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ullerrm posted:Ironically, that didn't really doom them -- shortly, after we got removed, they just took most of PB and ratted like mad in it and did their RP like they always had. They had the option to chase after us, or to be a thorn in the side of the new locals the way they had been to us. By bending the knee their back was broken.
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Ynglaur posted:By bending the knee their back was broken. I'm sure NC. will pick C02 off its knees and tell them to take over holding moons in MOAs place.
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AAPsel posted:so I haven't kept up with the happy fun mining aspect of this game, what is the rorqual even supposed to do other than boost from a pos? Does it boost on an astrahus undock now? As always, it doubles as a jump freighter that sacrifices a little cargohold and a lot of jump range for a shitload more tank and a prop mod to align.
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Divine Blob posted:the title is my favorite what forum is that in
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Reverand maynard posted:what forum is that in guess
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Unfunny Poster posted:Its a shame RedditSwarm doesn't help their newbies and avoid mistakes like that. ??? he didn't want to wait for his alt to get accepted?
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Unfunny Poster posted:Its a shame RedditSwarm doesn't help their newbies and avoid mistakes like that. While this may not be the chill thread, you still need to chill out.
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It took me a second to realize just how stupid that was. Not blues getting shot at by LSH... well that's just the patently obvious end result of whatever fuckery he was pulling with his Vargur. Asher Elias posted:Don't shoot my not blue. The Mittani could have convo'd me and I would have shot that vargur. NBSI everytime. I love you, Asher - never change.
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Unfunny Poster posted:Its a shame RedditSwarm doesn't help their newbies and avoid mistakes like that. Speaking of shames, I see that you're posting again.
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Thought I would interrupt this regularly scheduled program to let you know that horror of horrors, I have been asked to be an election judge :V
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Kiryen posted:Speaking of shames, I see that you're posting again. I stopped posting?
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Unfunny Poster posted:I stopped posting? and it was great
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Asher Elias posted:Don't shoot my not blue. The Mittani could have convo'd me and I would have shot that vargur. NBSI everytime. Except when it comes to highsec freighters and jumpfreighters, where not only is it our fault if 'we' kill a blue that says "i'm blue" in local, 'we' also get in trouble if 'we' kill a blue without even knowing it.
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Divine Blob posted:the title is my favorite That's the same guy who got mad and bad-PM'd dod when his illiterate application to hole squad was rejected. https://goonfleet.com/index.php/topic/202352-holesquad-2016-we-got-citadels-gently caress-poslyfe/?p=7666377 Schlampa I know you read this thread sometimes; the MS paint application criteria is easily the best thing for auth purposes ever.
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Orange Red Bull posted:i thought groons auth requirement was pretty dope wasnt it something about butts? MSPaint and Butts
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Xolve posted:I feel like this MOA meltdown is about 3-4 years late. The fact that they went this long is honestly surprising.
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Man there is just nothing redeemable about MoA. From the top down they are bunch of poo poo-tastic fucklords of the highest caliber.
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goninzo posted:The fact that they went this long is honestly surprising. are you wiretapping my girlfriend's phone?
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Unfunny Poster posted:I stopped posting? Yeah I'm pretty sure I gudposted you too hard and blew up your computer or something.
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Rhymenoserous posted:There was a badhistory subreddit that I used to read religiously. we got a shoutout in one of those copycat "dumb military tactics" subreddits, I enjoyed the premature chicken-counting https://www.reddit.com/r/shittymilitarytactics/comments/4gsnad/eve_online_huge_cfc_supercapital_fleet_logged_out/ avatarinwin posted:Except when it comes to highsec freighters and jumpfreighters, where not only is it our fault if 'we' kill a blue that says "i'm blue" in local, 'we' also get in trouble if 'we' kill a blue without even knowing it. not just highsec, poor pwn and play
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Morris posted:not just highsec, poor pwn and play pwn in play is(WAS) in horde not gsf in PL i could kill literally anyone I wanted in highsec. i killed PL JFs (neutral alts) and i didn't have to pay them back or anything, but I did because i was rolling in dough and i'm a good person 
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avatarinwin posted:pwn in play is(WAS) in horde not gsf They weren't in Horde, they were in HONOR. http://evemaps.dotlan.net/corp/Pwn_'N_Play/alliances
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avatarinwin posted:pwn in play is(WAS) in horde not gsf pwnn got airlocked from horde's petting zoo for killing a neutral PH freighter alt in nullsec, that was the joke edit: they were shitters in SMA though so still a solid move
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Carth Dookie posted:Schlampa I know you read this thread sometimes; the MS paint application criteria is easily the best thing for auth purposes ever.  I wanted the butt requirement as well but didn't think it would fit well into the GSF PC/capitulation culture (hi miranda).
