Tank Boy Ken posted:They don't have any broken doors. Because they don't have any doors, which just proves that Star Citizen is the superior game. e: doggetaxxe
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# ? Sep 20, 2016 16:25 |
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Fatkraken posted:But what if Star Citizen was a hotdog stand? You'd pay like 1000$ for a 1$ hot dot then the guy programming the hot dog on would break his wrist so you have to wait then you find out that the salesman you have been talking to is a paedophile and a bunch of similar poo poo until you get your food but it's not a hot dog you got a burger with no meat on it and the burger can barely fly before crashing to desktop. This analogy is perfect.
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# ? Sep 20, 2016 16:25 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eRtNR_1fMv4&t=64s Full Throttle. An homage to Star Citizen.
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# ? Sep 20, 2016 16:27 |
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Tank Boy Ken posted:They don't have any broken doors. Yet another example of Frontier's limited aspirations You just do your thing Braben, aim at the streetlights Meanwhile I'll be sitting here, all unbearably smug
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# ? Sep 20, 2016 16:30 |
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Young Freud posted:That's common on a lot of guns that may see service in polar or alpine conditions where you were thick gloves that would interfere with pulling the trigger, so it stands to reason that might be something you want to have if you're wearing a space suit which has real. It would make sense for a space gun, but usually the trigger area is much larger instead of here. I've seen glove-friendly *finger* trigger guards. Must admit i've never seen a *hand* trigger guard, though. But what do i know, IANAgunnut.
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# ? Sep 20, 2016 16:42 |
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Lladre posted:Full Throttle. An homage to Star Citizen. Almost there...
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# ? Sep 20, 2016 16:46 |
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Aussies got all excited because they were promised an australian located server. Guess how thats working out for em.
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# ? Sep 20, 2016 16:49 |
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Furia posted:You'd pay like 1000$ for a 1$ hot dot then the guy programming the hot dog on would break his wrist so you have to wait then you find out that the salesman you have been talking to is a paedophile and a bunch of similar poo poo until you get your food but it's not a hot dog you got a burger with no meat on it and the burger can barely fly before crashing to desktop. where does the Frog-dog fit in?
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# ? Sep 20, 2016 16:53 |
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Cigstomper58 posted:Aussies got all excited because they were promised an australian located server. Guess how thats working out for em. Ooh! Somebody got Chris' whine about how they totally didn't mean they'd have aus servers this early in development?
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# ? Sep 20, 2016 16:54 |
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D1E posted:I wonder how many folders of bookmarks Derek has in his browser(s). He's beyond that. He's got folders on his drive containing folders of text files with the names of bookmark folders containing bookmark folders containing bookmarks.
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# ? Sep 20, 2016 17:00 |
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orcinus posted:He's beyond that. Derek only needs one bookmark: [url]http://*.*[/url]
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# ? Sep 20, 2016 17:21 |
Beet Wagon posted:Derek Smart and Chris Roberts are both crappy developers Corren_64 posted:And that Chris isn't a terrible game creator was proven in the past by, you know, having actually successful games. On the other side you have Derek, who not only shat out like 20 games from the same IP that at best are renames, but are also through the bank horrific, bad-received and (except for probably the first one) the opposite of "selling". And even his first overhyped, overpromised game Didn't sell too well I guess. Having comparable numbers here would be nice to see if that argument has actually a merit. 118 words total Words used to defend Chris Roberts - 20 Words used to attack Derek Smart - 98
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# ? Sep 20, 2016 17:54 |
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Beet Wagon posted:Because they don't have any doors, which just proves that Star Citizen is the superior game. E: D has been in development since the Big Bang and they still don't have any doors in the game? smfh
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# ? Sep 20, 2016 17:57 |
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Derek smart is a crappy developer who has always been a bit crappy, though not entirely due to circumstances he could control. He sells his crappy unfinished game for $30 or whatever, and is promising an adequate game eventually Chris Roberts is a crappy developer who once was quite good, though not entirely due to his own talent. He sells ~*~Dreams~*~ based around his crappy unfinished game for hundreds and thousands of dollars, and is promising the best game ever made in Two Weeks.
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# ? Sep 20, 2016 17:59 |
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Beet Wagon posted:Because they don't have any doors, which just proves that Star Citizen is the superior game. Pictures of kayak are the only worthwhile thing to come out of Star Citizen
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# ? Sep 20, 2016 18:10 |
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PC Gamer posted an article about how Star Citizen put together a trailer advertising that they added headbob = off, a feature in every FPS going back, what, 15-20 years? Anyhow, lo an behold, when I pointed this out in the comments a wild Cymelion appeared. https://www.facebook.com/cymelion.notapplicable Another Australian. I suppose the earlier theory about them has some merit.
