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well why not
Feb 10, 2009




SolidSnakesBandana posted:

Can someone give me an example of the kind of change they were looking for in Civil War?

I was hoping for a portion of the Avengers to take the lower states and secede from the union. Bucky dies of Tuberculosis or perhaps Dysentery.

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Leon Trotsky 2012
Aug 27, 2009

YOU CAN TRUST ME!*


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computer parts posted:

Bucky either being redeemed or actually killed off would be an obvious one.

Bucky being killed off would be the laziest and cleanest way to tie up all those loose ends though.

Guy A. Person
May 23, 2003

SolidSnakesBandana posted:

Man, people sure are butthurt about that time I criticized one aspect of BvS.

lol I mean my butt's just fine, friend. I just thought it was a funny thing to say in this thread in general, regardless of who said it. Like it's both obvious while at the same time almost everyone gets worked up about movies they dislike (maybe not SMg but he is an advanced chat bot) so it can be turned against basically anyone (myself included).

computer parts
Nov 18, 2010

PLEASE CLAP

Leon Trotsky 2012 posted:

Bucky being killed off would be the laziest and cleanest way to tie up all those loose ends though.

No, the laziest way is to put him in stasis and then never mention him again.

It remains to be seen if the latter will happen.

SolidSnakesBandana
Jul 1, 2007

Infinite ammo

Guy A. Person posted:

lol I mean my butt's just fine, friend.

I apologize, I read too much into what you said

Leon Trotsky 2012
Aug 27, 2009

YOU CAN TRUST ME!*


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computer parts posted:

No, the laziest way is to put him in stasis and then never mention him again.

It remains to be seen if the latter will happen.

Even if Sebastian Stan were to die tonight and they never mention Bucky again in the movies it still leaves a central tension between the main characters. Just killing Bucky immediately resolves everything in a nice clean bow and would be a very predictable and lazy way out.

TheKingofSprings
Oct 9, 2012

Leon Trotsky 2012 posted:

Even if Sebastian Stan were to die tonight and they never mention Bucky again in the movies it still leaves a central tension between the main characters. Just killing Bucky immediately resolves everything in a nice clean bow and would be a very predictable and lazy way out.

Even if Tony killed him?

Leon Trotsky 2012
Aug 27, 2009

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TheKingofSprings posted:

Even if Tony killed him?

That's true. And that could definitely be done well.

Halloween Jack
Sep 12, 2003
I WILL CUT OFF BOTH OF MY ARMS BEFORE I VOTE FOR ANYONE THAT IS MORE POPULAR THAN BERNIE!!!!!

SolidSnakesBandana posted:

Can someone give me an example of the kind of change they were looking for in Civil War?
I'd like for Captain America to turn away from being a crackpot libertarian back to the patriotic socialist he was in First Avenger.

My issue with the film isn't about "nothing changes" but that Tony and Cap are autocrats operating in a moral universe with a fascist bent. Yet no one recognizes this, or even anything that would lead them to label the movie as "dark." I admit, it saddens me that nerds will scream "NOT MY BATMAN" because a guy killed some mercenaries, but no one is upset that Captain America distrusts anything that suggests democracy.

Dark_Tzitzimine
Oct 9, 2012

by R. Guyovich
Given the admittedly, superficial similarities with Bucky. It definitely would be interesting if the DCEU tackles Jason Todd at one point.

MacheteZombie
Feb 4, 2007
Of course this whole "if they killed him it'd be lazy tangent" is avoiding the first half of the statement, which was to fully close the character's redemption arc. Which would have been the best outcome for Bucky.

ThePlague-Daemon posted:

One thing with Snyder's Superman movies is he takes these characters and ideas very seriously and presents them in this grandiose way

This is the main reason I love BvS so much. I get it not working for everyone though. It just means when people argue over these two movies it's largely a discussion of "I prefer this style, your style sucks" instead of what the movies are actually about.
Scenes like Clark climbing a mountain to talk to his ghost dad, framing the Waynes's murder as a distorted dream, and the showdown between Bats and Supes were far more impactful to me than Tony talking to his dead parents, framing the Stark's murder using surveillance footage, the airport showdown scene and final fight scene did.

Halloween Jack posted:

I'd like for Captain America to turn away from being a crackpot libertarian back to the patriotic socialist he was in First Avenger.

My issue with the film isn't about "nothing changes" but that Tony and Cap are autocrats operating in a moral universe with a fascist bent. Yet no one recognizes this, or even anything that would lead them to label the movie as "dark." I admit, it saddens me that nerds will scream "NOT MY BATMAN" because a guy killed some mercenaries, but no one is upset that Captain America distrusts anything that suggests democracy.

I miss FA Cap too :(
And also how Batman can't kill anyone (even PMCs) but if the Avengers blow up a few dudes while on a mission it's totally cool because their "soldiers/superheroes".

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

Captain America disobeyed orders to go save Bucky and company in the first movie.

Captian America lied to, then fought against the Secretary of Defense in Winter Soldier.

I don't see how he acted any differently in Civil War in acting on what he thought was the right thing.