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Morris posted:we got a shoutout in one of those copycat "dumb military tactics" subreddits, I enjoyed the premature chicken-counting I swear eve people are brain damaged, always dragging this dumb game into poo poo that has nothing to do with it.
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Scooter_McCabe posted:Thought I would interrupt this regularly scheduled program to let you know that horror of horrors, I have been asked to be an election judge :V Do it.
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facultas posted:At the risk of killing my own joke: https://goonfleet.com/index.php/topic/174006-personal-safety-how-to/ lolololo you guys left this person in charge of our Facebook page? (also I miss Hratli Smirks, holy poo poo.) (11:05:19 AM) aryndel_vyst: maybe kismeteer can take some of his hanzo steel he has stashed at his house and go on a murder spree of james gibson (11:05:30 AM) kismeteer: Yeah I don't think I'll be doing that. (11:05:47 AM) weaselior@goonfleet.com/Meebo: MY KATANA (11:05:58 AM) adjwork: director of decapitating shitheels (11:06:57 AM) hratli_smirks: got em racked up like ginsu knives (11:24:32 AM) vio_geraci: petition to move self defense thread to spyad: vio geraci, (11:25:04 AM) Kazanir: can i second this motion or will i be shot (11:25:24 AM) vio_geraci: depends on what state you live in (11:25:24 AM) weaselior@goonfleet.com/Meebo: seconded (11:26:00 AM) vio_geraci: i just cannot believe how many people own a loving katana (11:26:26 AM) hratli_smirks: I want to know how many katanas he has (11:26:28 AM) aryndel_vyst: i wonder if the number of people that own 1 katana is < the number of people that own more than 1 (11:26:28 AM) vio_geraci: pepper spray? no. tazer? no. katana? got three. (11:26:35 AM) Kazanir: I live in the Federal Republic of Germany (11:26:37 AM) vio_geraci: exactly (11:26:50 AM) weaselior@goonfleet.com/Meebo: what good is only one katana (11:26:57 AM) vio_geraci: you need one for each room (11:27:00 AM) hratli_smirks: katana for each limb (11:27:08 AM) hratli_smirks: even the legs (11:27:18 AM) Kazanir: you clearly need a paired wakasazhi (11:27:25 AM) Kazanir: Elders Scrolls Daggerfall taught me this (11:27:28 AM) vio_geraci: nerd trap sprung (11:27:48 AM) hratli_smirks: hey Leonardo didn't gently caress around with no wakasashi (11:28:04 AM) Kazanir: And that's why he was a lovely ninja (11:28:21 AM) hratli_smirks: he was the BEST ninja thats why he was the leader (11:28:33 AM) vio_geraci: maybe he was a samurai have you ever considered that? clearly you have not. (11:28:37 AM) Kazanir: i have not (11:28:37 AM) aryndel_vyst: katana in every room for protection (11:28:39 AM) Kazanir: you have beaten me (11:29:00 AM) weaselior@goonfleet.com/Meebo: i am dwight in that office episode where he hides weapons all over the office irl (11:29:07 AM) weaselior@goonfleet.com/Meebo: complete with short-sleeved dress shirt (11:29:16 AM) vio_geraci: the office? is that a nerd show? (11:30:17 AM) aryndel_vyst: the office is a nerd show yes vio_geraci (11:30:32 AM) adjwork: vio_geraci: did you not know the katana is the premiere home defense weapon of the 21st century (11:30:41 AM) vio_geraci: well, i don't watch star trek spinoffs or whatever "the office" is (11:30:44 AM) aryndel_vyst: its about a bunch of socially maladjusted idiots in a sales office (11:30:47 AM) Kazanir: the office is basically "someone made a show about goons" (11:30:53 AM) adjwork: of course you should have one in every room (11:31:00 AM) Kazanir: efb by aryndel (11:31:17 AM) vio_geraci: katanas are so innocuous, they can be hidden in every room without looking out of place (11:31:28 AM) Kazanir: no one has ever noticed any of mine (11:31:28 AM) adjwork: it's illuminati on camera (11:31:29 AM) vio_geraci: one on the wall, one with the kitchen knives, etc (11:31:40 AM) spookydonut: I have a sword but it isn't a katana :smith: (11:31:41 AM) hratli_smirks: they are undetectable behind your commonplace wall scroll (11:31:47 AM) weaselior@goonfleet.com/Meebo: throwing stars are the home defense choice of the discerning goonygoon (11:32:00 AM) weaselior@goonfleet.com/Meebo: they can be taped under any manner of surfaces (11:32:35 AM) spookydonut: throwing knives are better (11:32:44 AM) hratli_smirks: can't hide them in cereal boxes like in kill bill though (11:33:03 AM) spookydonut: because they're also knives and can be used in other emergencies, like needing to cut a steak (11:33:59 AM) kismeteer: there ya go, full confession in the thread. (11:34:07 AM) kismeteer: Yes, I used to practice martial arts with a katana (11:34:12 AM) kismeteer: I have even pulled it on someone (11:34:17 AM) Endie: What was that sig that dbp always had on Eve-O? Something about tanto ranking (11:34:31 AM) Endie: Was that a knife thing or just some retarded bob ranking (11:35:26 AM) adjwork: vio_geraci: move it to sgbs, not spyad (11:35:43 AM) kismeteer: Anyone else want to get their jokes out of the way before I get rolling to the data center? (11:36:12 AM) frabba: ahgauhgauhahguaguhagahu (11:36:29 AM) spookydonut: kismeteer: was your uniform a yellow tracksuit? (11:36:31 AM) adjwork: nah sensei I'm not standing in your way again (11:36:39 AM) vio_geraci: i have nothing to say that your own reflection in the mirror doesn't say to you, every day (11:36:54 AM) adjwork: man people are about to start looking at me wierd (11:36:56 AM) kismeteer: spookydonut: nope. worse. Black trench coat. (11:37:04 AM) adjwork: for loving laughing so haohgod (11:37:05 AM) adjwork: stop (11:37:28 AM) kismeteer: Eh, I was 6'5" at 160 lbs in the worst neighborhood in chicago (11:37:29 AM) hratli_smirks: you never gave me a solid answer on your katana stockpile (11:37:32 AM) kismeteer: You adapt somehow. (11:37:34 AM) kismeteer: I have one (11:37:35 AM) hratli_smirks: dont stonewall me (11:38:04 AM) vio_geraci: "u adapt or die" *flourishes katana no-dachi* (11:38:16 AM) aryndel_vyst: GIA director hratli_smirks getting to the bottom of katanagate (11:38:21 AM) kismeteer: Seriously, couldn't legally own a gun in chicago at the time. (11:38:28 AM) hratli_smirks: *puts sunglasses on* (11:38:35 AM) kismeteer: So if you had to have something, at the time, it was the best option (11:38:47 AM) spookydonut: what about a taser (11:38:52 AM) kismeteer: 1992 (11:38:52 AM) hratli_smirks: chainsaws (11:38:54 AM) spookydonut: or mace (11:38:57 AM) kismeteer: mace did poo poo (11:39:00 AM) hratli_smirks: or a mace (11:39:06 AM) frabba: how about a flail (11:39:06 AM) vio_geraci: it's literally illegal to own a katana in this state, something that i am certain fat nerds get really, really upset about on a regular basis (11:39:16 AM) kismeteer: mace you couldn't hide in an architecture tube. (11:39:18 AM) spookydonut: what about a jousting spear (11:39:18 AM) vio_geraci: *becomes a libertarian because i can't own a katana* (11:39:35 AM) weaselior@goonfleet.com/Meebo: hahaha thats hilarious i didn't know mass banned swords (11:39:37 AM) vio_geraci: "If only the laws of this country were more like those of that beacon of civilization to the west" (11:39:43 AM) vio_geraci: Oh yes. (11:39:52 AM) kismeteer: so, I was mugged when I was carrying it one day (11:39:57 AM) kismeteer: two guys jumped out with knives (11:40:05 AM) kismeteer: I was so paranoid about carrying it, I walked right into their spot (11:40:09 AM) vio_geraci: *disco-jazz starts* (11:40:12 AM) kismeteer: They said 'Give us your wallet' (11:40:18 AM) kismeteer: I said 'How about I give you this?' and pulled it. (11:40:22 AM) vio_geraci: lol (11:40:24 AM) kismeteer: I meant 'This is valuable' (11:40:26 AM) vio_geraci: yeah loving right (11:40:35 AM) hratli_smirks: this wouldn't have happened if u had a chainsaw (11:40:36 AM) kismeteer: but they took as 'holy poo poo skinny nerdy kid just pulled a sword on us' (11:40:42 