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twistedmentat
Nov 21, 2003

Its my party
and I'll die if
I want to

If I remember correctly, this images caption was "I'm not racist, but I think that all those Black Lives Matter people need to learn to take responsibility for their community!"

This man is taken seriously by the right in America. He wrote a book called "They popped my hood and found gravy on the dipstick" about how being a fat rear end conservative shithead is better than being a in shape liberal wimp

The Confederate Furry was removed from the Furcon later


Two guys who spend hours every day trying to look as unique as possible

Jesus christ. I bet Evan posts a lot about how Lolicon isn't child porn because its drawn and you shouldn't judge other cultures by our puritanical western values, in Japan loving kids is totally cool!(it isn't)

To him, priority seating includes Fursonas

I know those words, but what the hell is he saying? Also making yourself a magic card hahah

Not to fat shame someone, how the gently caress can you get so loving fat being in the military, and clearly on deployment? Isn't that like, phsycially demanding? Unless the 3 pizzas he's clearly slavering over have anything to do it. I can see the US Army having fast food places providing food to personnel. Because, hey free market.

Those dogs have seen some poo poo. Actually, I'd hate to imagine what has happened to those dogs, because I remember in that thread about the ex-furry goon how openly many furries talk about loving their dogs

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Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?

twistedmentat posted:


Not to fat shame someone, how the gently caress can you get so loving fat being in the military, and clearly on deployment? Isn't that like, phsycially demanding? Unless the 3 pizzas he's clearly slavering over have anything to do it. I can see the US Army having fast food places providing food to personnel. Because, hey free market.

More than likely he was a reservist, his job was something very technical, and without him the battalion couldn't deploy.

WrenP-Complete
Jul 27, 2012

Munchables posted:

but did he make you squart?

Nope but also his profile is blank and his username is how I now know what TNA means.

TotalLossBrain
Oct 20, 2010

Hier graben!

twistedmentat posted:


This man is taken seriously by the right in America. He wrote a book called "They popped my hood and found gravy on the dipstick" about how being a fat rear end conservative shithead is better than being a in shape liberal wimp



Oh hey, Todd Starnes, the name behind the most ridiculous columns on Fox News. He's usually whining about some Christians getting their feelings hurt - it's pretty entertaining reading every now and then.

Khazar-khum
Oct 22, 2008

:minnie: Cat Army :minnie:
2nd Battalion

Please tell me that's a doll or mannequin, and not the stuffed body of a little girl. OK?

Someone please tell me that.

Please God...

WrenP-Complete
Jul 27, 2012

It's a doll or a mannequin. Things are bad but you're okay.

the future is WOW
Sep 9, 2005

I QUIT!

twistedmentat posted:


Jesus christ. I bet Evan posts a lot about how Lolicon isn't child porn because its drawn and you shouldn't judge other cultures by our puritanical western values, in Japan loving kids is totally cool!(it isn't)

I will never understand how this guy thinks that telling a woman how much he'd love to molest her 9 year old self is somehow a compliment worthy of praise. I mean, I get that he's some kind of broken brain weirdo but even unrepentant child molesters usually have enough self awareness to know that saying that kind of poo poo is generally frowned upon.


E: Post Your Favorite (or Request): Coldly Compiled Lists › AUG Thread: id probably still bang 4th grade you

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I brought my Drake
Jul 10, 2014

These high-G injections have some serious side effects after pulling so many jumps.

twistedmentat posted:


I know those words, but what the hell is he saying? Also making yourself a magic card hahah

The flavor text explains it: he's a nice guy trying to talk--just talk--to women. These women inevitably have dudebro boyfriends who become super-possessive of their girlfriends whenever nice guys try to talk--just talk--to their girlfriends. (I hate to break it to Nice Guy but the opposite is also true: be a female and talk to a guy in a game or comic store and if said guy has a girlfriend in the vicinity she will appear and make her connection to him known.)

It's me, I'm the AUG. :smith:

Zombear
Dec 4, 2007
Catchphrase!

It just wouldn't be an AUG thread without Meth Beavis. :allears:

the future is WOW
Sep 9, 2005

I QUIT!
Call me crazy but I think a pudgy, awkward Magic nerd is probably gonna be a woman's worst nightmare long before her boyfriend has anything to worry about.


E:

Zombear posted:

It just wouldn't be an AUG thread without Meth Beavis. :allears:

I always wonder what the hell he was doing to give himself that pattern of cuts on his fivehead. Other than trying to extract bugs that aren't there, I mean.

the future is WOW has a new favorite as of 04:00 on Sep 18, 2016

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

twistedmentat posted:


If I remember correctly, this images caption was "I'm not racist, but I think that all those Black Lives Matter people need to learn to take responsibility for their community!"

