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Zyklon B Zombie posted:
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# ? Sep 19, 2016 13:10 |
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# ? May 4, 2024 15:37 |
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# ? Sep 19, 2016 13:21 |
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# ? Sep 19, 2016 13:23 |
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She wore her sluttiest crocs
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# ? Sep 19, 2016 13:25 |
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i have seen her naked
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# ? Sep 19, 2016 13:28 |
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8 track betamax posted:She wore her sluttiest crocs keep going
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# ? Sep 19, 2016 13:28 |
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Did someone back up the BEE video please society would be worse for having lost it
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# ? Sep 19, 2016 14:25 |
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8 track betamax posted:She wore her sluttiest crocs Sometimes I wonder if you're batman IRL
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# ? Sep 19, 2016 14:28 |
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This large woman never stopped, never faltered continuing on until a thick rod once again filled her mouth. This time her attention resulted in a wet and visibly sloppy blowjob that had my toes curling as she serviced me on all fours. I lurched forward copulating intensely with her mouth finding just the right amount of resistance between her plump lips. The wheel chair was pushed aside as I half squatted taking full advantage of her with measured pistoning strokes that picked up in intensity. She shifted her weight from time to time probably growing uncomfortable on her hands and knees but I could have cared less. She'd made her bed and would have to lie in it until I was finished with her. My eyes wandered along her back to her massive jiggling backside and remained there until I was prodded into action by my own considerable lust.
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# ? Sep 19, 2016 14:29 |
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Uli is loving fantastic and I like him and he is nice to me on Facebook. Behead anyone who is rude to Uli
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# ? Sep 19, 2016 14:29 |
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Captain Yossarian posted:Uli is loving fantastic and I like him and he is nice to me on Facebook. Behead anyone who is rude to Uli He's basically the only person I have left in my Facebook feed at this point
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# ? Sep 19, 2016 14:53 |
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Wasn't he working on a new book, now with more color hex codes
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# ? Sep 19, 2016 14:55 |
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Eulalie Soeurs is my favorite lingerie store.
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# ? Sep 19, 2016 14:56 |
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i thought he went on vacation and realized that he'd wasted his life up until that point so now he doesn't internet or game as much no offense to ulillillia, but that must have been quite the realization
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# ? Sep 19, 2016 14:58 |
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*stares at blue water* maybe subroutines are good...
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# ? Sep 19, 2016 14:59 |
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TwoStepBoog posted:i thought he went on vacation and realized that he'd wasted his life up until that point so now he doesn't internet or game as much He did and he had a post about how he stayed up for days crying because he realized his life is horrible... It's really legitimately sad
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# ? Sep 19, 2016 15:00 |
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im uli fan
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# ? Sep 19, 2016 15:01 |
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Captain Yossarian posted:He did and he had a post about how he stayed up for days crying because he realized his life is horrible... It's really legitimately sad It seems good tho. Now he wants to move to florida
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# ? Sep 19, 2016 15:11 |
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TwoStepBoog posted:i thought he went on vacation and realized that he'd wasted his life up until that point so now he doesn't internet or game as much I think he's always known/realised that, he's always talked about it, but his options have always been pretty limited. I think the fact that he's getting out and doing more now is just due to the fact that a) he's become completely obsessed with swimming and b) people who stalk him on Facebook have started taking him on trips. Which is pretty cool and I'm glad for him because he is a nice guy. If past form is anything to go by, it will continue for awhile until he becomes fixated on something else.
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# ? Sep 19, 2016 15:12 |
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Captain Yossarian posted:He did and he had a post about how he stayed up for days crying because he realized his life is horrible... It's really legitimately sad I want to read that post.
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# ? Sep 19, 2016 15:12 |
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# ? Sep 19, 2016 15:13 |
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Sadly though he's once again convinced that moving away from his folks is some sort of magic bullet that's going to fix all of his issues, which is exactly what he thought last time until he actually did it and then ended up moving back home again.
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# ? Sep 19, 2016 15:14 |
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Uli is cool. Now a days he works construction and takes cool trips and swims and stuff with his friends.
