58 |
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No I have not guy who sits alone in his darkened kitchen making videos of himself eating bananas.
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# ? Sep 15, 2016 16:15 |
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A lifehack that is stupid on purpose for a change. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3A9Pz1c-Mec
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# ? Sep 15, 2016 16:51 |
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As if I'm going to take advice from someone who opens their banana from the stem end.
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# ? Sep 15, 2016 17:37 |
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rydiafan posted:As if I'm going to take advice from someone who opens their banana from the stem end. I take it this has been brought up in this thread already, right? Who the hell decided that that's the "right" way to peel a banana? I have a feeling that was only spread around to see what idiots would dig their nails into the round end of the peel instead of grabbing the very obvious handle on top and pulling down.
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# ? Sep 15, 2016 18:56 |
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I do it the life hack way when I have acrylic nails on because I'm afraid I'll ruin them
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# ? Sep 15, 2016 19:00 |
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Hardcordion posted:Who the hell decided that that's the "right" way to peel a banana? i think that's how monkeys do it and since they are banana eating experts* someone decided thats the right way * like your mom! hey-o!
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# ? Sep 15, 2016 19:15 |
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Hardcordion posted:I take it this has been brought up in this thread already, right? Who the hell decided that that's the "right" way to peel a banana? I have a feeling that was only spread around to see what idiots would dig their nails into the round end of the peel instead of grabbing the very obvious handle on top and pulling down. I'm a dirty degenerate who started opening bananas from the bottom. I tried it and found it just simpler and easier than peeling from the stem. You don't have to dig into it, just pinch and peel. Opening from the stem requires you to actually break the peel at a relatively strong point. Anyone who does it because "that's how monkeys do it" is an idiot though. Monkeys just tear into it from the side or wherever, because they're animals and not some wise banana gurus from ~nature~.
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# ? Sep 15, 2016 19:42 |
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Hardcordion posted:I take it this has been brought up in this thread already, right? Who the hell decided that that's the "right" way to peel a banana? I have a feeling that was only spread around to see what idiots would dig their nails into the round end of the peel instead of grabbing the very obvious handle on top and pulling down. If it's an obvious handle then you should hold it to eat it I don't give a poo poo how anyone eats bananas
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# ? Sep 15, 2016 19:50 |
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LogisticEarth posted:Opening from the stem requires you to actually break the peel at a relatively strong point. Jesus christ. It doesn't require you to pinch anything so it's obviously superior though.
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# ? Sep 15, 2016 19:55 |
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Butt Ox posted:If it's an obvious handle then you should hold it to eat it https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7UIThICPEY8
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# ? Sep 15, 2016 19:58 |
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She just said the hierarchy of needs before discussing how to be the most bougie gently caress in the world. Eat the loving rich.
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# ? Sep 15, 2016 20:07 |
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LogisticEarth posted:I'm a dirty degenerate who started opening bananas from the bottom. I tried it and found it just simpler and easier than peeling from the stem. You don't have to dig into it, just pinch and peel. Opening from the stem requires you to actually break the peel at a relatively strong point. Yes, I've seen Chimps just straight up bite into the side of a banana, monkeys and apes are in no way experts on eating a fruit that isn't even normally a part of their diet. That'd be like watching a jaguar to see the correct way to eat a giant panda.
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# ? Sep 15, 2016 20:14 |
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Kwyndig posted:That'd be like watching a jaguar to see the correct way to eat a giant panda. One bite at a time?
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# ? Sep 15, 2016 20:15 |
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Jerry Cotton posted:Jesus christ. You're probably tying your shoes the wrong way too. Really though, I phrased that poorly. The top of a banana is "strong" but not in a way that requires any special effort. Rather, the peel is thicker and can have a habit of breaking at an odd or annoying point (too high, too low). The bottom just breaks more consistently.
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# ? Sep 15, 2016 20:18 |
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LogisticEarth posted:You're probably tying your shoes the wrong way too. Life hack: VELCRO-FASTENED SHOES
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# ? Sep 15, 2016 20:22 |
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LogisticEarth posted:You're probably tying your shoes the wrong way too. Who could ever care about this what the gently caress
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# ? Sep 15, 2016 20:34 |
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I'm secretly an agent of Satan, trying to turn you away from the convenient pull-tab at the top of all bananas, which is proof of Creation's intelligent design.
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# ? Sep 15, 2016 20:45 |
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Waci posted:The amount looks right but it's spread too unevenly, there's obviously visible lumps and the corners are ungooped. It's the proper amount if you're just trying Vegemite though. That poo poo is way too potent for an inexperienced palette.
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# ? Sep 15, 2016 21:01 |
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Paladinus posted:A lifehack that is stupid on purpose for a change. Spot the dickbutt.
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# ? Sep 15, 2016 21:32 |
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Here dumbasses y'all've been wrong this whole time an you didn't even know it https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dcy-nipyTEQ Hack this motherfuckers.
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# ? Sep 15, 2016 21:38 |
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Just loving eat the banana however you want, it just turns to poo poo in the end anyway
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# ? Sep 16, 2016 06:26 |
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LogisticEarth posted:You're probably tying your shoes the wrong way too.
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# ? Sep 16, 2016 09:38 |
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It always bugged me that he essentially just shoves the banana in his mouth rather than really eating it
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# ? Sep 16, 2016 15:21 |
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Jerry Cotton posted:Life hack: VELCRO-FASTENED SHOES Where does the meat go
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# ? Sep 16, 2016 19:11 |
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Bobby Digital posted:Where does the meat go In Me
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# ? Sep 16, 2016 20:18 |
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Karate Bastard posted:Here dumbasses y'all've been wrong this whole time an you didn't even know it Exclusive? What the hell does that even mean?
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# ? Sep 16, 2016 20:22 |
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Karate Bastard posted:Here dumbasses y'all've been wrong this whole time an you didn't even know it that move is so hot that he literally had a fire extinguisher in the middle of the floor
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I think we should imitate the banana pros: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=39I9xrf9iRU
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# ? Sep 16, 2016 21:30 |
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rydiafan posted:Exclusive? What the hell does that even mean? Means he wants none of y'alls poo poo up in his poo poo. Very exclusive him.
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# ? Sep 16, 2016 21:46 |
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Someone grab Arnie's shotgun reload move from Terminator 2 and edit in a banana.
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# ? Sep 16, 2016 21:50 |
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Most of the LIFE HACKS in this list are, in fact, (bad) recipes.
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