MacheteZombie posted:

And also how Batman can't kill anyone (even PMCs) but if the Avengers blow up a few dudes while on a mission it's totally cool because their "soldiers/superheroes".

This is because none of them have had a strict "no-kill" policy like Batman has. What a disingenuous argument.

Halloween Jack
Sep 12, 2003
I WILL CUT OFF BOTH OF MY ARMS BEFORE I VOTE FOR ANYONE THAT IS MORE POPULAR THAN BERNIE!!!!!
Batman's strict no kill policy is something to care about if you're a six-year-old in 1954.

computer parts
Nov 18, 2010

PLEASE CLAP

Codependent Poster posted:

This is because none of them have had a strict "no-kill" policy like Batman has. What a disingenuous argument.

I don't think Ben Affleck ever said he'd never kill anyone.

RBA Starblade
Apr 28, 2008

Going Home.

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well why not posted:

I was hoping for a portion of the Avengers to take the lower states and secede from the union. Bucky dies of Tuberculosis or perhaps Dysentery.

"For the glory of the South and Robert. E. Lee!" - The Vision

Jimbot
Jul 22, 2008

Which one of the Avengers is the "It was a war about states' rights!" guy?

MacheteZombie
Feb 4, 2007

Codependent Poster posted:

This is because none of them have had a strict "no-kill" policy like Batman has. What a disingenuous argument.

Yeah all those other movie Batmen and their no kill policies. What a disingenuous argument.

RBA Starblade posted:

"For the glory of the South and Robert. E. Lee!" - The Vision

I don't think Vision and his red toned skin would be very welcomed in the South.

well why not
Feb 10, 2009




The Vision, noted secessionist. posted:

I worked night and day for twelve years to prevent the war, but I could not. The North was mad and blind, would not let us govern ourselves, and so the war came.

Jokes aside, The Avengers in general could use a bit more cultural diversity. 3 of them are from New York, two are "russian", the rest are from non-specifc America. And there's one alien and a robot. Lot of loving yankees basically.

This is something Suicide Squad did well. It included the most important, best demographic - Australians.

well why not fucked around with this message at 17:33 on Sep 20, 2016

MacheteZombie
Feb 4, 2007

well why not posted:

Jokes aside, The Avengers in general could use a bit more cultural diversity. 3 of them are from New York, two are "russian", the rest are from non-specifc America. And there's one alien and a robot. Lot of loving yankees basically.

Does explain the group political dynamic a bit though.

well why not
Feb 10, 2009




MacheteZombie posted:

Yeah all those other movie Batmen and their no kill policies. What a disingenuous argument.


I don't think Vision and his red toned skin would be very welcomed in the South.

Change up that cape and body suit colour a bit and you've got Rebel Flag Vision.

MacheteZombie
Feb 4, 2007

well why not posted:

Change up that cape and body suit colour a bit and you've got Rebel Flag Vision.

Holy crap you're right. He could be the rational actor symbol they've been clamoring for!

Megaman's Jockstrap
Jul 16, 2000

What a horrible thread to have a post.
"Mjolnir has found me worthy...of buying your gold at competitive prices!"

Equeen
Oct 29, 2011

Pole dance~

well why not posted:

Jokes aside, The Avengers in general could use a bit more cultural diversity. 3 of them are from New York, two are "russian", the rest are from non-specifc America. And there's one alien and a robot. Lot of loving yankees basically.

This is something Suicide Squad did well. It included the most important, best demographic - Australians.

The Avengers had a great opportunity to get a pair of Romani Jews, but they were played by white people for some strange reason V:v:V

well why not
Feb 10, 2009




Which Avenger gets shot to death in a theatre next movie?

Captain America: Northern Aggression

well why not fucked around with this message at 17:47 on Sep 20, 2016

SolidSnakesBandana
Jul 1, 2007

Infinite ammo

Halloween Jack posted:

Batman's strict no kill policy is something to care about if you're a six-year-old in 1954.

Are you denying the greatness of Batman: The Animated Series?

HIJK
Nov 25, 2012
in the room where you sleep

Codependent Poster posted:

Captain America disobeyed orders to go save Bucky and company in the first movie.

Captian America lied to, then fought against the Secretary of Defense in Winter Soldier.

I don't see how he acted any differently in Civil War in acting on what he thought was the right thing.


This is because none of them have had a strict "no-kill" policy like Batman has. What a disingenuous argument.

Captain America is about breaking the rules to do the right thing, regardless of what those rules might be.

Hat Thoughts
Jul 27, 2012

SolidSnakesBandana posted:

Are you denying the greatness of Batman: The Animated Series?

Lol

RBA Starblade
Apr 28, 2008

Going Home.

Games Idiot Court Jester

MacheteZombie posted:

I don't think Vision and his red toned skin would be very welcomed in the South.

quote:

Change up that cape and body suit colour a bit and you've got Rebel Flag Vision.

:trumppop:

It was the first one to come to mind that wasn't Captain America or Iron Man. v:v:v

MacheteZombie
Feb 4, 2007

SolidSnakesBandana posted:

Are you denying the greatness of Batman: The Animated Series?

