- Germstore
- Oct 17, 2012
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It seemed inherently nonsensical to me because optical mice don't have a trackball at all but I guess an optical trackball has the ball AND the lasers. Modern technology!
I was thinking more like a boil or like a huge blister but yeah same general idea
the trackball must have a ball to track, but the tracking is now done optically instead of with rollers.
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Sep 16, 2016 19:07
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- revmoo
- May 25, 2006
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#basta
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The audience is the same audience trackballs have always had. Of course they are optical now.
Trackball people are loving weird
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Sep 16, 2016 19:10
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- Germstore
- Oct 17, 2012
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A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time
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I used a trackball for years with a tiny rear end laptop desk because of limited space.
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Sep 16, 2016 19:12
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- Nooner
- Mar 26, 2011
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AN A+ OPSTER (:
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I feel like there is some potential for some sort of joke about "jacking Off" here, anyone have any ideas? wanna workshop this one with me?
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Sep 16, 2016 19:13
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- FedEx Mercury
- Jan 7, 2004
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Me bad posting? That's unpossible!
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Lipstick Apathy
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the trackball must have a ball to track, but the tracking is now done optically instead of with rollers.
They still need the rollers to physically hold the ball, but now there's a vision system as well, hah
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Sep 16, 2016 19:13
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- Genderfluent
- Jul 15, 2015
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Same but 2 buttons, ideally a scroll-wheel, and I don't care who made it.
Somehow Apple can't even meet that standard.
The apple mouse uses gestures, which actually gives you more control over what the mouse does buddy.
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Sep 16, 2016 19:35
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- Nooner
- Mar 26, 2011
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AN A+ OPSTER (:
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Something like "they are taking the headphone JACK OFF(!) of the phone" I don't know just trying to get the ball rolling here
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Sep 16, 2016 19:37
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- Novo
- May 13, 2003
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Stercorem pro cerebro habes
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Soiled Meat
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I feel like there is some potential for some sort of joke about "jacking Off" here, anyone have any ideas? wanna workshop this one with me?
someone already referred to this as "jack-off gate", I think we should try to make it stick
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Sep 16, 2016 19:43
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- loquacius
- Oct 21, 2008
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Something like "they are taking the headphone JACK OFF(!) of the phone" I don't know just trying to get the ball rolling here
Apple engineers are jacking off over haptic feedback!!!
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Sep 16, 2016 19:43
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- ConstantDelays
- Jan 1, 2013
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Something like "they are taking the headphone JACK OFF(!) of the phone" I don't know just trying to get the ball rolling here
How about 'whoever made the decision to remove the headphone jack must be a real JACK OFF'?
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Sep 16, 2016 19:45
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- fishing with the fam
- Feb 29, 2008
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Durr
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Nick Cage: "I wanna take its jack...off!"
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Sep 16, 2016 19:59
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- a bone to pick
- Sep 14, 2011
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by FactsAreUseless
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Maybe it should be Headphone Jane Doe since she's missing.
a bone to pick fucked around with this message at 20:04 on Sep 16, 2016
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Sep 16, 2016 20:02
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- blugu64
- Jul 17, 2006
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Do you realize that fluoridation is the most monstrously conceived and dangerous communist plot we have ever had to face?
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Trackballs are great if your keyboard doesn't have a Trackpoint
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Sep 16, 2016 20:05
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- Nooner
- Mar 26, 2011
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AN A+ OPSTER (:
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them apple boiz are all gonna go blind what with all this jacking off!!
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Sep 16, 2016 20:09
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- personable decorum
- Sep 7, 2016
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it sucks when u just turn off and tune out eh people call u a robocop ;f
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Sep 16, 2016 20:09
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- XMNN
- Apr 26, 2008
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I am incredibly stupid
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whats wrong with a mouse on the couch
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Sep 17, 2016 00:21
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- thoughts and prayers
- Apr 22, 2013
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Love heals all wounds. We hope you continually carry love in your heart. Today and always, may loving memories bring you peace, comfort, and strength. We sympathize with the family of (Name). We shall never forget you in our prayers and thoughts. I am at a loss for words during this sorrowful time.