This man is taken seriously by the right in America. He wrote a book called "They popped my hood and found gravy on the dipstick" about how being a fat rear end conservative shithead is better than being a in shape liberal wimp

The Confederate Furry was removed from the Furcon later


Two guys who spend hours every day trying to look as unique as possible

Jesus christ. I bet Evan posts a lot about how Lolicon isn't child porn because its drawn and you shouldn't judge other cultures by our puritanical western values, in Japan loving kids is totally cool!(it isn't)

To him, priority seating includes Fursonas

I know those words, but what the hell is he saying? Also making yourself a magic card hahah

Not to fat shame someone, how the gently caress can you get so loving fat being in the military, and clearly on deployment? Isn't that like, phsycially demanding? Unless the 3 pizzas he's clearly slavering over have anything to do it. I can see the US Army having fast food places providing food to personnel. Because, hey free market.

Those dogs have seen some poo poo. Actually, I'd hate to imagine what has happened to those dogs, because I remember in that thread about the ex-furry goon how openly many furries talk about loving their dogs


This is content rich. Tyvm

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

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TotalLossBrain
Oct 20, 2010

Hier graben!
Oh dear. Where are her ankle bones?

Hihohe
Oct 4, 2008

Fuck you and the sun you live under


TotalLossBrain posted:

Oh dear. Where are her ankle bones?

Ground to dust, sadly.

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

Hihohe posted:

Ground to dust, sadly.

Don't post the name of my soul ITT

TotalLossBrain
Oct 20, 2010

Hier graben!

Hihohe posted:

Ground to dust, sadly.

What about her kneecaps then? :(

Hihohe
Oct 4, 2008

Fuck you and the sun you live under


You ever see someone this big and their leg bends backwards when standing upright.

Its like Im waiting for their leg to just suddenly buckle under the weight

Fuckin creeps me out.

Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty

The Mentalizer posted:

I always wonder what the hell he was doing to give himself that pattern of cuts on his fivehead. Other than trying to extract bugs that aren't there, I mean.

Is it possible he had a bottle broken over his face in a fight or something?

Knee
Jul 19, 2006

I'm telling you, it's true. People grow from spores.
A little off topic and from pages ago, but I've only just caught up on the thread.

For people concerned about clicking a random link with no description to a you-tube video there are some useful browser extensions out there.

This one adds the name on the video to the link and when you hover over it you get a little thumbnail image.

https://chrome.google.com/webstore/detail/video-title-adder/ddpephnhacfpgcemhioaejgenlgadnnh?utm_source=chrome-app-launcher-info-dialog


FakeEdit: Haha holy poo poo, I just realized the example images are from these very forums...

Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty

Knee posted:

A little off topic and from pages ago, but I've only just caught up on the thread.

For people concerned about clicking a random link with no description to a you-tube video there are some useful browser extensions out there.

This one adds the name on the video to the link and when you hover over it you get a little thumbnail image.

https://chrome.google.com/webstore/detail/video-title-adder/ddpephnhacfpgcemhioaejgenlgadnnh?utm_source=chrome-app-launcher-info-dialog


FakeEdit: Haha holy poo poo, I just realized the example images are from these very forums...

That's incredibly useful! Thank you!

cyberia
Jun 24, 2011

Do not call me that!
Snuffles was my slave name.
You shall now call me Snowball; because my fur is pretty and white.

Choco1980 posted:

Is it possible he had a bottle broken over his face in a fight or something?

From the bowels of the internet:

quote:

Chris Kemp, 37, was found inside a Gresham man's home wearing the resident's mother's clothing and playing music last Friday night. To be specific, Kemp was wearing Carlos Castillo's mother's leopard-skin hat and matching scarf. Castillo confronted the alarmingly large-foreheaded intruder, who then returned money he'd stolen and agreed to wait for the police to arrive.

So, you're asking, what about all the scratches on Kemp's huge forehead? No one knows for sure, but Kemp has garnered a bit of a cult following since his mug shot hit the 'Net last week, and The Smoking Gun offers this insight:

As for the ... mug shot taken by the Multnomah County Sheriff, no, the image has not been manipulated to make Kemp resemble a light bulb or balloon. And he apparently got those forehead scratches during an earlier encounter with some sort of brier patch, details of which TSG has not uncovered.
The unfortunately famous Kemp has also been featured on mugshots.com and in the Glasgow Daily Record.