I'm rewatching this series right now and Batman is a cold blooded motherfucker.

MacheteZombie
Feb 4, 2007

RBA Starblade posted:

:trumppop:

It was the first one to come to mind that wasn't Captain America or Iron Man. v:v:v

Haha I figured. I cringed typing that joke out. Also, that trump emoticon is awesome.

Karloff
Mar 21, 2013

Halloween Jack posted:

It's because BvS has become a focal point of the sort of glib bullshit you just posted. The movie is flawed, but the vast majority of criticism doesn't focus on its actual flaws but on relentlessly spewing memes. If X-Men: Apocalypse and Suicide Squad were buried in a morass of jokes about, I don't know, Xavier going bald or the Joker's dental work, I'd probably feel compelled to go to bat for them despite neither film being very good.

Man of Steel is flawed,Spider-Man 3 is flawed (and I like both of them). Batman v Superman is a legit disaster.

You're well welcome to go back through my posts where I explain in detail how every single facet of the storytelling are broken and terrible, the Martha thing gets special attention from everyone and myself because its arguably the single stupidest narrative beat I've seen in a film in a long time, and will never stop being funny ever.

Karloff
Mar 21, 2013

SolidSnakesBandana posted:

Are you denying the greatness of Batman: The Animated Series?

Probably is. Some people get real insecure about the idea of there being a children's tv show about a children's comic book character. (In which the worst episode of which, I've got Batman in my basement still has a stronger understanding of narrative and character than Batman v Superman

MacheteZombie
Feb 4, 2007
"Read my post history" isn't a great way to discuss something currently. If you don't want to restate your arguments why bother posting about this topic at all?

You could at the very least dig through your own posts and quote them at the thread if you're that confident in them.

Halloween Jack
Sep 12, 2003
I WILL CUT OFF BOTH OF MY ARMS BEFORE I VOTE FOR ANYONE THAT IS MORE POPULAR THAN BERNIE!!!!!

SolidSnakesBandana posted:

Are you denying the greatness of Batman: The Animated Series?

Karloff posted:

Probably is. Some people get real insecure about the idea of there being a children's tv show about a children's comic book character.
BTAS is great. It's also fairly free of tedious mewling about Batman's no-kill code. Actual children watching a children's Batman TV show don't care nearly as much about it as the forty-year-old baby Robins, fallen from the nest, whining about Not My Batman.

Megaman's Jockstrap
Jul 16, 2000

What a horrible thread to have a post.
A good poster: here's an interesting perspective on this movie that might not convince you, but at least gives you a whetstone to hone your own opinion against

A bad poster: my way or the highway and here's 5 tedious paragraphs copy-pasted from io9 on why I'm objectively right

SolidSnakesBandana
Jul 1, 2007

Infinite ammo
Mask of the Phantasm's plot was set in motion because Batman was suspected of killing a known criminal. They respond by creating a task force whose job is to bring Batman down.

Squinty
Aug 12, 2007
I always thought both the Snyder DC films were good movies marred by awful climaxes. In MoS he makes the climax about Superman's decision to kill Zod and save an innocent family, but I can't point to a single moment in the film in which he'd choose differently. It feels completely unrelated to the arc that's presented. It might be a good finale in a different film, but not this one. BvS, the Martha thing just doesn't resonate at all. I understand that Batman would be shaken by hearing his dead mom's name, but as an audience member I didn't care. He relies on yet another Snyder(tm) montage to give the scene weight, but by this point I'm pretty numb to Snyder montages.

And then a green monster started surfing across the screen and I totally checked out.

JediTalentAgent
Jun 5, 2005
Hey, look. Look, if- if you screw me on this, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine, you rat bastard!

SolidSnakesBandana posted:

Mask of the Phantasm's plot was set in motion because Batman was suspected of killing a known criminal. They respond by creating a task force whose job is to bring Batman down.

Yet the GCPD can't/won't do jack poo poo to hunt down criminals who are known killers of innocent citizens. But we think Batman's gone too far? Overtime and any means necessary to bring him down!

RBA Starblade
Apr 28, 2008

Going Home.

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Halloween Jack posted:

BTAS is great. It's also fairly free of tedious mewling about Batman's no-kill code. Actual children watching a children's Batman TV show don't care nearly as much about it as the forty-year-old baby Robins, fallen from the nest, whining about Not My Batman.

I've heard more whining about whining than the actual whining at this point.

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Karloff
Mar 21, 2013

MacheteZombie posted:

"Read my post history" isn't a great way to discuss something currently. If you don't want to restate your arguments why bother posting about this topic at all?

You could at the very least dig through your own posts and quote them at the thread if you're that confident in them.

I know, but it wasn't a discussion, it was an accusation saying that I have never made such arguments and have only ever relied on "memes", whatever that means. This is incorrect and just looking at my post history exposes it as a lie.



Halloween Jack posted:

BTAS is great. It's also fairly free of tedious mewling about Batman's no-kill code.

It comes up fairly frequently, perhaps you should watch it again.

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