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Apple could literally tell its fans they have to eat poo poo if they want a new iPhone, and they'd all be on the Internet the next day talking about how really poo poo doesn't taste that bad (have you tried it??? that's what I thought!!!), and it's not a big deal because you just swallow it in one go without chewing and then it's over and you have an awesome new iPhone, and everyone needs to stop being a drama queen about it already, etc etc etc
Yeah, no
It's one of the to 10 most valuable companies in the world, a HUGE number of people use Apple products across all ages, social strata, education levels, technical savviness, etcetera. There is no such thing as an 'Apple Fan' because you can find anyone in their user base.
You are really an idiot child that needs to make up wild stories about people that don't exist to massage your tenderhole, that's great, a literally tiny difference in a computer product is enough to make such wild value judgments, etcetera.
Do yourself a favor and read up on 'the narcissism of small differences' and grok what it means while you can, because if you really still believed all this poo poo after, say, age 28 when your brain actually fully forms, then that would be incredibly sad.
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Sep 17, 2016 00:32
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- CaptainSarcastic
- Jul 6, 2013
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Yeah, no
It's one of the to 10 most valuable companies in the world, a HUGE number of people use Apple products across all ages, social strata, education levels, technical savviness, etcetera. There is no such thing as an 'Apple Fan' because you can find anyone in their user base.
You are really an idiot child that needs to make up wild stories about people that don't exist to massage your tenderhole, that's great, a literally tiny difference in a computer product is enough to make such wild value judgments, etcetera.
Do yourself a favor and read up on 'the narcissism of small differences' and grok what it means while you can, because if you really still believed all this poo poo after, say, age 28 when your brain actually fully forms, then that would be incredibly sad.
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Sep 17, 2016 00:34
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- KakerMix
- Apr 8, 2004
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8.2 M.P.G.
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whats wrong with a mouse on the couch
My dick is so huge that I don't have to room to mouse it up obv
Yeah, no
It's one of the to 10 most valuable companies in the world, a HUGE number of people use Apple products across all ages, social strata, education levels, technical savviness, etcetera. There is no such thing as an 'Apple Fan' because you can find anyone in their user base.
You are really an idiot child that needs to make up wild stories about people that don't exist to massage your tenderhole, that's great, a literally tiny difference in a computer product is enough to make such wild value judgments, etcetera.
Do yourself a favor and read up on 'the narcissism of small differences' and grok what it means while you can, because if you really still believed all this poo poo after, say, age 28 when your brain actually fully forms, then that would be incredibly sad.
Source your quotes otherwise I'm going to source this one but say it's from "a nice meltdown"
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Sep 17, 2016 00:42
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- hawowanlawow
- Jul 27, 2009
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Yeah, no
It's one of the to 10 most valuable companies in the world, a HUGE number of people use Apple products across all ages, social strata, education levels, technical savviness, etcetera. There is no such thing as an 'Apple Fan' because you can find anyone in their user base.
You are really an idiot child that needs to make up wild stories about people that don't exist to massage your tenderhole, that's great, a literally tiny difference in a computer product is enough to make such wild value judgments, etcetera.
Do yourself a favor and read up on 'the narcissism of small differences' and grok what it means while you can, because if you really still believed all this poo poo after, say, age 28 when your brain actually fully forms, then that would be incredibly sad.
lmao
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Sep 17, 2016 01:11
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- Smythe
- Oct 12, 2003
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Yeah, no
It's one of the to 10 most valuable companies in the world, a HUGE number of people use Apple products across all ages, social strata, education levels, technical savviness, etcetera. There is no such thing as an 'Apple Fan' because you can find anyone in their user base.
You are really an idiot child that needs to make up wild stories about people that don't exist to massage your tenderhole, that's great, a literally tiny difference in a computer product is enough to make such wild value judgments, etcetera.
Do yourself a favor and read up on 'the narcissism of small differences' and grok what it means while you can, because if you really still believed all this poo poo after, say, age 28 when your brain actually fully forms, then that would be incredibly sad.
lmfao
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Sep 17, 2016 01:12
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- Vegetable
- Oct 22, 2010
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Yeah, no
It's one of the to 10 most valuable companies in the world, a HUGE number of people use Apple products across all ages, social strata, education levels, technical savviness, etcetera. There is no such thing as an 'Apple Fan' because you can find anyone in their user base.
You are really an idiot child that needs to make up wild stories about people that don't exist to massage your tenderhole, that's great, a literally tiny difference in a computer product is enough to make such wild value judgments, etcetera.
