*is 67* *has 2 kids still in college* *sits at cubicle and checks 401k account balance: $1.46* *never bothered to contribute to 401k or any other investment vehicle* *wife sends a text saying she's excited to retire* *house needs a new roof* *goes to employee bathroom and takes entire bottle of tylenol* fivethree fucked around with this message at 20:23 on Sep 18, 2016 |
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# ? Sep 18, 2016 20:20 |
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# ? May 4, 2024 15:19 |
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"Good thing I have bitcoin."
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# ? Sep 18, 2016 20:20 |
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if you have two kids in college at retirement age you're probably rich and okay. Poor people gently caress early.
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# ? Sep 18, 2016 20:22 |
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*continues to moderate forum*
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# ? Sep 18, 2016 20:23 |
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*keep working well into 70's, or death* My organization is littered with those types. Everyone just wishes they'd drop dead.
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# ? Sep 18, 2016 20:25 |
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*quietly reads a newspaper while sipping from a coffee mug*
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# ? Sep 18, 2016 20:26 |
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lol if your retirement plan is anything but drinking a bottle of tequila and shooting yourself
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# ? Sep 18, 2016 20:31 |
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redm posted:*quietly reads a newspaper while sipping from a coffee mug* quietly instigates a broken home for your children by revealing his 10 year tryst
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# ? Sep 18, 2016 20:32 |
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"This is your fault you money sucking bitch!" "It's those drat millennials and their sense of entitlement!"
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# ? Sep 18, 2016 20:40 |
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nobody speak posted:quietly instigates a broken home for your children by revealing his 10 year tryst nice post count
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# ? Sep 18, 2016 20:45 |
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redm posted:nice post count
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# ? Sep 18, 2016 21:02 |
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*sells home in secret* *takes the money and runs off to brazil* *gets AIDS from tranny whore* (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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# ? Sep 18, 2016 21:07 |
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*applies for government pension* *elects politicians that give citizens enough money to live comfortably*
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# ? Sep 18, 2016 21:10 |
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fivethree posted:*is 67* did you vote for Ron?
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# ? Sep 18, 2016 21:13 |
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we must cleanse the brown ppl of their idolatry #ZOOL http://www.tribalwar.com/forums/showthread.php?t=682779
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# ? Sep 18, 2016 21:13 |
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I saw a documentary on this called Lethal Weapon. It really opened my eyes to the importance of planning for retirement.
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# ? Sep 18, 2016 21:23 |
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*Retires on comfortable state pension* *Spends retirement writing angry letters to the newspapers demanding that other people's benefits be abolished*
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# ? Sep 18, 2016 21:24 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nCWUBXv8PAk
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# ? Sep 18, 2016 21:31 |
Buy a gun and then take your next paycheck and vanish into Mexico and then C. or South America. I mean whatever if you're gonna kill yourself might as well do something fun first.
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# ? Sep 18, 2016 21:32 |
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Blue Train posted:lol if your retirement plan is anything but drinking a bottle of tequila and shooting yourself
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# ? Sep 18, 2016 21:33 |
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Vote Republican no matter what
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# ? Sep 18, 2016 21:35 |
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Itt we are 2 out of 3 Americans
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# ? Sep 18, 2016 21:37 |
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naem posted:Itt we are 2 out of 3 Americans
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# ? Sep 18, 2016 21:39 |
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plenty of money to go around when u aren't a retard german rich white classist
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# ? Sep 18, 2016 21:40 |
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nobody speak posted:plenty of money to go around when u aren't a retard german rich white classist you are the worst poster in every thread apparently
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# ? Sep 18, 2016 21:41 |
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Votes Trump cause it's somehow the Mexican's fault and Trump is the only candidate brave enough to say the truth
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# ? Sep 18, 2016 21:43 |
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:you are the worst poster in every thread apparently ty kindly *strokes fedoral hair*
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# ? Sep 18, 2016 21:44 |
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waitwhatno posted:Votes Trump cause it's somehow the Mexican's fault and Trump is the only candidate brave enough to say the truth Its the mexicans fault that Trump doesn't know what he is saying day to day. Build the WALLL!
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# ? Sep 18, 2016 21:45 |
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:Its the mexicans fault that Trump doesn't know what he is saying day to day. they should read Phrak magazine and learn how to make homemade absinthe at burning man also archive news groups
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# ? Sep 18, 2016 21:47 |
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*Chills, because my savings broke into 7 digits 10 years ago*
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# ? Sep 18, 2016 22:04 |
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*contemplates what crime will result in a lengthy jail term but with least chance of getting murked by other angry convicts*
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# ? Sep 18, 2016 22:05 |
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Kuato posted:*keep working well into 70's, or death* I wish YOU would drop dead you piece of poo poo Remove this avatar AT ONCE
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# ? Sep 18, 2016 22:07 |
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the government will fix it right?
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# ? Sep 18, 2016 22:10 |
Oh well I'll sell my house for £££s ridiculous.
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# ? Sep 18, 2016 22:18 |
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*adds subway tile backsplash to kitchen counter* *resells house for 100k more than I paid for it*
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# ? Sep 18, 2016 22:22 |
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kecske posted:*contemplates what crime will result in a lengthy jail term but with least chance of getting murked by other angry convicts* Hit a cop with your car! but don't kill him, just wing him good.
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# ? Sep 18, 2016 22:30 |
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*decides to hike across america to draw attention to self and to go on wonderful adventure to meet and help others and promote world peace and happiness across the heartland of america, while begging for money* *makes it 10 miles down the highway, gets hit by truck* *dies*
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# ? Sep 18, 2016 23:52 |
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Its ok huys soca security will be enough
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# ? Sep 18, 2016 23:54 |
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Supreme Allah posted:Hit a cop with your car! but don't kill him, just wing him good. Or record a cop behaving badly and then sue for false arrest.
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# ? Sep 19, 2016 00:16 |
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# ? May 4, 2024 15:19 |
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*realizes the house has two HELOCs plus is in a rapidly deteriorating suburb where we were sold as a great investment opportunity and was $60,000 upside down on the mortgage from day 1* *spent all of 401k to help wife open her dream business selling ugly dresses and costume jewelry to other old ladies, has made less than $1000 in 5 years of business* *meth addict daughter has looted all the family antiquities from the house* *hurls self off of parking garage roof 10 minutes after being fired for drinking at office desk*
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# ? Sep 19, 2016 00:40 |