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some kinda jackal
Feb 25, 2003

 
 
Not what you're looking for, but this is one of my favourites

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AG26IoRBuWQ&t=9s

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some kinda jackal
Feb 25, 2003

 
 
Oh, is it Marge's "Cannons are designed to hurt! They're designed to hurt!" ?

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

Martytoof posted:

Oh, is it Marge's "Cannons are designed to hurt! They're designed to hurt!" ?

Quit copying me!

some kinda jackal
Feb 25, 2003

 
 

TMMadman posted:

Quit copying me!

Step over this line, I'll kick your butt..


a-at Nintendo

Root Bear
Nov 15, 2004

DARKEST SKETCH

Martytoof posted:

Oh, is it Marge's "Cannons are designed to hurt! They're designed to hurt!" ?

I don't say "evasion", I say "avoision"! :mad:

some kinda jackal
Feb 25, 2003

 
 

Root Bear posted:

I don't say "evasion", I say "avoision"! :mad:

It's a perfectly cromulent word.

Doctor_Fruitbat
Jun 2, 2013


Root Bear posted:

I don't say "evasion", I say "avoision"! :mad:

The Nastier Nate
May 22, 2005

All aboard the corona bus!

HONK! HONK!


Yams Fan

Root Bear posted:

I don't say "evasion", I say "avoision"! :mad:

The finger thing means the taxes!

York_M_Chan
Sep 11, 2003

The Nastier Nate posted:

The finger thing means the taxes!

I've never seen them fing. :colbert:

DizzyBum
Apr 16, 2007


York_M_Chan posted:

I've never seen them fing. :colbert:

There's got to be a way out of this...

York_M_Chan, chop off my hands!

Justice Sloth
Jun 10, 2012

Damn skippy.

Hard Clumping posted:

Help me please I am losing my mind

Is it Bart flipping through junk mail saying "Freeze your termites... Zap your termites... Gas your termites... SAVE the termites..."?

IMJack
Apr 16, 2003

Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.


Fun Shoe

Justice Sloth posted:

Is it Bart flipping through junk mail saying "Freeze your termites... Zap your termites... Gas your termites... SAVE the termites..."?

Third notice ... Final notice ... Some guys are coming!?

some kinda jackal
Feb 25, 2003

 
 

IMJack posted:

Third notice ... Final notice ... Some guys are coming!?

Hired goons? :confused:

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

"Hi Everybody!"

IMJack posted:

Third notice ... Final notice ... Some guys are coming!?

Is it about my cube? :ohdear:

Boardroom Jimmy
Aug 20, 2006

Ahhh ballet

IMJack posted:

Third notice ... Final notice ... Some guys are coming!?

This is the Repo Depot. I'm just calling to distract you while we repossess your plow.

Root Bear
Nov 15, 2004

DARKEST SKETCH

York_M_Chan posted:

I've never seen them fing. :colbert:

:350: Oh there they go...

twerking on the railroad
Jun 23, 2007

Get on my level

DizzyBum posted:

There's got to be a way out of this...

York_M_Chan, chop off my hands!

They'll grow back, right?

FanofPortals
Sep 22, 2006

BILL FILLMAFF'S GREATEST DISAPPOINTMENT

Skeesix posted:

They'll grow back, right?

Oh...yeah :ohdear:

MrSlam
Apr 25, 2014

And there you sat, eating hamburgers while the world cried.

MrSlam can't breathe!
Oh no!

FanofPortals
Sep 22, 2006

BILL FILLMAFF'S GREATEST DISAPPOINTMENT

MrSlam posted:

MrSlam can't breathe!
Oh no!

I certainly shouldn't have said...it was illegal.
Ehhh it's too hot out today :sweatdrop:

Root Bear
Nov 15, 2004

DARKEST SKETCH

FanofPortals posted:

I certainly shouldn't have said...it was illegal.
Ehhh it's too hot out today :sweatdrop:

You mean I shaved my bikini zone for nothing?! :mad:

The SituAsian
Oct 29, 2006

I'm a mess in distress
But we're still the best dressed

FanofPortals posted:

I certainly shouldn't have said...it was illegal.
Ehhh it's too hot out today :sweatdrop:

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

Class3KillStorm
Feb 17, 2011




Baka-nin
Jan 25, 2015


some kinda jackal
Feb 25, 2003

 
 

Hey, no eating in the tank!

mrfart
May 26, 2004

Dear diary, today I
became a captain.

Martytoof posted:

Hey, no eating in the tank!

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

Martytoof posted:

Hey, no eating in the tank!

Hey, I've got a question for you. Could Jesus microwave a burrito so hot that he himself could not eat it.

Boardroom Jimmy
Aug 20, 2006

Ahhh ballet

TMMadman posted:

Hey, I've got a question for you. Could Jesus microwave a burrito so hot that he himself could not eat it.

The ventriloquist goes to heaven. The dummy does not.

some kinda jackal
Feb 25, 2003

 
 

Boardroom Jimmy posted:

The ventriloquist goes to heaven. The dummy does not.

some kinda jackal
Feb 25, 2003

 
 

TMMadman posted:

Hey, I've got a question for you. Could Jesus microwave a burrito so hot that he himself could not eat it.

Root Bear
Nov 15, 2004

DARKEST SKETCH


That oughta hold those S.O.B's :smugbert:

Baka-nin
Jan 25, 2015

Root Bear posted:

That oughta hold those S.O.B's :smugbert:

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

Let's see the left.

some kinda jackal
Feb 25, 2003

 
 

Do over Ham
Mar 20, 2009

Hard Clumping posted:

I've been looking for a quote for a few hours and it keeps eluding me; maybe you all could help. A character (my memory says it's Marge but I'm becoming less and less sure) says the same phrase over and over, placing emphasis on a different word each time. Kinda similar to that thing going around the internet where you say "i never said SHE stole my money," or "i never said she STOLE my money" to create a different meaning each time.

Help me please I am losing my mind

Well, it's always in the last place you look.

Antitonic
Sep 24, 2011

Invented By Gandhi
Don't forget to look in his shoes. When I lose something, sometimes it turns up in my shoes.

IMJack
Apr 16, 2003

Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.


Fun Shoe

Antitonic posted:

Don't forget to look in his shoes. When I lose something, sometimes it turns up in my shoes.

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Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

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