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MichiganCubbie
Dec 11, 2008

I love that I have an erection...

...that doesn't involve homeless people.

Krowley posted:

Does Lex Luther have alopecia?

That version doesn't because he has eyebrows.

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Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.


MichiganCubbie posted:

That version doesn't because he has eyebrows.

They could be fake.

Mouse Dresser
Sep 4, 2002

This isn't Middle Earth, Quentin. There aren't enough noble quests to go around.

Tiggum posted:

They could be fake.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.
The man can't even grow his own hair?! Come on!

Shwqa
Feb 13, 2012

Krowley posted:

Does Lex Luther have alopecia?

No he has cancer.

DACK FAYDEN
Feb 25, 2013

Bear Witness

Krowley posted:

Does Lex Luther have alopecia?
I think at one point he canonically lost all his hair when Superman foiled one of his evil plans as a teen back in Smallville.

I know in All-Star Superman he draws his eyebrows on with a pencil because he doesn't have natural ones.

Vaxine
Apr 3, 2005

DACK FAYDEN posted:

I think at one point he canonically lost all his hair when Superman foiled one of his evil plans as a teen back in Smallville.

I know in All-Star Superman he draws his eyebrows on with a pencil because he doesn't have natural ones.

Luthor was a good guy and a friend of Superboy back in Smallville. There was a fire in his lab and Superboy went to save him. In the process, some chemicals got knocked over which caused Luthor to lose his hair. This made him pretty mad and started on his mission to destroy Superboy/Superman.

:goonsay:

Dungeon Ecology
Feb 9, 2011


man that is a sick burn

SurreptitiousMuffin
Mar 21, 2010
Where I come from, 'diddle' is slang for penis.

pic checks out

Sininu
Jan 8, 2014

You Are A Werewolf
Apr 26, 2010

Black Gold!

SurreptitiousMuffin posted:

Where I come from, 'diddle' is slang for penis.

So are you telling me Ned Flanders likes the D?

Zamboni Rodeo
Jul 19, 2007

NEVER play "Lady of Spain" AGAIN!





Oh Jesus, I can't look away.

(Also, is that Hulk Hogan?)

Sininu
Jan 8, 2014

Zamboni_Rodeo posted:

(Also, is that Hulk Hogan?)

I don't know, but I doubt it as I think it would be way more known video if it was him.

Kwyndig
Sep 23, 2006

Heeeeeey


Zamboni_Rodeo posted:

Oh Jesus, I can't look away.

(Also, is that Hulk Hogan?)

Nah, he's never worn pants like that in the ring as far as I can tell.

Umbra Dubium
Nov 23, 2007

The British Empire was built on cups of tea, and if you think I'm going into battle without one, you're sorely mistaken!



I think that's Johnny Ace doing his signature manoeuvre.

bunky
Aug 29, 2004

Zamboni_Rodeo posted:

Oh Jesus, I can't look away.

(Also, is that Hulk Hogan?)

It's Chris Hamrick and the 1-2-3 Kid aka X-Pac aka the guy who hosed Chyna in that sex tape.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YNXWWT8JyEA

Elias_Maluco
Aug 23, 2007
I need to sleep

Cigstomper58
Aug 17, 2016

by FactsAreUseless

Still think working in IT support is cool? Think again.

DandyLion
Jun 24, 2010
disrespectul Deciever

Vaxine posted:

Luthor was a good guy and a friend of Superboy back in Smallville. There was a fire in his lab and Superboy went to save him. In the process, some chemicals got knocked over which caused Luthor to lose his hair. This made him pretty mad and started on his mission to destroy Superboy/Superman.

:goonsay:

Its like what would happen if Yule Brenner wasn't so loving god-drat cool.

DACK FAYDEN
Feb 25, 2013

Bear Witness

Vaxine posted:

Luthor was a good guy and a friend of Superboy back in Smallville. There was a fire in his lab and Superboy went to save him. In the process, some chemicals got knocked over which caused Luthor to lose his hair. This made him pretty mad and started on his mission to destroy Superboy/Superman.

:goonsay:
This was a good post. Thanks. I'm not up on my pre-70sish comics.

Zesty
Jan 17, 2012

The Great Twist

You Are A Elf posted:

So are you telling me Ned Flanders likes the D?

BOOTY-ADE
Aug 30, 2006

BIG KOOL TELLIN' Y'ALL TO KEEP IT TIGHT

Kwyndig posted:

So what I'm getting here is that in the ocean everything eats everything else bigger than plankton (and lots of things eat plankton).

FISH. PLANKTON. AND PROTEIN FROM THE SEA.

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ryonguy
Jun 27, 2013

mind the walrus posted:

When Borders did the closeout I managed to snag a BluRay of Planet Earth that had various audio tracks, including Attenborough. It came bundled with "Life" too, but that only had Oprah as an option. She wasn't terrible, but compared to Attenborough she may as well have been a bass guitar with strings made of screaming penis skins.

Reminder that The World At War series, after taking years of painstaking care to restore old footage and video from thirty+ year old video and original film stock, was then cropped to 16:9 from its 4:3 format, blindly, with no concern for appearances. Just straight up center -> crop to 1080. It looks as bad as you would imagine.

The MSJ
May 17, 2010


"Kids, this is how we listened to music in the Dark Ages between CDs and iPods."

Vaxine
Apr 3, 2005

DACK FAYDEN posted:

This was a good post. Thanks. I'm not up on my pre-70sish comics.

.Haha, thank my dad. I still have his collection of 1961-64 Action Comics.

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Gromit
Aug 15, 2000

I am an oppressed White Male, Asian women wont serve me! Save me Campbell Newman!!!!!!!

DandyLion posted:

Its like what would happen if Yule Brenner wasn't so loving god-drat cool.

???

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Diesel Fucker
Aug 14, 2003

I spent my rent money on tentacle porn.
'to diddle' means 'to molest children'.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

Lasher posted:

'to diddle' means 'to molest children'.

So a kiddie diddler is a kid who molests children?

You Are A Werewolf
Apr 26, 2010

Black Gold!


*record scraaaaaatch*

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
There's an australian show called Have You Been Paying Attention? Kind of like Mock The Week.



spookygonk
Apr 3, 2005
Does not give a damn

BOOTY-ADE posted:

FISH. PLANKTON. AND PROTEIN FROM THE SEA.



budgieinspector
Mar 24, 2006

According to my research,
these would appear to be
Budgerigars.

Munchables
Feb 8, 2015

Ask/tell me about legal cannibalism


Thanks again tumblr

What is this a politoon?

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012




RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012




Sininu
Jan 8, 2014

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

Anagram of GINGER
Oct 3, 2014

by Smythe
:colbert:

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


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Anagram of GINGER
Oct 3, 2014

by Smythe
ugh okay fine but

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