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Dildomancer
Aug 8, 2016

No sense of right or wrong.

RFC2324 posted:

And loving them.

It goes without saying.

On an unrelated note, I was paying my credit card bill last night and remembered fondly just how high it could get during my peak dong-making days. One month, it was over $4000, about half of which was dildo-related. That's 20 gallons of silicone, or about 120 dildos. More realistically, it was probably closer to 5 molds and 80 dildos, which is still a hell of a lot to do in one's free time. The credit card rewards were great; I was getting a $100 gift certificate every three months or so.

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shame on an IGA
Apr 8, 2005

I'm trying to follow in your footsteps but accidentally grabbed Smooth On Universal Mold Release instead of ease 200, am I going to bork my mold if I don't wait a couple days for the other product to deliver?

Dildomancer
Aug 8, 2016

No sense of right or wrong.

shame on an IGA posted:

I'm trying to follow in your footsteps but accidentally grabbed Smooth On Universal Mold Release instead of ease 200, am I going to bork my mold if I don't wait a couple days for the other product to deliver?

You should wait, yes. From their technical bulletin: "If using silicone rubber, seal model surface with SuperSeal® only. Do not use Universal® Mold Release."

shame on an IGA
Apr 8, 2005

A crushing blow for whoever out there wants to shove squishy machine tools up their butt.

americong
May 29, 2013


"Hey, baby, I just ordered a red, white, and blue elf cock with sparkles..."

"........."

RFC2324
Jun 7, 2012

http 418

americong posted:

"Hey, baby, I just ordered a red, white, and blue elf cock with sparkles..."

"........."

Sever.

Carth Dookie
Jan 28, 2013




Hehe.

That arrived way sooner than I expected. I get all internet purchases sent to my wife's work because she can sign for stuff and I can't and I know the curiosity is going to drive her nuts.

Carth Dookie fucked around with this message at 02:39 on Sep 19, 2016

honda whisperer
Mar 29, 2009

shame on an IGA posted:

A crushing blow for whoever out there wants to shove squishy machine tools up their butt.

It's all about feeds and speeds :rimshot:

Dildomancer
Aug 8, 2016

No sense of right or wrong.
Tonight's haul:



Flesh --> gold fade, silver --> gold --> copper fade, and metallic coral --> metallic teal fade. It's been a productive weekend.

The third dong came out with an amazing texture. The surface is completely flat, but the way the mica particles aligned makes it look much different.



And a bonus picture of the coral and teal fresh out of the vacuum chamber:



What's that pink smear? Well, there was a stalactite growing from the vacuum chamber lid. I cut it down and sliced it in half.


Dildomancer fucked around with this message at 03:06 on Sep 19, 2016

Mercedes Colomar
Nov 1, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

shame on an IGA posted:

A crushing blow for whoever out there wants to shove squishy machine tools up their butt.

Go on. :getin:

Pile of Kittens
Apr 23, 2005

Why does everything STILL smell like pussy?

Fun video from Jimmy DiResta comparing a few resin materials and mentioning some issues with silicone molds: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ce4yHInCoWs

Carth Dookie
Jan 28, 2013



It's glorious. :allears:

Crasical
Apr 22, 2014

GG!*
*GET GOOD

Dildomancer posted:

Tonight's haul:




It looks like a spore critter. Eyestalks and a floppy nose.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Dildomancer posted:

Tonight's haul:



:regd10:

Pondex
Jul 8, 2014


Holy diver, you've been down too long in the midnight sea..

Ride the tiger, you can see his stripes but you know he's clean..

:-/

Xun
Apr 25, 2010

Welp turns out I accidentally got it shipped to my parents because I'm dumb and forgot that my PayPal address isn't right

Good news is they aren't home!

Bad news is that they also stopped their mail while they're out and I have no idea where the box might have ended up rip

Dildomancer
Aug 8, 2016

No sense of right or wrong.

Pile of Kittens posted:

Fun video from Jimmy DiResta comparing a few resin materials and mentioning some issues with silicone molds: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ce4yHInCoWs

The dangers of off-brand silicone!