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# ? Sep 20, 2016 18:12 |
peter gabriel posted:Pictures of kayak are the only worthwhile thing to come out of Star Citizen Aww thanks, commando. But it's not the only thing - don't forget about your burgeoning YouTube stardom!
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# ? Sep 20, 2016 18:16 |
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AlmightyPants posted:PC Gamer posted an article about how Star Citizen put together a trailer advertising that they added headbob = off, a feature in every FPS going back, what, 15-20 years? Yeah he was one of the ones who got me thinking about it. When talking about Sandi's racism he said I just didn't 'get' her because she's an Aussie Chick™.
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# ? Sep 20, 2016 18:16 |
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I'm good at developing crappies. I'm a crappy developer too.
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# ? Sep 20, 2016 18:17 |
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Beet Wagon posted:Aww thanks, commando. But it's not the only thing - don't forget about your burgeoning YouTube stardom! I am going to do a patreon to piss off the backers. The Youtube stuff is too hard to do now, it's honestly such a poo poo game now I don't want to play it - the feels have gone. I worry it may be terminal. So if I do a patreon that could be funny, but I am undecided as yet.
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# ? Sep 20, 2016 18:19 |
WhiskeyWhiskers posted:Yeah he was one of the ones who got me thinking about it. When talking about Sandi's racism he said I just didn't 'get' her because she's an Aussie Chick™. You just don't understand racism development.
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# ? Sep 20, 2016 18:19 |
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Tokamak posted:If Star Citizen was a pizza restaurant: By this logic Star Citizen is experiencing eternal scope creep.
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# ? Sep 20, 2016 18:19 |
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but if you argue that scope / feature creep ended a long time ago, then every dollar CIG pulls in is in fact, a preorder, since they've met all the funding goals necessary to deliver the game as promised.
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# ? Sep 20, 2016 18:21 |
peter gabriel posted:I am going to do a patreon to piss off the backers. I genuinely can't blame you - I have no idea how you managed to make as many videos as you did. I just sort of assumed one day it would all be too much and you'd just disappear to go live in the woods or something.
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# ? Sep 20, 2016 18:22 |
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peter gabriel posted:I am going to do a patreon to piss off the backers. I'd pay the 15 bucks I received from getting dumb Star Citizen ship skins refunded
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# ? Sep 20, 2016 18:24 |
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Nicholas posted:but if you argue that scope / feature creep ended a long time ago, then every dollar CIG pulls in is in fact, a preorder, since they've met all the funding goals necessary to deliver the game as promised.
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# ? Sep 20, 2016 18:24 |
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Head bob guys. Seriously. Head bob. Head bob was solved already in 1978 with Hunt the Wumpus on a TRS-80.
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# ? Sep 20, 2016 18:27 |
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Lladre posted:Head bob guys. The French solved head bob over 200 years ago
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# ? Sep 20, 2016 18:31 |
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Tijuana Bibliophile posted:The French solved head bob over 200 years ago
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# ? Sep 20, 2016 18:34 |
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I don't care what the bleeding heart lieberals say, if I have any creepers in my scope I'll have them shot
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# ? Sep 20, 2016 18:35 |
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So E:D was without a headbob solution for its first thousand years?
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# ? Sep 20, 2016 18:35 |
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Lladre posted:Head bob guys. But my fidelitious immersion
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# ? Sep 20, 2016 18:43 |
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I wanna be a Head Bob Manager.
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# ? Sep 20, 2016 18:54 |
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I thought managing head bob was what ED was all about
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# ? Sep 20, 2016 19:09 |
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http://www.improbable.com/2012/06/20/why-do-birds-bob-their-head-while-running-locomotion-part-2/
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# ? Sep 20, 2016 19:16 |
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AlmightyPants posted:PC Gamer posted an article about how Star Citizen put together a trailer advertising that they added headbob = off, a feature in every FPS going back, what, 15-20 years? The comments on the article are great Somebody should tell that last guy that they're meant to be stressing the difference between buying and pledging and also paaaaarp
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# ? Sep 20, 2016 19:19 |
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Adonis Gunther posted:Almost there... FULLLLLLL KERM. The only kerm in this 'verse is Kermit and meeeeeee
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# ? Sep 20, 2016 19:26 |
Every time I think I understand people, somebody else I know asks if I've heard about Star Citizen. Like, I totally get it - four years ago. But how can people still be excited about this garbo?
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# ? Sep 20, 2016 19:26 |
Things I'm mad about with regards to Star Citizen: 1. Ray Roocroft lying to me 2. Nothing else really, it's all been great fun.
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# ? Sep 20, 2016 19:30 |
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Times I like to post in a row: 3. Three (free Tophat)
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