Post Funny Panels: Maximum Bogosity

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Cactus Jack: Nov 16, 2005; If you even try to throw to my side of the field in a dream, you better wake up and apologize.

Big Mean Jerk posted:

I really need to read Dr Strange

There is an omnibus of the entire Ditko/Lee run of Dr. Strange this week.

http://www.previewsworld.com/Catalog/MAR160921 - Alex Ross Cover

http://www.previewsworld.com/Catalog/MAR160922 - Ditko Cover

I'm going with the Ditko cover. :smug:

# ? Sep 18, 2016 03:57

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# ? May 30, 2024 13:54

mind the walrus: Sep 22, 2006

I don't see how there's any other choice really. Alex Ross' typical pompous bullshit or Steve Ditko running at his peak in his element.

# ? Sep 18, 2016 04:05

Roth: Jul 9, 2016

I'll probably get the Alex Ross version because it's $20 cheaper on Amazon.

# ? Sep 18, 2016 04:07

Cactus Jack: Nov 16, 2005; If you even try to throw to my side of the field in a dream, you better wake up and apologize.

Roth posted:

I'll probably get the Alex Ross version because it's $20 cheaper on Amazon.

Pretty much all of the Marvel/DC omnibuses on InStockTrades are 50% off the first week they come out, so it should be around $37.50 for it based off the $75 MSRP.

# ? Sep 18, 2016 04:21

Roth: Jul 9, 2016

Cactus Jack posted:

Pretty much all of the Marvel/DC omnibuses on InStockTrades are 50% off the first week they come out, so it should be around $37.50 for it based off the $75 MSRP.

Oh good, now I can get the cover I want, as well having a new source to buy trades from other than Amazon.

# ? Sep 18, 2016 04:24

David D. Davidson: Nov 17, 2012; Orca lady?

mind the walrus posted:

Goggles guy on the left is the best for the total shock and awe reaction, like Spiderman's denial of bootyliciousness is as shocking as him pulling out the ultimate nullifier. Everyone else is just "what is this bullshit?"

Lockjaw just looks more like he's disappointed to me.

# ? Sep 18, 2016 05:13

Choco1980: Feb 22, 2013; I fell in love with a Video Nasty

Skwirl posted:

Dammit, you're right, I don't think the second thing is real though and Dr. Strange doesn't rhyme.

# ? Sep 18, 2016 06:31

EdibleBodyParts: Dec 27, 2005; Body Parts...that are edible

Skwirl posted:

Seattle has an actual superhero, and by actual superhero I mean mediocre MMA douchebag in a mask who picks fights with drunks.

Which is good, because the Marvel universe has Namor stopping someone shipping furs to Seattle from Alaska in 1942 and Cap and Bucky stopping the Bronze Savages in 1945. We are pretty boring in 616, it seems.

# ? Sep 18, 2016 06:44

Ghostlight: Sep 25, 2009; maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me

# ? Sep 18, 2016 08:15

Doc Hawkins: Jun 15, 2010; Dashing? But I'm not even moving!

David D. Davidson posted:

Lockjaw just looks more like he's disappointed to me.

That's their secret: bulldogs are always disappointed.

# ? Sep 18, 2016 08:15

Thaddius the Large: Jul 5, 2006; It's in the five-hole!

Doc Hawkins posted:

That's their secret: bulldogs are always disappointed.

I don't know about disappointed, but certainly resigned. Unlike my pug, whose lot in life is to be in equal parts worries and confused, but in a spectacularly dumb way. Man, we really bred some dogs from every last inch of the shallow end of the gene pool.

# ? Sep 18, 2016 08:28

Artelier: Jan 23, 2015

So....who is the guy who took the cab?

Loving that the cabbie just didn't care and started spouting off random names, hah.

# ? Sep 18, 2016 13:11

mind the walrus: Sep 22, 2006

Yeah that's a p. ballsy cabbie to openly gently caress with the guy like that.

# ? Sep 18, 2016 13:20

Selachian: Oct 9, 2012

prefect posted:

I could swear they had the Silversmith in Boston in an issue of Astro City.

And Invincible's Wonder Woman lived up here before her untimely end.

DC's Wonder Woman was based in Boston for a while too, starting in the Perez run.

I'm in the DC suburbs, which means I get all the sinister government agencies -- SHIELD, Checkmate, the DEO, and Amanda Waller. Oh, and Steel was based here after he left Metropolis.

Artelier posted:

So....who is the guy who took the cab?

I woulda said Paladin, but Paladin's costume includes goggles.

# ? Sep 18, 2016 13:53

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

It looks a little like Constrictor maybe?

Oh God, we are ALL that cabbie.

# ? Sep 18, 2016 15:08

Wanderer: Nov 5, 2006; our every move is the new tradition

Artelier posted:

So....who is the guy who took the cab?

I think that's Paladin from the Abnett/Lanning Heroes for Hire run.

# ? Sep 18, 2016 16:52

mind the walrus: Sep 22, 2006

Yeah it's gotta be Paladin

# ? Sep 18, 2016 17:04

a kitten: Aug 5, 2006

I don't know where else to put this.

# ? Sep 18, 2016 17:41

Ygolonac

Nov 26, 2007

pre:

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CLUTCH  NIXON
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The Hero We Need

Wanderer posted:

He is being totally disappointed and sarcastic about it. That panel's from the start of an old Marvel Graphic Novel that begins with Thor feeling intensely depressed and borderline contemptuous of mortal society.

I couldn't get too far into it.