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# ? Sep 19, 2016 15:24 |
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Also he is now a professional level photographer and his hands are calloused and rough from swinging a hammer all day
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# ? Sep 19, 2016 15:26 |
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uli did good, were proud uli.
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# ? Sep 19, 2016 15:30 |
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notZaar posted:I want to read that post. I can't find it now in all of his posts about weather and swimming and how badly he slept last night, but basically his parents left for a week or so and he said he was so lonely that he was crying all day. Since then, he's been traveling and camping and swimming in deep water! a happy ending What's the story with his sister? He posted over the summer how she was getting evicted from her Fargo home and he had to drive there and help her move out.
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# ? Sep 19, 2016 15:32 |
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chippy posted:Sadly though he's once again convinced that moving away from his folks is some sort of magic bullet that's going to fix all of his issues, which is exactly what he thought last time until he actually did it and then ended up moving back home again. The year or so that he spent living with his sister in Fargo was the heyday of Uli drama, so hopefully this idea sparks a new rollercoaster insanity.
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# ? Sep 19, 2016 15:33 |
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the problem with Uli is he's no smarter than the average person so he can't properly harness the full potential of his ocd.
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# ? Sep 19, 2016 15:36 |
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Cool moments of Uli living in Fargo: - Didn't understand how streets or bus routes work, got lost in the city and freaked out. - Complained daily about how he couldn't find a job that was willing to work with his complicated sleep schedule - Sister worked as a car mechanic for one month before she had a meltdown and quit (fired maybe?) - Sister secretly recording video footage of Uli in his room singing to himself
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# ? Sep 19, 2016 15:47 |
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I want to be freidns with Uli but I swear too much and I think he'd freak out if I asked to be friends but then also ask that he hide me from his feed so he doesn't see my lovely language.
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# ? Sep 19, 2016 15:50 |
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Drunken Baker posted:I want to be freidns with Uli but I swear too much and I think he'd freak out if I asked to be friends but then also ask that he hide me from his feed so he doesn't see my lovely language. He's fine as long you don't swear on his page or under his posts.
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# ? Sep 19, 2016 15:56 |
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I'm going to make a new friend!
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# ? Sep 19, 2016 16:27 |
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Supposedly he got so mad at the person he was staying with in Denver that he almost got in a physical fight with him. I have him followed on FB so I see his stuff. I used to love his videos too bad he doesn't have that channel anymore. I think my favorite was either the "Bee" one, or the one where he ordered this monster pizza and at the end his voice sounds like he's made the biggest mistake of his life. Kawalimus fucked around with this message at 16:41 on Sep 19, 2016 |
# ? Sep 19, 2016 16:38 |
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Kawalimus posted:Supposedly he got so mad at the person he was staying with in Denver that he almost got in a physical fight with him. I have him followed on FB so I see his stuff. I used to love his videos too bad he doesn't have that channel anymore. This is what gets me. Uli very clearly has special needs and just being nice to him on the Internet doesn't suddenly qualify you to care for him even short term. He's not a pet, he's a person.
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# ? Sep 19, 2016 17:00 |
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Stoat posted:Did someone back up the BEE video please society would be worse for having lost it https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SxEYuIsdICo
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# ? Sep 19, 2016 17:10 |
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If uli gets as invested in swimming has he his in dumb games he will qualify for the special Olympics and die because his optimal swimming pattern doesn't work in pools or something
unpacked robinhood fucked around with this message at 17:20 on Sep 19, 2016 |
# ? Sep 19, 2016 17:17 |
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Can someone post the floor plan of that garage/degreased no-meats pizza shop sisterlila designed?
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# ? Sep 19, 2016 18:03 |
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Remember when she tried to have a pitbull in their lovely appartment and mom told her NO you dumb retard. There was some fb drama because she told the store or whatever that the dog was violent as to why she brought it back, and people told her they'd probably put down the murderdog lol
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# ? Sep 19, 2016 18:08 |
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unpacked robinhood posted:Wasn't he working on a new book, now with more color hex codes yeah it was published and it starts with him saying "i wanted to write a book that was at least twice as long as my previous book"
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# ? Sep 19, 2016 18:45 |
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he squats like a Hindu and I bet he shits like a bird.
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# ? Sep 19, 2016 19:53 |