AM) kismeteer: and then they said 'okay bye' and ran off (11:40:49 AM) xttz: hey hey HEY (11:40:53 AM) xttz: you're not skinny (11:40:56 AM) xttz: i call bullshit (11:40:57 AM) spookydonut: you need to post this story kis (11:40:57 AM) kismeteer: I was then (11:41:01 AM) kismeteer: 6'5" at 160 lbs (11:41:03 AM) adjwork: then everyone walked the dinosaur (11:41:05 AM) adjwork: right (11:41:05 AM) spookydonut: for everyone to enjoy (11:41:13 AM) mentakona: kismeteer (11:41:30 AM) kismeteer: it's not as good of a story because I didn't say 'that's not a knife' (11:41:45 AM) spookydonut: you're not australian (11:41:48 AM) hratli_smirks: then kismeteer jumped and punched high into the air and freezeframed (11:41:55 AM) kismeteer: heh anyway (11:42:07 AM) vio_geraci: everybody post an aggrandized story about a time they got mugged (11:42:07 AM) kismeteer: I was 19, you guys all have embarassing poo poo at 19 (11:42:20 AM) vio_geraci: one time someone was about to mug me and i claimed to have just gotten mugged, so he took my shoes and i kept my wallet! (11:42:31 AM) kismeteer: hah (11:42:40 AM) kismeteer: that's a good story (11:42:41 AM) spookydonut: i've never been mugged (11:42:49 AM) aryth: i would love to be mugged (11:43:00 AM) adjwork: the best I got is I had to brandish a 9mm pistol at one of my shitbird in-laws when he wouldn't leave my property (he's a druggie sack of poo poo who isnt allowed on my property) (11:43:01 AM) spookydonut: because i don't put myself in risky situations (11:43:03 AM) mentakona: all of my stupid poo poo happened before 19, and after 19, so no, i don't have embarrassing poo poo at 19 (11:43:24 AM) vio_geraci: *pulls gun on in-laws* (11:43:25 AM) kismeteer: spookydonut: let me tell you about what Comiskey park on the south side of chicago used to be like. `8r/ (11:43:27 AM) vio_geraci: oh, goons (11:43:28 AM) hratli_smirks: I got robbed once but I fought them off with an AMERICAN FLAG (11:43:32 AM) vio_geraci: excellent (11:43:37 AM) vio_geraci: you are using it correctly (11:43:52 AM) hratli_smirks: these colors dont run! (11:44:02 AM) kismeteer: mentakona: I also went to a military school, if that helps my case any. (11:44:16 AM) vio_geraci: heh (11:44:25 AM) hratli_smirks: nothing helps your case kismeteer (11:44:26 AM) spookydonut: :owned: (11:44:29 AM) kismeteer: yep I know (11:44:42 AM) kismeteer: That is why I'm proud to represent goonfleet.com 2012 (11:44:51 AM) spookydonut: pubbiefleet.com 2012 (11:44:54 AM) mentakona: heh (11:44:54 AM) kismeteer: yep (11:45:01 AM) kismeteer: full of weeblos and anime nerds (11:45:01 AM) mentakona: kismeteer: two things (11:45:02 AM) adjwork: vio_geraci: I could embellish with some katanas or other exotic weaponry if you think it'll help the thread out (11:45:08 AM) vio_geraci: for sure (11:45:30 AM) vio_geraci: maybe a giant spiked ball on the end of a chain? (11:45:51 AM) spookydonut: vio_geraci: i know how to use those properly :smith: (11:46:02 AM) adjwork: i believe that's called a mace (11:46:05 AM) mentakona: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah (11:46:28 AM) Kazanir: adjwork : nice, a medieval weapons troll in the Hackers style (11:46:28 AM) hratli_smirks: get a trident (11:46:44 AM) adjwork:  (11:46:49 AM) kismeteer: Anyway, if tamir shows up, ask him what Comiskey park was like in the early 1990's (11:46:49 AM) aryndel_vyst: No house is completely without a flail and mace set (11:46:56 AM) kismeteer: he'll back me up, it was maybe the worst place in chicago (11:47:05 AM) spookydonut: so why would you go there (11:47:12 AM) kismeteer: I went to school there (11:47:18 AM) spookydonut: (11:47:20 PM) spookydonut: so why would you go there (11:47:21 AM) aryndel_vyst: why would you need a katana when you can just dodge bullets like in the matrix (11:47:35 AM) aryth: cause niggers can run fast (11:47:40 AM) kismeteer: Eh I had a physics scholarship at IIT. 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