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elf help book posted:We entered a dark timeline when Sega stopped making consoles. How much lower do the disgusting monsters in this thread want us to sink? As far as we must to get the NX
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elf help book posted:We entered a dark timeline when Sega stopped making consoles. How much lower do the disgusting monsters in this thread want us to sink? microsoft screws the pooch once and people think Sony is good somehow...
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At this point I'm just hoping that the NX is the promise of a brighter future in the years to come.
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Argue posted:At this point I'm just hoping that the NX is the promise of a brighter future in the years to come. The year is 2028. Microsoft has just released the newest Xbox. It is simply named Xbox, and it's a streaming service for streaming yourself watching other streaming services. Nintendo slowly fell apart after 2016, when the NX was never announced. At some point the entire Nintendo of America office building simply disappeared, no ones sure when, because so little was heard from Nintendo before that point anyway. Sony has released the PlayStation 6 10K VR Pro+. They have long forgotten the original purpose of the PlayStation, it not only has no games, it has no ability to play games. It's a solid slab of plastic. Kotaku has praised Sony for its "sleek modern design." Gaming is finally dead, and the fools in this forum are cheering.
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The NX will have a new Metroid game as a launch title. (Please don't quote this post and say that it will be Metroid: Other M/Metroid: Other M 2).
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irlZaphod posted:The NX will have a new Metroid game as a launch title. Metroid: Other Federation Force
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Sep 19, 2016 13:18
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Remember the ending of the 1995 thriller Se7en? NX was in the box.
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Sep 19, 2016 13:20
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irlZaphod posted:The NX will have a new Metroid game as a launch title. It's gonna be Another Metroid 2 Remake, and it turns out they sent the DMCA notice because that guy literally took their source code.
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Sep 19, 2016 13:22
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*jumps into quicksand pit* Hello? Hello! Is the NX in here, have you seen the NX? *gets down on hands and knees* HAVE YOU SEEN THE NX, WELL, HAVE YOU?! *struggles to move, slowly only head above the pit* I think I found it, this is the NX, and oh god it's amazing, I'm the NX too! *joins the mound of corpses that is the NX*
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Phantasium posted:*jumps into quicksand pit*  The NX is going to rule.
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Jonas Albrecht posted:
Yeah, I'll buy an NX port of Dark Souls 1.
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NX promises to work exactly as well as Playstation Remote Play.
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hey everyone update I was looking at my 70-year-old dad's shared calendar to plan a trip and he had "preorder nintendo" marked for a day in late october. think it was the 17th or 18th. he doesnt work for nintendo or in video games in any capacity but I presume someone clued him into the announcement day so go ahead and rely on that as official bankable information. tbh not sure why he'd be preordering a nintendo either I dont think he plays anything except civ games
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Sep 19, 2016 17:08
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Super No Vacancy posted:tbh not sure why he'd be preordering a nintendo either I dont think he plays anything except civ games put two and two together. occam's razor
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Jonas Albrecht posted:Looks like a September announcement is unlikely now. Well they were gonna til you said that.
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Sep 19, 2016 17:12
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How many days of the same joke can we take before the NX is announced?
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Hot enough for ya?
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Kashuno posted:How many days of the same joke can we take before the NX is announced? I'm desperately searching for wordplay involving the letters N and X. Annex is a word, I guess? Goldmine.
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Kashuno posted:How many days of the same joke can we take before the NX is announced? Blame Nintendo or God
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It was only when I saw the footsteps in the sand, that I knew the NX was with me all along.
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sout posted:I'm desperately searching for wordplay involving the letters N and X. Annex is a word, I guess?
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Sep 19, 2016 17:28
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Kashuno posted:How many days of the same joke can we take before the NX is announced? the nx will ship with the willpower to quit reading a thread 3 aaa's required. not included
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Sep 19, 2016 17:30
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SolidSnakesBandana posted:Blame Nintendo or God Nintengods
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 I'm bruteforcing every combination of answers until I find an answer that is NX. Is it smaller than a breadbox? Unknown.
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Sep 19, 2016 17:34
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Oh no my parents just said I can either get a WiiU for xmas or wait for the NX in March but will it come out in March?! I don't even know!
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Sep 19, 2016 17:35
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Argue posted:At this point I'm just hoping that the NX is the promise of a brighter future in the years to come. Much like NX was the registry prefix in Star Trek Enterprise, Nintendo is signaling the NX will be a prequel console. bloodychill posted:Oh no my parents just said I can either get a WiiU for xmas or wait for the NX in March but will it come out in March?! I don't even know! Get a WiiU, there are 5s of great games to play on it.
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Sep 19, 2016 17:37
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Thank you a fancy bloke but only Nintendo can save me from this quagmire by announcing the NX in the next week.
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I'm still mad I never played Skyward Sword. I never got the motion plus whatever 
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SolidSnakesBandana posted:I'm still mad I never played Skyward Sword. I never got the motion plus whatever what the gently caress you are a stupid idiot go play it ya big dummy.
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Sep 19, 2016 17:50
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Kashuno posted:what the gently caress you are a stupid idiot go play it ya big dummy. was it good? I remember twilight princess being fun but I was never able to play it again thanks to the four hour intro
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Imo top 5 Zelda games A Link Between Worlds Skyward Sword Windwaker Majora's Mask Minish Cap
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imo top 5 zelda games hyrule warriors x 5
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Super No Vacancy posted:hey everyone update I was looking at my 70-year-old dad's shared calendar to plan a trip and he had "preorder nintendo" marked for a day in late october. think it was the 17th or 18th. he doesnt work for nintendo or in video games in any capacity but I presume someone clued him into the announcement day so go ahead and rely on that as official bankable information. tbh not sure why he'd be preordering a nintendo either I dont think he plays anything except civ games Civ 6 as NX launch title: confirmed
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Sep 19, 2016 18:11
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Kashuno posted:How many days of the same joke can we take before the NX is announced? They're still gonna sell the XB1 after the NX is announced too though.
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elf help book posted:The year is 2028. Quoting this to appreciate it even more.
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elf help book posted:The year is 2028. On moonless nights, some say that the Nintendo building reappears from the mist like a ghost, the haze rising around, and still swear that one day that they will return to tell what the NX really is.
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Worldwide announcement of the NX-less Horseman, you heard it here first folks!
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The NX is a concept, much like perfection. You can work and hope and strive for it, but you can never actually achieve it. Nevertheless, it is in so doing that we rise above the savage and closer to God.
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Nintendo, when they are ready to announce the thing, should have a twitter contest where you retweet the announcement date and whatever hash tag and you get a chance to win a ticket to the reveal event and an NX of your own a week or so before launch.
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SolidSnakesBandana posted:was it good? I remember twilight princess being fun but I was never able to play it again thanks to the four hour intro Skyward Sword is hard to enjoy for a few reasons. Still worth playing but things like the more awkward waggle controls can get tiresome. Link Between Worlds and Windwaker HD are probably the best "recent" Zelda titles worth playing.
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