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 Edit: dammit!  I mean...ah...if this is anyone other than Steve Allen, you're stealing my bit! 
Do over Ham fucked around with this message at 01:58 on Sep 19, 2016 |
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Sep 19, 2016 01:54
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I AM THE LIZARD QUEEN!
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Sep 19, 2016 02:31
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Man, this is crazy... I hope I didn't brain my damage! 
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Sep 19, 2016 03:46
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Neddy Seagoon posted:I AM THE LIZARD QUEEN! Root Bear posted:I hope I didn't brain my damage!  ...I'll drive.
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Sep 19, 2016 05:28
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Root Bear posted:Man, this is crazy... 
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Sep 19, 2016 05:36
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If he marries your mother, Marge, we'll be brother and sister. And then our kids...they'll be horrible freaks with pink skin, no overbites, and five fingers on each hand!
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Sep 19, 2016 05:56
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Do over Ham posted:If he marries your mother, Marge, we'll be brother and sister. And then our kids...they'll be horrible freaks with pink skin, no overbites, and five fingers on each hand! Is it my hair, my overbite? The fact I've worn the same clothes, day in day out for the last four years?
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Sep 19, 2016 07:19
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CatchrNdRy posted:Is it my hair, my overbite? The fact I've worn the same clothes, day in day out for the last four years? Hey, what are you laughing at? What? Oh, oh: I get it, I get it. It's my big ears, isn't it, kids? Isn't it? Well goons, I can't help that! [runs out crying] 
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Sep 19, 2016 10:35
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Do over Ham posted:Hey, what are you laughing at? What? Oh, oh: I get it, I get it. It's my big ears, isn't it, kids? Isn't it? Well goons, I can't help that! [runs out crying] Cool, I broke his brain!
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Sep 19, 2016 11:09
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Hard Clumping posted:I've been looking for a quote for a few hours and it keeps eluding me; maybe you all could help. A character (my memory says it's Marge but I'm becoming less and less sure) says the same phrase over and over, placing emphasis on a different word each time. Kinda similar to that thing going around the internet where you say "i never said SHE stole my money," or "i never said she STOLE my money" to create a different meaning each time. I'll do it. I'll do it! I'll do it. I'll do it. "Homer Simpson, This Is Your Wife" - Season 17 / Episode 15 (The Ricky Gervais/WifeSwap one)
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Sep 19, 2016 11:42
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Antitonic posted:I'll do it. I'll do it! I'll do it. I'll do it. There's no excaping Antitonic, our little walking libary.
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Sep 19, 2016 14:44
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Pucker up, Baka-nin! 
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Sep 19, 2016 15:24
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MrSlam posted:Pucker up, Baka-nin! 
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Sep 19, 2016 15:38
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Antitonic posted:I'll do it. I'll do it! I'll do it. I'll do it. 
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Sep 19, 2016 16:03
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MrSlam posted:Pucker up, Baka-nin! 
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Sep 19, 2016 16:13
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 I'd like to visit that Long Island plac...if only it were real... 
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Sep 19, 2016 16:56
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DrBouvenstein posted:
Isn't the whole area a little...iffy?
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Sep 19, 2016 21:33
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Roark posted:Isn't the whole area a little...iffy? And, Roark, seeing how this is your first day, you're inexperienced and vulnerable; your beat is Junkyville and Bumtown.
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Sep 19, 2016 21:40
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TMMadman posted:And, Roark, seeing how this is your first day, you're inexperienced and vulnerable; your beat is Junkyville and Bumtown. We don't have any bums in TVIV, and if we did, they'd be allowed to go at their own pace. 
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After The War posted:We don't have any bums in TVIV, and if we did, they'd be allowed to go at their own pace. 
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Sep 19, 2016 22:17
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After The War posted:We don't have any bums in TVIV, and if we did, they'd be allowed to go at their own pace. Don't worry. I'm not a stabbin' hobo... I'm a singin' hobo! ♪ Nothin' beats the hobo life ♪ ♪ Stabbin' folks with my hobo knife ♪
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Sep 19, 2016 22:34
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TMMadman posted:And, Roark, seeing how this is your first day, you're inexperienced and vulnerable; your beat is Junkyville and Bumtown. 
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Sep 19, 2016 23:09
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TMMadman posted:And, Roark, seeing how this is your first day, you're inexperienced and vulnerable; your beat is Junkyville and Bumtown. Get outta Bumtown, ya no-talent bum!
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Sep 19, 2016 23:43
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Roark posted:Isn't the whole area a little...iffy? Crunch patties!
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Sep 20, 2016 00:05
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Skeesix posted:Crunch patties! Steamed Hams?
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Roark posted:Isn't the whole area a little...iffy? This certainly seems to be a poorly planned parade route! 
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Sep 20, 2016 06:11
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Root Bear posted:This certainly seems to be a poorly planned parade route! Hurry up! Or we'll have to wait for the 12:05 parade 
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Sep 20, 2016 06:39
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DrBouvenstein posted:
Roark posted:Isn't the whole area a little...iffy? 
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Root Bear posted:This certainly seems to be a poorly planned parade route! Crackton! Crackton is the stop.
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Sep 20, 2016 15:00
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Skeesix posted:Crunch patties!  Uh...that's our chef...Christopher.
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Sep 20, 2016 15:09
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if anyone wants to know what it's like to be pregnant I'm three months and feel like Barney when he's dressed as Marge
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Toriori posted:if anyone wants to know what it's like to be pregnant I'm three months and feel like Barney when he's dressed as Marge 
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Sep 20, 2016 22:02
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Toriori posted:if anyone wants to know what it's like to be pregnant I'm three months and feel like Barney when he's dressed as Marge Thank you, I do enjoy working at the bowling alley 
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Sep 20, 2016 22:46
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Jerusalem posted:Thank you, I do enjoy working at the bowling alley Oh Homer, congratulations on your new job
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Sep 20, 2016 23:05
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Jerusalem posted:Thank you, I do enjoy working at the bowling alley  Bowling! Bowling here! Come bowl now! Get your bowling! Who's ready? Bowling!
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Toriori posted:Oh Homer, congratulations on your new job Does this whole quote thread have some disease where they can't see that he's an idiot?
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