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chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

Who wants some nuts?

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chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

Double posting but I just had to steal this from the Middle East thread.

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?
Their military R&D and procurement systems are run by 11 year olds

Proud Christian Mom
Dec 20, 2006
READING COMPREHENSION IS HARD
the world really needs more GI Joe inspired equipment

Time Crisis Actor
Apr 28, 2002

by Hand Knit

chitoryu12 posted:

Double posting but I just had to steal this from the Middle East thread.

What is this poo poo? I watched the video and didn't see any jets or rockets or anything. I feel cheated!

Genocide Tendency
Dec 24, 2009

I get mental health care from the medical equivalent of Skillcraft.


go3 posted:

the world really needs more GI Joe inspired equipment

YOU ARE IN LUCK! THIS ONE IS FOR SALE!!

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit

I bet they don't even have a remote control underwater drill

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

Pesticide20 posted:

B1 show of force in Afghanistan is a treasured memory of mine

Apparently they just did to a loving drug runner boat a few weeks ago in the Caribbean. :lol: The guys started pitching all their stuff over the side.

chitoryu12 posted:

Double posting but I just had to steal this from the Middle East thread.

So the engines look photoshopped on, right? Or is that :thejoke: ?

Third World Reagan
May 19, 2008

Imagine four 'mechs waiting in a queue. Time works the same way.

chitoryu12 posted:

Double posting but I just had to steal this from the Middle East thread.

just came to post this because just lol if true

MA-Horus
Dec 3, 2006

I'm sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of how awesome I am.

Is...Is that a jet-powered catamaran?

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

MA-Horus posted:

Is...Is that a jet-powered catamaran?

In the storied history of Iranian military "showoff" pictures, sure.

Hexyflexy
Sep 2, 2011

asymptotically approaching one

Godholio posted:

In the storied history of Iranian military "showoff" pictures, sure.

Wouldn't you loving love that job though. "Here is our entire arsenal, bolt it together however you want and get a cool loving photo, and no, we don't care if it works".

Best contractor job ever.

Proud Christian Mom
Dec 20, 2006
READING COMPREHENSION IS HARD
imagine how many jet powered catamarans we'd have if we did that instead of the Independence/Freedom classes

Phanatic
Mar 13, 2007

Please don't forget that I am an extremely racist idiot who also has terrible opinions about the Culture series.

go3 posted:

imagine how many jet powered catamarans we'd have if we did that instead of the Independence/Freedom classes

Probably more useful than LCS.

Riot Carol Danvers
Jul 30, 2004

It's super dumb, but I can't stop myself. This is just kind of how I do things.

MA-Horus posted:

Is...Is that a jet-powered catamaran?

If photoshopping jets onto it counts then sure

Seizure Meat
Jul 23, 2008

by Smythe
it'll be useful putting out oil rig fires I guess

Slim Pickens
Jan 12, 2007

Grimey Drawer
:eyepop:

my kinda ape
Sep 15, 2008

Everything's gonna be A-OK
Oven Wrangler
I don't like being in future anymore :(

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
allahu akbar

milk milk lemonade
Jul 29, 2016
Wow owned

Centcom needs to up its social media game

not caring here
Feb 22, 2012

blazemastah 2 dry 4 u
I like the crease in his pants.

Business casual when the business is killing.

milk milk lemonade
Jul 29, 2016
All I could think is that if that dudes a solider his feet must get nasty af in those sandals

monkeytennis
Apr 26, 2007


Toilet Rascal
I think that's fake.

Diabeesting
Apr 29, 2006

turn right to escape
No, thats real. The Kurds shamed the west pretty hard after media dubbed her "Kudish Angelina Jolie" and idolized her, forgetting she was a front line fighter against ISIS, a job that doesn't have the greatest life expectancy.
http://www.bbc.com/news/world-middle-east-37337908

aphid_licker
Jan 7, 2009


The whole hot badass babe propaganda angle is so loving lame.

Tiny Timbs
Sep 6, 2008

aphid_licker posted:

The whole hot badass babe propaganda angle is so loving lame.

The internet does this to every attractive women in a masculine field. "Look at this hot loving sliz, she calls herself a scientist!" It is super loving lame.

Seizure Meat
Jul 23, 2008

by Smythe
to be fair, it was a thing as far back as WWII

aphid_licker
Jan 7, 2009


I'm sure it goes back way past Jeanne d'Arc and even fuckin Boudica.

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

Not the same woman.

Edit: According to discussion months ago.

Beastie
Nov 3, 2006

They used to call me tricky-kid, I lived the life they wish they did.


Yeah he's tweeting at the woman in the first pic to taunt her.

dubzee
Oct 23, 2008



:drat:




More jackets: http://www.vintag.es/2016/09/bomber-jacket-art-see-us-air-force.html

mlmp08
Jul 11, 2004

Prepare for my priapic projectile's exalted penetration
Nap Ghost
Ow.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FyfK1tea3zo

Nostalgia4Dogges
Jun 18, 2004

Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.

lol if you think that's the same woman

Cabbage Disrespect
Apr 24, 2009

ROBUST COMBAT
Leonard Riflepiss
Soiled Meat
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=55KMPVr20c0

mlmp08
Jul 11, 2004

Prepare for my priapic projectile's exalted penetration
Nap Ghost

Those are some good explosions.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4FwwBYzU2gE

E: gently caress, kinetic flares are fast as poo poo. The forward-firing flares just run the gently caress away from a pointy-nose jet likes it's nothing.

mlmp08 fucked around with this message at 04:39 on Sep 22, 2016

Time Crisis Actor
Apr 28, 2002

by Hand Knit

The only acceptable reason to join the modern military is to become a fighter pilot

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?
Jolly Rogers died with the Tomcat. :colbert:

Edit: Kiss your next 24 minutes goodbye
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QCmEFrWDAUY

Edit2: Holy poo poo, tomorrow is the 10th anniversary of the F-14's retirement.

Godholio fucked around with this message at 05:13 on Sep 22, 2016

Cabbage Disrespect
Apr 24, 2009

ROBUST COMBAT
Leonard Riflepiss
Soiled Meat
^^^ I don't think anything will ever top the first minute or so of that video. It's hands-down the best intro ever and I end up watching the whole thing every time it's posted.

mlmp08 posted:

E: gently caress, kinetic flares are fast as poo poo. The forward-firing flares just run the gently caress away from a pointy-nose jet likes it's nothing.

Uhh excuse me do you mean kinematic flares

(They are cool zippy little fuckers, though, totally agreed)

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Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro

Deathy McDeath posted:

The only acceptable reason to join the modern military is to become a fighter pilot

My older brother did this and then they gave him a Harrier, lol

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