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Strudel Man
May 19, 2003
ROME DID NOT HAVE ROBOTS, FUCKWIT

Paladinus posted:

I don't get it.
Nobody gets it. That's the beauty of it.

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EVG
Dec 17, 2005

If I Saw It, Here's How It Happened.

Paladinus posted:

I don't get it.

Cow tools.

some plague rats
Jun 5, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

Well gently caress, I laughed

obligatory: mods change my name to 'sneaky dickgrabber'

some plague rats has a new favorite as of 20:06 on Sep 18, 2016

Sad lions
Sep 3, 2008

Crane Fist posted:

Well gently caress, I laughed

obligatory: mods change my name to 'sneaky dickgrabber'

Crane fist doesn't work?

Byzantine
Sep 1, 2007

The Venus flytrap was named such because it supposedly resembles a vulva, so I think naturalists were (are?) blueballed as gently caress.

Cicadas!
Oct 27, 2010


There's a type of fish called a Slippery Dick, too.

FairyNuff
Jan 22, 2012

Byzantine posted:

The Venus flytrap was named such because it supposedly resembles a vulva, so I think naturalists were (are?) blueballed as gently caress.

Definitely, also little known fact Henry Lee was Welsh!

Occultatio
Aug 4, 2005

a massive toolclown who cannot stop causing problems
I like old webcomic Nobody Scores!














Johnny Aztec
Jan 30, 2005

by Hand Knit
What

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

Those dogs that feel compelled to hang up all their certificates on their cubicle walls are always such douchebags. Like, we all passed the mandatory Sit and Stay Training dude.

DJ Fuckboy Supreme
Feb 10, 2011

And when you stare long into the abyss, you become aggressively, terminally chill


it was bad and not funny

Michaellaneous
Oct 30, 2013

Occultatio posted:

I like old webcomic Nobody Scores!
















Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

Oh hey, that was my line that inspired that comic. I'm thread famous. I'll be signing autographs if anyone wants one. :smuggo:

big trivia FAIL
May 9, 2003

"Jorge wants to be hardcore,
but his mom won't let him"

Wal-la

paradoxGentleman
Dec 10, 2013

wheres the jester, I could do with some pointless nonsense right about now

some plague rats
Jun 5, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

Sad lions posted:

Crane fist doesn't work?

My great swinging fists can only snatch dicks by force

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug

Occultatio posted:

I like old webcomic Nobody Scores!
















post more

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something
No, no more garbage.

DontMockMySmock
Aug 9, 2008

I got this title for the dumbest fucking possible take on sea shanties. Specifically, I derailed the meme thread because sailors in the 18th century weren't woke enough for me, and you shouldn't sing sea shanties. In fact, don't have any fun ever.

gently caress you. I read that entire loving thing waiting for it to make any kind of sense, and it never did.

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug

Bloody Hedgehog posted:

No, no more garbage.

that's a good comic

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something

Hogge Wild posted:

that's a good comic

Have you thought about trying out for Last Comic Standing?

With jokes like those, you're a shoo-in.

Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty

That puppy wants to be tickled.

Supersonic Shine
Oct 13, 2012
How did Star Butterfly end up in R'lyeh?

Krinkle
Feb 9, 2003

Ah do believe Ah've got the vapors...
Ah mean the farts



You would think he put his url there to get you to come see more like this but he only draws pokemon apparently.

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug


from which comic was this guy from?

i don't remember the name, but the comic should def be posted here

paradoxGentleman
Dec 10, 2013

wheres the jester, I could do with some pointless nonsense right about now

Krinkle posted:

You would think he put his url there to get you to come see more like this but he only draws pokemon apparently.

He hasn't done comics in years now, he's moved on to other stuff. You can find his old work here:
http://www.bogleech.com/comics/archive.htm

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
Good page, good comics, good lord you guys have you learned nothing? This way lies only retaliation.

Krinkle
Feb 9, 2003

Ah do believe Ah've got the vapors...
Ah mean the farts


paradoxGentleman posted:

He hasn't done comics in years now, he's moved on to other stuff. You can find his old work here:
http://www.bogleech.com/comics/archive.htm

I made it four in. This is not like the first one. This person is too random for me.

The one shown in this thread was very, very good, however.

Digamma-F-Wau
Mar 22, 2016

It is curious and wants to accept all kinds of challenges

Krinkle posted:

You would think he put his url there to get you to come see more like this but he only draws pokemon apparently.

He's not even drawing them, just reviewing them.

He is drawing a mspa-esque comic though (awful hospital)

Diesel Fucker
Aug 14, 2003

I spent my rent money on tentacle porn.

Hogge Wild posted:



from which comic was this guy from?

i don't remember the name, but the comic should def be posted here

Can't go through them all, but it was a play on the old B&W Mickey Mouse ones and he passes off a necronomicon as his own work and it gets mass published and the last panel is the world in flames... I think.

Lord Lambeth
Dec 7, 2011


Hogge Wild posted:



from which comic was this guy from?

i don't remember the name, but the comic should def be posted here

That was 1930 Nightmare Theatre, which you can still read over on DUMM Comics

edit:

so good

Lord Lambeth has a new favorite as of 00:16 on Sep 20, 2016

Brewmaster
Dec 10, 2007

Hi! I'm awkward.

Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar
Oglaf has the answer

:nws:https://i.imgur.com/8QIGEjr.jpg:nws:

Just Offscreen
Jun 29, 2006

We must hope that our current selves will one day step aside to make room for better versions of us.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iA59SipJTBM

Strudel Man
May 19, 2003
ROME DID NOT HAVE ROBOTS, FUCKWIT
Not phrased as a wish.

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
That's a bitchin redtitle you're sporting there mang. Care to explain it?

Karate Bastard has a new favorite as of 22:26 on Sep 20, 2016

Strudel Man
May 19, 2003
ROME DID NOT HAVE ROBOTS, FUCKWIT
It's really more interesting as a mystery.

From a play-by-post RPG here on the forums, a game set in Republican-era Rome. As a joke, I offered up a character that was a superintelligent toaster with psychic powers, and was given this (good-natured) title as a result.

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
Neat! Super-uncalled-for belligerent pettiness is the best petty belligerence.

Me I'm sporting an industrial douche, for reasons that are completely unfathomable to myself :haw:

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PopeCrunch
Feb 13, 2004

internets

Lord Lambeth posted:

That was 1930 Nightmare Theatre, which you can still read over on DUMM Comics

edit:

so good

1930 nightmare theatre was so great, alas there will never be any more because the artist was profoundly depressed and killed himself

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