That should have been a Team-Up with Namor so they could gripe about dogs and barrels and creamsicles... until they find that Namor *adores* the frozen treats, while Thor admits that dogs and barrels, specifically dogs *with* barrels, are deserving of the utmost respect and honor.

And then they embark on a quest to Drink Canada Dry.

Unrelated:

# ? Sep 18, 2016 18:15

Wheat Loaf: Feb 13, 2012; by FactsAreUseless

Ygolonac posted:

Unrelated:

Surely Namor's biology should mean he wouldn't get all wrinkled like that when he went in the sea? :v:

# ? Sep 18, 2016 18:34

Lurdiak: Feb 26, 2006; I believe in a universe that doesn't care, and people that do.

You've heard of Swamp Thing, now meet Beef Jerky Thing.

# ? Sep 18, 2016 19:02

Ghostlight: Sep 25, 2009; maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me

Wanderer posted:

I think that's Paladin from the Abnett/Lanning Heroes for Hire run.

You're good.

Honestly I'm surprised how many people could call him out considering he's lucky if he's even c-list.

# ? Sep 18, 2016 21:42

Rhyno: Mar 22, 2003; Can't post for 10 years!

Is he getting his own book this fall? Like Solo and Prowler?

# ? Sep 18, 2016 21:43

Lobok: Jul 13, 2006; Say Watt?

Ghostlight posted:

You're good.

Honestly I'm surprised how many people could call him out considering he's lucky if he's even c-list.

Yeah but he used to show up in Spider-Man comics so he's got that exposure going for him.

# ? Sep 18, 2016 21:46

Ghostlight: Sep 25, 2009; maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me

I'm mostly familiar with him from when he and Cap were almost lady-fied.

# ? Sep 18, 2016 21:49

Dario the Wop: Oct 11, 2007; Hell-Sent, Heaven-Bent

Everyone forgets Paladin shot Daredevil leading directly to his arrest at the very end of Bendis' run. Poor c-list bastard.

# ? Sep 18, 2016 22:06

prefect: Sep 11, 2001; No one, Woodhouse.
No one.; Dead Man’s Band

Paladin was almost-dating Wasp when Avengers Mansion got besieged by the Masters of Evil, and he was there to help fight back. That's something.

prefect fucked around with this message at 23:26 on Sep 18, 2016

# ? Sep 18, 2016 23:24

Push El Burrito: May 9, 2006; Soiled Meat

I always liked Paladin and I can't for the life of me tell you why or tell you anything super interesting about him. But he tries, ok.

# ? Sep 18, 2016 23:36

Vulpes Vulpes: Apr 28, 2013; "...for you, it is all over...!"

Ygolonac posted:

And then they embark on a quest to Drink Canada Dry.

?????

# ? Sep 18, 2016 23:46

prefect: Sep 11, 2001; No one, Woodhouse.
No one.; Dead Man’s Band

Vulpes Vulpes posted:

?????

?????

It's better than Schweppes.

# ? Sep 18, 2016 23:48

mind the walrus: Sep 22, 2006

BROCK LESBIAN posted:

I always liked Paladin and I can't for the life of me tell you why or tell you anything super interesting about him. But he tries, ok.

Well that's it. He's Hawkeye without the swagger and come-from-behind confidence.

# ? Sep 18, 2016 23:48

Lurdiak: Feb 26, 2006; I believe in a universe that doesn't care, and people that do.

mind the walrus posted:

Well that's it. He's Hawkeye without the swagger and come-from-behind confidence.

Or the pathos.

# ? Sep 19, 2016 00:16

Air Skwirl: May 13, 2007; Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

Lurdiak posted:

Or the pathos.

Or the occasional competence.

# ? Sep 19, 2016 00:19

Lurdiak: Feb 26, 2006; I believe in a universe that doesn't care, and people that do.

Skwirl posted:

Or the occasional competence.

He gets more competent if he's being a huge dick that issue, weirdly enough.

# ? Sep 19, 2016 00:21

Say Nothing: Mar 5, 2013; by FactsAreUseless

# ? Sep 19, 2016 00:56

X-O: Apr 28, 2002; Long Live The King!

That's from the Marvel Adventures version of Infinity Gauntlet right? I love that story.

# ? Sep 19, 2016 01:07

Gnome de plume: Sep 5, 2006; Hell.
Fucking.
Yes.

Shouldn't that be, "Doom made sandwiches"?

Or doomwiches. Doom's own invention for an easy to make meal on the go.

# ? Sep 19, 2016 01:49

WickedHate: Aug 1, 2013; by Lowtax

Doom did that knowing people would be suspicious just to make them look like jackasses.

# ? Sep 19, 2016 01:53

TwoPair: Mar 28, 2010; Pandamn It Feels Good To Be A Gangsta; Grimey Drawer

Gnome de plume posted:

Or doomwiches. Doom's own invention for an easy to make meal on the go.

"Victor, those are sandwiches"

"DOOMWICHES ARE AN ORIGINAL LATVERIAN CREATION AND DOOM WILL HEAR NO ARGUMENT OTHERWISE" :doom:

# ? Sep 19, 2016 02:56

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# ? May 30, 2024 13:54

Selachian: Oct 9, 2012

prefect posted:

Paladin was almost-dating Wasp when Avengers Mansion got besieged by the Masters of Evil, and he was there to help fight back. That's something.

Yeah, Paladin dated Wasp for a while but she eventually ditched him to go back to Pym. That's probably the closest he's actually gotten to an A-lister.

# ? Sep 19, 2016 05:34

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