Xun posted:

Welp turns out I accidentally got it shipped to my parents because I'm dumb and forgot that my PayPal address isn't right

Good news is they aren't home!

Bad news is that they also stopped their mail while they're out and I have no idea where the box might have ended up rip

When I put a hold on my mail, the post office just holds onto it and then either delivers it all to me on the day I get back or waits for me to come pick it up. Anyway, it's a plain brown box so hopefully your folks won't feel compelled to open it up.

Lord Zedd-Repulsa
Jul 21, 2007

Devour a good book.


I'm having a day where I can't get out of bed because of health, so I'll either ask my wife to get the mail today or just check tomorrow. Our apartment office is good about holding onto things.

Dildomancer
Aug 8, 2016

No sense of right or wrong.
Here's today's puntl:





I expect I'll be done making these by the middle of next week at the latest. At that point, I'll leave the thread open at least another week or two for any subsequent questions or feedback. I am glad that this has been a successful goon project, even if it's a relatively small one!

Looks like overall I spent about $1100 to make all these dongs and the molds, but only took in about $900 since I made the molds and a couple flops for free. I probably should've charged $25 instead of $20, then I'd have broken even. :shobon:

Ravenfood
Nov 4, 2011
poo poo man, I'll toss you some more cash to make up the difference. Maybe add a wider collection of dildofish while I'm at it. That's a gorgeous pattern on the most recent one, too.

Fauxtool
Oct 21, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
the later ones have much nicer and more intricate patterns.

Gross!

Bomrek
Oct 9, 2012
Someone talk me out of a CMYK elf dildo

Fauxtool
Oct 21, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
it can only go up on value, buy more than 1

NachtSieger
Apr 10, 2013


Fauxtool posted:

it can only go up

:heysexy:

Faerunner
Dec 31, 2007
For serious, I will pay double for a 2nd one if that will help.

Edit: Or just send you more money because dude, this thread has been well worth it.

Faerunner fucked around with this message at 21:19 on Sep 20, 2016

InternetOfTwinks
Apr 2, 2011

Coming out of my cage and I've been doing just bad
Hey, once my bank account fiasco is settled I'll order one at 30 to replace the theft, no worries. Before shipping of course.

Hrvstmn31
Aug 2, 2014

You did what in your cup?

Dildomancer posted:

I expect I'll be done making these by the middle of next week at the latest. At that point, I'll leave the thread open at least another week or two for any subsequent questions or feedback. I am glad that this has been a successful goon project, even if it's a relatively small one!

Hopefully that's long enough for everyone to show off their slice of much needed LoTR lore.

Carth Dookie
Jan 28, 2013




One dong to rule them all.

AbysmalPeptoBismol
Feb 5, 2016

Nausea, heartburn, indigestion, upset stomach, diarrhea!

The economics of this hobby/business are interesting to me. Many of my questions about that stuff were answered in a previous post.
OP, did you ever try marketing your creations to local sex toy shops? You mentioned the low quality of some of the ones found in many shops and I wonder if some shop owners would be interested in offering hand made toys made from high quality silicone.

One last question: Around how much would you charge for making a custom toy like this one for someone that approached you via Tumblr?

AbysmalPeptoBismol fucked around with this message at 18:47 on Sep 20, 2016

Dildomancer
Aug 8, 2016

No sense of right or wrong.
Don't worry too much about the money, guys, tips are always welcome but don't feel like you owe it to me to break even. The thread will be up until the last of the toys has arrived so everyone gets their chance at making a gorgeous composition like this one:



AbysmalPeptoBismol posted:

The economics of this hobby/business are interesting to me. Many of my questions about that stuff were answered in a previous post.
OP, did you ever try marketing your creations to local sex toy shops? You mentioned the low quality of some of the ones found in many shops and I wonder if some shop owners would be interested in offering hand made toys made from high quality silicone.

One last question: Around how much would you charge for making a custom toy like this one for someone that approached you via Tumblr?