ShootaBoy
Jan 6, 2010

Anime is Bad.
Except for Pokemon, Valkyria Chronicles and 100% OJ.

Choco1980 posted:

Is it possible he had a bottle broken over his face in a fight or something?

Nah, bottles don't break like that. If you get hit with a bottle you're more likely just to get a busted skull.

efb... sorta: Shows me for leaving a tab open :v:

Rough Lobster
May 27, 2009

Don't be such a squid, bro

Scratch Monkey posted:

More than likely he was a reservist, his job was something very technical, and without him the battalion couldn't deploy.

Back in the day when the war was at full momentum the Army was taking literally anybody. Felons, fatties, and furries alike. ARMY STRONG

Inzombiac
Mar 19, 2007

PARTY ALL NIGHT

EAT BRAINS ALL DAY



...he lives close to me.
Fuuuuuuuuuuuck

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.

Awww, I like her outfit. Also, hilarious post/username combo.

Munchables
Feb 8, 2015

Ask/tell me about legal cannibalism

Inzombiac posted:

...he lives close to me.
Fuuuuuuuuuuuck

Yeah, I never knew the backstory, but holy poo poo of course he's from Gresham.

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

bringmyfishback posted:

Awww, I like her outfit. Also, hilarious post/username combo.

She's one of the really unfortunate combinations of being quite pretty and having good fashion sense but being in spectacularly poor physical condition. I don't even know how you manage to get that big; you need either a medical condition or extreme inability to take care of yourself.

Xen Tricks
Nov 4, 2010
Am I alone in thinking she looks like a creepy 50s school girl and the last thing she needs is a cropped arm top and those horrid leg stockings? Good fashion sense implies dressing for your body and she missed that mark by a mile

e: like, man, the door bow? And her skirt looks like a pillow case

Toast Museum
Dec 3, 2005

30% Iron Chef

Xen Tricks posted:

Am I alone in thinking she looks like a creepy 50s school girl and the last thing she needs is a cropped arm top and those horrid leg stockings? Good fashion sense implies dressing for your body and she missed that mark by a mile

e: like, man, the door bow? And her skirt looks like a pillow case

I think once you're that far gone, dressing for your body is less of an option; nothing's going to look great over that. You can either dress to avoid being noticed at all, or you can just go for it and hope for the best.

That said, I don't think it'd be a great outfit on anyone. The waistline on the skirt seems way too high, and the giant bow is terrible.

Megabound
Oct 20, 2012

Toast Museum posted:

...and the giant bow is terrible.

Pretty sure that's a bib, always prepared.

Somfin
Oct 25, 2010

In my🦚 experience🛠️ the big things🌑 don't teach you anything🤷‍♀️.

Nap Ghost

Megabound posted:

Pretty sure that's a bib, always prepared.

Just out of morbid and oft-regrettable curiosity, where the hell is your avatar from?

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:

TotalLossBrain posted:

Oh dear. Where are her ankle bones?

Like all Amphibiosans, she is supported by a system of fluid-filled bladders.

chickie nugs for brekkie
May 17, 2010
How do you get double bingo wings? JFC

Ambitious Spider
Feb 13, 2012



Lipstick Apathy
I've seen like super skinny rockabilly girls pull off similar outfits, though yea, it's a certain kind of aug being rockabilly in the first place.

Intoluene
Jul 6, 2011

Activating self-destruct sequence!
Fun Shoe

Ambitious Spider posted:

I've seen like super skinny rockabilly girls pull off similar outfits, though yea, it's a certain kind of aug being rockabilly in the first place.

My sister was super in to rockabilly when she was 20. Can confirm.

Megabound
Oct 20, 2012

Somfin posted:

Just out of morbid and oft-regrettable curiosity, where the hell is your avatar from?

Comic artist/writer Dan Kim, he does a wide range of stuff but the avatar isn't from anything in particular

http://manga.clone-army.org

Kaiju15
Jul 25, 2013

Here's a screenshot dump from when I tried online dating.

http://imgur.com/a/XtyGb

Panfilo
Aug 27, 2011

EXISTENCE IS PAIN😬

Kaiju15 posted:

Here's a screenshot dump from when I tried online dating.

http://imgur.com/a/XtyGb

Where do you live that practically every other match is a woman fisting a cow?

TK8325
Sep 22, 2014



Kaiju15 posted:

Here's a screenshot dump from when I tried online dating.

http://imgur.com/a/XtyGb

Looking through these, I kept getting a Wisconsin vibe. I'm glad to see I was right on at least one of them. I hate this state sometimes.

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Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)

How can you be a small BBW?

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