Do yourself a favor and read up on 'the narcissism of small differences' and grok what it means while you can, because if you really still believed all this poo poo after, say, age 28 when your brain actually fully forms, then that would be incredibly sad.
keep going im cumming
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Sep 17, 2016 01:13
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- Nic Cage dick cage
- Jun 23, 2009
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Yeah, no
It's one of the to 10 most valuable companies in the world, a HUGE number of people use Apple products across all ages, social strata, education levels, technical savviness, etcetera. There is no such thing as an 'Apple Fan' because you can find anyone in their user base.
You are really an idiot child that needs to make up wild stories about people that don't exist to massage your tenderhole, that's great, a literally tiny difference in a computer product is enough to make such wild value judgments, etcetera.
Do yourself a favor and read up on 'the narcissism of small differences' and grok what it means while you can, because if you really still believed all this poo poo after, say, age 28 when your brain actually fully forms, then that would be incredibly sad.
You are that upset guy with the hair and sunglasses and hand over mouth from the picture aren't you? Yes.
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Sep 17, 2016 01:17
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- Away all Goats
- Jul 5, 2005
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Goose's rebellion
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Yeah, no
It's one of the to 10 most valuable companies in the world, a HUGE number of people use Apple products across all ages, social strata, education levels, technical savviness, etcetera. There is no such thing as an 'Apple Fan' because you can find anyone in their user base.
You are really an idiot child that needs to make up wild stories about people that don't exist to massage your tenderhole, that's great, a literally tiny difference in a computer product is enough to make such wild value judgments, etcetera.
Do yourself a favor and read up on 'the narcissism of small differences' and grok what it means while you can, because if you really still believed all this poo poo after, say, age 28 when your brain actually fully forms, then that would be incredibly sad.
How was the line up today
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Sep 17, 2016 01:36
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- LethalGeek
- Nov 4, 2009
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Yeah, no
It's one of the to 10 most valuable companies in the world, a HUGE number of people use Apple products across all ages, social strata, education levels, technical savviness, etcetera. There is no such thing as an 'Apple Fan' because you can find anyone in their user base.
You are really an idiot child that needs to make up wild stories about people that don't exist to massage your tenderhole, that's great, a literally tiny difference in a computer product is enough to make such wild value judgments, etcetera.
Do yourself a favor and read up on 'the narcissism of small differences' and grok what it means while you can, because if you really still believed all this poo poo after, say, age 28 when your brain actually fully forms, then that would be incredibly sad.
bwahahahahahaha
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Sep 17, 2016 01:43
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- ElGroucho
- Nov 1, 2005
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We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane
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Fun Shoe
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Yeah, no
It's one of the to 10 most valuable companies in the world, a HUGE number of people use Apple products across all ages, social strata, education levels, technical savviness, etcetera. There is no such thing as an 'Apple Fan' because you can find anyone in their user base.
You are really an idiot child that needs to make up wild stories about people that don't exist to massage your tenderhole, that's great, a literally tiny difference in a computer product is enough to make such wild value judgments, etcetera.
Do yourself a favor and read up on 'the narcissism of small differences' and grok what it means while you can, because if you really still believed all this poo poo after, say, age 28 when your brain actually fully forms, then that would be incredibly sad.
Yo calm down
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Sep 17, 2016 01:48
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- blugu64
- Jul 17, 2006
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Do you realize that fluoridation is the most monstrously conceived and dangerous communist plot we have ever had to face?
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grok
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Sep 17, 2016 01:59
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- thathonkey
- Jul 17, 2012
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all i know is i wouldnt be caught dead texting a hot babe with green speech bubbles 😵
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Sep 17, 2016 02:01
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- revmoo
- May 25, 2006
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#basta
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Yeah, no
It's one of the to 10 most valuable companies in the world, a HUGE number of people use Apple products across all ages, social strata, education levels, technical savviness, etcetera. There is no such thing as an 'Apple Fan' because you can find anyone in their user base.
You are really an idiot child that needs to make up wild stories about people that don't exist to massage your tenderhole, that's great, a literally tiny difference in a computer product is enough to make such wild value judgments, etcetera.
Do yourself a favor and read up on 'the narcissism of small differences' and grok what it means while you can, because if you really still believed all this poo poo after, say, age 28 when your brain actually fully forms, then that would be incredibly sad.
Haha loving quoting this
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Sep 17, 2016 02:05
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- thathonkey
- Jul 17, 2012
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Green text bubbles mean it was sent from something other than an iPhone, right?
yeah aka by a poor
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- Germstore
- Oct 17, 2012
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A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time
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genius
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