Well, you might not believe this, but I'm pretty shy in person and I'd probably die of blushing if I tried to do a sales pitch in a sex shop. The bigger chains around here like Amazing or VIP probably have high-volume suppliers and I doubt they'd be open to an independent hobbyist, but I bet some of the smaller shops would be down, so long as their markup is sufficient.

For the custom design, I had plenty of people approach on Tumblr and ask, enough that I put it as a link on my homepage. Take the maximum dimensions of the toy (width and height) in centimeters. Add 1cm to the height and 2cm to the width. Determine the volume of the cylinder needed to contain your toy (aka the mold) via the equation B*H, where H is the height and B is W^2 * pi / 4. That will give you the volume of clay and silicone needed to make the model and mold, in cc. Multiply that volume by $0.26/cc ($26/L), which is the cost of silicone. That's all I charged.

For a toy this size, let me measure... height is 20cm, width is 15cm including overhang. So the volume is 21 * 16^2 * pi / 4, or about 4.2L. That comes out to $109 which covers the model + mold. The dong itself would be an additional $25 or so, so the total would have been ~$135 for the first puntl. In the event, I managed to squeeze the mold into an oblong and saved myself a liter or two, so it didn't cost me $109, more like $75.

Anya
Nov 3, 2004
"If you have information worth hearing, then I am grateful for it. If you're gonna crack jokes, then I'm gonna pull out your ribcage and wear it as a hat."
This is the most fascinating and educational thread I've followed in ages. Dildomancer, the color technique on these last puntl's is perfect. I half want to order one as a gift for my goon husband, but keeping it out of the hands of the kiddo would be hard...and hilarious.

`Nemesis
Dec 30, 2000

railroad graffiti


It's so pretty

Spikes32
Jul 25, 2013

Happy trees
Dildomancer do you just keep all the old molds once you've made them? Is there just a box of sex toy molds under a table somewhere? If so any 'normal' sized ones that got good reviews?

Scudworth
Jan 1, 2005

When life gives you lemons, you clone those lemons, and make super lemons.

Dinosaur Gum

Spikes32 posted:

Dildomancer do you just keep all the old molds once you've made them? Is there just a box of sex toy molds under a table somewhere? If so any 'normal' sized ones that got good reviews?

Halfway down page 8

Wroughtirony
May 14, 2007



Dildomancer,

I went a few pages in each direction and didn't find my answer. But please shame me anyway.


What do you recommend for people who want to create a dildo from a living model? We tried Clone-a-Willy and it froze up faster than he could get himself into.

Wroughtirony
May 14, 2007



edit: and I have an internet stutter apparently. I'll just go read more pages in shame and find my answer.

Problem is, it's going to have to be a one man job, due to some logistical problems. Namely, the model is on one continent and his lovely assistant is on another.

Wroughtirony fucked around with this message at 14:53 on Sep 21, 2016

Scudworth
Jan 1, 2005

When life gives you lemons, you clone those lemons, and make super lemons.

Dinosaur Gum
Of all the double posts in all the land...

Radio!
Mar 15, 2008

Look at that post.

Wroughtirony posted:

What do you recommend for people who want to create a dildo from a living model? We tried Clone-a-Willy and it froze up faster than he could get himself into.

Have you tried church?

Mog
Nov 23, 2006

Pillbug

Wroughtirony posted:

Dildomancer,

I went a few pages in each direction and didn't find my answer. But please shame me anyway.


What do you recommend for people who want to create a dildo from a living model? We tried Clone-a-Willy and it froze up faster than he could get himself into.

I've used clone-a-willy a couple times, once by myself as a surprise for my partner, and then a second time with my partner so we could actually make a good one. Make sure whoever is modeling spends their time focusing on staying hard and ready to insert, and the helper should do all the measuring, pouring and timing. Because you've only got a few seconds it can be kinda stressful so make sure you know all the steps in advance, and whoever is modeling should just focus entirely on watching porn and keeping aroused. For me the only issue the first time was staying hard while doing everything else, the 5-10 second window was plenty to stick my half erect member in the tube.

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Oodles
Oct 31, 2005

This thread just keeps on giving.

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