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TontoCorazon
Aug 18, 2007


At least a pizza code

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Munchables
Feb 8, 2015

Ask/tell me about legal cannibalism

The Better Pizza Bureau

TontoCorazon
Aug 18, 2007


Pizza bible?

RandomPauI
Nov 24, 2006


Grimey Drawer
There are no pizza rules or codes of ethics. I checked. Things are so dire that people learning the pizza business have to borrow the AMA code of ethics.

http://wpweb2.tepper.cmu.edu/ethics/AA/mktg06-notes.pdf

Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009
I can't believe the EU hasn't defined pizza by now.

RandomPauI
Nov 24, 2006


Grimey Drawer
I believe they've ruled that Pizza Napolitina has to come from Napolitina. Here's the relevant finding in a language I don't read.

[url]http://eur-lex.europa.eu/LexUriServ/LexUriServ.do?uri=OJ:c:2008:040:0017:0025:DE:PDF[/url]

OBAMNA PHONE
Aug 7, 2002
Are those fuckin slices of lime on that shitza

RNG
Jul 9, 2009

Bobby Digital posted:

I can't believe the EU hasn't defined pizza by now.

Promote and defend the true Neapolitan pizza sounds like some kind of right wing slogan. No pizza rules, pizza fascists.

Also whatever that NC hot dog picture is, it's definitely not a tradition.

PCOS Bill
May 12, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

TontoCorazon posted:

Cleveland sounds like a hellhole.

Pittsburgher here. Can confirm, Cleveland is the worst.



RNG posted:

Promote and defend the true Neapolitan pizza sounds like some kind of right wing slogan. No pizza rules, pizza fascists.

Sounds pretty left-wing to me.

freelop
Apr 28, 2013

Where we're going, we won't need fries to see



ISO standard for pizza construction

Somfin
Oct 25, 2010

In my🦚 experience🛠️ the big things🌑 don't teach you anything🤷‍♀️.

Nap Ghost
Perhaps a sort of secret pizza club, where the first rule is you don't talk about pizza club

Forgall
Oct 16, 2012

by Azathoth
Good news everyone.

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Somfin posted:

Perhaps a sort of secret pizza club, where the first rule is you don't talk about pizza club

Actually.....






...nevermind, sorry.

RandomPauI
Nov 24, 2006


Grimey Drawer

Forgall posted:

Good news everyone.



The article title is misleading. It's about a dumb town that sucks at sports, not the dumb condiment that sucks at flavoring.

Pookah
Aug 21, 2008

🪶Caw🪶





RandomPauI posted:

The article title is misleading. It's about a dumb town that sucks at sports, not the dumb condiment that sucks at flavoring.

It's actually a dumb county.

:colbert:

PCOS Bill
May 12, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Pookah posted:

It's actually a dumb county.

:colbert:

It's actually a dumb country.

:colbert:

sweeperbravo
May 18, 2012

AUNT GWEN'S COLD SHAPE (!)
There can never be true pizza rules because we each discover our own pizza within ourselves.

Aramek
Dec 22, 2007

Cutest tumor in all of Oncology!
I've had many pizzas within myself.

TontoCorazon
Aug 18, 2007


I am pizza reborn

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

I'm a pizza slut

because I had two pieces this morning and two last night

TontoCorazon
Aug 18, 2007


Picnic Princess posted:

I'm a pizza slut

because I had two pieces this morning and two last night

At best you're a pizza ho

Semisponge
Mar 9, 2006

I FUCKING LOVE BUTTS
I'm a taco belle

I'm a pizza slut

I"m a combination taco belle and pizza slut

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

Taco Belle in the streets

Pizza Slut in the sheets

Pomp
Apr 3, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
I am pepperoni, the pizza transformed

TontoCorazon
Aug 18, 2007


I'm definitely a pizza cum dumpster

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012










bawk
Mar 31, 2013

PubicMice posted:


Can there at least be pizza guidelines?

gently caress no, i would try that

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)
I'm a pizza slut. Put it inside me, I don't care.

XYZ
Aug 31, 2001


Would, then would regret after.

cyberia
Jun 24, 2011

Do not call me that!
Snuffles was my slave name.
You shall now call me Snowball; because my fur is pretty and white.

sweeperbravo posted:

There can never be true pizza rules because we each discover our own pizza within ourselves.

Actually, I think you'll find the true pizza was the friendships you developed throughput your journey.

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

cyberia posted:

Actually, I think you'll find the true pizza was the friendships you developed throughput your journey.

Mother 4 plot looking good

sweeperbravo
May 18, 2012

AUNT GWEN'S COLD SHAPE (!)

cyberia posted:

Actually, I think you'll find the true pizza was the friendships you developed throughput your journey.

You know, now that you mention it, my friends are pretty cheesy and saucy.

StandardToast
Feb 13, 2012

Xen Tricks posted:

Is this the second time you've posted this in the topic, or are there at least two separate goons that enjoy eating cold wet poverty dogs?

Yes. But with Oscar Mayer cheese dogs.

Xen Tricks
Nov 4, 2010

StandardToast posted:

Yes. But with Oscar Mayer cheese dogs.

I feel like that's worse just because I can't imagine the texture of injected chez analogue is improved by being cold

StandardToast
Feb 13, 2012

Xen Tricks posted:

I feel like that's worse just because I can't imagine the texture of injected chez analogue is improved by being cold

Eh, not that much different in texture than any processed spreadable cheese, and there's so little of it you're not getting much texture.

It's me. I am the goon.

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.

cyberia
Jun 24, 2011

Do not call me that!
Snuffles was my slave name.
You shall now call me Snowball; because my fur is pretty and white.

New katamari game looking super weird.

Cerepol
Dec 2, 2011


EorayMel posted:

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Depending on what that is holding it all together. Would. A Caesar ball sounds intriguing.

cyberia
Jun 24, 2011

Do not call me that!
Snuffles was my slave name.
You shall now call me Snowball; because my fur is pretty and white.

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GoutPatrol
Oct 17, 2009

*Stupid Babby*


Tabbouleh ball?

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